are you really so obvious

horse friend “evolutions”

Newly hatched - A normal horse. Poops a lot.

After 999 days (if you have petted it at least once) - Your horse gets a nice medal for being so good at not dying.

After 999 days (if you have not petted it at all) - Your horse becomes a Zombie and cannot evolve further.

After obtaining a medal AND being petted 10,000 times - Your horse becomes a Unicorn!

After obtaining a medal AND being petted at least once but no more than 10 times per in-game day, for 50 in-game days straight - Your horse becomes a Pegasus!

After meeting the conditions for both Unicorn and Pegasus evolutions - Your horse becomes an Alicorn! Not known to evolve any further.

After obtaining a medal and then reaching 1,999 days without evolving to a Pegasus, Unicorn or Alicorn - Your horse becomes Sleipnir! Not known to evolve any further.

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god but i am so annoyed at the star wars prequels? how have people dealt with this for a decade??? knowing that it would be so easily fixed? 

the story of how anakin skywalker fell to the dark side when there was so much good in him could’ve been amazing, and the changes needed to make it so aren’t even that big. give me an anakin that’s actually damaged from being a slave his whole life; an anakin that latches onto padme not because she is “beautiful” but because of her compassion, strengths and beliefs; give me obi wan meeting anakin w/ his master and actually bonding with him, agreeing about his potential even if he doesn’t quite believe an old prophecy; give me padme’s simmering fury and protectiveness over a child who fell into slavery which she thinks is disgusting but she can’t concentrate on that right now because her whole planet comes first. give me an anakin that gets to react to the jedi’s fears of him; give me the child that goes from being a slave to being sworn to an order that’s strict and tells him no; don’t fear, don’t form bonds, be better. give me anakin and obi wan bonding scenes. give me palpatine actually being subtle in his manipulations. have padme and anakin keep interacting through the years and anakin falls into slow love with her without realizing, because she is justice and compassion and strength.

 you can keep so many scenes if you just tweak them. so many plot points still work with some background added to it. give me anakin asking if he could see (/free) his mother and beind denied by the council because jedis can’t have connections, anakin, you can’t be attached. have obi wan reluctantly agree that they can’t do it. have him still have the dreams and still protect padme, but when she catches him dreaming and he tells her the truth (that he dreams of his mother in trouble and he’s not supposed to see her but he can’t stop thinking of her, how he abandoned her to that life–) and she’s the one who says they should go to her. because padme never believed in slavery and never wanted to leave her behind in the first place but she had bigger problems then, and maybe she feels guilty about that. have anakin realize he loves her then. and she’s watched him grow and watched him toy the line but she’s not there yet, and he goes to his mother and fails, that’s fine, that’s fine, but he doesn’t kill the entire camp. he’s not there yet. he does it by the code, but then he comes back to padme and he tells her the truth; he wanted them dead. he wanted them all dead. he wanted to kill them with his own hands. she tells him the same thing– that anger is human, that it’s normal to feel– and he says he is a jedi. he must be better. and then he admits; he still wants them dead. he is unsatisfied with the justice he got. he’s scared of how much he wants them dead. isn’t he a jedi? isn’t he good? and padme tells him he is so good. he is allowed to have feelings, she tells him. anger and fear don’t lead to bad things by themselves, letting them control you does. he tells her he loves her and she sees the man he could be and says they can’t. but she wants to, too. 

give me a padme that is just as annoyed at the jedi way as she is any other injustice in the world.give me an anakin that struggles with his feelings and not being allowed to feel them. give me an obi wan that doesn’t understand that struggle and those feelings because he’s never hated, not that much, but anakin has hated his whole life. he has been angry and afraid. give me a palpatine that says things just like padme does; that validates anakin when he has feelings he doesn’t want to confess to obi wan because he is just that much on the side of the jedi order that tells him to just not. give me a obi wan that has failed a friend; a brother, for real, not by convenience of absence but by failing to question his teachings. give me an audience who can sympathize with anakin and can almost fall for palpatine too because he isn’t so obvious the jedis should’ve seen him coming ages ago.

give me an obi wan that listens to count dooku’s warnings and feels torn, not because he doubts the ways of the jedi, but because he’s seen what those ways can do. give me padme and anakin in a slow burn love, with no wedding but with careful stolen moments through time where they let themselves feel, where they both love each other’s passion. where they are both a bit afraid of what it could all mean. give me a yoda that feels actual fucking shame when he realizes his speeches about fear and attachments and feelings is what drove anakin right to palpatine’s waiting treacherous words. give me a yoda with a reason to exile himself and to not want to tell luke the truth; not because the truth is hard for luke or might tempt him, but because the truth is hard for YODA to admit to.

