Hey, you know who I feel doesn't get enough love in these batfam headcannons? Lucius Fox. Imagine all the times the kids have come to him with some insane gadget request or they crashed the Batmobile and don't want Bruce to find out. I don't know, maybe it's just me. You think you could come up with a few funny Lucius Batfam head cannons?
(sorry it’s taken so long for me to get to this)
-Lucius would get a series of panicked phone calls because “Hey, how bad would it be if I asked you to maybe completely remake the Batmobile in like… a day? This is totally theoretical of course, but if you could…” and he would sigh and just say “Bring whatever’s left in and I’ll see what I can do”
-Tim gives Lucius these blueprints that he sketched on a napkin after having an energy drink cocktail potent enough to kill a water buffalo and Lucius is thinking “I don’t get paid enough for this”
-Sometimes Lucius will comply and make some of the less crazy requests from the kids (and occasionally Bruce) just to surprise them, though he usually only does this for special occasions like birthdays and holidays
-If he’s feeling a bit vindictive, he’ll make the fam do a whole bunch of ridiculous things just so they can appreciate how much trouble he goes through and then as soon as they finish, he just laughs at them and tells them that he already finished what they asked for a week ago
-The family does get him gifts and whatnot as thank you presents because they know how difficult it is to try and make these things (this was discovered after the kids tried to make their own equipment and they failed miserably only to come into the lab and have Lucius just give them this look of pure judgement)