are you revolting

50 book asks
  • the adventures of huckleberry finn: do you think kids or their parents are responsible for their beliefs?
  • the alchemist: what are your current plans for the future? will you be upset if they don't work out?
  • alice's adventures in wonderland: how do you react to absurd situations?
  • and then there were none: do you think murderers deserve to die?
  • artemis fowl: how much do you depend on technology?
  • beowulf: is it always worthwhile to hear both sides of an argument?
  • the canterbury tales: if someone is hypocritical, do you point it out?
  • cat's cradle: do you think it's better to believe a lie than to live with an unpleasant truth?
  • charlotte's web: what's your favorite art form?
  • coraline: if you could change your family, what would you change?
  • the crucible: how heavily do you depend on others when forming opinions?
  • fahrenheit 451: do you think there's any knowledge that should be kept secret?
  • the fault in our stars: if you could have one conversation before you died, who would you talk to and what would you say?
  • flowers for algernon: how much potential do you think you have?
  • frankenstein: is it wise for humans to attempt to create life?
  • the giver: talk about a favorite memory
  • the great gatsby: what would you sacrifice for money?
  • harry potter: if you could bring someone back from the dead, would you? if so, who would it be?
  • the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy: what do you think is the meaning of life?
  • the hobbit: do you think the average person has the potential to be a hero?
  • holes: if someone poor stole from someone rich, who would you sympathize with?
  • howl's moving castle: how quickly do you form opinions about other people?
  • the hunger games: would you kill someone if they planned to kill you?
  • identical: how clear is your perception of reality?
  • the importance of being earnest: are you flattered or annoyed by gentlemanly behavior?
  • inferno: do you think you belong in hell? why or why not?
  • jonathan livingston seagull: is perfection a good goal?
  • the joy luck club: describe your family
  • jurassic park: do you think it's wrong to use animals as attractions and accessories?
  • the kite runner: if you could, what social issue would you spread awareness about?
  • les misérables: do you think people should revolt if the government is corrupt?
  • life of pi: if you were stranded, would you be able to take care of yourself?
  • the lightning thief: what would you be the god/goddess of?
  • the lion, the witch, and the wardrobe: if you could start a new life in a new world, would you?
  • lord of the flies: what motivates you best?
  • lord of the rings: is it important to work for the greater good of the world?
  • of mice and men: would you kill your closest friend to save them from a worse fate?
  • the perks of being a wallflower: does listening to other people's problems help you or weigh you down?
  • the phantom of the opera: how much do you judge others on physical appearance?
  • pride and prejudice: are you romantic?
  • the princess bride: what's your best feature?
  • a raisin in the sun: what is your most important possession?
  • romeo and juliet: have you ever done anything ridiculous for love? what?
  • stargirl: do you value uniqueness?
  • the taming of the shrew: would you be willing to be in a relationship with someone who is very dominant?
  • the tell-tale heart: is there anything you feel guilty about right now? what?
  • to kill a mockingbird: do you believe something has value simply because it's beautiful?
  • twilight: how consistent are your feelings about people close to you?
  • watership down: do you think your right to life is any greater than an animal's?
  • the westing game: if you died now, what would you want to happen to your possessions?
5

the Czech Republic celebrates 25 years since the Velvet Revolution, the overthrowing of the communist government

we’re celebrating 25 years of freedom and democracy

this revolution was started by university students and young people, a group underestimated by both the government and the older generation

the motto of the revolution was “when - if not now. who - if not us?”

life isn’t perfect now but it’s so much better and for that we are eternally grateful

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Prize your luck, Mr. Haxby! You had the famous Charlotte Wells for free.

Obsession


Scenario: The temp agency sent you to a new job that was supposed to be something simple that came along with easy money: lots of easy money. But simple is far from what you get when you realize, being the secretary for Jeon Jungkook, comes with his own form of demands.