anakin falling to the dark side out of fear of being powerless to save padme– to save his family– just like he failed to save his mother works, tbh. but  give me a padme who doesn’t die in childbirth because she “couldn’t go on”, like she didn’t have two kids, like she wouldn’t have fought tooth and nail to bring back democracy and been the first to lead the rebellion? give me a padme that doesn’t die in childbirth and raises leia for a few years so her fucking comments about her mom makes sense. give me bonding scenes between anakin and people, and superimpose that with the jedis telling him no. you can’t. 

have your audience start to agree with the dark side too, and then when they’re starting to think darth vader was fully justified pull the rug out from under them. have him go too far. it doesn’t have to be child murder, because that’s easy. that’s cheap. but have him be the direct cause of the jedi falling so easily; betraying them from afar because he knew all these people and their weaknesses and he is giving them away for one person. have obi wan and him fight with legitimate feelings; “what you’re doing is wrong” and darth vader asks why? when he has control. it’ll be better. he’ll fix it. and obi wan realizes he failed him because anakin still deals in absolutes, still deals in how slavery hit him; the people who can do anything are the ones with power. the ones who own things. is it greed? it is fear and anger and hate, and that turns to greed, sometimes. sure. 

give me a vader who drives away padme but searches for her because he wants her and his child; doesn’t she understand? she doesn’t, she can’t, she has never wanted one person to rule all. give me a padme who, like luke, still believes in anakin skywalker but who never gets the chance to say it because the rebellion is snuffed out. give me a padme who fakes losing her child so that anakin doesn’t know he has two because she can’t while he is vader. while he is under palpatine. give me a padme who dies fighting, tired and sad but still ultimately hoping for anakin to come back. to be good.

give me an anakin who thinks he’s lost everything and who hates the emperor for it but who’s given up; who lets himself be everyone’s fucking darth lapdog because what is the point? until he realizes luke is alive and then, then he thinks, he has something again. something worth fighting for. 

give me a story where i understand and nearly sympathize with anakin skywalker, where i feel for obi wan’s loss of his pupil, where i see the good luke saw in his dad from the get go but also what caused him to be so twisted. give me the start of the empire as slow and methodical, dark and the result of both sides of the force pushing and pulling instead of weird political moves that makes no sense. where i understand why padme fell in love with him and believed in him. where the jedi order meant well but was so obviously fucked up they were doomed from the start. 

give me the story these characters goddamn deserved

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Z Nation meme | four relationships [¼]  —– Murphy and Warren

I’m counting on you.

Love potion
  • Hermione: Apparently Malfoy's trying to smuggle you a love potion.
  • Harry: *intrigued* Really?
  • Hermione: *snaps her fingers in front of his face* Hey! He's only interested in you because he thinks you’re gay.
  • Harry: But I am gay.
  • Hermione: *about to smack Harry* Wait, you are?
  • Harry: Wtf, Hermione. It's so bloody obvious!
  • Dean: It really is.
  • Seamus: Definitely.
  • Neville: Known it the whole time.
  • Ron: Really? I didn't.
  • Ginny: Come on, Ron!
  • Slughorn: Called it! Minerva, you owe me five galleons!
  • McGonagall: What? I was the one who told you Potter was gay!
  • Dumbledore: And I was the one who told you, Draco has the hots for him! To be fair, Severus was the one who discovered it.
  • Snape: Why, in Salazar's name, had I to be the one to walk in on Draco, trying to bewitch that disturbing voodoo doll of Potter?!

Originally posted by dailymcugifs

“So you two have been hanging out a lot more, and i think it’s time we’ve had the talk. Now i wish i didn’t have to do this but..” You tuned out that last bit. You didn’t understand where Tony got the whole couple thing from in the first place, but you wished he would have let it go ages ago. It was just too much now.

“Tony-” You tried to interrupt him, but it was no use. God he was such a pain sometimes. You glanced at Peter, who was completely red in the face. Of course. He was probably too embarrassed to form coherent sentence, hence the complete silence from him. 

“There are times where you’ll feel urges-” 

“Tony! WE. ARE. NOT. DATING!” you practically yelled. Oh you were in for it. But at least it would get him to shut up for two seconds. Completely worth it in your book.

“Oh. Wait, really?!” Tony tilted his head in obvious confusion.

“Told you so!” You heard some voice from the other room - probably Happy Hogan, knowing him. You rolled your eyes, letting out a deep sigh. How you dealt with these people was beyond you.

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There’s an old saying: the dead will have their revenge. It will have blood, they say. Blood will have blood.

Banishment cannot stop me. For all your triumph now, know this, Righteous, Red, Fool - I will return, and I will repay you hundredfold for what you have done.

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the serialization of Oresama Teacher, I prepared a 30 Day Challenge. I invite all the people who share the love and obsession to Oresama Teacher to do this challenge.

