are you kidding she is so awesome

First Date

               “Jane – ready to go? I thought we could maybe stop at that French restaurant over on Worth.”

                “Oh, um…” Jane’s gazed dropped as she stared at the floor, feeling the blush spreading across her face. “You mean, like a date?”

                Kurt laughed, placing his hands on her waist and pulling her closer to him. “Yes, Jane, a date. Dinner, maybe afterwards we could take a walk that doesn’t involve chasing down suspects, no paperwork to fill out. That sort of thing.”

                Jane couldn’t help but laugh, rolling her eyes at Kurt. With a small smile, she said, “It’s just that… I’m not very good at … dating.” Not that she had much experience, anyway. But then again, the last time she’d tried to date she’d run off just ten minutes in. Not to mention the kidnapping. It wasn’t that she thought that would happen with Kurt, but she couldn’t stop the knot from forming in the stomach at the thought. Dating seemed… a little daunting.

                “It’s not like it’s our first date,” Kurt said simply, pressing a quick kiss to her forehead.

                Jane looked up, confused. “What?”

                “Let’s see, we’ve known each other for a year, we’ve slept together…” he grabbed her hand, lacing their fingers together. “And we love each other. That’s at least 10th date territory, more like… I don’t know, 50th date or something.”

                “Well… when you put it like that… maybe dinner would be nice,” she smiled widely. She stepped closer to Kurt until there was no space between them, pressing a kiss to their still intertwined hands. “Tonight, you said?”

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Trying to write little ficlets instead of full stories. Hoping maybe that will spark a groove instead of the mostly nothingness and frustration that’s been happening.

Also, @gypsyscarfwoman doesn’t know it, but she is probably the only reason this story exists, so thanks for that.

Actual things that have happened in Miraculous Ladybug which I still can’t believe
  • Ladybug rode a giant flying hairdryer
  • Ladybug rode a dragon
  • A guy tried to take over Paris with pigeons
  • A chef encased an entire building in caramel and tried to cook a girl alive in a pool of soup
  • A 15 year old challenged a panther to a race and the owner was so upset he turned into a dinosaur and ate Ladybug
  • A rock star was sword-fighting with Chat Noir on a plank suspended at the top of the Eiffel Tower, using a guitar
  • Said rock star has a pet crocodile
  • A girl tried to fight off a butterfly with an umbrella while stuck in a lift
  • Chat Noir was murdered by a supervillain and died in Ladybug’s arms, in an early episode. No, really, he actually died, I’m not even kidding
  • Ladybug kissed Chat Noir for like 10 seconds while lying on the floor, and he didn’t remember it and she didn’t tell him
  • Chat Noir threw his bodyguard down a lift shaft from the 8th floor. This has never been brought up again.
  • A kid used magic bubbles to kidnap all the adults in Paris so he could throw a birthday party
  • Marinette went on a date with a supervillain
  • Ladybug tossed Chat Noir in a river
  • Some smartie in the 19th century invented the hologram and then… didn’t tell anyone?? Except their family?? Why would you keep such awesome new technology a secret??
  • A 186 year old and his turtle sidekick started shipping two teenagers because of an umbrella
  • A guy cut the entire Eiffel Tower in half
  • A strict rich fashion designer pretended to be a butterfly and then pretended to be an aeroplane, and also another time said he was the Easter Bunny
  • A ridiculously competent toddler managed to brainwash Chat Noir
  • Santa Claus dabbed
Why “Beauty and the Beast” was actually pretty great:
  • the music is not good, it’s great
  • production design, costumes (even the freaking yellow dress which is actually quite gorgeous on camera), everything is truly beautiful and quite breathtaking at moments
  • the acting was surprisingly wonderful. it’s disney, it’ll be cheesy at moments—but for the most part, it was terrific
  • this is not a childish adaptation
  • when it gets dark, it gets DARK. 
  • g a s t o n
  • new songs! new character development! 
  • the cgi is not even that bad. in fact, there are moments when it’s pretty seamless. the practical sets and effects compensated for it, in my mind.
  • and when it’s wonky? you won’t care because you’ll be too busy smiling
  • there is some hilarious shit in this movie
  • the beast’s expressions are actually amazing; you can really see the actor moving beneath them 
  • T H E    M U S I C
  • you get to see little kids and adults all freaking out the whole time
  • SIR IAN MCKELLEN PLAYS A CLOCK AND IS AWESOME AT IT
  • emma watson will make your heart stop she is so beautiful
  • sneaky political/ethical gestures that made me cheer
  • this movie is so pure and we need that right now
  • and by the end? i just started laughing and crying—in excess joy. i couldn’t believe it. i’ve never been moved by a movie like that in my life.
  • it won’t please everybody but if you loved the original and if you are prepared to attempt to enjoy it for what it is—a colorful, painterly, vibrant adaptation of a beloved story—then go watch it.
pjo musical: the rundown

so i went to see the lightning thief with @angelicomma yesterday and um. oKAY GUYS GALS AND NONBINARY PALS LEMME TELL U ABOUT THIS MOTHER!FUCKIN! SHOW!!!! because it was SO GOOD this is just like. the short list of what i loved about it because oh my god 