A/N: this is part one of the obsession series. I blame Jungkook with his stupid sultry looks and how damn good he’s looked in suits the whole BS&T era. I ended up writing this last night sitting in my car for almost two hours.This is honestly going to be dirty and kinky and I’m not gonna apologize. I hope you all enjoy!

Genre: Jungkook x Reader

Words: 3100

Disclaimer: As always, any gifs used are not mine and belong to their rightful owners!!

Warnings: Smut, oral, and slight rough play

“I am a professional. I. Am. A. Professional. I’M A GODDAMN PROFESSIONAL!”

Your hands smacked down on the marble of the bathroom counter. The words you’d been muttering to your reflection over and over like a damn mantra somehow becoming less effective. You felt like you couldn’t breathe in the high-waisted pencil skirt, which wasn’t a ludicrous assumption since you could barely walk properly in it with, or without, the heels.

The reason behind your anxiety ridden pep talk: Jeon Jungkook.

One of the youngest high-ranking executives in the company, he was known for being incredibly smart; thinking outside the box to close deals and create new overseas partnerships, charming, and a decorated athlete. Before you’d been assigned to the company as his latest secretary, the only time you’d actually ever seen him was on the cover of magazines and photographed next to expensive people with beautiful faces to match. Jeon Jungkook held a life you envied.

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Some Wodehousian forms of address

If you’re lacking ideas how to call your family and friends, you may try these:

  • “old thing”,
  • “old egg”,
  • “old fruit”,
  • “my little chickadee”,
  • “you old ass”,
  • “my fluttering old aspen”,
  • “my dear old mysterious hinter”,
  • “old fever patient”,
  • “old ancestor”,
  • “old thicker than water”,
  • “old flesh and blood”,
  • “(my dear) old relative”,
  • “my dear old faulty reasoner”,
  • “you poor chump”,
  • “my poor lamb”,
  • “my misguided old object”,
  • “you ghastly goggle-eyed piece of gorgonzola”,
  • “face”,
  • “ugly”,
  • “aged relative”,
  • “you young blot”,
  • “my beamish boy”,
  • “old blood relation”,
  • “you abysmal chump”,
  • “Lord Spodecup” (instead of “Lord Sidcup”),
  • “my (beautiful) bounding Bertie”,
  • “you young hellhound”,
  • “you revolting object”,
  • “you young muttonhead”,
  • “my dear old police sergeant”,
  • “poor ditherer”,
  • “Attila”,
  • “Watson”.
Poseidon

Greek Gods Series
Prologue Poseidon Ares Aphrodite Apollo Hades Hermes Zeus
Ship: Pirate!Mina | Pirate!Reader | Merman!Jimin
Description: Pirate!AU | Beginning your new life as a pirate had its hardships- and it all started with something called Fate.
Warnings: Fingering, Oral, Dirty Talk, Exhibitionism? Violence, Assault, Angst, Death
Word Count: 15,257
A/N: Cover finally up! Enjoy the first part of this series! It took me forever to write.

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Devil Side-Chapter 22

Summary: You receive a list of demands and make a decision. 

Pairings: Bucky x Reader. Andrew McClain (OC) x Reader. 

Warnings: Angst, Violence, Blood, Kidnapping, emotional affair.Swearing. Stalker and Obsessive behavior. potential character death. mortal wounds.delusions.potentially triggering content. 

Word Count: 1027

You received the email three hours after Bucky had been declared stable and on the mend. The bastardized version of the serum had saved his life, boosting his recovery time.

You had gone out and scoured the surrounding areas for any sign of Reyna, finding only Bucky’s blood and Reyna’s Unicorn stuffie on route to the park. You had walked back to the tower in a daze, clutching the toy tightly to your chest. The fat tears rolling down your cheeks going unnoticed.

You walked silently to the med bay. Ignoring the looks from the nursing staff as you went,  you slipped silently into Bucky’s room. The tubes and drips attached to him made you break down in earnest. He looked so vulnerable. Your heart broke down on the spot. You repeated, “I’m sorry,” over and over until your voice went hoarse. It was your fault. You had not taken the threat of the stalker seriously enough. Because of your inattention, an innocent child had been taken away from her father.

