are you happy bro i posted it

BTS in an Auction
  • Suga: Bidding starts at $7.
  • Rapmon: I'll do $7.55.
  • Suga: Namjoon, don't make this so fucking hard, make it $7.50.
  • J-Hope: I'll put in $9.
  • Jimin: *enters* Whoa, is this an auction? What are we bidding for?
  • BTS: *ignores him*
  • V: $10.
  • Jungkook: Don't try me, V. $12.
  • Jimin: WHAT'S GOING ON??
  • Jin: $12.50. But that's as high as I'm going. My beauty products are too important to me. *gets out compact and starts admiring self*
  • V: $13.
  • Jin: I'm done.
  • Jimin: WTF ARE YOU BIDDING FOR??
  • Suga: Forget it, I'm done too. Wake me up when this is over. *snores*
  • Jungkook: V, stop trying to outbid me. $15.
  • V: $16. *giggles like a child defying his parents*
  • Jungkook: *enters angry Jeon Cena competitive mode* $18.
  • Rapmon: *is scared* Fuck it, I'm out too.
  • Jimin: WILL ANYONE LISTEN TO ME??
  • V: *delighted that he's stirring up the maknae* $22.
  • Jungkook: *is fuming* $25.
  • J-Hope: $25?! Nope. No more. Hobi out.
  • Jimin: WTF. GUYS???
  • V: $30.
  • Jungkook: $40.
  • V: $50.
  • Jimin: *turns to Jungkook* TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE BIDDING FOR!!
  • Jungkook: *stares at Jimin* *exits angry Jeon Cena competitive mode* Wtf am I doing? I don't wanna pay $50 to room with this. It's so short. Not worth the money.
  • V: *realises his mistake*
  • Jimin: WHAT YOU'VE BEEN BIDDING FOR ME?!!
  • V: Shit. What have I done...
  • Suga: *wakes up* Going for $50. Any other bids?
  • V: Guys, please.
  • Jimin: WAIT A SEC-
  • Suga: Going...
  • V: This can't be happening.
  • Jimin: WHY AM I ONLY GOING FOR $50?!!!
  • Suga: Going...
  • V: Shit.
  • Jimin: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS.
  • Suga: Gone. Jimin is now V's roommate for $50.
  • V: NOOO I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
  • Jungkook: *smirks*
  • Jimin: ...
  • Jimin: I was so close to getting Jungkook. *cries*
  • [group chat on Bobby's Birtday]
  • Hanbin: BOBBY HYUNG HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Let's stay together 4evr! I LOVE YOU!!
  • Hanbin: as a bro
  • Hanbin: if that's what you want
  • Jinhwan: Stop hanbin
  • Jinhwan: Happy Birthday Bobby!
  • Jinhwan: Don't tell the other's but you're my favorite.
  • Donghyuk: It's a group chat Jinhwan...
  • Donghyuk: Happy Birthday Bobby Hyung! Let's have a lot more years together :)
  • Yunhyeong: idk Donghyuk i heard too many birthdays can kill you! LMFAO
  • Yunhyeong: you guys get it?
  • Yunheong: ?
  • Chanwoo: Hyung, happy birthday! Let's turn up tonight once Jinhwan hyung's asleep. Yah? :D
  • Jinhwan: group chat, Chanwoo
  • Chanwoo: DAMN forgot...
  • Yunhyeong: HA!
  • Hanbin: I mean if you want us to be bro's with benefits i'd be ok to talk about that
  • Donghyuk: WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET THIS IS A GROUP CHAT???
  • Hanbin: I didn't forget.
  • June: Is someone's birthday today? :)
  • June: I'm honestly asking. I wasn't paying attention.
  • Bobby: Thanks you guys...

yesfangirl  asked:

I must have missed it yesterday!? I don't have TW or IG could you do a recap. None of the regular people I followed said anything about it other than Sam re: Roman and Graham

I’ll be more than happy to give you a recap! 

This was posted Monday morning. I’m assuming they met up Sunday night.

So then Cait stepped in. She wasn’t mentioned, tagged, nothing.

She only saw Sam last week, mind you.

Graham responded with the following. Just a normal bro talking about his sis (Mr. McTavish’s words, not mine) with a friend. Ya know, the usual.

Sam didn’t respond, but the next day, Valentine’s, the day he was supposed to spend with the love of his life whom he hasn’t seen since NYE, he retweets this

And this

And some more

A virtual love-fest to his Jamie’s sassenach. On the day of love, no less.

