are you a runner

Most embarrassing death: waiting to ambush a roller user and then getting runner over by them cause you forgot to calculate the fling time

anonymous asked:

Tentacle-anon here: I went to the store to ask the cashier about milk buckets today. They only blinked five of their million eyes at me... or were they their mouths? Honestly, you never know with soft, unknowable people.

i can’t believe this. i have a tentacle anon. i have failed as a blog runner. I hope you know i had to explain the context for this to me uncle. he’s almost 50. he’s not ready for this kind of humour

uncle commentary: i wasn’t prepared for this. I thought you were going to do all the crowsting.

Top Ten Characters I’d Kiss

Tagged by the lovelies @mummybear and @oneshot-obssessed (It won’t let me tag you guys for some reason)

1. Stiles Stilinski

Originally posted by sarcasticallystilinski

2. Mitch Rapp

Originally posted by dylanobrien

3. Void Stiles

Originally posted by allmyworry

4. Thomas 

Originally posted by voidhelena

5. Stuart Twombly

Originally posted by moon-dustt420

6. Trevor

7. Dave Hodgman

Originally posted by dumbass-stilinski

8. The Guy

Originally posted by teenwolf--imagines

9. Jimmy

Originally posted by another-shade-of-me

10. Peter

I tag anyone and everyone who wants to do this! If you do, tag me so I can see!

Every Fangirl's Most Likely Future...
  • Me: *Reads a book*
  • Me: *Joins its fandom*
  • Me: *Stays up all night reading the books again*
  • Me: *Spends the whole day reading fanfics and blogging about the fandom even though there's an exam the next day*
  • Me: *Fails the exam*
  • Me: *Ends up living with parents unemployed 10 years later*
  • Me: .....
  • Me: My life's a mess.

Perry Cox + Nicknames for Dr. Kelso

People actually expect me to believe that if you throw a group of only one sex inside a fucking maze with no memories, no social, cultural or religious discourses forced upon them, no outside influences of any kind for years and years with only each other to grow close too, trust, survive with, protect, build with, bond with etc. 



Beginner hiit!