are you really so obvious

horse friend “evolutions”

Newly hatched - A normal horse. Poops a lot.

After 999 days (if you have petted it at least once) - Your horse gets a nice medal for being so good at not dying.

After 999 days (if you have not petted it at all) - Your horse becomes a Zombie and cannot evolve further.

After obtaining a medal AND being petted 10,000 times - Your horse becomes a Unicorn!

After obtaining a medal AND being petted at least once but no more than 10 times per in-game day, for 50 in-game days straight - Your horse becomes a Pegasus!

After meeting the conditions for both Unicorn and Pegasus evolutions - Your horse becomes an Alicorn! Not known to evolve any further.

After obtaining a medal and then reaching 1,999 days without evolving to a Pegasus, Unicorn or Alicorn - Your horse becomes Sleipnir! Not known to evolve any further.



Z Nation meme | four relationships [¼]  —– Murphy and Warren

I’m counting on you.

To celebrate the 10th anniversary of the serialization of Oresama Teacher, I prepared a 30 Day Challenge. I invite all the people who share the love and obsession to Oresama Teacher to do this challenge.

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me: i’m too afraid of being literally attacked and kicked out of my local lgbt community groups if i try and say that cishets have no place in our community, due to the power that cishets inherently hold, regardless of the community they’re in

nasty side of the ace community: lol anyways it’s so great to always remember that aphobia and exclusionists only exist on tumblr !! cishet aces and aros are always welcome in the real world !!

Love potion
  • Hermione: Apparently Malfoy's trying to smuggle you a love potion.
  • Harry: *intrigued* Really?
  • Hermione: *snaps her fingers in front of his face* Hey! He's only interested in you because he thinks you’re gay.
  • Harry: But I am gay.
  • Hermione: *about to smack Harry* Wait, you are?
  • Harry: Wtf, Hermione. It's so bloody obvious!
  • Dean: It really is.
  • Seamus: Definitely.
  • Neville: Known it the whole time.
  • Ron: Really? I didn't.
  • Ginny: Come on, Ron!
  • Slughorn: Called it! Minerva, you owe me five galleons!
  • McGonagall: What? I was the one who told you Potter was gay!
  • Dumbledore: And I was the one who told you, Draco has the hots for him! To be fair, Severus was the one who discovered it.
  • Snape: Why, in Salazar's name, had I to be the one to walk in on Draco, trying to bewitch that disturbing voodoo doll of Potter?!
BTS reaction: They see their crush running on the treadmill.

Anon requested: 

Hii! I wanna request a reaction :) Bts reaction when they went to a fitness center and see their crush running on Treadmill. (you know all sweaty lol) thanks 😊

AN: I’m sorry I have been very inactive for awhile but I’m back! :)


Originally posted by bwiseoks

Jin would become extremely distracted from what he was doing the moment he saw you working out on the treadmill. He would start stealing quick glances at you without realizing it, until he starts straight up staring at you, completely forgetting that there were people around him.


Originally posted by nnochu

Suga wouldn’t really care about exercising anyways so when he sees you working out on the treadmill he would completely forget why he was there at the first place. He would look at you with a smirk, not even trying to hide the fact that he was staring at you. And if you catch him staring he would walk over to you and casually say hi. 


Originally posted by jhope-shi

Jhope would try to get as close to you as you can without being weird. He would move to whatever equipment was right next to the treadmill and start using it, pretending that he didn’t notice you, but being extremely loud, trying to catch your attention. So when you finally look at him he would give you a small wink and keep working out. 


Originally posted by rapnamu

Extremely confident. Namjoon would walk up to you straight away and start flirting with you. He would start telling you jokes, slightly distracting you from your workout. And he would also start complimenting you, telling you almost exactly what he was thinking.

“I know this may sound kind of weird, but you look amazing right now!” 


Originally posted by sweaterpawsjimin

Jimin would be extremely flirty but would also try to impress you. He would move closer to you and would start biting his lip and winking at you. He would also start working out on the treadmill next to yours but setting it to a higher speed, trying to impress you. 


