When son’s birthday starts off badly:
Husband: *nearly crying* I just want him to have a good birthday.
Me: He’ll be fine. We already celebrated his birthday when your parents were here. He got cake and presents and he had a good time.
Husband: But still…
Me: Don’t worry about it. Birthdays aren’t that big of a deal. I never celebrated my birthday.
Husband: Yeah, and look how fucked up you are.
Me: …………You’re a dick.
lol seriously though. We already had a celebration for him. The kid doesn’t need two celebrations. It’s just gonna confuse him. This is why I was against celebrating his birthday early but noooo, no one listens to me. Now he’s gonna think that he gets two birthday parties every year.