are you ready because we sure are

anonymous asked:

I'm here again. I'm wondering if I can cry this time. I feel the tears, I feel the burn at the back of my throat. I'm ready to cry again. Cry over you, cry about the way I'm not sure if you truly still care. Cry, because I can't find the right way to ask you if you love me like I, you. But instead of crying, I swallow the tears and the burning sensation, like taking a swallow of some bad whiskey- -And I'll push the thought to the back of my mind.

Go on/off anon and pretend we’re the person you want to talk to and get everything off your chest


(okay but anon can we be friends because you’re so poetic and cool)

Behind the Scenes of SEVENTEEN’s Boom Boom MV

Pledis: Okay you guys it is FINALLY time! We are going to release a dark concept!

Jun: Thank God

Joshua: *quietly* noo

Vernon: *high fives S.Coups*

Hoshi: Wait…Why????

Pledis: Um maybe because you have only done cute concepts since debut, and Carats are ready to see you be mysterious, dangerous, bad and show yourselves as tortured souls.

Minghao: *looks up with puppy eyes* I thought we already were tough?

Seungkwan: *pulls out nail file and begins filing nails* Yeah our manly image exudes in every performance we give!

Jeonghan: *rolls eyes*

Pledis: Whatever. Look I want you to come strong with the action and charisma. We need mega sex appeal!

Dino: Pretty sure I’m not legal

Hoshi: Pretty sure nobody cares, SO! I have a great idea for the outfits!

Woozi:*under breath* of course you do

Pledis: Tell me

Hoshi: How about we wear these really cool jackets and we ta–

Pledis: TAKE THEM OFF AND SHOW BARE SKIN! GREAT IDEA! Usually that’s something Starship would do, but it’s not like that’s helped them one bit so we can do that most definitely!

Hoshi: I was going to say that when we take them off we reveal a track suit underneath!

Joshua: *raises hand* I second this idea.

S.Coups: Wow that is sexy! And how about we have a lot of spy and espionage type things, maybe even sho–

Pledis: SHOW YOU GUYS KILLING OR BEING KILLED IN LIKE A SUPER TRAGIC WAY! THAT IS GENIUS!

S.Coups: No…I was going to say we can show a bunch of maps and kind of stand out on in a soccer field or something.

Seungkwan: And I can even have a restless sleep with a ship in a bottle behind me!

Pledis:

Vernon: Wow, This dark concept sounds awesome. Move over BAP. We’re about to be the top dogs of darkness!

Wonwoo: I want to dye my hair blonde, I want to really show the bad boy look

Mingyu: And we did get the okay to dye my hair out of this ridiculous orange color right? It’s bad enough having one video with this color I DEF don’t want two.

Pledis: DO ANY OF YOU BOYS EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF DARK CONCEPT???? NONE OF THE THINGS YOU SUGGESTED ARE EVEN DARK!!!!

S.Coups: Oh so you want us to suggest something dark to you?

Pledis: YES!!!

S.Coups: *gestures to Jeonghan*

Jeonghan: *flicks his hair back and walks over to Pledis*

Jeonghan: *puts hand on Pledis shoulder*

Jeonghan: *leans in and whispers* If you don’t let us do whatever the CENSORED we want to CENSORED do then we’ll leave you and your CENSORED company in the dust so fast you’ll be kissing Nu’est butts with chapstick to try and hit it big again. Got it?

Pledis: Wha-wha-what??

S.Coups: *yells* DID YOU GET THE FREAKING PICTURE?!!

Pledis: *jumps* Y-yes Sir…I mean Sirs!

S.Coups: Good, now go. And don’t come back unless you have our paychecks and a–

Dino: bag of skittles!

S.Coups: *rolls eyes* Bag of skittles in your hands!

Pledis: *turns and leaves*

Joshua: So….when did we get so bold exactly?

Hoshi: when we realized our record sales were the only thing that was keeping the lights on.

Woozi: Finally.

Joshua: I’ll admit, it does feel a little good.

Jeonghan: *stands back up* I’ll be back. I want to go scream at him again and see if he’ll cry this time.

S.Coups: Have fun!

Underrated Game Grumps Moments

So my roundup of how fucking wacky batshit the grumps are in general got loads of notes, and I wanted to do a list of, y’know, their actual show’s best moments. 

