are worth melting for

I think the worst thing that fandom culture and the increasing acknowledgement of fandom culture from creators has wrought is this

incredible amount of entitlement that people in said fandoms get like

just because creators know something is a thing in a fandom doesn’t mean they have to do it or else they hate their fans. It’s a consistent thing I’m seeing more and more in fandoms and it’s getting worse. Like all the steven universe garbage that’s happened over that show’s run and now overwatch like

people are wishing other people dead because a robot ninja and an angel woman are dating. and there are people who are legit horrified at the sheer concept of characters being straight and I’m just sat here wondering how they can possibly tolerate real life.

the fact that people get so entrenched in what they perceive as author approval when their ships and headcanons aren’t immediately shut down, despite said author interacting with the fanbase, that their mental health deteriorates when something contradictory is even hinted at is just sickening like

I just went on twitter and saw people legitimately wanting to kill a man on the overwatch team because of gency and like

its. not. yours.

you do not own overwatch. you do not own steven universe. you do not own anything you’re fandoming so hard over. rebecca sugar could tomorrow have pearl confess her love to renaldo and the overwatch team could make torbjornXpharah and both of them would be canon because it’s THEIR CREATION AND THEY DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS.

THEY get to decide what to do with it. Not you. It is NOT YOURS.

I absolutely think fandom/tumblr culture has led to more death threats and harassment than any other thing on the internet and I think if creators want to avoid it, the best way is to just stop acknowledging the fandoms. Because they’ll twist whatever they can get their filthy hands on so they can shit on other people and never feel remorse or grow as people because they’re doing it to be “progressive”

“Kara putting rainbow flags everywhere in the DEO and says it’s like mistltoe, you have to kiss under if you’re queer. She got herself played when she happened to be under one with Lena.” from @mrtevloar


She doesn’t do it for herself.

She really doesn’t. 

She does it for Vasquez and she does it for Yve.

She does it for that med tech in ops and she does it for Pam from HR.

She does it, mostly, for her sister.

Not for herself.

She doesn’t conspire with Vasquez to litter the DEO with rainbow flags like Vasquez had littered it with mistletoe last winter for selfish reasons.

Really, she doesn’t. 

She splatters the halls and the labs and hell, even the command center, with rainbow flags because it’s Pride Month, and Maggie keeps going off about how corporate and geared toward rich white cis men the whole thing is, and she agrees, she does – but she also sees Maggie light up whenever she sees rainbow flags in random places this month, because god, for once it’s good to be seen. Good to be heard.

So she and Vasquez cover the place in the dead of the last night of May, Kara using her powers to fly and hang things from the higher ceilings, Vasquez using their DEO training to climb up to doorways and hallways to hang flags in the lower high spots.

Their Pridely mischief is worth J’onn’s groan and facepalm – he’s smiling, of course, under his hand – when Kara declares to everyone the next morning that “if you’re queer and comfortable and consenting, the rainbow flags will be your mistletoe this month!”, and Alex immediately drags Maggie under the nearest flag and kisses her until they’re both breathless, until the entire morning shift of agents is cheering and wolf whistling, until Maggie’s fingers tighten in Alex’s hair and J’onn has to beg them to please, please, please, finish this elsewhere.

Their Pridely mischief is worth is when Winn melts and stammers and nods his way through Superman walking under a flag with him, telling him that Lois won’t mind a small kiss if Winn consents, giving him a soft, tender, appreciative, brief kiss, making sure he doesn’t fall from weakened knees by bracing strong hands on Winn’s waist; afterwards, Winn can barely speak for days, and they’re all mildly concerned his face will stay permanently red, his gaze permanently dazed and blissful and so, so dreamy.

But one part of their Pridely mischief that Kara wasn’t prepared for?

Is Lena coming to the DEO.

Lena coming to the DEO and smiling brightly at all the flags, and asking a stammering Kara about them as they’re standing directly under one together, and Maggie jumping in and repeating Kara’s rules – “if you’re queer and comfortable and consenting, the rainbow flags are mistletoe for Pride Month! – with a shit-eating grin on her face, and Alex watching with wide eyes and a slack jaw as Lena turns to Kara, and Kara’s entire world outside of Lena melts away.

“Are you queer and comfortable and consenting, Kara? Because I’d very much like to kiss you,” she asks soft and tentative and beautiful.

Kara’s breath hitches as she licks her lips, as she takes Lena’s face into her hands and kisses her soft, kisses her slow, kisses her tender, kisses her passionate.

Lena swoons and Kara steadies her, both of their lips turning up into soft, shy smiles, and the applause that greets their ears is soft, respectful, full of knowledge of the significance of the moment, support and affirmation for the intensity of what is happening.