prepare for the longest post ever 

  • the set was such an aesthetic? it was all very metallic like there was scaffolding and greek columns with graffiti on them? it was very chb and very nyc and overall a Blessing 
  • every time they needed to show a different location they’d do it with the lights so like there were these lights lining the scaffolding that would change color ?? in the underworld they’d flash red, yellow and orange and were made to look like fire and near the ocean theyd be blue and if they were talking about trees itd be green and! if they wanted u to focus on a certain part of the scaffolding it’d be a different light color than any of the other parts which was rad af
  • the overhead lights were used really well too like when percy was singing about being the son of poseidon or when there was water the lights would be blue and when they were in the forest theyd be green
  • there is an entire song about how they hate new jersey and how they refuse to die in the garden state. know this
  • the show was very low budget like oh my god it was great
  • they didnt make some of their own props so sally walked in once with a trader joe’s bag and also the most important bag in the world (containing the master bolt) was a fucking jansport 
  • their representation of water was just to attach toilet paper rolls to leaf blowers and turn the overhead lights blue like what even
  • they covered the first 4 rows in toilet paper at one point 
  • also they fuckin deca-casted everyone except for percy (chris mccarrell, the light of my life actually he was so good) 
  • jonathan raviv played chiron, auntie em, random chb girl in a bike helmet and braids (?), random tractor guy (?), a bus driver, a train conductor, hades, and poseidon and im probably missing someone. he had very distinctive characters for all of them not to mention horse puns 
    • “the gods are kind of dicks”
    • medusa’s eyes were just light up swim goggles
  • sarah beth pfeifer, who probably has the best comic timing ive seen ever, played clarisse, katie gardner, a fucking squirrel?, mrs. dodds, lotus casino girl, random camper assistant to mr. d, and thalia 
    • *chases annabeth down a flight of stairs with a sword while screaming* 
    • “for their sixteenth birthdays my friends all got cars. I got a fern and a mason jar!” 
    • “ARROWS ARE MADE WITH WOOD. I REFUSE TO PARTICIPATE IN AN ACTIVITY THAT CONDONES VIOLENCE AGAINST OUR ARBOR BRETHREN!”
  • they had the most roles and they were GREAT 
  • george salazar was such a wonderful grover and mr d oh man 
    • mr d’s whole gag was he’d kick a chair when he got pissed which was hysterical bc the camper assistant would start pouting every time and he also wanted to turn percy into a dolphin 
    • “grover, are you ever going to wear pants again?” “NOPE!” 
    • his solo song was about thalia and how he couldnt save her talk about EMOTIONAL he cried
    • dam jokes
      • we might have more drachmas if you didnt spend them on those DAM SNACKS” “HEY! IT WAS THE HOOVER DAM” 
  • let me talk about. carrie compere for like multiple hot seconds bc GODDAMN GIRL CAN SANG 
  • she was such a good sally. can she be my mom. she sang a song abt percy being special and wonderful and i got a lil teary 
    • “you saved my life, percy. It’s time i learned how to live it.” cryin g 
  • her silena was really funny? like very whiny but very funny.
    •  “every time i bring a boy home, my mom’s there in her nightie […] she steals my mascara and all my dates!” 
  • she also played sort of charon? underworld guide in this awesome gold dress (she looked SO GOOD) who smacked grover’s goat ass (?????) 
    • “you know, bringing people to the underworld isn’t my only job. I also have a band. wanna hear a demo?” “not really?” “sorry, i can’t hear you over this SWEET ASS RIFF” 
    • We got everyone! we got kurt kobain, we got beethoven. any requests?” “um, do you have josh groban?” “we will.” 
  • JAMES! HAYDEN ! RODRIGUEZ! was sO GOOD AS LUKE
  • THERE WAS A GOOD KID REPRISE AND I WAS SHOOKEN 
    • “being a good kid gets you nowhere at all” bruh 
  • they couldn’t have a scorpion onstage so luke just. fucking stabs percy in the back??? 
  • He was also a really funny ares and gabe!! 
  • ok and my gal KRISTIN STOKES 
    • fun fact abt me and kristin stokes ….. so we were walking in the same direction after stage door and so me and @angelicomma just walked with her….to the train…. she gave us dessert recs…… and talked about the show (she’s so salty about how rangey her big solo is but trust me she was so good on that song) and also waitress with us…. it was the best experience of all time she is so nice and cool and was wearing jurassic park leggings how rad is she oh my god
    • her annabeth? was awesome? she was witty and tough and aggressive and i was ABOUT IT 
    • she called out sexism all the damn time 
      • “annabeth, i get it. do you know how many schools i’ve been kicked out of?” “yeah, percy, but when boys mess up they get a second chance.” 
      • “hey, annabeth, who’s your dad?” “he’s a history professor.” “i thought everyone’s dad was-” “a god? that’s my mom. sexist.” 
        • longest yeah boi ever 
    • the moment where she betrayed luke at the end??? YES GIRL
  • chris mccarrell was such a perfect percy i am elated 
    • “Tartarus? LIKE THE FISH SAUCE???!!!?!?!” 
    • *swings riptide like a lightsaber while making lightsaber noises* 
    • *packages medusa’s head* “To Mount Olympus. Signed, Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.” “the gods will think we’re impertinent!” “*winning smile* we are impertinent.” 
    • *pouts* “i know how to hold a sword! like this!” annabeth corrects him and he swings it “oh wow actually that’s a lot easier” 
    • in good kid he was like? running around the stage and climbing the scaffolding and shit? and i cried??? the no mom line was the WORST i wanted to actually scream and his voice is so pretty 
    • and he was so shook by his own powers oh man 
    • he was just. so good at the twelve year old thing it was fantastic he was all fidgety and Dramatic ™ god bless
    • he loves sally so much!!! all the demigods were salty af abt their parents and he was just quietly singing like “my mom loves hugs and scary movies” and i just. screamed quietly
  • there were rlly cute percabeth moments too. 
    •  percy’s knocked tf out the first time annabeth meets him (she infiltrates his dream a lil) and he sings a lil song abt how she’s beautiful and stuff and he wakes up and she’s all “YOU DROOL IN YOUR SLEEP” shook 
    • she shows up at capture the flag (percy hasnt officially met her yet) and he points at her and was just “gasps YOURE MY DREAM GIRL!” and annabeth side-eyes him hardcore and he goes “UM. THE GIRL. FROM MY DREAM.” 
    • “the god is my mom. sexist.” “NO NO I LOVE GIRLS!” annabeth is shook yet again and percy panics and is like “I MEAN UM THEYRE VERY NICE” 
      • percy gets serious side eye from luke
      • it’s great  
    • when percy gets stabbed they almost kiss and then grover RUNS ONSTAGE “HEY! here’s your ambrosia percy” goddamn it was DRAMATIC
  • im definitely missing shit but oh boy it was so so good
  • i’d kill a man for that soundtrack  
  • if you have the chance (and the money) it’s just. such an Experience and everything i could have ever dreamed of. the cast is great (and theyre all so freakin NICE s/o to kristin especially). 
  • i’d highly recommend it!!! A+ 1000/10

