It had almost escaped my notice that it is now May, the month that dooms to a heartbroken death 99% of characters from folk ballads. So, if you suspect you may be a character from a folk ballad, for your own safety:
don’t fall in love, don’t go by the river, don’t go to the sea, don’t talk to sailors, don’t gamble, don’t ramble, don’t go North, don’t go North-West, don’t stand in the wind, don’t dance with anyone named Sally, Sue, Mary, Ann, or Barbara, don’t go to the pub (but if you do go to the pub at least don’t drink, and if you do drink at least pay for your own drink, and if you are absolutely broke and have to let someone else pay for your drink then at the very least do try not to forget to toast everyone you know whom you think might be there very loudly and possibly multiple times), don’t lend money, don’t borrow money, don’t wish you had more money, don’t make plans to make more money, don’t start working for a new employer, absolutely do believe anyone who says they will try to kill you, curse you, or maim you, absolutely do believe anyone who says you might die, turn down every invitation to go a-hunting, horse-riding, or a-courting, be wary of flute players you meet on your path, don’t dance with satanic men in black coats, don’t marry off your daughters to the first man who’ll have them, and don’t promise your true love any herbs you can’t readily plant and gather in your own garden.
There. That should just about cover you for 31 days. Heed the warnings and you may have a chance to last the month. Good luck.
1. Be yourself. Live authentically. To quote Dr. Suess, “There is no one alive that is you’er than you.” Don’t try to be someone you’re not to impress people. You will always be happiest when you are being your true self.
2. Contribute to the world in any way that you can. Maybe for you that’s picking up garbage on your way home from work, or giving money to a homeless person on the street, but you will become a more positive person if you are giving back.
3. Be grateful. Acknowledge how fortunate you are and be thankful that you have simple things like heating, food, and shelter. If you are grateful you will always be able to think more positively.
4. Be optimistic. So maybe you missed your 10:30 showing of Beauty And The Beast, are there later showings? Can you plan a rain check? Wouldn’t coffee be nice instead?
5. Surround yourself with positive people. Odds are, if you spend your time with negative people you’ll become more negative. When we are around positive people we become more positive ourselves.
6. Don’t be discouraged. You will never fail until you stop trying!
7. Be a realist. Everyone has their bad days, everyone. Lest, I remind you that Walt Disney, J.K. Rowling, and Steven Spielberg, were all rejected before they ever succeeded.
8. Be like Elsa and let it go. Okay so Elsa may not have been the most positive person at first, but by the end of the movie she learned to make a positive out of what was once a negative situation! Don’t hold on to anger, fear, or hurt. Keep moving forward and forgive others and yourself.
9. Help someone else. It’s so easy to make someone’s entire day. Compliment someone’s new clothes or hair cut, hold doors open for people, smile at strangers and share inspirational quotes with friends. You will feel so much happier and positive if you make someone else feel that way.
10. Kick fear to the curb. Stop letting “what if’s” control your life. Be brave and trying something new, or do something that might scare you. Doing something is always better than doing nothing; you might just surprise yourself!
11. Stop and smell the roses. Appreciate everything around you: sights, smells, music. When we don’t take time to breathe we become stressed.
12. Put down those chips. Junk food might make you feel good for a moment but it will only make you feel unhappy down the road. Swap a milkshake for a smoothie, Soda for a glass of water or a cup of green tea, ice cream for a fruit bowl and so on. We can actually eat a lot more raw foods than processed foods without gaining weight or feeling bloated.
13. Get out there. Make plans! Stop scrolling through instagram and snap stories feeling bad about yourself because it’s a Friday night and you’re at home. It’s always nice to stay in every now and then but it’s also enjoyable to get out into the world and socialize.
14. Get your beauty sleep. 7 hours minimum to function and 8 ideally. It’s impossible to be positive when you’re cranky from not getting enough z’s.
15. Exercise. Find the exercise for you. Maybe it’s swimming, hiking, cycling, yoga, dance, or basketball. Working out will make you feel powerful, happy, and accomplished.
16. Don’t compare yourself to others. Other people’s beauty does not take away from your own. Yes, Sarah from math class has a really nice smile…but have you seen yours? Wow.
17. Accept yourself. Change what you can change and love what you can’t.
18. Don’t sweat the small stuff. Take yourself out of the situation. Is this really a big deal? Will it affect you tomorrow? What about next week? Next month?
19. Be empathetic. Your friend just cancelled your plans for the evening because he is feeling too anxious. What can you say to show him that you’re accepting of his situation? Can you offer up an alternative plan? People want to spend time with people who are kind and accepting of them.
20. Accept that life isn’t linear. There are always going to be ups and downs and that is absolutely normal! You just have to ride the wave instead of letting yourself drown.
My lovely wifey, I'm miserable. Do you have any of your wonderful art to show me? Love you!
This is all I have for now, (because the rest is unintelligible), I am trash, I’ll try to draw more and upload them in this same post, but only the skeleton, or it would take too long. I HOPE YOU GET BETTER SOON!!! I ADORE YOU
Summary: This is pure, multi-orgasmic porn with Dean. Enjoy.
Warning: smut, overstimulation (sort of)
Word Count: 1600ish
A/N: Just felt like writing some Dean porn. No plot here, lol. XOXO
Dean’s moving at just the right pace.
It’s the ‘you aren’t quite at the orgasm yet, but this will get you there soon’ pace. The slow and steady pace that’s more about going deep and hitting all the right spots that being hard or wild. The pace that makes you shake and sweat like your body is totally under Dean’s control now.
Warnings: Smut, oral (male and female receiving), insecure reader, language
A/N: Thank you so much for reading. This is the first part of what I hope is a lengthy and smutty series. Any feedback is always appreciated. This is also for @emilywritesaboutdean and @wheresthekillswitch ‘s Do It Like TFW Challenge (The gif is near the bottom)
A thank you to my beta @ayeronda for betaing at an ungodly hour and being so wonderful.