“You owe me that flash grenade,” Maggie mutters in her girlfriend’s ear.

Before Alex even has the chance to answer, to process, to catch up, J’onn sighs and shakes his head.

“Not a chance, Detective,” he tells her, but the smile on his face – both of his daughters, so, so, so happy – weaves a different picture.

CuddleVerse Fic (1)

[[ @scaredysanders​, hope you don’t mind…this post was too cute, I had to. ]]

“Hold the fuck up.” 

Roman paused, startled, and turned from where he’d been about to ascend the staircase. He blinked, squinting into the darkness. “What?” 

The living room was dark, but he thought he could see a sad huddled lump on one end of the couch. 

He turned around and walked into the room, setting the glass of milk that had been the object of his midnight venture on the end table. He squinted, willing his eyes to adjust, then said: “Virgil?” 

A pair of eyes glittered in the darkness, as the anxious side looked up at him from the corner of the couch. 

“Did you say, ‘hold the fuck up’?” Roman asked. 

Virgil nodded. 

“What does that even–?”

“It’s me. I’m the fuck up. Please hold me?” 

Roman blinked, then chuckled. “Oh, dear. Did you read that on Tumblr?” 

“Yeah.” Virgil’s voice was soft and he smirked up at Roman in the darkness, but when he spoke again he sounded a little bit sad. “Figured it was worth a try.” 

Roman’s heart melted. “Hmm,” he said thoughtfully, moving to sit on the couch next to Virgil. “I suppose as far as requests for affection go, it isn’t the worst I’ve ever heard.” 

Virgil looked up at him and offered a half-smile, sliding into Roman’s arms when Roman opened them in invitation. He laid his head on Roman’s shoulder and sighed softly, closing his eyes. “What was the worst?” he murmured. “Dare I ask?” 

Roman chuckled again, resting his cheek against the crown of Virgil’s head and running his hand lightly over his back. “If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?” 

Virgil groaned. “That one’s older than dirt,” he mumbled. “At least I’m being inventive.” 

“Hmm. Very well. Points for originality.” 

“Thanks. And…um. Roman?” 

“Hmm?” 

“Thanks.” 

Roman closed his eyes and smiled, kissing Virgil’s hair. “You’re welcome.” 

Sibling Rivalry

|| Dean x Reader x Sam || 

Warnings: SMUT. This is basically porn. (No Wincest)

Author’s Note: This is a smutty little thing I thought up randomly… at work. Yeah. It was a slow day. Story is below the cut! We’re starting off heavy, folks.

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Boyfriend! Mark

#6 of Boyfriend! Series

Taeil | Johnny | Taeyong | Yuta | Doyoung | Ten | Jaehyun | WinWin | Mark | Renjun | Jeno | Haechan | Jaemin | Chen Le | Jisung

Originally posted by dimplesjae

Word Count: 2,214 ( yea i got carried away… again… hahahaa)
Style/ Genre: Series– Headcanon
Date Posted: 17 Sept 2017


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Rick and Morty Donut Eyeholes


Yields 18 to 24

The things you’ll need

Ingredients
  • ¾ cup warm milk
  • 1 packet active dry yeast
  • 3 tablespoons sugar
  • ¼ teaspoon almond extract
  • 2 ½ cups all purpose flour
  • ¼ teaspoon kosher salt
  • 2 tablespoons unsalted butter, at room temperature
  • 2 egg yolks
  • ½ vanilla bean
  • Pistachio pudding mix
  • 1 cup cold milk
  • Red sanding sugar
  • Vegetable oil for frying
Equipment
  • Large mixing bowl
  • Medium mixing bowl
  • Hand mixer
  • Rubber spatula
  • Whisk
  • Glass measuring cup
  • Pastry brush
  • Plastic wrap
  • Rolling pin
  • Circular cookie cutter
  • Towel
  • Candy thermometer
  • Spider
  • Baking sheet lined with paper towel
  • Cooling rack
  • Liquid measuring cup
  • Decorating bag fitted with a basket weave tip
  • Skewers

Let’s get started!

