are you guys a package deal

What your favorite TOS/AOS character says about you

Kirk:

  • probably either the stereotypical trekkie dude or a big k/s fangirl
  • wants to run a starship
  • watched most or all of TOS
  • Shatner? who is Shatner??
  • will never have to know the suffering of watching the same five episodes/ten minutes of a movie again and again because your fave is the main character of EVERYTHING you lucky dog

Spock:

  • got really emotional about Leonard Nimoy being in AOS
  • has taken a side on the hot/cold blooded Spock debate (it’s obviously hot by the way)
  • has a lot of merch because pretty much all merch is Spock merch
  • can have a normal conversation with pretty much anybody on the street about your fave because everybody and their dog knows what Vulcans are to some degree

McCoy:

  • thinks Bones deserved better
  • probably has a crush on DeForest Kelley and maybe Karl Urban
  • bitter that people keep forgetting that this guy is a main character and that all the McCoy merch only comes as a package deal if at all

Scotty:

  • wants a to-scale model of the enterprise for your room
  • sick of redshirt jokes that ignore the fact that engineering is a department
  • chill with not being in the limelight… real operations red merch is like trying to find hufflepuff merch but at least there’s something out there

Keenser:

  • you are probably really short
  • nerrrrrrd
  • prefers AOS Scotty over TOS Scotty

Chekov:

  • sinnamon roll
  • doesn’t understand TOS Chekov but would die for him anyways
  • a little bitter about the fact that Chekov is rarely onscreen

Sulu:

  • probably not 100% het
  • the sort of person who calls your plants “my children”
  • gentle, kind, and excited about space but I would still hesitate to give you any sharp objects

Uhura:

  • feminism
  • thinks multilingualism is hot
  • thinks Uhura is hot
  • thinks TOS Uhura is severely underrated

Jaylah:

  • liked Rey in Star Wars: The Force Awakens
  • gets excited about strong female characters
  • why isn’t there more Jaylah merchandise out there???? who knows

Nurse Chapel:

  • cherishes every moment of the Chapel+McCoy bromance
  • would probably fight JJ Abrams with nothing but your bare hands

Carol Marcus:

  • ???
  • if she’s somebody’s favorite character then they’re very quiet about it

Yeoman Rand:

  • appreciates fantastic hair
  • pretty chill; tend to stay in your little fandom group
  • femslash

M'Benga:

  • REALLY passionate about the medical blue department
  • probably learning Vulcan

Lt. Leslie:

  • holy crap you’ve watched TOS wayyyy too many times for your own good
  • constantly pointing out continuity errors
  • has fun

Kevin Riley:

  • you are actually a cryptid
  • I’m pretty sure that literally nobody remembers that this guy ever existed except for me
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You guys! My brother is such a big softie and I hope he never stops being a big softie. He let me decorate his long distance girl friends box for Valentine’s Day.
He bought her a SUPER fluffy blanket, three stuffed animals (which he washed and dried with his expensive cologne in the deodorizer setting so now all of it smells like him.) bought her takis and Oreos bc they’re her favorite snacks, a comic because she said she wanted something new to read and his favorite hoodie that he’s had for a long time now.
This girl is getting such a sentimental gift and I swear to god like I’m so happy for my brother and I hope they get to be together some day because she makes him so happy. I can see it all the time and I love it. I want my little brother to always be happy. 💕
He also asked me to make a valentine for her of Haikyū! Characters Kenma and Kuroo so I made a cheesy volleyball pun and wrote “I’m over the net for you.” I can’t wait to hear how she reacts to her valentine box. I’m excited for her 😊.

Developments - Jan. 30, 2017

GREAT NEWS, WITCHLINGS!

Grovedaughter Witchery has had an absolutely fantastic first week. We’re up to NINETY ONE COPIES SOLD! That’s 40 in print and 51 on Kindle. It’s hit Amazon’s #1 New Release in “Witchcraft, Religion & Spirituality” category twice and peaked at #22 in Amazon’s “Witchcraft” subcategory. That’s a very impressive showing for an independent publication less than two months in the making!

We’re closing in on the end of the month, with about two days to go, and I would be thrilled to bits if sales manage to crack 100 copies sold before midnight on the 31st. I don’t know about you guys, but I think we can do it!

I’ll be starting work on expanded wholesale distribution this coming week, beginning with amenable shops in the Southeastern Virginia area, and I’ll also be sending in an application package to Barnes & Noble for a wholesale distribution deal. If I’m lucky, there may be book signings in the near future.