It’s been a long ass day and an even longer hunt. You were more than happy to be sitting on Dean’s bed in the boys’ motel room, sipping on your second, or maybe it is the third beer. And that was just here, it wasn’t counting the four or five shots you had had down at the bar. So now you were here and Sam was riding Dean hard about his strikeout at the bar.
“Dude, you were never going home with her.”
“She doesn’t know what she’s missing out on.”
You can’t help but chuckle, “What? Two whole minutes?”
me: my desperation for approval grew before any kind of actual personality emerged so my entire existence is just a continuous sequence of disingenuous personas projected onto a mannequin–so to speak. i do not have any kind of genuine personality.
new therapist: but like…………… what are you like, normally………
me, having to start from square fucking one yet again: sad, i guess.
started out innocent, little dares here and there to entertain each
other. From a young age, you and Jungkook would give each other
challenges, in order to see who was the bravest. But things get a little
less innocent when your best friend dares you to give him a lap dance
for his birthday.
A/N : “Nae mameul jeoksyeojwo bi naeryeojwo
memareuji anhge apeuji anhge.”, lyrics from Wet by JooYoung, translated in “Wet my heart, make it rain. So it won’t dry, so it won’t hurt.” Feedback or a request, everything is here ! I didn’t proof read.
The music was still buzzing in your ears, a thin layer of sweat on your forehead from all the dancing, all you wanted to do was to get rid of all your makeup and your dress.
Jungkook signed beside you, he was still amazed by the party and all you organised for his day. Even though he was tired, he had told you he wanted to spend the entire night awake, even if he had to sleep for a whole week after.
“Jungkook, can we go to sleep ?”, you whined, taking your shoes off. A wave of relief taking over your body when your bare foot touched the floor.
“What ? No !”, he said, smacking your shoudler. He bent down to take your shoes.
“But I’m so tired.”, you whined, your finger touching the tip of his nose to get his attention. “Hey, Y/N, it’s my birthday, we do what I want to do.”, he playfully said, getting up.
You sighed, trying to act annoyed even though Jungkook could see a clear smile on your face. Your best friend walked towards his bedroom, leaving the lights off in his apartment, and you followed him, curious to know what he had planned for his birthday night.
The apartment was left silente as the two of you started to get comfortable. Jungkook’s place was like a second home to you, and when you stayed to sleep, it was like you lived together, having a specific routine.
The routine included borrowing one of his shirt and his bathroom to take your makeup off while he waited or prepared what he wanted to do.
You quickly got rid of the tight fabric hugging your body, before taking your makeup off. Carefully rubbing your eye makeup, you sighed when you saw that all you makeup up was gone.
Walking out of his bathroom, you catched your best friend’s attention. He was sitting, still in his white button up and black jean, on his bed.
“You didn’t get changed ?”, you asked, sitting in front of him. “I’ll get changed after.”, he simply said. He threw his phone somewhere, his head falling in his hand, elbow resting on his knee.
“Thank you for the party.”, he breathed. You smiled, rolling your eyes. “That’s what best friends are for !”, you chuckled.
You streched, your arms above your head. It was a stressful day, the party was a surprise, and you were afraid that something would go wrong. But thankfully, everything was perfect. Jungkook was happy, and it’s all that mattered.
You started to lay down, Jungkook’s shirt riding up, revealing your underwear. Jungkook’s back leaned agaisnt the headboard, looking at you.
“So, do you have plans on what you want to do ?”, you asked, getting comfortable on his bed.
“I actually do.”, he said, raising an eyebrow.
And you knew this expression, by heart. Whenever Jungkook had an idea, a dare for you, he would raise his eyebrow, a malicious glint in his eyes. You and Jungkook would give each other dares since the beginning of your friendship, it’s started simple, but sometimes would get one of you in serious trouble. Like that time when Jungkook stole a lipstick, and almost got caught.
You two were really competitive, neither of you liked to lose. Both of you also hated admiting that you couldn’t do something, and Jungkook knew it.
“I’m all ears.”, you said, getting up on your elbow.
Jungkook sighed, getting up of his bed, “Nevermind, I don’t think you’ll be able to do it.”, he said. He back was facing you, and you knew he had his stupid little smirk on his face when you jumped up, “Excuse me ?”
He fully got up, rolling his sleeves, “I had an idea, but I think it’s too much for you. I’ll get my computer so we can watch a movie.”
Your mouth dropped, eyebrows raised. He knew how to push your buttons, but you couldn’t help it, grabbing his shirt before he could exit his bedroom. He turned around, trying to hide his obvious smile under a surprised look.
“Is it a dare ?”, you asked. He looked down at you, lightly biting his lips, nodding. “Bring it on.”, you said confident.
Jungkook chuckled, taking his desk chair, sitting in front of you. “I wanted to give you this dare last year, since it was my 18th birthday, but I wasn’t there and-”
“Okay Jungkook, just tell me.”, you said, playfully pushing the chair with your foot, but before you knew, Jungkook grabbed your ankle, bringing you closer to him.
The boy started to unbutton the top of his shirt, as you unconsciously pressed your thighs together.
“Give me a lapdance.”, he breathed.
And you stopped breathing for a second, looking at Jungkook’s devilish smile. So that’s what he wanted, you thought. On one hand, you didn’t know if it was better to refuse, and be the target of his jokes for a week or so. But on the other, you didn’t want to give him this satisfaction, you wanted to erase his smirk. And odly enough, the idea of giving him a lap dance didn’t repulse you, rather, you wanted him to moan and brag about it for weeks.
You snapped when he got up of his chair, he got caught off garde when you pushed him, hand flat on his torso. His smirk made its way back, streching his lips, his tongue on his canine tooth.