“beauty and the beast” where beauty’s dad comes home with the rose and is like oh shit oh shit this terrible monster says i have to come live with him forever because i picked his favorite flower and beauty just goes fuck that and puts on her pants and marches down to the beast’s castle herself

and she’s expecting this horrifying dark fortress but it’s actually sort of just a normal castle with big rose bushes and furniture that’s sometimes alive

and she thinks, i can work with this

and the beast comes out and he’s like don’t look at me i am a hideous monster and beauty’s like dude you’re like a talking tiger in a cape are you kidding you’re AWESOME can i pet you can i stroke your paws can you give me a ride

and he’s like what and she goes around the castle like okay we’ll put curtains here and expand the kitchen and this could be a really cute breakfast nook

and the beast is confused because isn’t she supposed to be terrified and hate him and he had all these intimidating speeches planned and he’s like uh aren’t you going to try to run away

and beauty’s all are you kidding this is a magic castle i’m going to live here forever

so they just sort of settle in together and one day beauty goes home for the weekend to visit her family and they’re all amazed that she’s alive and her sisters go WHY DIDN’T THE HUGE MONSTER EAT YOU TO DEATH and she’s like nahhh he’s basically just a big cat he’s kind of cute actually sometimes he plays with yarn when he thinks i’m not looking

and she explains how it’s really not that bad, all the dishes wash themselves and i get all these gorgeous dresses for free because the castle doesn’t know what else to do with them and yeah there are flowers everywhere but hey that’s his hobby y'know i’m not gonna discourage that man

and then one day while beauty’s re-alphabetizing her magic library and trying to decide where to put that enchanted mirror the beast comes up and he’s like hey so this is awkward but are you like………………………………..in love with me……?????????

and beauty’s like oh uh wow haha um sorry no you’re…sort of a tiger

and the beast is like thank goodness because if you were i’d have to turn back into a human and i've kind of gotten used to being a big lion thing with horns and the ability to speak english for some reason like why would i want to go back to being a spindly little man and then beauty laughs and she’s like okay well can you go catch us a wild boar for dinner, dear

and they end up getting married in the end just because it’s easier to explain that way, you know, a single lady ~~living alone with a man~~ even if he’s not actually a man, and that’s fine with them because beauty was never really into the whole boys and sex thing and the beast (whose name is jeff) is honestly more interested in his flowers

and whenever any of the other ladies in the village give her any shit beauty is just like, oh, you don’t like my crepes? well you know my husband, who is literally a tiger, loves them and then everyone leaves her alone, which is really all she ever wanted

and she goes back to her magic castle and sits down with a book in front of the fire and rests her feet on her cat husband and nobody bothers her ever again

can that happen

You know what i really love about Louise from Bob’s Burgers? Despite being the “evil mastermind” she’s still just a little girl. She still gets crushes on boy band members, and she still wears dresses, and she still loves her stuffed animals and has a favourite toy, which she’s named. She does voices for them too, she hates taking medicine, and above all she loves her family. She’s just a little kid and her mischievous abilities never undermine that, and I think it’s just really awesome. Kudos to the writers for making her so real