And then this happened

Romann joined IG in July. Bout time he should be welcomed, no? And also, Caitriona. He had to slip that in somewhere without making it too obvious.


Hope this covers it all!

The Signs 🎄holiday/seasonal greetings✨ to Pisces🐠 🐠

Aries: I’m ready to fight and hug you at the same time fam- I AIN’T PLAYING NO GAMES WITH YOU NERD. CAN YOU EVEN LIFT BRO I BET YOU CAN BARELY LIFT A SOCK YOU WIMP but omg omg omg your just an adorable little cutie that I want to protect and love and cuddle and take care of forever and ever- BUT I’M CUTER AND WILL FIGHT TO DEFEND MY PLACE AS WWE HEAVER CONTENDER OF CUTENESS. I AM LIFE WHILE YOU ARE DEATH. YOU HEAR ME? (but in all honesty I do value as a friend and I wish the best for you. I’ll call you later byeeeeee) 

Taurus:  ?? If Pisces isn’t on fire, dying, handing out free stuff, just got into a good school, finally paid off those people they owed since 4th grade or just won the lotto, than I’m not really concerned. Your a good pal, but you make me worry a lot so please take care of yourself and get out of my fridge. (Oh. And uh.. A ho ho ho, you’s a hoe to you, too. Bastard.)

Gemini: Bitch, I dare you to keep breathing. Do that shit again I swear on your stuffed animals lives that I will kill you… I’m just kidding, but where are my drugs? I’m too sober to be doing missions on GTA and not killing people for the fun of it. Or maybe I’ll go play Sims… DUDE, YOU SHOULD COME OVER BEFORE NEW YEARS TO HELP ME DESIGN MY SIM’S NEW PLACE. I’M THINKING OF MAKING A PIMP NAME THE COUNT. GONNA MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THAT GUY FROM SESAME STREET. ALSO HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS. Don’t die anytime soon (might wanna go knock on some wood fam)

Cancer: Yes, yes, yes! My follow water sibling…They are all idiots, we shall soon rule the world. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ Fool the others into thinking we are innocent and then at dawn we strike! KILL EVERYONE WITH NO MERCY FOR THEIR SOULS- well, besides that one guy at the mall the other day who gave us a hook up with our drinks… And Mrs. R for curving that test in chemistry back in high school.. Also your dad for taking us to the sleep over that one time- you know what? We’ll plan world domination another time, lets go get some food. I’m hungry. Byee~ ★

Leo: NO. EVERYONE MUST PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND ME ONLY. I’M the one running the show, not Pisces. I’M the one with the better looking skin than all of you dry skinned hoes. Watch as I flip my hair while channeling the spirit of Queen B- *flips hair and fireworks explode in the sky behind them* LOVE ME. (happy holidays from me and healthy self to you and your always sleeping self- you would think that all that sleep would make you look not half dead.. tssk tssk)

Virgo: My other half- I am aware that we sometimes fight, but it is only natural but I hope in this upcoming year will be better for you as well as for me. I enjoy your company..sometimes. I love and adore all the moments we shared, from our deep conversations to roast session. Your a good person, well besides that one time you shoved that kid who use to bully you back in middle school down the stairs but we ain’t gonna talk about it. :) Just stay safe and I’ll see you next year, fish face

Libra: I really want to spill some tea about how Sagittarius has been talking that shit but I’mma just let it slide because its gonna be a ‘new-year-new-me’. I wish the best for you, your just like a sibling to me, and I love it when you go out of your way to be with me when I’m sad… I appreciate everything you’ve done for me and- pffftttt….lmao. Just kidding about that whole new year new me shit, I’m amazing on my own but hey- tell your family hi for me will you? And give your dog a good pat on the butt as well <3

Scorpio: …Happy Holidays and I am thankful for your life. Although I hope you get your life together because that shit is a hot mess right and it’s not cute. Thanks for the CD you made for me even though its 2016 and we have the technology to send things via online, but that is none of my business. Love, Peace, and hope you finally get laid I mean find someone who really loves you 

Sagittarius: Was Libra talking shit? That cunt. Anyways- you should really learn to live your life a little more wilder, Pisces. You barely went to any parties with me and only got wasted once. But then again you do other wild things like go to bed at 4:15 AM on a school night- I’m sorry, I’m laughing too hard. I’ll see you next week when we go shopping. Happy Holidays!

