Gay Latin teachers (it’s a thing I’ve had four) should be called homersexuals

Wait why do u think the vday video is real I have never seen it

because i have seen it and there’s nothing about what phil says that could make me think it was all scripted.

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even mute link doesn’t have much trouble getting his thoughts across~

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Minseok’s daily routine.
Bonus;

holy fUck. when you search up ‘wubba lubba dub dub’ on google it fucking says, ‘did you mean: i am in great pain please help me’… im loosing my shit

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in other news, my favorite voltron trope continues to be voltron lions showing up as actual lions (x) (x)

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~welcome to the fashion zone~ part 1

THB + a couple lups

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…is fun. And wacky. And dangerous. Especially dangerous.

(I don’t even know where this came from, but I just thought that WIlford would be the only guy who would straight up insult Dark in the face lol. And so, why not? Here you go! Hope you all like it :D)

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The first time I hear Candy Cadet speak I thought it sounds like how a Wilf+Google fusion would so here he is.

He likes sweets and homicide.

me after spending 3 hours googling about invoices

Shit! Maybe I

…the book Pidge uses to study in the flashback confuses me a lot. First of all, the two pages are exactly the same:

Second of all, the math is wrong?? ????

₀∫ 1cos(x) dx = sin - 2x      ?? ?!??!? NONONONONO

₀∫ 1cos(x) dx = ₀[sin(x)] = sin(2π) - sin(0) = 0 - 0 = 0      yes,,,

And then this thing:

WP = √(sin²(θ))      = (sin²(θ))½ = sin(θ)

Which. What the fuck. Assuming we’re looking at physics equations here and that W = work and P = power, the formula should look like this: P = W/t. Simple. The angle is throwing me for a loop, if W & P stand for what they usually stand for it doesn’t matter.

As for the sketch at the end, I’m not even sure what it’s supposed to show…

Me @ dreamworks:

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We gotta get away from here

buck do you have plans for thanksgiving?

yeah, i have a plan. well, it’s technically more of a scheme, i guess. and you guys have to swear not to tell…anyone with common sense, really.

i’m gonna make a Trashcan Turkey.

what is a Trashcan Turkey, you ask? let me enlighten you to possibly the most brilliant, terrible, wonderful bird-cooking method i have not yet tried. i’ve talked clint and johnny storm into helping me with this, it’s gonna be a disaster.

(this is not to be confused with the Dumpster Bird incident, where sam and clint both wound up in the same dumpster, and then hulk thew the whole thing at an evil giant crab, not knowing they were inside. but don’t worry, they were fine. eventually.)

anyway, a Trashcan Turkey is exactly what it sounds like: a turkey cooked inside a trash can. you take a long, sturdy wooden stake and drive it into the ground (or better yet, take some rebar and weld a crossbeam so the turkey can’t slide down) and then cover the stake and the surrounding ground in tin foil. if you wanna catch the turkey drippings, you can put a bundt cake pan on the ground with the stake in the center. then you mount the turkey on the stake, all seasoned however you like.

then you take a new–and that part’s key–NEW metal trash can and put it top-down over the turkey.

and then you light a bunch of charcoal on fire.

you heap the burning charcoal around the base of the trash can and put more burning charcoal on top. i’d recommend a shovel for that job, if you don’t have a fireproof metal hand or a really flammable inflammable dude to just grab them directly. thanks, johnny.

then you keep it all burning for awhile. i’ve been told that the formula is 1 hour for a 10 pound turkey, plus ten minutes per additional pound.

when the time’s up, you remove the coals and the trash can. that part can be a little dangerous, because everything’s very hot, but again: fireproof friends/hands.

you should have, at that point, a perfectly cooked Trashcan Turkey.

i’m sure why you can see why this is appealing to me. there’s fire, food, potential for disaster–it’s all the most important parts of life combined in one family holiday event.

there’s no way this goes well.

it’s gonna be awesome.

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Jaehyun being too shy to speak in Satoori

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new murder sports anime staring the cold one, the rabid one, and oh sangwoo
really dark stuff but i hope you guys like it anyway lol

oh man I love procrastinating on school work

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Technicalities

Google’s learning how to properly joke, and he’s the type to explain why it’s funny. Dark, well.

(My teacher was like this, it was freaking weird as hell XD But here you go! Hope y’all like it!)