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The Five Times You Encounter Dean Winchester

Word Count: 2,914

Warnings: Drinking. 

A/N: I missed writing Dean, so this happened :) Hope y’all enjoy! Let me know ^^ 

Originally posted by out-in-the-open


Five Years Old
There is a new kid in your kindergarten class. He’s quiet, has freckles all about his tiny face, and wide green eyes. He stands next to the teacher as she introduces him to everyone and you smile widely when you realize that the only open seat in the classroom is the one next to you.

A new friend and you’re thrumming with excitement as he takes his seat next to you.

“Dean!” you exclaim, making him jump.

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I have terrible cramps today. Which I shouldn’t have because I’m supposed to only get periods every three months and I just had one. So bonus period is playing hell with me at the moment.

And I miss my kid. I know that’s weird because I am literally with her all the time and she’s only been at daycare for six hours today but I just want to go scoop her up and hear her little baby laugh and snuggle her face.

I also want to eat all the Thai food in Cleveland and take a 12 hour nap. So, you know. Mixed bag today. Feeling all the feelings.

anonymous asked:

🌟⭐ {I don't know which one it is} Triplets, please

Send me the emoticon and my muse will react to your muse:

✮ = stargazing .

♥Ayato: Stargazing on the roof? Are you kidding, Chichinashi? Hah, I never paid attention to the stars, so, Ore-sama will stay here for a while!… Hey, stargazing it’s not that boring!

♥Kanato: Are you looking at the stars? Why? What’s so special about them? -He wasn’t interested about them, but a sudden blush appeared on his cheeks when he saw your mesmerized face looking at the night sky. He was marveled. Indeed, you were more beautiful than the stars, but he would never admit it to you- Aah…

♥Laito: Nee, look, Bitch-chan. The stars are beautiful tonight, don’t you think? I mean, we could stay up all night stargazing, fufu~ Here, I brought a blanket! We’ll make ourselves comfortable~

Dear jerky PokemonGo player from that other team...

Not cool.  My kid and I spot a gym with an open slot.  I let him add in first and then we battle up another 2k so I can add.  I’m healing from battle and ready to add in, and you begin battling it out from under me just as I’m almost THERE.  I fight you some, but you persist.  

We let you take the gym.  We take it back.  You battle it down and let it sit.  We wait.  You finally take it back.  We wait.  We battle it down and take it.  You drive away.  We heal, rename, etc..  You return and take the stupid gym again.  My kid’s frustrated and disgusted. 

I let you have it for tonight.  But I will be back in the morning after the kids are in school… and I know your playing name and will remember that you’re a jerk whose gyms should be taken out from under them.  

I may be fluffy and kind in RL, but you upset my kid and ticked me off… and as a trainer I have a mean streak and six beasts over 3k CP..   You should go collect some Revives now.  You’re gonna need them.

anonymous asked:

Jesus Christ you put up with so much crap. You don't get to be mean OR nice on this hell site

nope.

you know what?

it’s alright.

people on that post thanked me for it.

and anyone who had a problem with it was a college student who was probably just having a bad week.

or they used to be smartest kid in high school but when they came to college, their dreams of child genius were shattered and they were forced to confront the fact that they are average.

And honestly, we all have to face that.

We all do.

I did, my friends did. That’s just life.

So if they feel the compulsive need to piss all over my post well that’s ok.

The post was for high schoolers.

They got the message.

And they’ll be ok.

As for my peers, well you and I can take our kid gloves off and I can just call you a cunt.

It’s something we non-minors can call each other.

Monday 8:27am
I woke up with you on my mind.
You called me babe last night —
my heart is still pounding.

Tuesday 10:53pm
Today I realized we won’t work.
What we are is hurting her.
And I think she matters more to me than you do.

Wednesday 11:52pm
I broke things off with you today.
She barely said a word.
I’ve never regretted anything more than this.

Thursday 4:03pm
I shouldn’t have sent that message.
You shouldn’t have been so okay with receiving it.

Friday 9:57pm
I almost messaged you today.
I didn’t.

Saturday 8:49pm
I’m walking around town in search of alcohol.
They say that liquor numbs the pain of having a broken heart.
I want to put that to the test.

Sunday 2:32am
I heard you texted a girl you’ve never spoken to before.
I wonder if it’s because you’re trying to replace me.
I can’t help but wish you weren’t.
I thought I was irreplaceable.

—  a week with you on my mind, c.j.n.
Move on, leave, run away, escape this place… but don’t forget about me, about us, about this town. Always remember where you come from so you can appreciate how far you’ve come.
—  c.j.n.