It’s just for the dare, that’s what you were repeating again and again, but you both knew that you wouldn’t do it if you didn’t want to. You placed your knees on each side of his hips, “At least give me some music.”, you whispered, as if you were afraid to talk.
Jungkook nodded, leaning forward to take his phone in his bed. His arm locked behind your back as he was also forcing you to lean backwards. His breath was ghosting over your hair, and somehow, his smirk was already fading.
He quickly unlocked his phone, his arm still around you, starting the music. The song started, and something immediatly changed in the air, you knew the song, the lyrics by heart and all the meaning behind it. Butterflies in your stomach, you started moving when you heard the voice of the singer. Your hips started slow movements over Jungkook’s crotch, your breath inching. You were focused on your best friend’s reaction, his eyes following your hips, lower lip caught between his teeth.
Your hands leaned on each side of Jungkook’s head, your head coming closer. Jungkook’s hand grabbed your hips, before you whispered, “I never said you were allowed to touch.”
He whined, fingers grabbing the arm rest. He was craving to feel your skin under his fingers tips, and guide your hips to move lower on his crotch. Unconsciously, you started humming the song, your lips dangerously close to his own.
Your hips started moving lower and lower, your closed heat lightly rubbing his jean. Your breath quicken as you slowly moved your hips back and forth. A smirk streching your lips when you saw Jungkook’s expression, digits still tightly grabbing the fabric of the chair, biting his lips, his eyes clouded with lust looking at you through his hair.
“How you feel about that ?”, you breathed, alongside the singer, before softly singing the beginning of the chorus, “Nae mameul jeoksyeojwo bi naeryeojwo memareuji anhge apeuji anhge.*”
Jungkook moaned, his chest falling and rising with every irregular breath. “Take it off.”, he asked, and he sounded wrecked. Continuing your movements, you grabbed his hands, placing them on your hips. You were expecting him to immidiatly take your shirt off, but his hands traveled under your shirt, feeling your skin and your following your movements. His fingers dragging along your side, making goosebumps rise, before he grabbed the end of the fabric.
The shirt was thrown somewhere on the floor, revealing your panties and bra. Jungkook’s hands went back on your hips, running up and down your sides. You were pressing your heat more and more on the obvious bulge forming underneath the boy’s jean, a shaky breath leaving his lips.
His arms locked behind your back, bringing you closer to his torso, his head dropping in the crook of your neck. His lips started leaving a trail of kisses on the side of your neck as the second song started. You paused to catch your breath, Jungkook’s head rising to look into your eyes at Jay Park’s first lines.
His hands forced you down, making you fully grind on him, a moan coming from your lips. One of his hand grabbed the back of your head, lips crashing on yours. His lips were soft, contrasting with how aggresively he was kissing you. His teeth captured your lower lip, tugging at it before letting it snap back. He wanted to beat you at your own game, his lips ghosting over your ear while he sang along, “What I wanna do yeah.”
Your body reacted, hips bucking, a broken moan tumbling from his lips. His hands grabbed the hem of your panties, making you more harder on him, “Just like that.”, he breathed.
Biting your lips, heart pounding, your shaky hands grabbed the buttons of his shirt, hastily opening them. You were craving to feel his skin against your palms, a shaky breath leaving your lips when Jungkook took the fabric off his shoulders.
The music was just a background noise, a blur, alongside everything that wasn’t Jungkook. Your hips were still moving, not following the song anymore, only following the moans of Jungkook, soon interrupted when his lips met yours again.
The song stopped, maybe another one started, but neither of you cared. Without breaking the kiss, Jungkook wrapped his arms in your back, getting up. You whined at the lost of friction, your hand tugging back your best friend’s fringe.
His head dropped back in the crook of your neck as the layed you down on his bed, teeth biting on your skin, making sure to leave a mark for you to remind for the days after.
The wetness between your legs was starting to feel uncomfortable but you punched the thought away, another part of you wanted to do something else. Jungkook was sucking on the skin of your collarbone, a moan escaping your lips, his body reacted, bucking his hips into yours with a groan.
All his torture and moans were making you dizzy, and you wanted him to feel as wrecked as you, your fingers quickly unbutonning his pants. Jungkook chuckled, his hand grabbing a jaw to make you look at him. “What are you doing ?”, he asked, clearly wanting to hear those filthy words coming out of your pretty mouth. You entered his game, looking at him dead in the eyes, “Let me suck you off.” He groaned, closing his eyes, before releasing your jaw.
He moved, letting you get up of the bed.
“Fuck, you’re such a good girl for me.”, he breathed, watching you drop on you, getting up on his feets to be in front of you. You whimpered, his words making your head spin, not helping your ruined panties.
You swiftly took off his pants, licking your lips at the sight. The tip was as red as his swollen lips, pre-cum leaking from it. Jungkook’s hand, wrapped around his base, pumping up and down.
His was looking at you through his fringe before his other hand pushed his hair back, lips parted. “Suck.”, he breathed.
Your hand wrapped around his base, as his grabbed your hair. Your lips wrapped around his tip, humming at he salty taste of his pre-cum. A moan tumbled from Jungkook’s lips, trying not to buck his hips. Coating his tip with saliva, sucking on it, you carefully watched as Jungkook threw his head back, his chest falling and rising at an irregular pace. His throat was exposed, revealing his Adam’s apple, bobbing up and down.
“Take all of it.”, he said through gritted teeth. You obliged, replacing your hand with your mouth. Breathing through your nose, you started bobbing your head up and down. You focused on Jungkook’s moans, filling the room.
Keeping your tongue flat against your best friend’s dick, you tried to relax your jaw as the boy’s hand left your hair to caress your cheek. His moans were growing louder as he was getting closer, accidently bucking his hips a few times.