A few years ago, I worked giving out samples at Costco for a year, and these were the best/weirdest things that happened to me:

Around Halloween, a man and woman walked by my cart, with a little boy who was crying as if he was losing part of his soul. They all had strong and beautiful Indian accents. The man said, “Son, what’s wrong? Son, what’s bothering you?” and his wife sighed and said, “He thinks we won’t let him be a ladybug for Halloween.” The father straightened up and said, “Son, of course you can be a ladybug! You can be whatever you want!” and they slowly got the boy to stop crying. It was one of the most heartwarming moments I’ve ever seen.

An elderly man with a long and greasy beard stole my opened bottle of Tabasco sauce that I was using, and proceeded to tilt it over his mouth and drink as much as he could. He then made a noise like “Whee-hee!” and said, “You can’t say you’re from Georgia, unless you can do that!” while I stared on with a horrified face.

(I’m not even in Georgia, and now, I hope to never be.)

A cart rushed by me, two children clinging to the sides of it, and a third pushing it as the other two yelled, “Faster, faster!” A minute later, a very frazzled mother ran in and said, “Have you seen my children?!” I pointed, and she ran off again.

A toddler chose me specifically to tell a story to, about how one time he went to a swimming pool, and there was a slide he really liked, and he went down it a bunch of times. His mom gave me a look of “I’m so sorry,” as the kid spoke, but she should not have been sorry. It was awesome.

A middle-aged man in a suit tried convincing me (while I was shutting down my cart and trying to avoid him) that Obama was the Antichrist, and that the whole world was run by someone called “The Black Pope” who was baptizing space aliens, and that’s why he liked Mitt Romney better. I countered by telling him that Mitt Romney’s real first name is “Willard,” and that made him dumbfounded enough that I could escape and clock out.

The Happy Ending Con 2017 - Robert & Emilie’s Panel
  • If bobby could chose one of Rumple’s powers it would be teleport (x)
    • Bobby would want to teleport. “No more flying… no more walking.” (x)
  • Bobby just pointed to Emilie when asked if the kiss was improvised (x)
    • She said it is actually Bobby improvising (x)
    • The kiss in the last Rumbelle scene was improvised (x)
  • Bobby just said dancing around the crib was ridiculous so they decided to dance with each other (x)
  • Bobby and Emilie said they were upset filming last scene (x)
    • Em was crying in their last scene because she was so sad (x)
    • The kiss in the last scene was Roberts idea and Emilie cried when it was their last scene all the crew left to have their moment (x)
    • The crew left them for their moment + they didn’t realize. Bobby just kissed Emilie as they remembered it and the audience clapped (x)
  • Someone just said to play Rumple in French and he said NO (x)
    • Could Bobby play Rumple in French? Bobby: No Rumple is a creation not from this realm it wouldn’t fit (x)
  • Bobby kissed Em. On the head (x)
  • Em and Robert crack up a lot even during emotional scenes. Em: you just laugh at me! Bobby: it’s natural (x)
  • Robert doesn’t talk Rumples voice/ laugh on stage. It’s not him when he’s not in costume. So he is sorry but he won’t do it (x)
  • Girl asked Bobby why he’s still on the show bc he’s an awesome actor (x)
    • Robert why are you still here in this show? The biggest laughter, and applause just happend! Robert : “that’s brilliant” (x)
    • Someone just told Bobby that he was too good for this show. Emilie said she stole his passport (x)
    • Em is joking: A&E trapped him and stole his passport, Em says she’s gonna steal his passport now (x)
    • Robert: Everything is about timing in this industry (x)
    • When OUAT came along it came for the right time for Bobby. Rumplestiltskin was the first play he saw as a kid so when t came along (x)
    • He couldn’t say no. He also loves Vancouver and living there (x)
  • He said he likes working with Emilie and that the Vancouver is such a lovely place (x)
  • Em put an ice cold bottle of water behind Bobby and when he leaned back he was surprised (x)
  • What band would you be in? Emilie : we’d be In kiss“ Robert: good question, I would probably been a musician. (x)
  • Em would be a reembodied Janice Joplin (x)
  • Belle knew of Milahs existence but not if rumple killed her (x)
    • Bobby and Emilie don’t remember that belle knew Ablut Mila from s2 (x)
  • Saddest scene for Bobby was when she pushed rumple over the tow line (x)
    • Both were really upset the night she pushed him over the townline (x)
    • Saddest scene? Robert : when belle pushed Rumple over the line (looks at Emilie) you were brilliant that night Emilie: aw thank you (x)
  • When belle falls off te curtain was one of the funniest moments (x)
    • When belle falls odd the ladder in toRumples arms was a very sweet scene..Emilie looks at Robert we should be proud of that moment (x)
  • Bobby always enjoyed the rumbelle EF scenes (x)
  • Bobby said that at some point Rumple must have seen belle and that’s why he chose her (x)
    • Why did Rumple choose belle as his maid over everyone else? Robert: I’m sure Rumple saw her somewhere and said "I shall have her” (x)
  • Em: it was all Belle’s plan to fall in love with R (x)

(x)

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Jashi Children /Ai and Sisters AU

Part Two : X

Can you tell i really like drawing kids?