But we all know Battle Kid, Teletubbies, Mark Zuckerberg and all those sorts of classic moments, so I’ve, over several days, accumulated a number of my personal favourite moments that are underrated compared to the classics, because most of my personal favourite moments are. I’ve used quotes as titles that hopefully give the flavour of the moment without spoiling the moment itself.

So without further ado….

Probably more to come later because I couldn’t find a number of Steam Train/Grumpcade/Table Flip moments I wanted to add but fuck it, take this and enjoy it, you bastards. 

Victor’s Thought Process and his Decision to become Yuuri’s Coach

So I’m sure a bunch of people have talked about this by now but I just wanted to add my 2 cents. We can now clearly see Victor’s mental journey when it comes to his decision to be Yuuri’s coach and that, unlike what we had previously thought, it was never just based on a whim in the first place.

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Teacher Levi educating students about sex

And he includes gay sex as well as straight sex.

“Use a condom because you’ll either get knocked up or get a disease. That and I’m pretty sure you don’t wanna spend your morning cleaning jizz out of your asshole.”

“If your gay and you’re the bottom, have asprin at the ready in the morning.”

“Tops buy your man some goddamn asprin. Be respectful damnit.”

“JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE BLEEDING FROM YOUR VAGINA DOES NOT MEAN YOU WON’T GET PREGNANT BECAUSE THOSE LITTLE SHITS WE CALL SPERM WILL FIGHT HARD TO MAKE YOU A MAMA.”

“If a man says his dick is too big for condoms…you run…..you run so fucking fast.”

“Don’t swallow jizz it’s bad for you.”

“I was required to say that.”

“Truth is spitters are quitters.”

“Pedophiles exist….fair warning.”

“If someone says no to sex THEN DON’T BE A SHITDICK FUCK OFF!”

*pelvic thrust* “Don’t do what I just did”

“LUBE. Lube is important. You will regret not using it.”

“Treat your girl right, eat your girl right.”

“Get tested, because if you give someone a disease, chances are you’re getting shot.”

*explains every sex position that comes to mind*

“Vibrators can be your friend.”

“Never Netflix and chill.”

*chucks condoms at everybody*


Throughout this lesson Eren wants to demonstrate all of those sex positions with his sex ed teacher, Armin has the most awkward boner, and Principal Erwin calls Levi to his office.

NO REGRETS.

That said, I welcome with open arms anyone who is willing to explain to me how the show Steven

“this show is an ideological conflict that does not have true antagonists”

“every single living being has a unique and valuable experience. No one is truly expendable and thinking that is wrong.”

“remember the monster from the first episode? She was looking for her family and also she’s my friend now and I love her, are you ready to cry about her because you will cry a lot about her”

“these watermelons are people and have formed a society and families and they love each other”

“this mass grave gem abomination in the core of the planet is endangering everything I love, but, I don’t want to hurt it. I’ll talk to it instead and I’m sure we can reach some kind of understanding even if it’s not easy.”

“the first person we ever met from Homeworld was scary and angry, but ultimately, was hurt, isolated, and just wanted to go home.”

“someone seems to have already killed a Diamond and it emotionally destroyed everyone involved in a way they haven’t recovered from in the last 5,500 years.”

“every time someone says that someone else can’t/won’t/shouldn’t be saved they are framed as egregiously wrong and/or immediately contradicted for it”

Universe

is a show that’s going to end with killing the Diamonds.

Explain how this is not completely irreconcilable with the central themes of the show.

As of now...

This blog is on hiatus. (Feb/15/17)

It might be a week, maybe two. I’m not sure yet but you all know I always come back.

I would love to get some writing done during this break, but truth is i should just take the freaking time off and actually disconnect. But i never learn.

  • If you sent any requests in the last few days, don’t worry they’re still there and they will be posted when the blog goes back to normal. 
  • If you miss me, this blog has 730 pages you can go through and a masterlist with around 200 stories. 

“All the stories”.

 Be safe, beautiful people. ♥️ See you soon. X.

~A.Wölf.

Tell Me the Truth

Word count: 2,659

Warning: Smut

Summary: A mix up at the animal clinic leads to Y/N confessing her feelings to Stiles in front of the pack but it is better received than she ever could have hoped.

A/N: This is my first imagine so I hope you enjoy it and make sure to request any further imagines that you would like to see.

Originally posted by itsagirlthingbae

“Hey Scott.” You had arrived at the animal clinic just as Scott’s shift was finishing.

“Hey Y/N. You ready for movie night tonight?”

“Is the whole pack coming?”