Originally posted by jungkookfortunekookies

When he first sees you he would just kind of stare wide-eyed at you for awhile without doing anything. But when he realizes that he was staring he would come over to you with a smile and start talking to you while at the same time pretending that he was working really hard on weight lifting. 


Originally posted by boyfriendjungkookie

Jungkook would most likely be too shy to talk to you. But when he still wouldn’t be able to help but look at you. He would be looking at you in a really obvious and awkward way, so everyone else around him would notice and teasing him about it. 


There’s an old saying: the dead will have their revenge. It will have blood, they say. Blood will have blood.

Banishment cannot stop me. For all your triumph now, know this, Righteous, Red, Fool - I will return, and I will repay you hundredfold for what you have done.


Les Myths: Bonus Jehanparnasse Moodboard for @just-french-me-up

Lost in Hell, —Persephone, 

Take their head upon your knee;

Say to them, “My dear, my dear, 

It is not so dreadful here.

-Edna St. Vincent Millay

Random list for no reason!

Top 10 personal favourite Samurai Jack episodes (original run. I still need to see the new show)

Originally posted by windwaver

10: Jack and the Lava Monster
(for its thick as molasses atmosphere and scenery)

9: Jack and the Scotsman/Jack and the Scotsman II
(because OF COURSE)

8: Aku’s Fairy Tales
(A pure comedy and its amazing)

7: Jack and the Spartans
(it’s the 300 comic. Before the movie came out. And it’s MUCH better. It’s Frank Miller minus the problematic parts of Frank Miller)

6: The Aku Infection
(This one would be much higher if Cartoon network didn’t insist on playing it so much it killed it for me. This has everything I like. a hero in peril. Atmosphere. Struggling with survivor’s guilt. grief. Redemption. and Forgiveness. )

5: Jack and the Zombies
(A really good horror, but honestly the ending is the one of the greatest moments in cartoons of all time)

4: Jack Vs. the 5 Hunters
(an insane chase throughout the entire episode, but the tension just keeps growing and growing and growing until the audience is at breaking point before reaching the end)

3: Jack Vs the Ninja
(This one takes the cake for its animation sequences alone. But the atmosphere is really good as is the tension)

2: Jack and the Haunted House
(because HORROR. This episode is soooo goood)

1: Jack Remembers the past.
(just watch it. And bring tissues)

Also I’ve been avoiding spoilers for the new show, but while looking for gifs… are you serious?? They introduced a romance into Samurai Jack?? just fuck off….

Originally posted by adultswim

anonymous asked:

The "Cancelled Until Further Notice" USO tour is finally back on! Steve goes back on the road in order to raise money for a timely cause.

I’m taking us way back to this prompt fill from who knows when!


It was only a couple stops in on his renewed tour that Steve (with Pepper’s know-how) switched tactics (a little) and shifted to promote wellness activities for the elderly instead of just ways to help them vote and access local civic services.  

The man he’d met (Arthur, he’d learned) that was in the very first photo that went viral had said something that had stuck with Steve – the seniors had to find a way to get to the services they needed, rather than the other way around, or even meeting halfway.  

He’d been doing some research between tour locations and a number of places around the world had started to combine senior housing with student housing or senior centers with preschools.  Steve loved the idea and was determined to raise enough funding and public interest to get several similarly structured locations off the ground in New York.  

With every then-and-now photo that was published and every visit he made covered by some sort of media, he inched closer to his goal and in his spare time he arranged calls or (when possible) meetings with city planners and developers and educational administrators and care providers.

It was little more than a year later when a preschool-senior center opened up in Queens.  Steve was there for the grand opening, and to watch Arthur and a little girl with pigtails do a puzzle together.  

