are you getting cake this year

When son’s birthday starts off badly:

Husband
: *nearly crying* I just want him to have a good birthday.

Me
: He’ll be fine. We already celebrated his birthday when your parents were here. He got cake and presents and he had a good time.

Husband: But still…

Me: Don’t worry about it. Birthdays aren’t that big of a deal. I never celebrated my birthday.

Husband: Yeah, and look how fucked up you are.

Me: …………You’re a dick.

lol seriously though. We already had a celebration for him. The kid doesn’t need two celebrations. It’s just gonna confuse him. This is why I was against celebrating his birthday early but noooo, no one listens to me. Now he’s gonna think that he gets two birthday parties every year.

bisexuals-r-us  asked:

Malec and birthday

“I just don’t get it,” Alec says, beginning to get a little angry. “You know my birthday, and you refuse to tell me yours. It’s not fair.”

Magnus shrugs, takes a drink from his martini. “I’m over 400 years old Alexander, my birthday doesn’t matter.”

Alec does not stomp his feet because he is not a child having a tantrum. “It matters to me. I don’t get why you won’t tell me. I want to know. I want to be able to celebrate with you like we celebrate mine.”

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shit that actually happens in pokemon:

  • a giant castle rises from the ground around the main government building. this is basically peta’s fault.
  • you ride a dragon-god into space to fight a meteor alien. this is plan b. plan a was to send the meteor alien to another dimension.
  • one guy tries to get rid of the oceans. one tries to get rid of dry land. What Happens Next Will Shock You.
  • a dude jumps straight out of the water onto an evil pirate ship, lowers the gangplank, then swims off to let a teenager deal with it.
  • there is a 1/3 chance that a runaway 11-year-old yakuza/mafia prince broke into a laboratory to steal an adorable plant creature.
  • you can buy a useless fish for several thousand yen from a shady salesman. this is actually a very good investment.
  • the devil, the god of death and the bringer of eternal nightmares all really really really like cake.
  • the space cultists would have won if dragon lucifer hadn’t showed up.
  • god is a goat, and if you take it to the right place, it will make you a baby god.
  • the most powerful trainer in the world (a 14-year-old with a pet rat) went up a frozen mountain for no apparent reason. he only comes down after you beat up his rat. this is absurdly difficult.
  • the effective ruler of the unova region is a magical catgirl space princess with a bunch of pet dragons. 
  • there’s a nine foot tall guy wandering around. his height is the least interesting thing about him. and his best friend is a flower fairy.
Flower Ask
  • DAISY: How old were you when you had your first kiss?
  • CARNATION: If I handed you a concert ticket right now, who would you want to be the performer?
  • JASMINE: What color looks best on you?
  • FOXGLOVE: Name three facts about your family?
  • ALLIUM: What’s the best thing you can cook?
  • ORANGE BLOSSOM: If you could pick the gender and appearance of your child, would you?
  • CALLA LILY: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?
  • POINSETTIA: Favorite holiday dish?
  • OXLIP: Would you ever get into a long distance relationship?
  • PRIMROSE: Favorite kind of soup?
  • DAFFODIL: What’s the most thoughtful present you’ve ever received?
  • ROSE: Are you currently in love with someone?
  • AMSONIA: Would you ever become a vegan?
  • PEONY: What’s your favorite hot beverage?
  • TULIP: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?
  • MYRTLE: Do you like going on airplanes?
  • HIBISCUS: Did you ever play an instrument? If so what?
  • ZINNIA: Who was your best friend when you were six years old?
  • POPPY: What color was your childhood home?
  • HYDRANGEA: Starbucks order?
  • VIOLET: Do you like where you’re from?
  • LOCUST: What was your favorite book as a child?
  • RHODODENDRON: What’s the scariest dream you’ve ever had?
  • QUEEN ANNE’S LACE: Would you rather carve pumpkins or wrap presents?
  • MAGNOLIA: Favorite kind of candy?
  • ASTER: Would you rather be cold or hot?
  • MARIGOLD: Do you listen to what’s on the radio?
  • HELICONIA: Do you like when it rains?
  • AZALEA: What’s a movie you cried while watching?
  • DANDELION: Do you think you’re important?
Mystic Messenger Christmas Greetings