The two great loves of your life had been stripped from you. One lay wounded in a hospital bed, the other was God knows where with God knows who. The only way to make it right was to follow their demands regardless of what it would cost you.

Bruce clears his throat awkwardly from the door. “The team’s on their way. We’ll get her back.”

You smile weakly and reply softly, “I know.”

Taking out your phone, you type a quick email and send it to Steve. He was going to lose his shit something awful, but Reyna was more important than one person.

A person who had killed. A person who was irredeemable.

Standing from your chair, you place a lingering kiss on Bucky’s forehead, committing his features to memory. You would probably never see him again.

The last few years seemed so stupid in comparison. So much pain and heartbreak. So much anger. Over something so trivial in the greater scheme of things. Yet, so much beauty had come from it.

Bucky had grown. He had sought the help he so desperately needed. Help you could not have given him. Reyna had been brought into the world because of his mistakes, but you found yourself thankful.

Bucky was never supposed to be yours. Reyna was never supposed to be yours.

You were a ghost story. A soldier. The apple pie life was not something you were ever going to have.

It brings a small smile to your face. Finally, you had accepted what you always knew. Love and happiness were for other people. People who deserved it. You were nothing but a shell.

“I love you,” you whisper softly before leaving the room and heading toward Tony’s lab. You were most likely going to die, but Reyna could still be found.

With grim determination, you swallow the tiny bug with a glass of water. You were going to take as many of them down as you could, and pray your team could do the rest.

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You walked swiftly down the back streets. Your senses were alert and strained. You had been followed as soon as you walked out of the tower. You could hear them. The serum had its perks after all.

Eight men, all well trained. Their footfalls barely made any sound on the concrete.

You couldn’t see them either and assumed they were enhanced. Not much made it past you.

You were dressed entirely in black and were unarmed, a condition of Reyna’s release. It didn’t matter, though. You weren’t planning on fighting them. Not yet. Not until you knew she was safe. You needed to find her first. You needed to get her back to her family. It was the least you could do.

You stop at the mouth of the alley, making out several figures in the dark. One is surprisingly familiar, and your heart sinks. Still, you walk confidently toward them. Your head held high, fighting the urge to murder every single one of them.

Stay calm. Be rational. You remind yourself as you come to a stop in front of them.

“Amelia.”

“Andrew.” You nod. “Where is the girl?”

He grins widely before nodding to the unnamed asshole next to him. He promptly dials a number and rattles off instructions for her release. “She’ll be dropped off at the local firehouse with instructions. She’ll be back with her mongrel father soon enough.”

Your heart pounds frantically in your chest as you weigh your options. He had come fully armed and with an army at his back. You couldn’t fight your way out of this without dying in the process. You had no weapons and no plan.

Shit.

Andrew chuckles, triumph written all over his smug face.

The rage which had been simmering underneath the surface boils over. Before your brain catches up with you, you’ve taken out four of his men. You were attempting to behead a fifth with your bare hands when the shot rang out.

You stagger backward, hand plastered over your abdomen. When you bring it up to look, it comes away wet.

The man on the floor leers triumphantly at you. The gun in his hand mocks you.

How had you not seen it?

Your knees buckle, and Andrew is beside you in an instant. His hands cradle your head in his lap. “I told you not to harm her!” he yells.

The unnamed asshole walks up to the man who dared harm you and fires a shot, right between his eyes.

Andrews touch revolts you. You want nothing more than to rip his throat out, but you’re slowly losing consciousness. Your vision is fading. You couldn’t fight even if you tried.

Andrew barks orders as his henchman. Soon you’re hoisted gently into a van, Andrew never leaves your side. He whispers apologies in your ear, speaks words of love and claiming, desperate to fix this so you could be together forever.

The more he talked, the clearer it became. He was mad. Insanity had wormed its way into his mind.

You had a sick feeling you weren’t getting out of this one alive.