So spread the word! Call your witchy friends, call your bookstore, call your library, call your favorite pagan shop, and tell them to pick up a copy of Grovedaughter Witchery!

Stay tuned!

(And don’t forget to leave your positive reviews on Amazon and Goodreads. They really help get the word out!)

Deal with the Boss

Mafia Boss!T.O.P.
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A/N: Wow okay! This is by far the longest chapter I have written and I’m totally happy with it! I hope you guys do too!

Originally posted by smokingseunghyun

I sat up in bed, rubbing my eyes and yawning loudly, stretching my arms above me while looking around my room.

The packages of drugs were on my desk, the piles hastily thrown there after Mike barged in with the duffle bag full of them.

My eyes stared at the TV on my wall, watching as the woman was breathing hard, staring at the man she loved as he left, rain pouring over them as she cried, begging for him to come back to her. I jumped when my bedroom door opened, Mike walking in with a duffle bag, unzipping it.

“Tomorrow morning, you have to deliver these out.”

I watched from my bed, cold spoon in my mouth as he emptied out the packages, the tub of ice cream that was resting on my pillow slipped, making me look down and quickly fix it. “Transporting them where?” I asked; Mike, tossing the duffle bag in my closet and sitting next to me.

“Mexico, you’re the only one who can handle a job like this. You know the men down there are on our side so I’ll be keeping tabs on you as you go. If I were you, I’d start getting my paperwork together.” Mike took my spoon and helped himself to some of my treats.

I yawned, going to my bathroom, starting to brush my teeth as I fixed the water in the shower. I stripped myself, relaxing under the hot water, spitting out the paste in my mouth and rinsing it out. I washed my hair, relaxing even more with the smell of my shampoo and soap.

I got dressed, drying my hair with a towel, brushing it and pulling it up into a messy bun. I took out the manilla folder from my closet, going through it and taking out the passport and ID I would need when crossing the border.

Mike had a few friends who worked in the Secretary of State, allowing us to fake our identities with people who were already deceased. I had received a few papers with different names and it made everything easier when crossing borders and state lines. I never had any problem, but now that I was crossing the border by car, it wasn’t going to be easy.

I pocketed everything in my bag, going to my kitchen hearing the front door open and close, the locks going back to their place. I turned around, seeing the dark eyes of Seunghyun who smiled down at me. “You’re up early,” He commented, walking past me to the kitchen.

“I have to go out of the country really quick. I’ll be back in a week tops,” I answered back, following him to the kitchen.

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-Picking teams would be very important and everyone takes it personally. 

-Steve and Bucky are a package deal. You get one, you get both. 

-If Tony lost one game, he’d have an entire bowling alley built in the Tower just so he could get better and beat you. 

-Clint is going to beat everyone. 

-Sam will buy a lot of food and share with you and no one else. 

-Natasha will play mind games and throw everyone off. 

-Bruce will just sit by and watch because he’s afraid he’ll get angry and Hulk out (but you make him sit with you guys and probably hold his hand.)

-Thor will scream and everyone will stare. Be prepared. 

-Steve would be really good at it. You know he would be. 

-Steve and Bucky would make a joint effort to win every ball and stuffed animal out of the game room. (”Steve, Buck, come on, guys.” you sighed, leaning against the machine beside the one they were at, three stuffed animals lining your arms. “I already have three.” 

“You said you wanted that one, we’re getting it for you.” Bucky shrugged, standing on the side of the window so he could tell Steve when he was close. “Right there!” Bucky yelled. Steve pressed the button and the claw dropped, pulling the little stuffed wolf up with it. You got a little excited and squeaked. 

“Yes!” You yelled. “Thank you, Steve!” but you spoke too soon, the little wolf puppy slipped out of the claw just before it dropped into the box so you could have it. 

“Dammit!” Steve yelled. 

“It’s okay, Steve. It’s alright. Let’s go.” 

“You’re not leaving here without that wolf!” he exclaimed. Bucky nodded once, both of them set in their ways. You huffed and sat down in the floor as Bucky handed Steve another dollar.)

Judge me if you want...

But the guy I’ve been dating for a little bit bought Oliver 2 little NC state outfits and a set of NC state pacifiers because it’s his favorite team and he wanted to get something nice for Oliver!!! That is actually the cutest thing ever and so thoughtful. I really hope that things continue to go well with him because he’s really awesome and understands 100% that Oliver and I are a packaged deal. 😊😊😊😊

madebyprincy  asked:

Do you have any dislikes about ZoNa or the community or OP?