You knew that he was getting closer to his high, and all you wanted to see was his face as he came, but he stopped you when you started moving your head faster.
“Stop, I don’t want to come now.”, he said, helping you get up.
He hand went back to your jaw, his lips crashing once again on yours. Both of you were fighting for dominance, before his hand cupped your closed heat, a gasp leaving your lips.
“Fuck, babygirl, you’re so wet.”, he groaned, tugging at you earlobe. You sighed, arms wrapping around his neck.
“Did I make you that wet ?”, he asked, digits tracing your closed folds.
You nodded, eyes closed, unable to talk.
“Words.”, he said, stopping his movements for a brief moments.
“Yes.”, you whimpered, legs trembling.
Jungkook chuckled, an arm supporting you. His lips ghosted over yours, and with a low voice, he asked. “You’re going to let me have my way, aren’t you ?”
You nodded, eyes as dark as his, before he continued, “Get on your hands and knees for me kitten.” And your breath got caught in your throat, skin burning, heat aching, you got on Jungkook’s bed. He didn’t move, watching in awe as you waited for him.
“Jungkook.”, you whined, getting his attention. He got behind you, hands grabbing your hips. “Yes babygirl ?”, he asked, playing with the hem of your panties.
“Do something.”, you begged, and you could hear the boy’s smirk as he spoke, “So impatient.”
His hands caressed your skin, before continuing, “You’ve been such a good girl for me, I guess I want make you beg for this time.”
Finally, he took your panties off, placing himself behind you, you could feel his dick rubbing between your folds.
“So, so wet.”, he whimpered to himself, looking down. You lost the feeling of his skin, hearing him open his drawer to get a condom.
Soon enough, his digits dugged back into the skin of your hips, sucking a breath he asked, “What do you want, say it and I’ll give it to you.”
“Fuck me.”, you said, bluntly, and that’s all he needed, pushing himself into you. You moaned at the feeling, craving to get your release. On the other hand, Jungkook kept his eyes closed, mind fogged with the feeling of your walls around him.
He started slowly, trying to contain himself, he hips rolling against yours. You needed more, backing against his hips, Jungkook groaned, his fingers probably leaving bruises on the soft skin of your hips.
He chuckled, breathlessly, “So earger.”
You only moaned, your hands giving up when the boy started slamming in and out. Moans filling the room, you had to grip something, taking a fist full of the sheets. You were moaning into the matress, trying to muffle them, but Jungkook wasn’t having it.
One of hand traveled up your back, fingertips tracing your arched spine, before grabbing your hair. Pulling you into him, his arm arm wrapped around your stomach, his head droppping in the crook of your neck.
“I want everyone to hear who’s making you feel so good.”, he groaned, his finger drawing fingers on your clint. Eyes closed, the feeling was overwhelming, taking over all your senses. Mouth agape, you couldn’t care less, letting the moans tumbling from your lips.
Jungkook was a mess, moaning and groaning near your ear, he was getting closer, his breath short and uneven.
“Are you gonna cum for me ?” he asked, and you moaned, fingers intertwining with his hair. “So close.”, you breathed.
His thrusts grew harder, hitting a particular spot, and soon enough, your body gave up, a loud moan escaping your lips. Closing your eyes, your fingers probably leaving scratch marks in the back of Jungkook’s neck, you came around him.
“I’m gonna cum, so hard.”, he whined.
You knew he was holding himself, and he came in the condom right after, a loud moan filling the room as he fucked you through your orgasm, his breath heavy.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck.”, he cried out, his forehead on your shoulder. You collapsed on the bed, Jungkook following beside you, a layer of sweat clear on each other’s skin.
“Well, happy birthday.”, you said, making Jungkook chuckle, playfully hiting your arm before hugging you from behind.
- “Okay so I was dared to go into this haunted house, and not only is it not haunted, a nice old lady and her really pretty granddaughter live here and they invited me over for dinner next week”
-”So I dated your friend and we broke up because she assumed that I had a crush on you after meeting you. She wasn’t wrong.”
-”So I was driving to my parents house in the middle of a blizzard when my car broke down. You noticed I was here and offered me a ride, do you maybe want to get some cocoa later?”
- “So you came over to my house mad that I dumped your friend, so you keyed my car and kicked me in the balls. The next day you came over to apologize after finding out that I dumped her cause she cheated on me, oddly I still think your cute.”
-”You transferred to my school this year and I have been showing you around for the past few weeks. You get along really well with my friends and they think you and I are dating. I am not against the idea.”
- “Someone was grabbing my butt and you decked them so hard he lost a tooth. Do you want to get coffee sometime?”
- “We both got really drunk at a party and ended up getting matching tattoos. Laser surgery is expensive and going out on a date would be cheaper.”
“ You have been my best friend for years, how dare you get really hot and… Omg is that a six pack?”
Aries - Aries: “I love you like every action I take.” Aries - Taurus: “I love you more than batman loves his cave.” Aries - Gemini: “I love you like Winnie the Pooh loves honey.” Aries - Cancer: “I love you more than a watch loves to tick.” Aries - Leo: “I love you because you’re awesome just like me.” Aries - Virgo: “I love you more than all the answers on the Internet!” Aries - Libra: “I love you like French Fries.” Aries - Scorpio: “I love you like a cat loves a mouse.” Aries - Sagittarius: “I love you like my Xbox.” Aries - Capricorn: “I love you more than zombies love brains.” Aries - Aquarius: “I love you more than you can ever imagine.” Aries - Pisces: “I love you like a sea of flowers. More than a garden of smiles and a world of hugs.”