Capricorn: Hey I wanted to wish you and your family a good end of the year and a fresh start to the new beginning even though its gonna kinda suck for about 3-4 years- but I’m not gonna get into politics right now, this is suppose to be a happy message. Thanks for being by my side when I was down. And thank you for being there for me when I was up. Get it? It’s a penis joke- you know what, never mind. I’m trying okay? Haha. Wait- Dumb ass did you fill out your FASFA?!?! Ugh, I worry about you…

Aquarius: BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGOOFUUUUUUUUCKYOURSELFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH. Happy holidays. Anytime I see you, I just think of how your a meme. AS IN YOUR LIFE IS A JOKE. Ouch. Even I thought that was a bit mean. But anyways, have a good one and see you tomorrow night for our annual trip to the park. I have something I want to give you there…. [ it rhymes with really eager to show you these new songs I heard that made me think of you, but that’s weird so fuck you ] 

What probably went down
  • Yixing: ok so I'm about to drop the mv today bro
  • Chanyeol: lol ok i'mma do a 1 fuckin hour long broadcast in exactly that time bro
  • Yixing: what wh-
  • Chanyeol: AND I'll call you and react to your mv and release my inner fanboy bro :)
  • Yixing: bro :)
Memes of 2016 in relatively chronological order:

* Tag Yourself
* Traitor
* The lottery
* “Daaamnnn Daniel!”
* Jeans
* Jared Leto is a terrible Joker
* Dabbin squidward
* Bernie vs Hillary posters
* Look at it. It’s got anxiety
* If dogs wore pants
* Fingersinthebootyassbitch
* Be like Bill
* Fine bros ™
* Flat earth
* MY LASAGA
* Kazoo kid
* Running man
* Gif the feeling (Coke)
* Upgrade key
* Bottle Flipping
* I’m you but stronger
* Krumping Marge Simpson
* Ted Cruz is Zodiac Killed
* The whole entire election tbh
* Leo wins the Oscars!!!!!!!!!!!!!🏆
* A muffin or a chihuahua? (And variations)
* Baby gate (One Direction)
* Just right Pacca
* Face swaps
* Fre sha vaca do
* Don’t talk to me or my son…
* Blurry Mr. Krabs
* Windows Song meme
* Hire a samurai (history of Japan)
* Lol u wild wyd tho
* Boy he bouta do it
* Running man challenge
* Chewbacca mom
* Caveman spongebob
* Dat boi
* Snoop dog narration
* What kind of person are you
* Subway legs lady (sitting all weird)
* What’s wrong pal
* Blurry blue button
* Pokemon Go
* Kimye/TSwift drama “I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative, one that I never asked to be a part of”
* Russian boy in swamp
* The olympics (angry sith lord Michael phelps)
* Record scratch freeze frame
* Usain Bolt running ahead of everyone
* Harambe
* Roses are red violets are blue meme
* I’m dropping hints that I’m…
* “Woah we’re halfway there…”
* I gave him uncooked chicken but…and he didn’t even say thanks though?
* To be continued (roundabout)
* Black woman coming through door excitedly
* Brangelina divorce
* Describe yourself in three fictional characters
* Hot cheetos
* Me; an intellectual
* This user is…
* Name a more iconic trio/duo
* Celine a scene
* Ken bone
* Clowns
* Juju on that beat
* Starbucks uncle
*RIP vine
* Cubs win the World Series
* Mannequin challenge
* Trump is president
* Biden/Obama meme
* You name it
* Dark Kermit
* Hi I’m ____ and you’re watching Disney channel videos
* Turn up the volume blurry boy jamming
* My longest ____ ever
* The bee movie but every time it says bee….
* (4 options. One is a joke) you can only chose one
* Bone App the teeth
* Boy dancing in the morning outside of car
* Rain drop drop top

Saeyoung: YO WHATUP LOLOL Saeyoung here with my cute lil bro Saeran! We’ll be happy to answer any questions you got! ★LET’S HAVE FUN LOL~!★

Saeran: Uh…this is Saeran…shit. Why do I have to do this? Whatever…don’t expect me to answer your questions. How annoying…

((Hey everyone! This is a Mystic Messenger ask blog! It contains major spoilers for Seven’s route so please take caution! The ask box is currently open!

