are you kidding you must be kidding how does one

At work today....
  • Two kids came through my line today
  • Boy: *holds up krazy glue* look it's the kragle!
  • Me: you can by that, only if you promise not to glue people in place
  • Boy: *eyes widen* you know what a kragle is?
  • Me: of course. Every special knows what a kragle is.
  • Boy: then how do you know what it is?
  • Me: *bangs counter* darn! I gave away my position. I guess that means it's time for me to appoint a new special, or in this case, two new specials.
  • Both kids: *squeals*
  • Me: *holds up hand* but first, you must answer me one question.
  • Kids: *nods*
  • Me: what day of the week does president business plan to use the kragle? Hint: taco....what?
  • Kids: *same time* Tuesday!
  • Me: *claps* congratulations, you both are the new specials! *bows*
  • Kids: *cheers*
  • Their grandma: *smiles and winks at me* let's go specials.
  • Me: have a good night, my specialties! *bows again*
  • Kids: *bow back and run out of store*
Femslash Feb Day 23 - Armor (Duchess/Briar)

OKAY THIS IS BITERSWEET FIC bc I was gonna cheat and write Darling because hello armor how cute?? but i shuffled my list and there’s an odd number of girls on it and she was the odd one out, the last one, all alone, it was the saddest thinggggggg

BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE THIS STORY ENDED UP GREAT AND I GET TO DO ANOTHER REPEAT DUCHESS SHIP BLESS THIS

Brief Summary: Duchess Swan wakes Briar Beauty up after her enchanted sleep. Not everything is perfect, but even imperfections are beautiful.

Word Count: 428

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