Taurus - Aries: “I love you more then I love Netflix! And that’s a lot.” Taurus - Taurus: “I love you like there are grains of sand in every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.” Taurus - Gemini: “I love you like a flower loves the rain.” Taurus - Cancer: “I love you more than Edward loves Bella.” Taurus - Leo: “I love you like distance everybody loves Raymond.” Taurus - Virgo: “I love you more than anything in the whole wide world.” Taurus - Libra: “I love you more than Peter Pan loves Neverland.” Taurus - Scorpio: “I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.” Taurus - Sagittarius: “I love you like I love food.” Taurus - Capricorn: “I love you more than the Beast loved Belle.” Taurus - Aquarius: “I love you more than a letter loves an envelope.” Taurus - Pisces: “I love you like the butterflies in the gardens, the rainbow over the blue sky, and the greeneries in the meadow.”
Gemini - Aries: “I love you like a bee loves honey.” Gemini - Taurus: “I love you like I did yesterday, but I not as much as tomorrow but always forever.” Gemini - Gemini: “I love you more than Charlie loves Wonka bars.” Gemini - Cancer: “I love you like cookies, and believe me I love cookies!” Gemini - Leo: “I love you like the sun loves redheads.” Gemini - Virgo: “I love you like you can possibly imagine.” Gemini - Libra: “I love you more than an emo boy loves tight pants.” Gemini - Scorpio: “I love you like old ladies love blue dye.” Gemini - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a sailor loves swearing.” Gemini - Capricorn: “I love you more than time loves a paradox.” Gemini - Aquarius: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the forever growing universe can discover.” Gemini - Pisces: “I love you like a skinny person loves salad.”
Cancer - Aries: “I love you more than a woman loves fixing up a bachelor with one of her single friends.” Cancer - Taurus: “I love you like an Italian loves pasta.” Cancer - Gemini: “I love you more than the British love their tea.” Cancer - Cancer: “I love you like the sun, the ocean and the mountains.” Cancer - Leo: ”I love you more than an incontinent person loves a toilet.” Cancer - Virgo: “I love you more than Jack loved Rose.” Cancer - Libra: “I love you more than schoolgirls love to gossip.” Cancer - Scorpio: “I love you more than a junkie loves weed.” Cancer - Sagittarius: “I love you more than the plague loves rats.” Cancer - Capricorn: “I love you like you say you love me times a million more, and just so you know I love you MORE square root that by infinity.” Cancer - Aquarius: “I love you more than older people love tapioca.” Cancer - Pisces: “I love you more than pizza.”
Leo - Aries: “I love you like women love diamonds.” Leo - Taurus: “I love you more than a dentist loves crooked teeth.” Leo - Gemini: “I love you more than commercials love annoying us.” Leo - Cancer: “I love you like the sun loves the moon.” Leo - Leo: “I love you more than everythIng in this entire world. With every step and every breath I take, every rush of blood, every whisper of thought, and every beat of my heart comes the reminder that I love you, and I live for you. Because you are my whole world, my everything, and my life.” Leo - Virgo: “I love you like iPhone and iPad combined, which I cannot live without.” Leo - Libra: “I love you like there are stars in the sky.” Leo - Scorpio: “I love you more than a duck loves water.” Leo - Sagittarius: “I love you more than a lawyer loves money.” Leo - Capricorn: “I love you more than a hippie loves his long hair.” Leo - Aquarius: “I love you like Brangelina loves adopting kids.” Leo - Pisces: “I love you like burritos, tacos, and nachos.”
Virgo - Aries: “I love you like there are words in books.” Virgo - Taurus: “I love you like a child loves his teddy-bear.” Virgo - Gemini: “I love you like a cop loves thieves.” Virgo - Cancer: “I love you like the Cookie Monster loves cookies.” Virgo - Leo: “I love you like the distance between us.” Virgo - Virgo: “I love you like a mother loves her child.” Virgo - Libra: “I love you like a movie geek loves his/hers popcorn.” Virgo - Scorpio: “I love you like a smoker loves a cigarette.” Virgo - Sagittarius: “I’ll love you longer than forever.” Virgo - Capricorn: “I love you more than money and more than the stars above.” Virgo - Aquarius: “I love you like any word can say.” Virgo - Pisces: “I love you like a dog loves biting a piece of bone.”
Libra - Aries: “I love you like apple pie, lemon meringue pie and chocolate mud pie.” Libra - Taurus: “I love you like “Harry Potter,” and that should have been impossible.” Libra - Gemini: “I love you more than words can show.” Libra - Cancer: “I love you like the unforgettable first kiss.” Libra - Leo: “I love you more than dad loves his daughter.” Libra - Virgo: “I love you like any person loves sleeping.” Libra - Libra: “I love you like an angel loves the heavens.” Libra - Scorpio: “I love you more than a teenage boy loves masturbating.” Libra - Sagittarius: “I love you like I love sushi.” Libra - Capricorn: “I love you like you’ll ever know.” Libra - Aquarius: “I love you more than words, in all the books, in all the world.” Libra - Pisces: “I love you more than free WiFi.”
Scorpio - Aries: “I love you like a pervert loves porn.” Scorpio - Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves candy.” Scorpio - Gemini: “I love you like cheesecake, carrot cake and chocolate cake.” Scorpio - Cancer: “I love you not only for what you are but for what I am when I’m with you.” Scorpio - Leo: “I love you more than I love naps.” Scorpio - Virgo: “I love you more than there are grains of sand on every beach, of every planet, of every galaxy in the universe.” Scorpio - Libra: “I love you like a nerd loves his glasses.” Scorpio - Scorpio: “I love you higher than the sky and deeper than the water in the ocean.” Scorpio - Sagittarius: “I love you more than yesterday and that’s how I feel every day.” Scorpio - Capricorn: “I love you more than a drug addict loves heroine.” Scorpio - Aquarius: “I love you like a hooker loves a street corner.” Scorpio - Pisces: “I love you like all the raindrops that fall in a summer thunderstorm.”