The page is still undergoing construction but it’s fine~ Send me some asks! I’m ready! YAAH! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ))

honestly the batjokes fandom (is it even called fandom i dont know about this stuff) is the best i have ever been in seriously just- the art, the fanfics, the analyses, the headcanons, the everything ? ?  and everybody is so nice and  talented and i just

I LOVE YOU ALL

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Hehe~ I finally finished this thing~!!! >V<)999 Here’s a ‘Disney’ wedding pic of my fatesona and @oreowarrior ‘s Floran~^^ (It finally happened bro, I hope it looks good TvT)b)

lmao xD So I decided to post both of these pics cause I liked how both looked, with or without the fireworks~ It was so fun to draw these two even tho it took awhile to finish this xDDD lol idk what else to say, so… Enjoy, I guess~!!!^w^;;

anonymous asked:

Bro, dude, homie, person I admire. Your art is so good and everytime I notice that you've posted another piece I get so happy, because it's all so good. RIP in peace me and my soul.

ahh thank you so very much! <333

btw, for anyone else who think’s i’ve ignored their messages, i’m sorry. i just don’t want to constantly post these over and over again. i love and appreciate you all! thank you so mch to everyone for your support and kindness! <3333

THE FLESH CURTAINS, BABE!

I’ll probably be VERY busy from now until friday, so I gonna post this now.
*turns towards @stanchez-sloppy-seconds *
Bro. I wish you a super happy early birthday.
I know this isn’t Stanchez because I was really fighting to get anything onto paper, but I wanted to at least dedicate this to you and your amazign art!
Stay the way you are, bro!
<3

Also thinking about sending it to the Rick and Morty Crue :D

anonymous asked:

I saw Yoonvhope in your tags and now I need

I’VE BEEN WANTING TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT THIS FOR THE LONGEST TIME IM SO HAPPY YOU ASKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRO

YOONVHOPE

IS SO SO SO GOOD I CRY REAL TEARS OVER THIS

THEY ALL LOOK SO GOOD AND YOONGI WITH VHOPE

YOONGI WITH 2/3S OF SUNSHINE LINE

YOONGI WITH TAE AND HOBI’S EXUBERANT PERSONALITIES, HAPPINESS AND ENERGY

YOONGI JUST WATCHING THEM FOOL AROUND WITH THE GUMMIEST AND BRIGHTEST SMILE BECAUSE HE LOVES SO MUCH

THIS MOMENT 

TAE JUST TAKES ONE LOOK AT YOONGI AND HE’S LIKE NOPE BUT LOOK AT YOONGI’S SMILE IT’S SO PRECIOUS!!! And also just Yoongi pouting after the broadcast and Tae and Hobi are like ew who is that and Yoongi just ends up pulling the hyung card and Tae and Hobi burst out laughing, immediately flanking to his side and ruffling his hair/cuddling/kissing him all over 

AND TAE FANBOYING OVER YOONSEOK IS SUCH A NICE IMAGE

REMEMBER HOSEOK’S SMILE WHEN HE WATCHED TAE RAP CYPHER DURING THE FESTA??? THAT WAS SO CUTE AND JUST HOW YOONGI STOLE HIS SPOTLIGHT, THEIR DYNAMIC HAS ME IN TEARS IT’S THE PERFECT PUSH AND PULL EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE ALL CRAZY FOND AND SMITTEN 

trust me buddy, I need too, I need so so so badly this has been haunting me for the longest time. But the good typa haunting where I need more.

just oh my gosh, so cute

i wanted to wish a very happy birthday to @princess-lum !!

she’s amazing and was definitely one of my first inspirations when i first got tumblr, anyone that sees this should definitely follow her ~ thanks for being a huge inspiration to me with my art :D

as with other people (on instagram) she’s also someone else i have to give a huge thank you to;; i was in a temporary depression some time ago the last two weeks and she gave me some really great advice. my situation’s solved now but i’m really grateful to her and loads of other people who also helped me ^^ your words mean a lot, thank you so much and i hope you have an amazing day!!

Vintage Bros

I just got to the end of Ed Brubaker’s run writing ‘The Winter Soldier’ comics and BRO LET BUCKY BE HAPPY fer cryin’ out loud!!! So, seeing as the canon writers aren’t willing to give Bucky a damn break, guess I’ll have to step up and do something about it. Here’s a vintage trio enjoying some fireworks. (I will add the fireworks some other time.)


Bucky and Peggy are great pals, although when Bucky finds out it was Carter who arranged for Steve to parachute behind enemy lines on a solo rescue mission in a prop helmet I imagine he’d be a little concerned, like, ‘Aww no…I thought you were sensible…now I have to look after two of them and one of them might well shoot me if I try to look after her….I resign, nope, I’m out. End of the line, pal.’ Except they would also team up and pick on Steve, who would then spend a lot of time physically tackling Bucky to stop him spilling the beans on something dumb Steve once did when they were kids (or the other day as it may be) or else slumping and giving in when they bully him into taking a well earned rest and letting someone else take an extra watch for once.