Ashi is reunited with Jack and still has her powers so they decide to have a child and they fell in love with him so then they wanted another and ended up with 6 more daughter. They’re done having kids. 

Jack and Ashi believe their daughters are reincarnations of ashi’s sisters so they named their girls after them. (they have jacks eyes instead, while Ai has Ashi’s) 

I picture dad Jack being playful chill dad and Ashi being awesome mom but she’s the tougher one since she got the demon powers and is in charge of teaching the girls better control. She’s often overprotective of Ai because he doesn’t have powers….yet. Sometimes they sleep in the same giant bed. 

Gonna draw more of them cuz they def have a story. 

In Which Kiddo Gets Invited to Purimspiel At A Friend's Synagogue
  • <p> <b>Me:</b> So... did you have fun?<p/><b>Kiddo:</b> HELL YEAH!<p/><b>Me:</b> Awesome! What did you learn?<p/><b>Kiddo:</b> Do not try to kill ALL THE JEWS or they will spend SIX THOUSAND YEARS MAKING FUN OF YOUR HAT.<p/><b>Me:</b> *splutters laughing*<p/></p>
Child’s Play - Request

Requested by anon: The reader is taking care of her friends kids while they are on a hunt and they fall asleep on her stomach and dean walks in and admires her. 

Pairing: Dean x reader

Word count: 1.100

Warnings: None.

A/N: Bit of Dean fluff to finish the night. ;)

Enjoy!

Originally posted by heytheredeann

“So how again did we end up as baby sitters?” (Y/N) asked as she and Dean took a glimpse inside the kitchen, where three kids were chasing each other.

“Sam’s old hunter friend and his wife are on a hunt…” Dean started.

“The hunt Sam is also in, right?”

“Yes, he volunteered as a third hand to finish quicker.” Dean nodded, “But they needed baby sitters and I said we’d do it.”

“Why?”

“Because those kids are cool and I don’t want to go after disgusting witches.” Dean stated as it was the most obvious thing in the world.

“OK…” She took in a deep breath – she wanted so much to rest that day – and smiled at him. “We can do this.”

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Take a Chance

The gifset of Dean giving himself that little pep talk from 7x04 inspired me to write this. Dean x Reader, Dean’s POV. Hope you like :)

For fuck’s sake, Dean, you’ve done this a thousand times. You can charm a woman without even breaking a sweat. Why are you so damn nervous?

Because, dumbass, it’s Y/N. This time it’s not some random bar chick that I’ll probably never lay eyes on again. And I don’t want to mess things up. I don’t want to do something that’ll make everything all awkward.

I just want… I just want to be with her. Whatever that means. And I don’t even know how to say that without making things all fucking weird.

Just tell her the truth. Well, the surface truth. Say you’re bored. Take a chance.

She doesn’t need to know you hate being in a separate room from her, that you miss being around her. That you feel not all there when she’s not around, like a piece is missing. That you’re dying to touch her. Like really touch her.

Okay. Here’s her door. Just heard a noise, so you know she’s awake. So knock already.

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Things that I want more of:

Marmora raised Galra Kieth and papa Thace

tbh im so sad that I found this show so late. i missed all the theories of keith’s parents and now im stuck with this canon southern dude when i could have spent all this time believing in papa Thace and tiny, japanese mama kogane with all my heart…

i spent the drive to class this morning thinking about little human mama kogane being the pilot of another mission intercepted by the galra.

meeting thace and falling in love with this deceptively sweet undercover Galra man who tries his best to keep whats left of her crew alive and safe from the guards that like to rough them up to pass the time.

somehow they find the time to get her pregnant, she’s a regular little spit fire hotshot pilot and she loves mouthing off to the other guards and he’s beside himself because wow she’s great but holy shit that mouth is going to get her in so much trouble and it does.

haggar and the druids have been studying her and the rest of the crew since this is probably their first encounter with humans? idk, in my head her crew was like practice for what happened to shiro and his cybernetic arm. anyway thats how they realize she’s pregnant

they don’t realize the baby’s half galra tho, they think she was pregnant when she got there cause she’s pretty far along when they start these tests because the druids are evil scientists and they’re just like lets see how hard you can squeeze until it pops,

and that puts the baby in danger so she has to get out of there. she’s already decided she’ll die for this kid no question

so Thace coordinates an escape, sets up an escape pod and gives her the coordinates to the Marmora outpost

and honestly i really want to write and draw tiny bad ass human mama kogane heavily pregnant with baby keith escaping from the Galra, shooting and flying like a freaking ace because Keith had to get his pilot skills from somewhere, all the way to the Marmora outpost while she’s pm in the middle of labor.