Sagittarius - Aries: “I love you like a fat kid loves cake.” Sagittarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a child loves Christmas.” Sagittarius - Gemini: “I love you like the Godiva chocolate, my favourite.” Sagittarius - Cancer: “I love you more than stinky cheese.” Sagittarius - Leo: “I love you more than the government loves taxing its citizens.” Sagittarius - Virgo: “I love you like my iPhone, and I wish I can hold you in my hands, every minute of the day.” Sagittarius - Libra: “I love you more than Russel Crowe loves throwing phones at people.” Sagittarius - Scorpio: “I love you like when I get a seat on the crowded train so that I can play games on my smartphone with both hands.” Sagittarius - Sagittarius: “I love you like the Lemon Meringue Pie which my mother bakes, that reminds me of the sweet memory of my childhood.” Sagittarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than Brazil loves football.” Sagittarius - Aquarius: “I love you more than a fly loves crap.” Sagittarius - Pisces: “I love you like a little girl dreams of love.”
Capricorn - Aries: “I love you like my cat, and no one has replaced her so far.” Capricorn - Taurus: “I love you more than ever, more than time and more than love.” Capricorn - Gemini: “I love you like a nerd loves homework.” Capricorn - Cancer: “I love you like the sand loves the sea.” Capricorn - Leo: “I love you more than Johnny Depp, George Clooney and Leo DiCaprio combined.” Capricorn - Virgo: “I love you more than you’ll ever know.” Capricorn - Libra: “I love you like Santa loves cookies and milk.” Capricorn - Scorpio: “I love you like the thrills I get from roller coaster ride, skiing down an icy slope, and bungee jumping.” Capricorn - Sagittarius: “I love you like guys love football.” Capricorn - Capricorn: “I love you more than Snape loved Lily.” Capricorn - Aquarius: “I love you like my morning coffee.” Capricorn - Pisces: “I love you like trees love water.”
Aquarius - Aries: “I love you like a surfer loves his board.” Aquarius - Taurus: “I love you more than a sad woman loves chocolate.” Aquarius - Gemini: “I love you like my next breath.” Aquarius - Cancer: “I love you more than a punk loves his hair gel.” Aquarius - Leo: “I love you like words can describe, numbers can count and the constantly grown technology can discover.” Aquarius - Virgo: “I love you like a cat loves chasing its tail.” Aquarius - Libra: “I love you like a grandma loves her grandchildren.” Aquarius - Scorpio: “I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.” Aquarius - Sagittarius: “I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as tomorrow and many days to come.” Aquarius - Capricorn: “I love you more than a blonde loves her hair-dye.” Aquarius - Aquarius: “I love you like anything you could ever say or imagine and every breath I take is for you.” Aquarius - Pisces: “I love you like Cinderella loved Prince Charming.”
Pisces - Aries: “I love you like my dog, and that should have said enough.” Pisces - Taurus: “I love you like I love penguins, my favourite animal since the third grade.” Pisces - Gemini: “I love you like lice love an elementary school.” Pisces - Cancer: “I love you like Romeo loves Juliet.” Pisces - Leo: “I love you more than the Imperial March loves Darth Vader.” Pisces - Virgo: “I love you more than an emo loves black.” Pisces - Libra: “I love you like I love beer.” Pisces - Scorpio: “I love you like fish need water!” Pisces - Sagittarius: “I love you like a mouse loves cheese.” Pisces - Capricorn: “I love you more than Voldemort loved killing people.” Pisces - Aquarius: “I love you more than an alcoholic loves beer.” Pisces - Pisces: “I love you like Mickey loves Minnie.”
You were singing along loudly to the radio, swaying
your head and looking out the window on the street passing you by. You had graciously
been allowed to drive Shawn’s jeep to the airport to pick him up, but the
moment the two of you had gotten anywhere near the car, Shawn’s love for his precious
jeep took over and once again you were banned to the passenger seat.
You didn’t mind much, to be fair. The only advantage
Shawn had by always being the one driving, was that he got to pick the music,
but you could live that.
At least this time, he wasn’t blasting his out voice
out of the stereo just to annoy you. This time Ed Sheeran’s voice consumed the
You tilted your head to the left, catching Shawn’s
gaze sticking at you. He smiled widely when he caught your gaze as well.
“Eyes on the road, Mendes!” You hissed at him, but it
just made him laugh.
That little crocket smile, you loved so deeply, painted
itself on his lips and he was giving you a teasing glance. Aww, your little baby was a bit needy. You grabbed around his chin
with your thumb, pushing his face towards the road.
“I said, eyes on the road” You spoke once again,
raising your eyebrow at him. Shawn leaned a little further towards you, licking
his soft lips slowly.
“I like this view better” he rasped. His voice sounded
sore, but the darkness made it even sexier than usually.
“I’m serious… You can drive and snapchat and risk your
life on your own, but when I’m in the car? Hell no! Eyes on the road, Mendes”
You teased him, letting your thumb caress his chin as you once again pushed his
head to the side, forcing him to look out on the road ahead of you.
You watched as Shawn’s smug grew, but he decided to
keep his eyes on the road this time. Playfully though, his mouth grabbed your
thumb and he bit you harshly.
“Hey!” whined at him, but you only made it worse.
A massive smirk appeared on Shawn’s face and you were
certain his eyes were shining.
“Trust me, babe. I can do a lot more than just biting
you” Shawn rasped.
He shortly let his eyes fall on you, but then he
looked back at the road. You felt the heat rush to your face as you twisted in
the leather seat by his words.
“Like what?” you dared him, feeling your cheeks blush
did this even make you shy? It wasn’t like Shawn had never
talked dirty to you before. Actually, late night calls with Shawn usually
consisted of dirty talk.