“Yeah we’re heading over to Stiles’ house because his dad is working the night shift so we won’t be disturbing him.” You were vaguely listening while toying with Deaton’s many jars but your ears pricked up when Stiles’ name was mentioned. You had been friends with him and Scott since, well, forever, but recently your true feelings for Stiles had begun to emerge. Of course had been calling it since day one and had confided in Kira, who confided in Lydia, who confided in everyone else. Except Stiles. So now the whole pack knew about your feelings except for the man himself but they all claimed that he shared your feelings. You found that hard to believe and you didn’t want to get your hopes up so you simply repressed your feelings and continued to be his best friend.

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Dating Kim Minseok Would Include...

Huang Zitao/ Tao| Kim Jongdae/ Chen| Park Chanyeol| Kim Junmyeon/ Suho| Kim Minseok/ Xiumin| Oh Sehun| Kim Jongin/ Kai| Do Kyungsoo/ D.O.| Byun Baekhyun| Zhang Yixing/ Lay| Lu Han| Wu Yifan/ Kris| Mafia!EXO|

Main Masterlist - EXO Masterlist

In the Daytime

Originally posted by 12fools

  • Every morning starts off with a cup of coffee
  • If you don’t like coffee then you’re not going to get out of it so easy
  • Minseok is going to make you try every single coffee he can think of until he finds one that you like.
  • He will not accept mess
  • Good luck living with this clean freak because if there’s anything that’s going to annoy Minseok then it’s mess.
  • “{y/n} I swear to God, if you don’t clean the dishes you’re not getting laid for a month!”
  • “Can’t you punish me instead, baby?”
  • “Sure, let’s make it two months shall we?”
  • “I hate you sometimes.”
  • You can always tell when Minseok is anxious or worried about something because he’ll spend the day cleaning already spotless rooms.
  • Him being the best listener and always having the greatest advice with whatever problems you have. He’s always prepared with hugs at the ready if you’re feeling particularly upset.
  • Lots of park dates
  • Him trying to convince you to play football with him
  • “Pleaseeee”
  • Him always getting his way because he’s persuasive in all the right ways.
  • Plus his Aegyo is on point.
  • Sometimes he’ll give you piggyback rides around the house when you’re tired, and he can never reject you when you’re tired because you’re so cute.
  • He doesn’t appreciate other members flirting you thank you very much.
  • “Hey {y/n} you look beauti-” *stops when they see Minseok’s dangerous stare.*
  • Him getting you to help him learn Chinese.
  • Have fun being the third wheel to Xiuchen
  • Literally
  • Jongdae spends like 70% of the time in your place, you will have to battle for Minseok’s attention at times.
  • Him cooking for you most of the time
  • Since he’s amazing at it
  • You making him sing for you because he’s so amazing at it that you can never get enough of his voice.
  • Especially those high notes.
  • Minseok dancing sexily on stage when he knows you’re watching because he wants nothing more than to impress you and for you to be proud of him.
  • He would adore cuddling with you.
  • Working out together.
  • Him being the most amazing and encouraging boyfriend in the world.


At nighttime.

Originally posted by veriloquentmind

  • He loves cuddling in bed.
  • He loves holding you in his arms and running his fingers through your hair.
  • He loves nothing more than holding you because it makes him feel secure and like everything is perfect in his life.
  • Sometimes he’s not this sweet
  • He’s literally either squishy or Daddy af
  • There’s no in between
  • Him whispering dirty things in your ear
  • Him feeling you up when he’s hinting he’s in the mood
  • Love bites
  • Scratch marks
  • Him marking you all over , just to prove to everyone who you really belong to.
  • Call him Daddy or he might just have to punish you.
  • “Say it babygirl, or Daddy won’t let you finish all night long.”
  • Him being dominant af
  • “Take off my belt, Jagi. I’m about to show you who’s really in charge.”
  • Him more than likely taking you for round two
  • And round three.
  • No wonder you won’t be able to walk in the morning.