Your first time ♡ Grayson {smut}

Request: ‘’Can I have a Grayson smut imagine where it’s their first time; he’s being super sweet, he keeps asking if she’s alright and he’s being super gentle and adorable. Gahh I’m in my feels Lmao. Thanksss xx‘’

Response: Thanks for your request! ♡ Ah, I wanted to write this for so long! Whoever gets to lose her virginity to these angels is lucky as hell hahaha. Anyway, I hope you like it :)

Warning: English is not my native language, so if there are any vocabulary/grammar mistakes, please ignore them. I try my best :)

Grayson and you had been dating for over eight months now. He was eighteen and you were seventeen. You absolutely loved spending time with him and he always made clear that he loved spending time with you as well.

Most of the time you guys were together. Sometimes you went to the cinema or a chic restaurant, but most days you just stayed in, watched a movie and cuddled. He could never get enough of you. Tonight was one of those nights.

This evening it was Graysons turn to pick a movie, and he decided to watch Troy, one of his favorites. You were watching the movie as he kept playing with your hair and stroking your cheek, while constantly watching you. ‘Eh, I thought you wanted to see this movie,’ you laugh and look beside you.

Grayson has a dreamy smile on his face and his eyes are still focused on your hair. ‘Yeah…’ he says absently, but he doesn’t stop playing with your hair. ‘What is it?’ you ask. Instead of answering he shoves closer to you and puts a kiss on your lips, opening them with his tongue.

You’re surprised, but don’t pull back. You kiss him back, cupping his face with your hands. You thought he would eventually stop, but his kisses were getting deeper and rougher. A soft moan escaped your lips, causing him to grin. Of course you didn’t mind making out, but you didn’t really know where this was coming from. He grabs you by your waist and you change position so that you straddle his lap.

Eventually Grayson pulls back, reluctantly. ‘Wanna take this upstairs?’ he whispers out of breath. Your eyes widen. What was he up to? ‘Sure,’ you chuckle. Grayson lifts you up effortlessly while you put your legs around his waist. While he walks up the stairs he starts placing sweet kisses down your jawline and neck.

He holds you up with a hand under your butt while the other one closes the door of the bedroom. Grayson gently places you down on the floor and goes sit down on the side of the bed. He then pulls you closer while his hands are on your upper back.

You look down at him and he looks up to you so that his head is in his neck. Graysons eyes are filled with anticipation. Your hands are cupping his face again. You smirk at the fact that for the first time he’s shorter than you. Or it seems like it, in this position.

He doesn’t break eye contact while he smoothly slides off his shirt, revealing his toned torso and abs. You blush and finally realise what he was up to; he wanted to have sex with you. God, how were you always so naïve?

He looks up to you, asking for permission. You nod, biting your lip. He slides of your shirt too and the touch of his warm hands make you get a pleasant shiver.

He starts unbuttoning your jeans, but you place his hands on his arms. He stops, looking a bit confused. ‘Gray… It’s not that I don’t want this, but - you know - I’m still a virgin.’ Your words came out a little stammering and you feel your cheeks heating up. You knew he wasn’t a virgin.

And you didn’t really care about that, but you did care about the fact that you had no idea how to have sex or even the way to please a boy. And you sure as hell wanted to please him. But you had never done any of that stuff.

Grayson smiles and kisses your belly button. ‘That’s okay. If I’ll do anything you don’t like, don’t be afraid to tell me. Tonight is all about you.’ ‘Okay,’ you quietly say, smiling.

Step by step he takes off your clothes, leaving you only in your underwear. He couldn’t keep his eyes of you. After every piece of clothing he took off he stroked and kissed the place where your skin was naked now.

He kissed your whole body; your belly, hips, thighs… You liked that he did everything to calm you down and ease your nerves. He wanted to make you feel special, especially tonight.

Grayson takes his jeans off too. You can’t help but notice the bulge in his boxers. He takes it off, revealing his massive erection. Worrying about how that would ever fit into your small body, he helps you taking off your underwear.

You giggle at his shaking hands which are trying to open your bra. Finally he slides it off and he pushes you softly onto the bed, so that you’re lying on your back. Grayson climbs on the bed and hovers above you.

You feel very exposed and place your hands on your boobs, trying to cover them. Never in your life had a boy seen you naked like this. Grayson pushes your hands gently to the side.