Zen

  • You thought I was Santa because of my hair? Excuse me, have you ever seen a Santa this handsome?
  • If I put ribbon around my neck, wouldn’t that make the best Christmas present?
  • There’s something I want. And that’s…you ~


Yoosung

  • Santa, I won’t wish for anything big. Just give me good grades! 
  • Merry Christmas! Want to decorate the tree together? I’ll let you put the star on top!
  • I baked a cake for Christmas! Next year, I’ll make something even more grand for you ~

Jaehee

  • Merry Christmas! I hope your day is filled with blessings.
  • As a Christmas present to myself, I ordered Zen’s DVD.
  • Some say that Christmas is a holiday for couples. In that case, I will lock myself in at home.

Jumin

  • People say that Christmas is a day for couples. Then, it is a day for you and me.
  • What do you want? Make a list. I’ll get you everything.
  • Were you naughty or nice to me? Will you answer me yourself?

Seven

  • HO HO HO! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • Tonight, I’m going to hang up giant stocking big enough to fit a sports car ~
  • What is Santa’s true identity? He may be a secret agent for a special organization, you never know!

V

  • I’m going to play Santa to all the members. Although Luciel and Yoosung’s wishes are probably going to be ridiculous.
  • What would be the best gift for Rika? I want to see her bright smile.
  • How many years has it been, celebrating Christmas with Rika? I’m happy that we get to spend it together every year.

Rika

  • Merry Christmas! I hope you have a heart-pounding day!
  • When I see how happy everyone is, it makes me happy too. I wish the RFA threw parties like that.
  • V takes care of everyone but himself. I’ll take care of his present!

Unknown

  • I’m a nice kid, so Santa is sure to visit me. What? You think I’m naughty?
  • You’re unhappy, but pretending that you’re happy…I can tell.
  • I want something a little scary…Would you give it to me?

sometimes i genuinely worry about the people who didnt find bandom until a couple of years ago?? like are you finding all the content you need to see?? have you seen gerard way pop out of a birthday cake on mtv?? did you see fall out boys wind power commercial??? did you see andy throw water over an interviewer??? did you see that episode of mtv cribs where halfway through patrick just rocks up with petes mum carrying all her groceries?? are you getting everything you need?? let me guide you

If Hufflepuff tried to get Slytherin in on a new year's resolution...
  • Hufflepuff: You need to start worrying about your own body. When's the last time you had a carrot?
  • Slytherin: Well, it's my least favorite type of cake, so rarely. If I absolutely have to I'll just eat the frosting.
We did it!!

( The excited Peridot above was drawn by Castypha, one of our contributing artist’s!)

We did it, and it was great! On Tuesday, at 12am, we closed out with approximately 251 Pre-Orders! Whabamo-Kapowie!, completely obliterating my original expectations! The excitement for this project is truly inspiring, and now, we can move full speed ahead into the compiling + printing physical copies process! :D Thank you all, without your support, this Peri-Zine wouldn’t have been possible! I’ll for sure be posting a picture of the Zine’s when they arrive, and plan to begin shipping shortly thereafter throughout December & Early January at the latest! (I’ll try and get the majority out before Christmastime, but please bear in mind that international shipping may take longer, as this is a busy time of year for the postal service!) And, Wow, Thanks! :3c

-Cake

Terajima’s birthday drawings for Miyuki!!!

2015:

When he’s so happy that he can’t stop talking. -Terajima

Miyuki’s birthday when he was a 3rd year in elementary school.

Miyuki: What the hell were you thinking leaving the presents and the cake so obviously on the table! I found them just as soon as I came back home! Also, this chocolate cake, we both don’t really like it, do we? Have you forgotten that we couldn’t eat it up last year? And this isn’t the glove I wanted, so I’m gonna go return it and get another one! I wanted a catcher’s glove!!!

Miyuki’s dad: Can I drink my beer…


2016:

The day he got his first catcher’s glove. -Terajima

11/17 Miyuki’s birthday when he was a 1st year at junior high school.