I don’t even know how that timeline would work but i love it??

and once she gets to the outpost she’s in full on labor right?

she stumbles out of the pod and Ulaz, who’s probably received updates from Thace about this resilient little human pilot that he’s totally gone over and is like just ‘holy shit, what do?’ so she coaches him through the delivery cause she’s the definition of badass, and she finally gets to hold her little ass kicker and she knows what he’ll be a part of, knows what he’ll do and she also knows that she won’t be there to see him do it

but it’s ok cause she watches Ulaz clean him up so carefully and tenderly with this spellbound look in his eyes because it’s been so long since any of the Galra have seen children and there’s something hopeful about watching something so pure and innocent be born in the midst of war and she knows that her kid will be fiercely protected by the alien resistance

She tells him to name him Keith after her brother and her copilot who didn’t survive the druids experiments and she kind of just slips away because you have to kill your darlings.

I’m just saying this sounds better that whatever explanation they’re planning to give me for Tim Mcgraw over there…. (even though mama galra is a super awesome idea :))) )

I love Finn so much, and I love how thoughtfully and how beautifully John Boyega inhabits the role–

He’s spoken in interviews about how he sees Finn as a much needed departure from overly assured, macho, hypermasculine heroes, and it’s SO visible in the movie–

Finn is so vulnerable, so flawed, so human-  

I love how he wears his emotions on his sleeve:  
“Keep calm, keep calm…”
“I am calm!”
“I was talking to myself…”

How both he and Rey look overwhelmed and terrified at the prospect of flying a ship-

How he runs to save (what he thinks is) a poor girl being attacked and outnumbered by thieves  (let’s remember that Finn is unarmed and outnumbered too!!)  
BUT then he turns right around and runs for his life when she runs after him with a weapon:::
He’s BRAVE, but it’s bravery that’s tangible, not the Movie Hero’s insensate lack of fear.

Finn is so funny, but he doesn’t have the zingy one-liners of a guy who has it all figured out-  Mostly he’s making witty observations or stating an ironic truth, or bantering with Rey or Han-

He and Rey both feel so young and they relate like people– Finn may be attracted to her, but aside from wanting to impress her he never gives any indication-
he doesn’t hit on her or make innuendos or act like a man is generally supposed to act in movies to prove he’s a DUDE-

Finn just reacts with joy and excitement that he’s found such an awesome, badass friend— just look at the way he and Rey rush to compliment and gush over EACH OTHER after flying the Millenium Falcon for the first time.  He’s so not cool!!
He should probably be shrugging and squaring his shoulders like “Oh yeah, that’s me: hero of the resistance, glad you could keep up…” if he wants to keep up the charade that he’s part of the Resistance,

but he’s THRILLED and he forgets his Cool Guy persona and wants to gush and nerd out like a little kid, and tell Rey how cool she is, and say “No no, I only hit the target cuz you set me up for it!!”

I’ve totally lost my train of thought, but yeah Finn is a wonderful character and I love him a lot

Friends with Kids

I see your friends with benefits fics and raise you friends with kids.

A/N: So this started out as a list fic and then turned into 5,000 words.
 (Ao3)

For your consideration. Picture Holster as a coach for peewee hockey and there’s this little girl, let’s call her Piper, and she’s super cute and her parents are literally always late to pick her up from practice. Once Holster had to call them and remind them to come pick her up cause practice had ended an hour ago - and just, this girl is so awesome and loves hockey even though she kind of sucks at it and she carries this little Dora the Explorer backpack with her everywhere. 

So whenever she’s waiting for her parents to pick her up she’ll grab a book or toy or coloring book out of her back pack and at first she’d just play quietly while waiting, but then Holster tells the other coaches they can go on ahead (cause they’re always anxious to leave once practice is done since it’s unpaid volunteer work) and he starts talking to her. Eventually one day after practice she just sort of climbs up into Holster’s lap while they’re waiting in the lobby and gives him her book to read to her and his heart just? melts a little honestly

And he legit always comes home to Ransom - they’re roommates, again because Holster tried the whole nine to five thing three states away from Ransom and he would rather be barely making ends meet by working at the local hockey rink than making six figures if it means he gets to spend every day with his best friend - but that’s a whole other story. But anyway he is always talking about how smart Piper is and what funny thing she did that day. Ransom even feels like he kind of knows her because Holster talks about her so much. 

One day when they have a game on a day that Ransom has off from the hospital he surprises Holster by showing up. He talks to the other parents in the stands and quickly figures out which kid is Piper, because when they come out onto the ice Holster is practically carrying her and it takes almost a full three minutes of coaxing before she lets go of him and skates over to her spot on the ice. 

Ransom thinks that’s like the cutest thing ever. He asks the parents who are sitting near him whose kid she is and all the parents are saying she isn’t theirs and Ransom is confused before one of the moms sitting nearby asks who he’s talking about again. He points to number three on the ice and the mom tells him that Piper is in foster care and the parents – “are a steaming pile of shit.”