Shawn turned left on the road and continued driving
back home, but he couldn’t help but let out a heavy breath.
“Oh darling, I’ve been gone for so long this time, you
can’t even imagine what I’m going to do to you”
“Tell me” you whispered with the heat rushing around
your body, leaving your skin tickly.
“Just as eager as me, huh?” Shawn laughed, once again
looking at you shortly.
“Aww, and you’re
blushing as well” he teased you. You rolled your eyes at him, pushing his face
back towards the road.
“Someone needs to teach you how to drive properly” you
“Have we ever been in an accident or even close to it?”
“Then stop complaining about my driving” He yelled.
He wasn’t mad, he was just joking with you. You leaned
across your seat and closer to Shawn, almost letting your lips brush against
his ear gently, taking a deep breath.
“I’m just keeping you safe, baby. That’s all” you
You felt every fibre in Shawn’s body tighten and his
muscles sudden tense feeling. Oh yeah,
you were driving him crazy right now. Shawn’s grip around the steering
wheel strengthen and his hands were rubbing it harshly.
“I wish you’d rub me like that” You whispered into his
ear once again. You were messing with his mind and you fucking loved it.
You watched as the chills spread across Shawn’s body
and how his mouth was suddenly gaping wiped open as he forced in air. Shawn
swallowed heavily, letting his gaze catch you from the corner of his eyes.
You bit your lip the moment he turned to look at you,
before licking them slowly. Shawn’s eyes were wide open and had a darken tone
“It’s not fair. Stop it” he whispered back at you.
“Stop what?” you asked, innocently.
Quickly, Shawn leaned in and placed a damp kiss on
your lips, before pulled back and was focusing on the road again.
“You know what, the teasing”
“Shawn-“ you said defensively, covering your mouth
with you hand. “I would never”
“Liar” he laughed back at you.
“We’re home soon” you said, but it was more like a
You let your hand disappear into Shawn’s hair, rubbing
his head gently. Suddenly, Shawn made a harsh turn. A turn he wasn’t supposed
to take, if he wanted to end up at home.
“Well, soon isn’t fast enough” he breathed heavily.
“What are you doing?” you laughed, looking at him
Shawn made another turn and suddenly he pulled the car
up in a empty parking lot near a small supermarket. Before you could react,
Shawn had grabbed roughly around your neck and pulled you into his welcoming
His move forced all the air out of your lungs. His
tongue spread your lips and slit into your mouth. Only half a second later, you
tasted that mix of mint and sweet mango only Shawn tasted like.
Shawn unbuckled your seatbelt quickly, before pulling
you across the car and over to sit on his lap. You immediately felt the big
bugle between Shawn’s legs, pressing hardly against you.
Shawn grabbed your ass roughly, almost making you moan
against his wet lips. You pulled out of the kiss, staring surprisingly at him.
“Shawn, here? We might get caught” you gasped,
completely out of breath.
“I swear to you, I don’t fucking care. I’m so hard for
you, right now” Shawn’s voice sounded so desperate in this moment.
You let your eyes stick at him for a bit. The heat had
rushed to his face, making his cheeks red and his entire face damp. His lips
were trembling and he was… well, very hard.
Shawn needed this; right here, right now, in the car. Your mother always told you that those teenage years was made for living a little
dangerously, so you figured that maybe she was right.
Shawn looked at you, wanting impatiently for a
reaction, actually more like begging for one. It was like his eyes screamed
please touch me.
You licked your lip, unbuckling his seatbelt as well.
A broad smug spread on his face, but you just rolled your eyes at him. When you
thought about it, Shawn had mentioned car sex several times before.
Only seconds after, Shawn’s hands were now greedily
placed on your body again, exploring all the places he’d missed for so long. You
rubbed yourself against Shawn, feeling his length grow even bigger and even
harder through his black jeans.
Shawn’s hand grab around your ponytail, pulling it
back roughly so his tongue was able to lick along your bare neck.
You struggled to unbutton his pants for a bit, but to
your defence, Shawn’s hands caressing all the right places on your body, made
it very hard to function properly. You finally managed to undo them and pulled
down his pants a little. It was impossible to take his clothes off in the car,
so it would have to do.
Shawn pushed up your dress and gripped around the hem
of your panties. Slowly, his fingers ran down your thighs, leaving goose bumps
all over your skin. When the panties made it down to your ankles, Shawn grabbed
around your hips, helping you to push yourself down his massive length.
You had to support your balance by placing a hand on
the roof of the jeep, while feeling Shawn glide even further into you.
Whenever Shawn and you hadn’t had sex in a while, he
always seemed much thicker than you really remembered him.
You pushed Shawn further down his car seat as you
started riding him roughly. Quiet moans escaped Shawn’s trembling lips and he
threw his head back in pure please.
“Fuck” he breathed, once again grabbing around your
His big and strong hands pushed you to move even faster
and even harder down against him. Biting your lip, you were able to strangle
the otherwise loud whimpers that would have slipped out of your mouth.
You back felt a pain from the steering wheel brushing
against your skin, but the pleasure from feeling Shawn so deep inside you
covered it up.
Shawn’s thumb ran across your quivering lips and you grabbed
for it and started sucking it hard. Your gaze caught Shawn and you couldn’t
help but let out a small smile. The pleasure was rushing in over him, leaving
him completely consumed by your bodies greedily meeting each other’s.
His dark, curly hair had become all sweaty and sticky
and he was struggling to regain control over his breath. His big hands ran down
your back, before his nails were digging into your bare thighs, leaving red
Your mouth found his damp neck and your tongue left a
trail from the skin on his neck, to his soft lips. Shawn pushed his lower body
up to meet your thrust, which made you bite his lip harshly from the bliss
“Holy fuck” Shawn moaned against your skin.