Miyuki’s dad: Heey, what’s with the cake? Won’t you eat it?

Bonus:

And now. -Terajima

Koushuu: What? Birthday…? Does he have a birthday…?

Eijun: That’s a problematical statement, wolf boy!! What have you been thinking our captain is!??

the cringemas charity livestream saved my life and here is why

  • ‘here’s our first guest, markiplier. no, you’re not mark- yeah’ [jack walks onscreen]
  • is felix racist? donate to the charity to find out
  • jack getting a christmas tree shape waxed into his leg
  • jack slapping felix’s ass and then ‘i’ve been kissing felix’s ass for years, might as well do it physically’
  • jack singing
  • cryaotic reading pewdiecry fanfic with felix for 5 minutes and then leaving
  • ‘shut the fuck up. it’s cooking time’
  • mark and jack nominating septiplier for the cringiest fandom
  • ‘i’ve always wanted to see you fist a cake’
  • mark doing an interpretive dance in an inflatable snowman costume
  • pj: ‘watch out for this bag of trash’ jack: ‘who, mark?’
  • jack doing both of mark’s laughs
  • ‘the stuff in this fell out somewhere. i dunno where it went.’ [camera zooms in on the piece of paper behind jack’s feet]
  • jack doing a little irish jig and kicking felix in the knees on purpose and them getting into a mock tussle
  • the kisses
Dallas Winston Birthday Headcanons

- Nobody knew Dally`s birthday for a long time because he kept demanding it wasn`t important and to “shut the fuck up ‘bout it.” 

- He`s a brownie man not a cake man what can I say

- Johnny always gives him his gift in private so it`s more special 

- Tim gets (steals) him really expensive alcohol and Dally drinks it with Pride™

- Dally lowkey misses Coney Island, he use to spend his birthday there every year in New York 

-  He`s that one friend that INSISTS celebrating is pointless because it just means you`re getting older

- Makes unsympathetic comments like “Ya call this a gift?” but secretly highly appreciates it

The Signs as Shit Neil Josten Has Probably Said
  • Aries: I may have two broken legs and a dislocated shoulder, but I can still take you!
  • Taurus: I've had the same three types of protein shakes as dinner for the past year, I'm not about to change it now Matt! I don't care if it's blueberry flavored!
  • Gemini: You will not believe the shit I see on my runs. Apparently no one is aware that public spaces are public.
  • Cancer: Healthy sleeping habits are for the weak. Now pass me the ball.
  • Leo: Only one will survive tonight. (Allison: Just pick a cake, Neil!)
  • Virgo: Jack, we did not get from the last place to first in one year by practicing less than 36 hours per day.
  • Libra: I'm sorry that I punched him in the left eye. I will get on to punching his right in just a second.
  • Scorpio: So Aaron opened my secret box with my favorite cupcake flavors. How dare he! (Dan: Why was that a secret?) Why wouldn't it be?
  • Sagittarius: I'm guessing Nicky didn't want my collection of fake passports for his birthday.
  • Capricorn: What do you mean I'm dependent on Andrew to function in a normal life? He only pays my bills, buys me phones, provides me with Wi-Fi...oh I see what you're saying.
  • Aquarius: I will paint my entire house orange if I want. Viva les Foxes!
  • Pisces: Of course I won't judge you. It's not your fault that you're blind with 20/20 vision and can't see the goal.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @alexloehr !! ヾ(〃^∇^)ノ♪

NILSA MY ANGEL thank you so much for always being so kind to me, you are a wonderful friend and always manage to make me feel better whenever I have a bad day! I LOVE YOUUUUU !! (´▽`ʃƪ)♡

Things The Sherlock Fandom Can Agree on Right Now

[spoilers for s4 obviously]

- John was chained to the floor?? but he got out?? with a fucking rope?? how??