Hmmm…this is a good question because I can’t say I’ve thought of before.

For ZoNa, I think their flaws help me make them better in fanfics, so I don’t think I do. I mean, they each have some bad moments - Nami sometimes scolds the guys too much and Zoro’s stance on Usopp during CP9 is still hard for me to fully understand - but I take that as a package deal for my OTP <3

The only thing that I don’t love about the ZoNa community is the one thing I also truly understand about it at the same time, so it’s hard to fault anyone for it: it’s not as active as other OP OTPs’ communities are. But I understand why, and it’s on all forums I’ve been on. We still have a great amount of response from events and what not here which is outstanding! We aren’t the noisiest, but we are still present and that’s what matters~

Now, One Piece is sort of like my literary idol so this is hard. If there is anything I don’t like about it, though, is his usage of women in certain scenarios. I’m not talking about the way he draws them - because he’s already explained himself as to why so I’ve made my peace with it - but how mothers are used in the series. Dead, killed, withholds her baby for 20 months then dies, and the list goes on and on. 

I mean… Dragon is no model father but at least he’s around in the universe!

Even Sanji’s mom is dead, and someone theorised that she was the great hero who challenged Germa once long ago!?

It’s a woman in the refrigerator scenario every arc and as much as I love Nami’s screentime and how both her and Robin are vital in Luffy’s quest more than any other crew member…it sticks in my craw more often than not how moms are treated in One Piece.

anonymous asked:

as quick as you can: top 5 mutuals and why - then put this in someone else's inbox anonymously to spread the love! ❤

@bbhgrl  @liqgloss @taeminsbaby  @virgochen (the greatest exom stan on this planet perhaps!?!?!?) @91line @1aemin (the last two u guys are like a package deal cant have one without the other u guys r funny) and the others i love your blogs and u so much except erina fuck you💝💕❣

ashton would be the guy to bring his child on the first date bc they’re a package deal and if the person he’s dating won’t accept that right off, he couldn’t date them. so you’ve known his son since the beginning and you’re always teasing ashton about how you only date him so you can see his son but really you love them both so much. and so one day you’re heading to ashton’s for lunch and his son opens the door bc ashton was expecting you so he didn’t mind and his son would call out “mommy’s here!!” and ashton would rush to the door expecting to see his ex-wife who abandoned the two and he’s panicking bc she can’t be here. so many bad things can come out of meeting her again, but he only sees you standing in the doorway with your mouth hanging open and your cheeks flushed and his son has already run off again to play with his toys. “i’m sorry about that,” ashton would say scratching the back of his neck nervously. “i don’t want you to be uncomfortable; i’ll talk to him about it.” and he’s just not sure how to handle it other than by apologizing but you’re really just shocked and you start to smile and reassure ashton “it’s okay, ash. i’d love to be his mommy.” and ashton would smile too bc you’re just everything he wants for him and his son.

single daddy!ashton for the beautiful fightingirwin

open || to females and non-binary
connections: their boyfriends are best friends and they start cheating on their boyfriends with each other bc i’m gay trash

At first, the two of them had been connected merely be circumstance. Their boyfriends had known each other practically since birth; a package deal, if you will. Katrina didn’t really mind all that much. She’d never been the kind of girl who demanded anyone’s attention. She wasn’t the kind of girl that needed or wanted to be the center of anyone’s universe. Over the past year, the two girlfriends had become rather close. It was bound to happen, considering they saw each other so much. But it had quickly become a highlight of Katrina’s day. And now here they were, hanging out at Katrina’s boyfriend’s house, while the guys played video games, and the girls sat and talked. “Hey, listen – um, you know, we don’t have to just hang out when they’re around,” Katrina started, her heart beating out of her chest. She really shouldn’t have been so nervous. “Maybe we can do something…without them. Like, you can spend the night, o-or something.”

anonymous asked:

Remember a while back you got an anon about you and Feliks being like, a package deal? Dude, bud, YOU AND FELIKS ARE RANSOM AND HOLSTER. DUUUUUUUUUUUUDE. You guys are the package deal bros we need in our lives!!!!. 'Swawesome!

i mean,, we r two trans white guys who have -3 strength but sure

@unchillnursey

hi fam !! so i’m really excited to announce this super cool project i’ve been working on. it has to do with degrassi: next class season 3 !! this is a bit of a trial run for things to come, and i hope it can be beneficial to you guys, and i hope to do similar things in the future

i am going to be offering packs of base icons for the entirety of season 3 of degrassi: next class on netflix, both as individual packs (which will be 1 cent per icon - rounded down to the closest twenty five cents, meaning that if you want a pack that contains 190 icons, you’d pay $1.75 for it), and as an entire package deal, which will be only $20 despite it being a $64 value if you were to buy all of the icon packs separately - and a total of over 6,200 icons ! 