° ͜ʖ°  15/100 days of productivity

more of my poa notes bc why not, y’all are probably bored of my shitty bio notes so here’s more “””aesthetically pleasing””” notes, starting to feel more and more ready for O’s, still slower than everyone else though,, ༼ ͒ ͓ ͒༽

but to all those who still feel helpless and genuinely unprepared, dOn’T fReT iT’s OkAy, slow and steady wins the race, everyone learns at a different pace it’ll be okay i promise, don’t feel incapable because of your own learning speed, everyone’s different and you can still achieve great things!!  ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨

(plus i’m sure everyone on here aren’t all that prepared we’re just winging through life in general like me) ༼ ºل͟º ༽

Its nickelodeon’s worldwide day of play, so take off your shirts and scream and walk outside and shoot a gun and walk inside and turn on the tv then turn off the tv then walk outside and put on somet clothes and get fucked in the hole, then you’re ready to begin. so the first thing you need to do is hire a lot of armed guards and talk to me on the telephone but not the big one the little one ONLY. Next you must transmit these coordinates: 56, 2m. Next you must only bark like this dog: ^owo^

and now you’re ready for it to really get going. first we gotta get to Volume Control and turn everything all the way downtown. Wear a backpack and nothing else, because you can’t wear a backpack so make sure not to bring one or wear one.

take a look at this image and tell me what you think.

So now that you’ve established a baseline we can start working on the basics. If you press left you can eliminate several possibilities that I will talk about here: ninteen twenty two was the year it all began, and this time its personal. Yearly yields ofgrain can barley grains can be quantified in several distinct ways: primarily through gas conduction and militarized spaces. What we fail to consider most of the time is that time can be yonder, and I march with them.

o’ brother where are thou was a movie I saw and thought about for three days maybe more, I guess you could call it a movie about information. I wipe it off my screen and leave a multicolored smudge that I will either ignore or rectify in minutes maybe days. ultimrate frisby?

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Dear Future Wife...#644

You weren’t feeling well today so I went downstairs to make dinner after I tucked you in. You knew that I had work to finish up, so you adorably asked, “You’re gonna come back up and finish work here right?” I answered yes…

“Promise?”

“Yes, I promise,” I responded, smiling as I closed the door gently.

I come back after dinner and brushing my teeth and you’re fast asleep. I crawl into bed as gently as I could, dimming my laptop, and settling in. Your even quiet breathing tells me you’re not bothered by my typing and clicking. 2 hours later, I finish and close my laptop, wrap up the cords, and get myself ready for sleep. You rolled over and tucked your cute little self into my side and now you’re snuggled up with me, my arm trapped inside your safe and warm arm+chest cocoon. I’m not doing this justice exactly how cute this is…maybe because I can’t bear to move my arm to type with both hands. But I love how we make sure we’re touching when we’re asleep. Just a reminder “hey, I’m here. I love you. You’re safe.” And also in this specific moment, you’re cute as hell.

anonymous asked:

My muggle boyfriend has invited me to go to his older brother's wedding as his 'add one' (I believe that's what he said) and I'm not sure what I should be wearing. He told me that he isn't ready for them to know that I'm a wizard and I need to blend in. I asked him to help me find an outfit and he said to just wear 'a nice suit'. A nice suit of what? I'm very confused, and I don't want to embarrass him in front of his parents because they already don't like me much. Please help! Thank you.

When going to a muggle wedding we suggest that you wear a cotton or polyester blend suit. Above are a few examples of appropriate suits. The more flowered and flamboyant the better! This is traditional formal wear for a muggle wedding and will surely impress the parents of your boyfriend. Good luck!

Okay so I’m working on the femslash story about the Falcs and Aces twitter people for @omgcpwomenfest! Here’s the first 500 words.


The Providence Falconers @ProvidenceFalcs
10 minutes before the #StanleyCupFinalSeries Game 1! Got your towel ready?

WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS @LVAcesNHL
@ProvidenceFalcs Yeah, better have something to cry into.

“Hey Kendra!” A large woman in a burgundy dress appears at the end of the row, towing the Aces’ social media intern. “Before we start, I wanted to introduce you two and maybe get a picture for Twitter.”

Kendra smiles, because Kent Parson’s girlfriend is influential and knows a ton of people. “Sure.”

The girl Andy Scarlatti gestures to sit beside Kendra is a delicate-looking black girl with hunched shoulders who smiles at Kendra like an apology. In contrast to Kendra’s jersey, she’s wearing a white dress with long sleeves and frilly high neck that reminds her of a stylish nightgown, but with little black bows and glittering black skull buttons.

“Show me your Tweeting thumbs,” Scarlatti commands, and snaps a couple pictures of them grinning and giving the camera thumbs ups. She lets them look over the three pictures she took, agreeing the second one is the best, and read over her tweet: Tweeters behind tonight’s battle of wits! The Aces’ Shanique Christian and Falcs’ Kendra Lafontaine ready for #stanleycupfinal game 1!