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Lgbt+ songs list

So I know that a great thing is seeing some representation of yo self in media, so here’s a masterlist of songs with lgbt+ themes. Some of the song don’t seem lgbt+ themed themself, but are stated to be by the creators or the singer is gay. Personally as a closeted queer I love hearing songs i can relate to

Love songs(songs about a romantic/sexual relationship of some sort:

Girls Like Girls - Hayley Kiyoko

All the things she said - t.A.T.u

My boots - Lights(actually about canadians winters but sounds very gay)

The blow - Parentheses

Cliffs Edge - Hayley Kiyoko

Wherever We Are - Human Life

Beautiful day - Brett Avery

End of the world - Matt Alber(sad ballade)

Venus - Lady Gaga(sounds gay too)

Too young to be in love - Hunx and his punx

Closer, Boyfriends, Stop Desire, etc - Tegan and Sara(the duo are lesbians so they have a lot of lgbt+ love songs.

Might tell you tonight - Scissor Sisters

Let’s make love and listen from death from the above - CSS

If I Had You - Adam Lambert(probably one of the most famous ones on this list)

I’m Not Gonna To Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You - Black Kids(straight dude sings from the perspective of a lesbian)

She keeps me warm - Mary Lambert

Jenny - Studio Killers(AWESOME music video, must watch)

Girlfriend - Icona Pop(could be a bff song, but they use the term Girlfriends so)

Gay Pirates - Cosmo Jarvis

Him - Geo Louis

Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill(reccomending this to feminists)

She - Jen Foster

Sweet Girl - Nicole Dollaganger

Hood - Perfume Genius

Night Go Slow - Catey Shaw

SEE - Potions

Ghost - Halsey

Ironworks - Baths

Against the night - Child Actor

I didn’t just kiss her - Jen Foster(sounds a bit non consensual??but idk??)

Love You Anyway - Ji Nilsson & Marlene(i think Ji Nilsson has more lgbt+ songs)

Cool for the summer - Demi Lovato(some say it’s a biphobic song tho..)

I kissed a girl - Katy Perry(personally don’t like giving Katy Perry cred for making this song, since she also made the song “You’re so gay”)


Inspirational/Supportive:

Girls/Girls/Boys - Panic! at the disco

DON’T WAIT - Joey Graceffa

Born This Way - Lady Gaga

Spectrum - Boyinaband ft. Cryotic & Minx

Different - Naomi King

Define Me - Ryan Amador

Same Love - Macklemore 

It Gets better - Todrick Hall

Everyone is gay - A Great Big World

If you were gay - Avenue Q(from a musical)

It’s OK to be gay - Tomboy


Others:

Spectrum - Ryan Amador ft. Jo Lambert & Gyasi Ross

Gay Bar - Electric Six

Help Me - findingconnor(very nice song about being trans by a trans person)

My body is a cage - Arcade Fire

Transgender Dysphoria Blues - Against Me!

The Love You Have In You - Asbjørn(I think he has other lgbt+ theme songs??)

Around - Russell Elliot

She Likes Girls - Metro Station(it’s kinda like a straight dude’s perpective on lesbians/bisexual girls, but maybe you’ll like it?)

The Gay Song - Lesbian Answers

Only a girl - Gia(the music video is like a lesbian orgy fantasy of a straight dude tho..)

I don’t do boys - Elektra

Girls - Beatrice Eli

Girl or boy - Dani Shay

Cowboys are frequently secretly fond of eachother - Pansy Division

IN LOVE WITH A STRAIGHT GIRL - Ally Hills

COMING OUT - Ally Hills

Spa Day - Le1f

Girls and Boys - Blur

I’m your man - Alexander Jasper(he has other songs with trans themes)

Break Free - Ruby Rose

My Body Is Not A Apology - Aston Colby

Gay Goth Scene - The hidden cameras

Pansexual - PansexyJenny(bad audio quality, super cute tho)

Gay or European - Legally Blonde(also from a musical)

Feel free to add some and please share so others see all these queer songs!!

FMK with Kim and trini
  • Kim: Scarlett Johansson.
  • Trini: fuck. Wouldn't marry her.
  • Kim: really?
  • Trini: yeah. Especially after she butchered ghost in the shell. But she's still hot.
  • Kim: hmmm.
  • Trini: Camila cabello.
  • Kim: marry. Definitely marry.
  • Trini: seriously? She seems kind of high maintenance.
  • Kim: yeah but she also seems like she's good with kids. Also she has a really nice ass. Also she's Cuban and they have fiery passions. So you know the sex is gonna be awesome.
  • -trini and Kim both laugh-
  • Kim: Lauren jauregui.
  • - trini and Kim both smile at each other.
  • Together: fuck. - as they both giggle -
  • Trini: but even better. Lauren jauregui and Camila cabello.
  • Kim: oooh I got one. Becky G.
  • Trini: eh...she's ok I guess.
  • Kim: but would you fuck marry or kill her?
  • Trini: I dunno. I never thought about it...here's one for you. Naomi Scott.
  • Kim: that British chick in the new voltron movie? I guess fuck. I dunno if I'd marry her. I wouldn't want to move to England and away from my family. Oh I got one. Austin Mahone.
  • -both Kim and trini look disgusted-
  • Both: ewwwww!
  • Trini: gross! Definitely gross!
  • - the both burst into laughter-
  • Trini: ok well...I got a serious one. Trini.
  • Kim: - pretends to be in deep thought- hmm...two out of three.
  • Trini: oh really now. Which ones would those be?
  • Kim: well...we've already done it. Multiple times.
  • I'd definitely marry you one day.
  • Trini: - smiles dreamily- really?
  • Kim: of course. You're my woman.
  • Trini: awww - she passionately kisses Kimberly- wait you said both. So you wouldn't kill me?
  • Kim: only if you don't delete my super girl episodes from the dvr.
  • -they both end up giggling and kissing each other-
  • Kim: how about me?
  • Trini: hmmm....-smiles jokingly- kill. You're always eating my last pop tart. 😜

