Feeding the cat at 5:30am - the progression:
Me: oh, hi there love? Good morning, yes *pets his face* good morning, my baby boy. I love you! I love you, yes I do! Are you ready for some food? *waits for meow* Aaaaaare you ready for your canned goodie? *waits for meow as I walk into the kitchen* Are you ready for this jelly? *holds up can as he jumps on the counter* 🎶I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly! *dancing* I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly, cause my kitty too bootylicious for ya, babe!! 🎶
And that’s why I’m trying to Beyoncé in my kitchen at 5:30am.