“I’m n-not sure,” the other girl stammers, almost inaudibly. “If I’m ready.”

Scarlatti immediately sits next to her, rubbing her back. “I don’t have to post it, honey. I’ll sit on it unless you feel comfortable, okay?” She pauses and says, “Want me to take the last names out?”

“Yeah,” Shanique says immediately, and Kendra’s honestly kind of staring. This is… not the kind of thing she’d expect from someone who talks as big a game as the Aces have since Eric handed off his Twitter duties at the start of playoffs. Though maybe she should have. Maybe she just doesn’t want to live up to the shit she says.

“I want you guys to get credit.” Scarlatti’s moving her cursor back, erasing Christian and Lafontaine. “But not more publicity than you’re ready to deal with. Okay. Looks good?”

Shanique nods, and Scarlatti uploads the Tweet, squeezes Shanique’s shoulder, waves to Kendra, and bustles out of the press box.

“That was nice of her,” Kendra says noncommittally as she keys up her draft tweets about the pre-game You Can Play dedication the team captains are doing. Shanique seems to have decided her chair is as good a place as any to tweet the first period from.

“Andy used to do my job.” Shanique sounds shyly proud. “She was the PR intern five years ago.”

“Mmm, and now she’s Kent Parson’s girlfriend.” Kendra can’t help but be a little bitter about the way this goes. “Feeding the image that we’re all glorified puck bunnies.”

As she starts thumbing through an album of on-ice images of the dedication ceremony, looking for one to tweet, she can feel Shanique looking at her sidelong. They stand up for the national anthem, but when Kendra sits down again, Shanique doesn’t. She goes to the bar, busy on her phone as she stands on line, and sits in the back of the box for the rest of the period and somewhere else for the rest of the game after that.

They spend the rest of the game in rivalry, tweeting shit at each other, but even as she has extra elbow room Kendra can’t help but feeling that the empty space beside her means she’s done something wrong.

Backup Gifts

First of all, we want to thank everyone who has been in contact or submitted their pieces. We’re all so excited by the incredible work we’ve seen so far!

We have been posting about contacting admins and submissions for a little while now, and we have received some concerned anons about the number of submissions missing. Frankly, we are still missing over 100 submissions.

If you have not submitted your piece to mlsecretsanta or an admin (or if you are just not sure if your piece was received), please contact us as soon as possible!

Because of the volume of missing gifts, we are opening up a backup gifters signup. The link will be on our blog as well as this post, and we will update it as we drop people from the exchange, so feel free to check back as often as you would like.

Our goal is to complete as many gifts as possible before Christmas so we can have as many gifts ready on 12/25 as possible, but due to the sheer volume of people who have not responded or who have dropped at the last minute, we may not have something for everyone on 12/25.

We will make sure that everyone has a gift even if it is after 12/25! If you do not receive a gift on 12/25, you may be receiving from a backup gifter, and we ask that you wait until we make a post stating that all gifts should be posted before contacting us about your gift. Please do tell us, however, if you do not receive a gift at that time! We want everyone to have something, even if it is a little late.

Thank you also to the people who have already volunteered to make a backup gift!

“I am very much in love with no one in particular. I’ve been trying to figure out relationships, you know? I don’t know if it’s responsible for kids of my age to be so aggressively pursuing monogamous binds, because I don’t think we’re ready for them. The romanticism within our culture dictates that that’s what you’re supposed to be looking for. Then, when we find what we think is love… Even if it is love… We do not have the tools. I do feel that it’s possible to be at this age unintentionally hurtful just by being irresponsible - which is fine. I’m super down with being irresponsible. I’m just trying to make sure my lack of responsibility no longer hurts people. That’s where I’m at in the boyfriend/girlfriend/zfriend type of question.”

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Requested by Anon

Pairing: Stiles Stilinski x Reader
Word count: 255
Warnings: None


”I’ll tell ya Y/N, you should join the lacrosse-team.” Stiles proposed as he sat down on the bench beside you. He’d just came back from the locker room where he had changed into his lacrosse-gear, ready for training.

You turned towards him and gave him a vague smile. ”Why?” your confused voice got him to quickly begin his attempt to persuade you to join the team, before you could even begin to nag at him.

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I’m sure there will be countless times of trial and error ahead of us but we’ve got plenty of chances to turn back around if we take a wrong turn. Whatever comes next, and after that….we’ll be fearless and ready for it. Because we’re in our roaring twenties!