spacedusthowlter  asked:

Jaxx!! I've been struggling with my sexuality for a long time but today I finally accepted the label that fits me most comfortably; bisexual! Just wanted to say that you are so funny and encouraging and have been such an inspiration in my journey. I'm so glad I have such an awesome bisexual to look up to. 💕

whenever i get asks like this i always feel like the wicked witch of the west when she’s telling her babies to fly with the evil music accompanying

welcome to the bi crew, kid 💗

anonymous asked:

RFA reacting to MC all ready being a mom

Yoosung 

  • he’s so surprised 
  • he’s like MC how can you be a mother 
  • more importantly how can someone leave someone as great as you with a child
  • he thinks the child is so cute
  • he tries to get the child to play LOLOL
  • soon you all come over for FAMILY GAME NIGHTS 
  • MC and Yoosung and the child all cook together 
  • It’s so fluffy 
  • all of them hate cleaning tho 
  • probably rents parenting books from the college library 
  • gets the kid a matching hoodie 
  • takes the kid to the park all the time
  • rip yoosung has like zero stamina 

Zen

  • he thinks the child is too precious 
  • tries to get seven to locate the father so he can beat his ass
  • tries to step up as a father figure and stops smoking and limits his drinking as the kid really looks up to him
  • get the kid fish bread all the time they sit and eat it together on the balcony 
  • him and the kid team up to protect MC 
  • MC thinks it’s so cute
  • the kid begs him to have a ride on his motorcycle 
  • he’s reluctant cause it’s dangerous but he sees those puppy eyes and I see like

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  • he gets them a mini helmet it’s so cute 
  • he puts them in one of those side carriages 
  • if the kids a girl you be they’ll be braiding each other’s hair
  • he loves dressing the kid in tiny outfits 
  • the child is looking fly™

Jaehee 

  • she was so excited to be involved in the family 
  • MC’s kid always brags about his two awesome moms
  • the family dynamic they have is 👌👌👌
  • Jaehee give some such good advice 
  • like MC’s kid is always asking Jaehee for homework help or general advice 
  • Jaehee gets to do so much childish stuff
  • pillow fights 
  • blanket forts
  • tea parties 
  • she low-key loves it
  • Jaehee lets the kid hang around the cafe
  • they sit and ask what everything does
  • she doesn’t even mind they have such a curious look on his face it makes her melt

Jumin

  • he’s a tad jealous that their first child wasn’t his
  • The father’s company mysteriously went bankrupt the next year
  • but considering how strongly he feels about family he’s happy to have a child in the first place 
  • he pampers them so much 
  • Mc tells him to chill
  • Jumin has no concept of chill tho
  • He insists MC and their kid move into his penthouse 
  • He buys the so many toys
  • The kid aspires to be like Jumin
  • he dresses them up in little suits and takes them to work 
  • The kid love Elly 
  • It warms his heart 
  • him, MC, the kid and Elly all cuddle together 
  • Family nap time is super important in the Han household 

Seven (Saeyoung)

  • he knew already
  • he was so smug about it
  • him and the child cause so much trouble it’s unreal 
  • like the kid was kinda shy before but a soon as they met seven they’re legit bouncing of the walls
  • he got them hooked on PhD.Pepper and Honey Buddha Chips 
  • MC always has to scold them on how bad it is for their health
  • he teaches the kid binary 
  • they have all these secrets conversations 
  • The kid finds it so cool that Seven is a spy
  • he attempts to troll the father of the kid 
  • but MC said the relationship was chill now
  • he’s still discretely trolls him tho

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give it time (trini/kim, pre-relationship)

So! Tomorrow is @plastic-pipes’ birthday and since I was never given a prompt, I figured I’d just base this birthday ficlet off of some awesome art that pipes drew instead. (And how could I resist adding a trope to it?) Hope you have a great b-day, pal! :D


“So, this isn’t exactly how I saw our night off going.”

Kim’s face is only illuminated by the light of their two phones, but it’s easy to see the frustration in the tiny pinch of her forehead and slight dip of the corners of her lips, despite the lightness of her tone.

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