mediafire links will be personalized so i can tell if you’re redistributing the links, so please refrain. i can also edit the icons for you at a discounted price (to be discussed - rates will vary dependent on pack size) or you can just edit them yourself for personal use only !! 

individual pack prices and icon counts are below the cut. if you’re interested, contact me. if you are NOT interested but would like to help spread the word through the rpc, please hit reblog - it only takes two seconds !!

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anonymous asked:

Caezloli Modern AU: Caez and Oli just recently starting talking about dating when they both discover they have a mutual secret crush on that one tall musician guy who looks like he could be a model if he tried really hard, but loses his temper too much and is the son of Oli's boss (they both make a bet to see who can get him to agree to a date first and the loser has to be the one to break the news to Kylo that they might be a package deal ;)

I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCK YES. 
Oli’s already prepares a speach to break the news because he’s like “I’m gonna lose, caez is prettier. ffuuuuck.” One day he deside to take his courage a bit and walks up to kylo to finally ask him out and he actually gets a date. for a moment he’s read and he’s really surprised.
Oli’s like “hold on gotta call caez- YO YOU FUCKING LOST!! ye.. mhm- do you want my memo card? hey- stop laughing! YES I MADE A MEMO CARD! NO YOU CAN’T HAVE IT YOU’RE MAKING FUN OF ME.. yes- gotta go.. I have a date you know.” Hangs up like “sorry for this” 

More Hockey Blogs

Hey guys so I need more Hockey blogs to follow so I’d really appreciate it if you’d give this a reblog especially if you post (reblog) the following:

  • Pittsburgh Penguins
  • Washington Capitals 
  • Sidney Crosby
  • Evgeni Malkin
  • Alexander Ovechkin
  • Nicklas Backstrom
  • Mike Richards & Jeff Carter (they’re a package deal c’mon)
  • Claude Giroux
  • Jonathan Toews
  • Max Domi
  • The ships (I’m a sucker for bromances so I ship mostly all of them)

I’m not limited to the above mentioned, even if you don’t post about them I’d still appreciate a reblog so I can check your blog out. This is a side blog so I’ll follow as @caught-offside. :)

The Signs As Bill Nye Quotes
  • Aries: "The natural world is a package deal; you don't get to select which facts you like and which you don't."
  • Taurus: "There's nothing I believe in more strongly than getting young people interested in science and engineering, for a better tomorrow, for all humankind."
  • Gemini: “I often reflect on what an extraordinary time (pun intended) it is to be alive here in the beginning of the twenty-first century. It took life billions of years to get to this point. It took humans thousands of years to piece together a meaningful understanding of our cosmos, our planet and ourselves. Think how fortunate we are to know this much. But think also of all that’s yet to be discovered. Here’s hoping the deep answers to the deep questions—from the nature of consciousness to the origin of life—will be found in not too much more time.”
  • Cancer: “The naysayers are not only casting doubt on science and nonbelievers; they are also ignoring the billions of non-conflicted believers around the world, dismissing their views as unworthy.”
  • Leo: “That living things change from generation to generation through a process that Charles Darwin and Alfred Wallace called natural selection or descent with modification—those are true things. Those are facts. And tectonic plates move. That’s a fact. And the world is getting warmer because of humans. That’s a fact.”
  • Virgo: “Science is the key to our future, and if you don’t believe in science, then you’re holding everybody back. And it’s fine if you as an adult want to run around pretending or claiming that you don’t believe in evolution, but if we educate a generation of people who don’t believe in science, that’s a recipe for disaster. We talk about the Internet. That comes from science. Weather forecasting. That comes from science. The main idea in all of biology is evolution. To not teach it to our young people is wrong.”
  • Libra: “To leave the world better than you found it, sometimes you have to pick up other people’s trash.”
  • Scorpio: "The information you get from social media is not a substitute for academic discipline at all."
  • Sagittarius: "Science is the best idea humans have ever had. The more people who embrace that idea, the better."
  • Capricorn: “To have a generation of science students brought up without awareness of climate change is just a formula for disaster. Everybody kind of knows this.”
  • Aquarius: "We are a result of evolution, and therefore so are our creations—both the not-so-good and very good. It’s glorious.”
  • Pisces: "The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it."