‘Don’t cover yourself baby. You are absolutely beautiful…’ He looks down at you with a proud smile. You let out a nervous giggle. ‘I’m not.’ ‘You are,’ he assures you. He kisses the top of your breasts, which turns you on. 

You pull him closer and soon you’re having a heated make out session. You were complete putty in his hands. While his hard member is stroking your core, you felt yourself getting wetter with the minute. Grayson could feel it, too. He bites your lower lip and you nervously spread your legs so he could position himself between them.  

After putting on a condom Grayson hovers above you again, leaning on his elbows. ‘Are you sure you want to do this? We can wait, if you want. I would wait another ten years for you. I don’t want to just fuck, I want to make love to you.’

Your heart flutters at his words and you stroke his cheek. Oh, how you loved this boy. He smiled, but you could see that he was concerned. It was so obvious Grayson really cared about you. He never forced you into anything.

‘I’m ready, Gray. You’re the only one that I want to lose my virginity to. I want this.’ And after those words he places one last kiss on your mouth. He uses one hand to slowly guide the tip between your slicked folds.

At first you don’t think you can handle it and with closed eyes you gasp at the burning pain. He waits, letting you adjust to his size. He slightly strokes your cheek with his fingers.

Then he slid in more, going still very slowly until he was fully in. You feel yourself tighten up around him while he filled you all up. God, he was huge. You knew that the first time would hurt, but you didn’t know that it would hurt this bad. Grayson studies your face worriedly, his forehead frowned. He knew he was hurting you.

‘You okay? Do you want me to stop?’ Grayson asks caringly. You inhale deeply. ‘No no, it’s okay. Just be gentle…’ ‘I will, don’t worry,’ he says with a sweet voice. After some time the pain luckily starts fading away and you look at him. ‘I’m ready.’

Grayson nodded and he began thrusting into you, never taking his eyes from your face. He needed you to feel comfortable. But you felt more than comfortable; you felt amazing. The pain had slowly turned into glorious pleasure. He starts sucking your neck, trailing down to your collar bones.

You enjoyed every minute. It felt like your bodies were melting together, like your body belonged to his. You stroke a hand through Graysons fluffy hair while he kisses your lips again.

Originally posted by lovershub

‘Faster,’ you whisper into his mouth. Right after those words had left your mouth he starts picking up the speed, pumping faster. He still was very careful with every move he made, making sure he didn’t hurt you. He was worried you were too fragile for his size.

‘Grayson…’ you cried out his name. He had to know that he could let himself go, that he could enjoy it too. Everything felt so good; Graysons large hands touching your body, his hips pressed to yours, his husky breath in your neck.

You start clawing his muscular back with your fingernails, causing him to groan. ‘Good girl,’ he panted. You felt a heavenly sensation rushing through your stomach as Grayson grinded his hips harder to yours, pounding against your g-spot. You breathed heavily.

‘Oh, I’m close,’ you cry out. The sight of your closed eyes and bouncing breasts made Grayson slowly reaching his high, too. ‘Me too, baby. Look into my eyes when you cum,’ he demanded and you did as he said. Dirty talk made him ten times sexier.

After a minute you couldn’t hold on any longer. Loud moans escaped your mouth while arching your back. Every muscle in your body tensed as you reached your climax at the same time as Grayson reached his. He let out a long, deep moan, his body shuddering. His face was concentrated as he brought his pumps slowly to a stop to ride the orgasms as long as possible.

You couldn’t believe that someone could made you feel this good. Grayson pulled out and collapsed heavily breathing next to you. He stroked your belly as he pushed himself up with one elbow.

‘You alright?’ he asks. ‘I’m perfect. That was amazing,’ you say, turning on your side to kiss him passionately. ‘I’m glad. I love you so much,’ he murmured with a soft voice. Your lips curl into a big smile. ‘I love you, too.’


280417 | 50 shades of komaeda
happy birthday hope boy!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°

collabed with @anevoice@stepde2014 and @ellianwarner from DRamino! 

guess who drew who ehue :3c