You couldn’t get any words out of your lips, but your
screaming certainly assured him you felt the same way. Shawn’s thumb pushed up
your chin so he could look at you.
“Kiss me while I cum” he begged, sending you a tiny
Your hands disappeared into his sticky hair and you
closed the gap between your craving lips. You rode Shawn harder and he pushed
himself up to meet your welcoming and wet body and he thrusted himself further
into you, than he had ever been before.
You both reached your breaking point and it collided in
a massive scream from the both of you as Shawn exploded inside of you.
Still sitting on Shawn’s lap, you collapsed into his
chest. Shawn’s heart was pounding and his chest was burning warm. He lovingly
kissed the top of your head, as you rested it against his collarbone. Shawn’s hands
wrapped around you and he hugged you tightly.
You were both trying to regain some sort of strength,
but this sex had been too good to recover from in the matter of seconds.
“We so need to have car sex more often” Shawn laughed,
once again kissing the top of your hair.
You looked up and met his wide childish smile, rolling
your eyes at him. He leaned down and kissed your nose tip gently.
“Yeah, we definitely do” you laughed back, cuddling
yourself further into Shawn’s chest.
“Another reason to just love this jeep” he said, smiling widely.
summary: you get to wake up the team in your own way, every morning
(this was a rewrite of an old oneshot, sorry for not including anyone new)
The metallic hallway floor was cold under your feet as you made your way to the shared kitchen of the Avengers, and you silently cursed Tony for not putting in heated floors for the cold New York winters. The sweatshirt you were wearing came down to your hips, just where the thick sweatpants started. Being comfortable was key for your mornings, since you were in charge of waking everyone up and making sure they got ready for the new day at hand. Training sessions never started before 8am, so it gave you time to eat a snack and wake up before going about the routine. There was one time when Thor had just gotten an iPhone and smashed it with Mjolnir the next morning when the buzzer started to go off. Then, the following morning, Natasha threw hers out the window, and on its way out Clint shot it with an arrow. The Avengers were really just a group of people who didn’t know what the hell to do with their phones.
Your first stop on the route was to Steve’s room, he was still not caught up at a decent enough pace to use an iPhone just yet. He lived on the same floor as you though, so he was the breakfast maker for everyone while you were off getting them to wake up. The door always had this creak whenever you opened it, and Steve learned to sleep through it. You walked to the side of the bed he was facing, and after a gentle nudge to his shoulder you whispered, “Hey Cap, good morning.” His eyes always opened slow as he got his bearings, and you took a moment to appreciate his ruffled hair and sleep eyes. Steve’s room was the cleanest out of all the Avengers, it even smelled decent. Steve rolled over on his back, and stretched for a moment before standing and finding a shirt to go into the kitchen with.
Next was Bucky, and you made sure that you took an extra deep breath before stepping into his room. In the past, you’ve walked into a completely nude Bucky who was also spread eagle on the bed. There’s been times where he’s not even in the bed, and he’s with his weapons by the closet. This time however, he was peacefully sleeping and stirred slightly at the sound of your feet padding across the carpet. You made a point to make yourself known as you came in with a little knock on the door. So he happily smiled and greeted you a good morning, in that wonderful husky voice. Bucky’s laugh made you smile as you made your way out of his room and towards the stairwell.
Clint’s room on the floor below was your next stop, and technically speaking it was Natasha’s room as well. They were easily woken up, considering all you had to do was open the door and yell, “Wake up time!” Those two shot up like there was a murderer at their door. A lot of the mornings you had to duck in case Clint was ‘sleep grabbing’ his bow the night before, and sometimes Tasha would sleep with a gun under her pillow after an unsettling mission. They had the blinds drawn in their room so there was no sunlight coming through. So it was difficult to see what you were walking into some times, let alone what time of day it was.
Down the hall from them was Thor’s room, and it was big enough to fit a king. He was also your favorite to wake up, other than Steve. Thor was the happiest to see you in the morning, and in general he was just the happiest one around the tower. Once you opened Thor’s door, you ran and leapt to the King size bed. “Good morning Thor!” You tickled his sides as he started to warm up and adjust to the light streaming in through the large windows.
“Oh lady y/n, you never fail to make me laugh in the morning!” Thor groggily spoke, and his voice was so deep it practically made the walls rumble. His laugh thundered on even as you walked out of his room, and you continued on with the routine.
Tony was next on occasion, but all he really needed was Pepper. However, she was out of town at that particular moment. So you hopped on the elevator, and rode to the top floor. The billionaire was already awake and moving by the time you’d reached his floor, so he took the opportunity to ride with you down to breakfast.
Everyone was sitting around the giant oak table, joking around and laughing about some of the older mission stories. The super soldiers were just now sitting down with everyone, and they still had their “dance around the kitchen” playlist going full blast. People were singing along, and being nice for once while sharing the pancakes that Steve had just made. You took a moment to appreciate the people sitting in front of you, when Thor interrupted your thoughts by putting his left arm over your shoulder, and announced, “We love you the most, lady y/n.”
Summary: You send your boyfriends, Yoongi and Jimin, scandalous pictures while they’re working, but they’re in for an even bigger surprise when they get home
Word Count: 2.4k Warnings: smut A/N: this was a very long ride hot damn
Being in a polyamorous relationship with two boys from the popular group bangtan was a lot of fun until they had to go off to practice. You were in a relationship with Jimin and Yoongi and the three of you had a lot of good times together. However, went they left on days to go practice, you were often left alone in your apartment with nothing to do.
After some mind-blowing sex with the two the night before, you were on wanting more the next day, but you were sad to realize that they had an early practice that morning.
“I’m sorry we don’t have time to take care of you, princess,” Jimin said to you as he finished throwing on his shirt, “I promise we’ll make it up to you when we get home.”
They left soon after, making your mind start working with plans to get revenge for them leaving you behind.