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me: i’m too afraid of being literally attacked and kicked out of my local lgbt community groups if i try and say that cishets have no place in our community, due to the power that cishets inherently hold, regardless of the community they’re in

nasty side of the ace community: lol anyways it’s so great to always remember that aphobia and exclusionists only exist on tumblr !! cishet aces and aros are always welcome in the real world !!

Chapitre 98 – The Final Promise

Aka here are all of the ingredients necessary to create your very own Fai!

Start with 2 parts magic, 8 parts sadness

Mix carefully with a generous dose of bone-deep loneliness, adding murky intentions and ambiguous morality on top

For that extra accuracy make sure there is enough superfluous decoration to make the whole package scream with unnecessary flair. The more impressive the better, all in a flawed attempt to hide the depression of his soul in plain sight.

Leave it on the sill for 20 minutes to cool and you have your very own depressed royal wizard!

Serves 1. Chill before eating.

BTS reaction: They see their crush running on the treadmill.

Anon requested: 

Hii! I wanna request a reaction :) Bts reaction when they went to a fitness center and see their crush running on Treadmill. (you know all sweaty lol) thanks 😊

AN: I’m sorry I have been very inactive for awhile but I’m back! :)


Jin:

Originally posted by bwiseoks

Jin would become extremely distracted from what he was doing the moment he saw you working out on the treadmill. He would start stealing quick glances at you without realizing it, until he starts straight up staring at you, completely forgetting that there were people around him.


Yoongi:

Originally posted by nnochu

Suga wouldn’t really care about exercising anyways so when he sees you working out on the treadmill he would completely forget why he was there at the first place. He would look at you with a smirk, not even trying to hide the fact that he was staring at you. And if you catch him staring he would walk over to you and casually say hi. 


Jhope:

Originally posted by jhope-shi

Jhope would try to get as close to you as you can without being weird. He would move to whatever equipment was right next to the treadmill and start using it, pretending that he didn’t notice you, but being extremely loud, trying to catch your attention. So when you finally look at him he would give you a small wink and keep working out. 


Namjoon:

Originally posted by rapnamu

Extremely confident. Namjoon would walk up to you straight away and start flirting with you. He would start telling you jokes, slightly distracting you from your workout. And he would also start complimenting you, telling you almost exactly what he was thinking.

“I know this may sound kind of weird, but you look amazing right now!” 


Jimin: 

Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jimin would be extremely flirty but would also try to impress you. He would move closer to you and would start biting his lip and winking at you. He would also start working out on the treadmill next to yours but setting it to a higher speed, trying to impress you. 


Taehyung:

Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

When he first sees you he would just kind of stare wide-eyed at you for awhile without doing anything. But when he realizes that he was staring he would come over to you with a smile and start talking to you while at the same time pretending that he was working really hard on weight lifting. 


Jungkook:

Originally posted by boyfriendjungkookie

Jungkook would most likely be too shy to talk to you. But when he still wouldn’t be able to help but look at you. He would be looking at you in a really obvious and awkward way, so everyone else around him would notice and teasing him about it. 

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Les Myths: Bonus Jehanparnasse Moodboard for @just-french-me-up

Lost in Hell, —Persephone, 

Take their head upon your knee;

Say to them, “My dear, my dear, 

It is not so dreadful here.

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Spooky girls

Read this beautiful comic here: x

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Ron: Look. I think we need to have a serious conversation, mate.

Harry: Er..about what?

Ron: I think it’s time you finally deal with this thing that’s been going on for years now.

Harry, bewildered: What are you even talking about?

Ron: I see the looks, the longing. I see you study that map as if it’ll magically summon the object of your desire. I see your nightly wanderings with that map. I see you at meals, trying to act casual as if you don’t want to just disappear everyone but you and him. Really, mate, it’s so obvious it hurts.

Harry: *speechless*

Ron: Hermione and I don’t care what you do or who you do it with so long as it makes for happy. Voldy is dead, the war is done, you deserve to be happy.

Harry: Th-thank you, Ron, really, I appreciate you saying that. But it…it doesn’t matter what I might be feeling, he’d never have me. Not with, well, with everything.

Ron: You’ll never really know until you actually talk to him about it. And, well…I might have already smuggled him in here. You two really need to talk. Come find me later. Or tomorrow, y'know, whatever.*gets up hastily and leaves, red-faced and trying to hide his grin*

Draco, drops the loaned invisibility cloak and steps forward: He’s right, you know, as much as I hate to admit that a Weasley could ever be right. It always astounds me just how thick you can be, Potter.

Harry: Dra- Malfoy! You- I-

Draco: Draco, is it? Already thinking of me by my first name are you? Touching. So tell me, what exactly are these feelings you “might be” having? And what was that about having you? I’d like to explore that in depth.

*a slow smirk spreads across his face as Harry’s grows a brighter crimson*