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Disgraceful Blood

Member: V

Genre: Smut / Angst

Series: \The Moon Child

Theme: Halloween

Part: 1 / {pt.2} {pt.3}

Description: With eyes like rubies and hair as white as the driven snow, you were a creature desired by all who were descendants of the night. A child born from the moon, somehow having landed in the greedy hands of a prince. And he, like all the others before him, craves the sweet taste of your blood.

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The 4 of Us

Summary: It’s you and Bucky’s 5 year anniversary! Bucky decides to get you a puppy, but you have a surprise for him as well! | Bucky x Reader
Warnings: a lil swearing, pregnancy? lol
Word count: 2,3 k
A/N: ALL THE FEELSSS

MASTERLIST | ASK/REQUEST | TAG LIST

Originally posted by buckysclique

Bucky woke up that morning more excited than ever. Today was your 5 year anniversary and he had a special day planned. He looked over his shoulder where you were still sleeping, resting on your stomach, one leg dangling off the bed. He placed a tender kiss to your bare shoulder, remembering the activities of last night – something you two were definitely repeating tonight. Bucky strolled to the dresser to slip on a fresh pair of boxers and simple grey sweatpants.

As he searched the fridge for some eggs, he thought about his plans once more. Make breakfast, go to the grocery store, come back home, order some pizza, then cuddle on the couch while watching your favourite movies and then he would have to go out again to go get your present. Bucky knew you’d scold him about it, because you didn’t want any presents or fancy dinners, thus why for the 4th year now you always stayed at home and did cozy stuff, it’s just the way you liked it. But this year, Bucky couldn’t help himself. He saw the way you always longingly look at the pet shop when you pass it. You were a huge animal lover, dogs being your favourite. He didn’t know if you had a favourite breed, so when he stepped in the pet shop the other day to look at a potential new family member his eyes immediately fell to a tiny Pug puppy padding around. The pup was a little boy already named Charlie. His curled up tail and squashed face made his heart melt and Bucky knew he had found the one. So when he was frying eggs and bacon he couldn’t wait to go pick up the little pup later. Bucky smiled to himself as he felt your arms snake around his waist.

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RFA guys + Minor Trio are Vampires

Hey hey hey!! Here’s more Halloween HCs for you guys, written by the amazing @rainydayswriter and yours truly! It was so funny watching each other’s ideas and continuing the story and we hope you guys enjoy reading our masterpieces (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ ✧゚・: *ヽ(◕ヮ◕ヽ)

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Yoosung

  • Yoosung protects

  • Seriously though, all he wants to do is make sure you’re safe and happy, so having superhuman strength and speed gives him the ability to do just that!

  • So?? Adorable???

  • Uses his powers to save cats from trees

  • SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

  • Lol ask him to bite you and watch him have a crisis

  • Super speed helps him with his studies and gives him more time to play LOLOL

  • Maybe if he makes you immortal you won’t leave him like Rika did welp

  • He can see well in the dark, so no need to be afraid of the dark anymore!

  • Still checks under the bed for monsters though this cutie

  • Shapeshifts into a bat when you’re mad at him because damn it he’s just so cute you can’t yell at a little bat

  • With the wrong type of encouragement, you’ll have yourself a full-blown possessive vampire boyfriend, which is someone you will never be able to leave, so make this choice wisely~

  • If you make the decision to be with him forever

  • He would be so!!! Excited!!!

  • It’ll be like an eternal sleepover with your best friend!

Zen

  • Stereotypical gorgeous vampire much?

  • He was already handsome as a mortal, now it’s 100x harder to keep people away from him ;;;

  • Guess this explains the red eyes

  • Still an absolute theater nerd

  • “Careful, babe,” he’ll say with a fanged smile, “you wouldn’t want to release the Beast.”

  • Hates to be hungry in front of you, it makes him…hungry ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) you know exactly what we’re talking about

  • What if he hurts you? Or what if he frightens you? What if you find him revolting?

  • “Hyun, let’s be honest…you’re not revolting. You’re THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON ON THIS PLANET.”

