are you not cold

«FRY, how did I die?»
«…»
«FRIDAY, please. I need to know. Nobody wants to tell me.»
«…Captain Rogers, Boss.»
«….What?!»
«You died from your extensive injuries caused by Rogers and Barnes during your fight in Siberia,» FRIDAY explained as she transferred her files on Siberia to Tony, «You died approximately eight hours after your suit went offline, from hypothermia, blood loss, and from the damage done to your chest, heart and lungs.»
«…Jfc… Really? Cap, of all people?»
«Yes.»

I’ve loved AI Tony since I first saw him in Ironheart, and I’ve had an idea of Tony becoming an AI in many ways (in different ‘verses), but this occured to me recently. I’ve been reading a lot of post-cacw fics where the consequences after Siberia were tough/worse than in canon, and I’ve had thoughts and ideas for myself. So here I present my new AU, feat. AI Tony!

( @greymantledlady thought you might be interested!)

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

moon or stars? roses or sunflowers? autumn or spring? sunrise or sunset? fairy lights or lanterns? snow or thunder? cold or hot? boats or planes? velvet or lace? pastels or darks? gold or silver? late walks or midnight drives? camouflage or contrast? summer or winter? violets or daisies? balloons or streamers?

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The jacket origin story that no one asked for

ok i’m all for white candles being cleansing and black candles being used for banishment, but can we move away from always touting white as “purity” and black as “evil” because you can see what’s wrong with that, right. r i ght.

Hunk is Autistic: The Infinite List of Reasons
  • black-and-white thinking
  • Emotions are either 0 or 100 there is no in between.
  • Hyperempathy
  • Doesn’t understand the concept of personal space
  • Has a hypersensitive sense of balans (accounting for his motion sickness)
  • Math Genius™
  • Processes information differently from the other characters in the show
    • Constant need to point out the obvious
    • Talks out loud constantly, probably to process information easier.
    • Focuses on unusual things (example: the castle is going insane and he focuses on the fact that he just got attacked by food)
    • Likens a base that folds space and time to a calzone (very similar to how I liken real people to characters from books in order to understand them better)
    • Weird metaphors in general
  • Hyperfocused interest in cooking and (probably) mechanics.
  • Cooking and mechanics are also interests that require very logical thinking and are easy to follow and understand because the follow a certain logic to the letter. These kinds of interests tend to be appealing towards autistic people.
  • Always wants very clear instructions
  • Is extremely honest
  • He does this thing where he pulls his arms up tight against his body which is kind of similar to the raptor hands, but is definitely a stim whether it’s that specific one or not.
  • Panics very easily, especially when things aren’t going according to plan (need for routine)

Other autistic people, feel free to add more!

So, when Kimberly punched that guy’s tooth out and someone mentions it, she immediately goes “they put it back”.

Now, a lot of people think Trini started going to detention because she damaged school property (Kim’s locker). I agree but imagine this:

Anytime anyone brings up the locker Trini’s immediate response is “they put it back”.

So Kim and Trini are the “They put it back” couple and you can pry this from cold gay hands.

Jason Todd is the type of dude to stop what he’s doing, full Red Hood get up, and help a gosh-darn old lady across the street and carry her groceries home. I don’t care if he’s angrily wielding an ak-47 in the faces of idiot goons, but he’s going to drop that shit like it’s hot and offer his arm like a gentleman while the half blind old lady tells him to put on some sunscreen because “sonny, your face is looking a little red”.