are you actually shitting me

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Because these boys share their birthdays in the same month, I drew ‘em both!

Another Prompt List

Some of my favorite prompts made into an easy to read list for reblogging. Prompts originally come from these lists: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

  1. “Change the channel and I’ll kill you.”
  2. “You actual shit, you started without me!?”
  3. “Since I’m up, by default I will get your _____.”
  4. “Whiskey is a breakfast staple, anyone who says otherwise is fucking lying.” 
  5. “You, me, PJ’s, pizza, bed. The PJ’s are optional.”
  6. “I installed a stripper pole while you were gone because it made me think of you.”
  7. “How about we just never mention this again?”
  8. “It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?” 
  9. “The stepping stool is unnecessary.” 
  10. “Promise me you’ll be safe.” 
  11. “I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.” 
  12. “I love you.  Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.” 
  13. “Thank you for always sticking with me.” 
  14. “You’re always better off with a really good lie.” 
  15. “Let’s play a game. With no rules!” 
  16. “Hey, I’m with you okay? Always.” 
  17. “You need me just as much as I need you.”
  18. “Nothing has ever scared me more than being with you.” 
  19. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go  to such extremes..”
  20. “This is without a doubt the stupidest plan you’ve ever had. Of course I’m in.” 
  21. “I rely a bit too heavily on alcohol and irony.”
  22. “I like my women like I like my Absinthe: bitter and intoxicating.”
  23. “I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, wishing it was a donut.”
  24. “I came, I saw. I made it awkward.”
  25. “You’re always one decision away from a different life.”
  26. “There’s no ‘we’ in fries.”
  27. “Life happens. Coffee helps.”
  28. “Is that a threat or are you flirting with me?”
  29. “You drink too much, you cuss too much and you have questionable morals. You’re everything I ever wanted.”
  30. “No airbag. We die like men.”

Tumblr: I bet the reason Caleb was so in a rush to get married is because you can’t testify against your spouse. Caleb definitely has something to hide/is AD.

Caleb, one episode later : I want to marry you so we can’t testify against each other.

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Shipping classmates-imagine your OTP
  • so yesterday my class and me went on a schooltrip to Paris to go to some kind of museum about the french monarchie and what they did in their freetime. At one point of our vistit, the guide lead us into big and classy looking ballroom or something, dimmed the lights, started playing music and said we should get a partner and dance. And during that little ball i heard two of the boyd
  • s, who are like best friends, say to each other
  • Dudebro 1: Bro, should we dance?
  • Dudebro 2: Only if I get to dance with you, Bro
  • Dudebro 1: Of course, Bro. Anything for you!
  • Dudebro 1 & 2: start to slowdance to the music.
  • Me: -sees and films the whole thing- That's so cute! I can totally imagine my OTP doing that! But i still have no one to dance with.
  • In the end i just kept on watching these two guys and two girls slowdancing with each other in a #nohomo way and was lonly for the rest of the ball in the corner of losers, losing my shit over OTP-feels
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Dark x Light

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just two guys….bonding… i can’t believe this is my first contribution to this amazing show…

Erwin: Ah, Levi. Do you recall when you said you were entrusting me with Eren`s safety and well-being?

Levi: I do.

Erwin: And when you threatened to kill me-

Levi: And your family.

Erwin: -if something went wrong?

Levi: Yes.

Erwin:

Levi: Erwin fucking Smith, where is my baby?

Erwin: He`s been… kidnapped.

Levi: *inhales deeply* YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB, ARE YOU SHITTING ME YOU ACTUAL PIECE OF SHIT?? I WILL END YOU, YOU–

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LINDSAY AND HALSTEAD IN EVERY EPISODE || Deliver Us (2x21)

Right? Cold beer. Grown men on skates. What’s not to love?

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I haven’t said anything yet!

a-lighthouse-a-man-a-city replied to your photo “The scar the trailer didn’t show. Well, my speculation about what it…”

Hey folks, this artist is actually racist af. Feel free to message me for more info, it is a great pic but I refuse to support the artist because of some huge past issues they are apparently trying to “fix” with this. No more notes on this post, pass it on. They don’t deserve credit for POC representation after what they’ve done

“Huge past issues” = Me drawing a caveman Kylo with matted hair (that I called “dreadlocks” for lack of a better word, english isn’t my first language and in french, there’s only one word to describe it) 1 year ago and telling you all to fuck off when you went crazy on me and my friends for this one doodle because I refused to consider myself racist for drawing it. What is considered racist or problematic in your country might not be in another, I know how shocking it can be to learn that North America isn’t the center of the world and designated world leader of what’s considered politically correct. 

Jfc take a step back and look at what your life has become.

Yesterday, one of you made a post and compared me to a klan member. I have been told to choke and die, to kill myself. About 50 hateful posts calling me slurs have been reported to me in the past 6 months. You are all acting as if I have been posting the worst hate speech in the fandom and been harassing me for a year because I drew a picture you don’t agree with.

I know people who would have hurt themselves or fallen deep into depression for less, how do you sleep at night after telling someone to die over a picture?

And now you get mad because I have been drawing Finn and it has gotten a lot of notes.

But guess what? I have been successfully drawing him multiple times in the past, and I’ll draw him again. And I’ll get better at it and my pictures of him will continue to gain attention. 

Because I like Finn.
 
I don’t give a shit about your “POC representation” points, contrary to you I like a character because he’s special to me, not because it will make me look better and “woke” to my online friends. 

You don’t like it? That’s cool, then block me. That’s the magical door to the land of to never having to see my art again.

Because if you don’t, then believe me, it’s not the last time you see my art on your dashboard.


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I’M SHOOK