“I ship it.”
“They were on screen for two seconds,” Chowder says.
“I still ship it,” Nursey repeats stubbornly.
“It’s a gay thing, right?” Dex says. “If two characters whose sexuality might possibly be read as ambiguous appear on screen and make eyes at each other, shipping must commence.”
“You literally sound like my sister’s tumblr,” Nursey says.
“Wait, do you follow my sister on tumblr?” Nursey asks with gleeful horror.
Dex shrugs again. “Dunno, what’s her username?”