  • Oh God he’d be shedding tears of joy

  • He doesn’t feel cold anymore, but when you guys go to the rooftop to gaze at stars he always makes sure to bring a jacket and blankets for you

  • Would definitely ask you to consider living an immortal life with him and he’d be elated if you agree

  • Of course after you’ve turned he wouldn’t be afraid of hurting you anymore and omg imagine all the broken furniture after he unleashes the beast  


Jaehee

  • You’d have to be nothing less than superhuman to be Jumin’s assistant

  • So efficient in everything she does, so graceful, so breathtaking!

  • But you do not want to get on her bad side

  • Her glares alone are enough to curdle blood, but threaten the RFA and she will dispose of them without a trace

  • Jumin recieves a fresh bottle of red wine

  • When you come into her life she is shook

  • For so long she’s suppressed her human side to be the perfect assistant, but then here you are, supporting her and making her laugh and she’s experiencing feelings she hasn’t felt in a long time???

  • She gets so flustered and slightly clumsy around you especially when you compliment her it’s so cute

  • Going to midnight showings of Zen’s works together!!!

  • Is unimpressed with vampire jokes, if only because Mr. Han and Seven use them all the time

  • But if they make you laugh she’ll begrudgingly allow them

  • She’s so grateful to have you in her unlife, she will always make sure to tell you so

  • Teaches you all about vampire strengths and weaknesses, including ways to deter them just in case

  • “Feel free to use pepper spray on Seven if he bothers you too much.”

  • Any amount of time she spends with you is a blessing

  • If you bring up wanting to stay at her side forever, she’ll sit you down for a ~serious discussion~

  • Giving up mortality is a big decision! What if you grow tired of her? Or can’t handle outliving the world around you?

  • But you want to stay by her side! There’s no changing your mind! You want to protect her as she protects you!

  • She’s not crying, you’re crying

  • Okay you’re both crying

Jumin

  • Tells the most vampire puns, in a totally flat voice and with a totally straight face

  • “MC, who do you think should be my…necks victim?”

  • -____________________- Jumin no.

  • Loves hearing your heart beat faster when he’s close to you

  • So classy, he drinks blood from wine glasses

  • It makes sense that’s he’s so rich, he’s had a century to accumulate his wealth

  • Neck fetish

  • Jaehee gets a heart attack everytime she enters his office because it’s always so dark

  • You once visited him in the office and when you came in it was dark

  • And Jumin whirls around in his chair, stroking Elizabeth the 3rd in his lap with a sinister smile on his face

  • “Velcome to my lair, MC.”

  • *facepalm* *roflmao*

  • But you love this man so much

  • His staff would be afraid of him but they’re so jealous at how he seems to look effortlessly young and handsome all the time

  • Regarding immortality, he would want to spend the rest of his life with you but of course he would ask for your consent first

  • And maybe ask you to sign an agreement contract or two ;;;

Saeyoung

  • Can be goddamn brooding if he’s alone with his thoughts for too long

  • Mixes lingo from different eras on purpose

  • Abuses his godlike strength by constantly sweeping you off your feet

  • Ask him if he sparkles like the vampires in Twilight

  • He’ll roll around in glitters and take you to the park, where everyone can marvel at his sparkly skin put your shirt back on you’ve made your point Saeyoung

  • LOVES cosplaying as Edward Cullen

  • “And so the lion fell in love with the lamb” *eyebrow wiggle*

  • Saeyoung stahp

  • He will have his broody moments though and he’ll try to push you away because he’s dangerous

  • An immortal hacker/secret agent,you sure know how to pick ‘em MC

  • Drives Vanderwood insane because he can make a dozen dog robots in two hours but not finish his work???

  • If you try to ask him any vampire-related questions, you will never get a straight answer

  • “Are you afraid of garlic?”

  • “GAELIC??? MC I KNOW HOW TO SPEAK GAELIC WHY WOULD I BE AFRAID OF IT??? GOD SEVEN FEARS NO LANGUAGES!!!!”