- The “five years ago” played with our hearts™

- ghost mary is the best mary

- mrs. hudson is literally a fuckboy but the best kind

- TFP left us all emotionally drained whether you liked the ending or not

- molly deserved better

- mycroft and greg had a conversation so mystrade is canon™ get the fucking wedding cake ready

- the parentlock scene is the best scene

- 3 garridebs could’ve been soooooo much better

- it doesn’t matter if it was eurus john is still a little bitch for flirting

- glass reflects?? @ sherlock ur a consulting detective m8 cmon get ur shit together

- sending death threats to the writers is not cool regardless of what you thought of the finale

- mycroft being attacked by clowns and little manequinn girls was the most terrifying 7 minutes of the whole fuckin episode

- we all laughed a bit at john’s guttural noise when mary died but immediately started crying admit it

- there is no WAY IN HEAVEN OR HELL mary jumped in front of that bullet in .00000001 seconds

- the hug™ has magical healing powers

- we all need 5 mins of unsupervised conversation with Moriarty ;):):;):):)

- we need season 5

this is just based off topics i’ve seen being commonly discussed throughout the last 3 weeks, but obviously i could be missing some or be wrong. feel free to add more to my list or let me know if one doesn’t sound right!

Kurojitsuji Characters development
  • Sebastian: Young Master. Here is your sweet and warm milk with honey. Please enjoy !
  • Ciel: Gramps Tanaka says that i shouldn’t have too many honey or I will get cavities.
  • Sebastian: Oh i see. Then Just for tonight.
  • Ciel: All right.
  • * 3 years later*
  • Ciel: Sebastian! My cake madafaka
  • Sebastian: Fruits and vegetables first, you little shit!
  • Ciel: go to hell
  • Sebastian: I’m hell
Things to do for Imbolc
  • Take a white candle an inscribe it with a bind-rune or sigil symbolizing new beginnings. Then sit quietly with it and watch it slowly burn down, while meditating and visualizing everything that you want 2015 to be, what you want to accomplish, lessons you want to learn, and make peace with the year that has just passed. Invite the light back in. 
  • Bake some bread! Plaited loaves are fairly traditional for this time of year, but baking any cake or bread is a good way to start the new season.
  • Make a Brigid’s cross. You can create these from rope, string, corn or stiff grass stems, and once you get the hang of them they’re fairly easy to create. Hang them up in a doorway to welcome the fresh new energies of spring into your home. 
  • Spring clean! Clean everything as much as you can, from top to bottom, and collect anything that you don’t want anymore and give it away to charity. Sprinkle some banishing powder around your floor and as you sweep up that and the dirt imagine all the negativity and toxic energies from the previous year behind swept away to be replaced with good vibes. Be sure to dispose of the sweepings outside your home, rather than in an indoor bin. You want to remove them completely!
  • Acquire a white length of ribbon and on the eve of Imbolc tie it up somewhere outside your home, for example on your front door handle or on a tree branch if you have any trees in your garden. The legend goes that Brigid will visit your home and bless the ribbon, making it grow longer! Be sure to measure its length before and after you bring it inside to check if you’ve been blessed! You can then tie it around your Brigid’s cross or make something with it. Just be sure to display it somewhere in your home to bring you the luck of the Goddess. 
  • Make a list of things you want to achieve in 2015, and read them aloud. The Universe is listening and will help you to achieve them. 
  • Make an Imbolc alter to honour the festival and the Goddess Brigid. You can decorate your alter with whatever you deem to be spring-like; candles, snowdrops, herbs, white ribbons and bread offerings are all fairly traditional. 
  • Make an Imbolc lunch/dinner. Invite everyone you love around and cook something special. Traditional springtime dishes include potato and leek soup, curd cheese, lamb stew, eggs, crescent cakes, soda bread, roast lamb, oat cakes and homemade bread. 

Have a safe and blessed Imbolc everyone!

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                 Happy belated Birthday to my homie from the hood @sailor-mochi!!

This drawing is my own way of celebrating your birthday with you this year! I’m truly blessed to have someone as kind and understanding as you! It’s always a nice day or night when it comes to sharing my silly little rants, stupid tweets, deep subjected topics and even all the way to our sponge bob nights of jokes and puns! I hope you had lots of fun on your special day and cheers to many more to come!
         We gotta reach a certain age point together to get that certain cake we want, ‘kay!
                                                Happy aging homie!