  • Sigh. “What about running water?”

  • “Jeez, MC, if you think I stink just tell me. No need to be rude.”

  • You give up

  • On a more serious note, he’d go back and forth between wanting you to be with him forever and wanting you to live an actual life

  • Contents himself with just being around you for a short while, he’ll bow out at soon as you seem to grow tired of him

  • To prove your love for him, you make him turn you into a vampire, that way you’re also indestructible and you can live out the rest of your life with him

V

  • There’s something poetic about someone who can’t show up in pictures and old mirrors putting his heart and soul into recreating the world around him through art

  • With immortality in play, he wants to catch as many moments as he can before they pass by

  • If you sketch him, he will be so moved because A. he hasn’t seen his own face since becoming a vampire and B. he’s never been the model

  • Omg V if only you knew you’re as beautiful as your photographs

  • Have you ever wondered why V is his nickname?

  • He has to change aliases every few decades and he decided to use the letters of the alphabet; he’s on V now lololol

  • Knows all the best places and he’ll take you around the world with him

  • His vampire abilities will only be used for good and for helping others

  • And also taking photos

  • “V, please don’t lean so far off the edge” ;;;

  • “I’m fine, MC. You don’t have to–”

  • Falls off the cliff

  • It’s a good thing he doesn’t bleed. Or die.

  • Would love to spend forever with you but he would never pressure you; would also feel guilty for even thinking that ;;;

  • But when you reassure him for the millionth time that you love him and want to spend an immortal life with him he finally turns you into a vampire

  • He spends eternity marveling at the beauty of the world with you and he will do whatever it takes to make you happy and keep you by his side

Saeran

  • Typical secluded vampire, prefers to venture out in the dead of night

  • Embraces dark aesthetics

  • Death toll rises when he’s in a bad mood/thirsty

  • So intimidating, nobody will ever dare messing with you even when he’s not around

  • They learned the hard way

  • He loves looking at the sky so being under the sun doesn’t bother him

  • He loves looking at you more though

  • And he’s so stiff and awkward around you because he doesn’t want to accidentally hurt you

  • Like that time when he held your hand and you ended up at the hospital coz he broke your fingers ;;;

  • He’s cold to the touch so he doesn’t know what to do when you’re shivering

  • Will wrap you in a blanket as slowly and gently as he possibly could

  • By the time he’s done you probably have icicles hanging down your nose lololol

  • Or he would wear a jacket or a coat when you guys go out so he could offer them to you if ever you get cold

  • He wants you to stay with him forever and will probably be the least shy or guilty about it

  • You’re the only person who understands him and accepts him and he’s head over heels in love with you

  • The thought of living forever without you seems lonely and desolate

  • He doesn’t even remember how he spent all those centuries without you

  • Your becoming a vampire would mean the world to him

  • And omg get ready to experience Saeran in all his glory ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • No more holding back! He’s been dying lol no jk he can’t die to hug you and now he holds you every chance he can

  • Saeran smiles more now and he sincerely looks forward to your future together

Vanderwood

  • Super speed is used to clean Saeyoung’s room faster

  • Super senses to track down Saeyoung when he’s avoiding work yet again

  • Will probably compel Saeyoung to finish his work when he’s desperate ;;;

  • He’s equivalent to ten bodyguards so you’re always safe

  • He has a lot of enemies thanks to his job though, so Vandy prefers having you in his line of sight at all times

  • Even if it means stalking you sometimes ;;;

  • He gives you his favorite taser so you can defend yourself

  • Pfft you wouldn’t have to though, Mary Vanderwood the 3rd has you covered

  • He’ll be like Saeyoung sometimes, trying to act detached and say mean things to get you to stay away from him

  • But he’s the one who can’t stay away from you

  • Won’t encourage you to become immortal like him because he doesn’t want you to regret it after a century

  • But if you choose to be with him, Vanderwood will be so happy and he will love you and protect you for all eternity