  1. In a glass measuring cup, mix warm milk, yeast, and sugar. Allow to sit for 10 minutes to activate.
  2. Pour the mixture into a large bowl, and then mix in egg yolks, vanilla bean, butter, and almond extract.
  3. Slowly mix in flour, and then add salt half way through adding the flour.
  4. Once all the flour is mixed in, knead for a few minutes.
  5. Place dough in a greased bowl and allow to sit until it has doubled in size.
  6. On a floured surface, gently form dough into a disc.
  7. Use a circular cutter to cut out donut holes. Cover the donut holes with a towel and let them rest for 10 minutes.
  8. Push your finger into the center of each donut hole and gather the edges, pinching them into a flat seam.
  9. Heat oil to 350°F, keeping track of the temperature with a candy thermometer.
  10. Fry the donut holes a few minutes on each side and then move to a paper towel-lined baking sheet. Immediately toss each donut hole in red sugar.
Pistachio Pudding
  1. Sift out the pistachio nuts from instant pudding mix.
  2. In a medium bowl, combine sifted pudding mix with 1 cup of milk. Whisk together until well combined.
  3. Scoop pudding into a decorating bag fitted with a basket weave tip. Fill each donut hole with pudding.
  4. TaDa! Enjoy these yummy Donut Eyeholes! But you gotta be careful Morty. If the Eyehole man catches you with a box of his Eyeholes, he’ll come bursting through a window and fight you, but it’s worth the risk! They melt in your mouth Morty! They’re delicious!
Happy Birthday, Bucky!

Summary: AU! Bucky comes home from work to a celebration in his honor.

Pairing: Bucky Barnes x reader, plus some dad!Bucky feels

Word Count: 982

Warnings: fluff and cuteness overload

A/N: This is a one-shot (my first one on this blog!) in honor of Bucky’s 100th birthday (and in honor of me reaching 2k+ followers). I was in mighty need of some Time After Time Bucky, so that’s the family I used. I wrote this in like fifteen minutes to try to make up for my previous story’s angst.

HBD Old Man!

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Lance introduces Shiro to beauty routines and spa days and good lord does Lance have to work over an hour to rub out all the knots in Shiro's body but it's so fucking worth it when the big guy moans and pretty much melts into a puddle as Lance massages special scar softening lotion into his skin.

Shiro enjoying the spa routines as they become part of his schedule, and Lance being happy Shiro is spending time with him. Eventually Shiro even is able to start picking out other skin creams and face masks to try with Lance since he is getting a little ‘spa education’. The spa nights just becoming one of their favorite forms of date night because it’s so relaxing when they do bath bombs and put on some candles and music too while they just enjoy pampering each other <3

RFA+S - Love Languages

I like love languages, and it’s almost Valentine’s Day.

So, everyone has a preferred love language.  Most people have 2 or 3 that are pretty close, I think, so I chose the RFA’s top 2.  I tried for what they were most thankful to receive, as well as what they might find most meaningful to give.

Minorly NSFW-ish because they’re adults, so some of it crosses over.

Spoilers.  So many.  I refer to their routes a lot because I have way too much time on my hands and do not want to work on an assignment.

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I am reopening my requests for these prompts! Please specify what character you want with which movie quote! Also, if you have any suggestions, send them to me with a character.

Aladdin 🐒

  1. _______ , _______ , (he’s/she’s) our man. If (he/she) can’t do it, GREAT!
  2. Do you trust me?
  3. She thinks the monkey is the sultan.
  4. If you wanna court the lady, you gotta be a sharp shooter.
  5. Wake up and smell the hummus.
  6. I’m history! No, I’m mythology! Nah, I don’t care what I am!
  7. Will not break! Will- it broke.
  8. (She’s/He’s) smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.
  9. First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let’s work with me here.

Tangled 🌞

  1. Person A: Don’t freak out! / Person B: Freak out? Who’s freaking out? I’m just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities it possesses. How long has it been doing that?
  2. Frankly, I’m too scared to ask about the frog.
  3. That’s part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don’t know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?
  4. Viola! We’ll part ways as unlikely friends
  5. I hope you’re here to apologize.
  6. Person A: Who’s that? / Person B: They don’t like me. / Person A: Who’s that? / Person B: They don’t like me either. / Person A: Who’s that?!  / Person B: Let’s just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn’t like me!
  7. Well, that’s the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream.
  8. Go. Live your dream. (…) Your dream stinks. I was talking to them.
  9. Frying pans… who knew right?

Lion King 🐯

  1. I know what I have to do. But going back means I’ll have to face my past. I’ve been running from it for so long.
  2. Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to kill him. And everybody’s okay with this? Did I miss something?!
  3. Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.
  4. Person A: Gee. He looks blue. Person B: I’d say dirty. Person A: No, no, no. I mean he’s depressed.
  5. No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself.
  6. Temper, temper. I wouldn’t dream of challenging you.
  7. Good idea. (…) HEY!
  8. Ah, you’re an outcast! That’s great. So are we.
  9. Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

Peter Pan  🌌

  1. I hereby banish you forever. (…) Well, for a week then.
  2. (Girls/Boys) talk too much!
  3. Oh… well, I think (she’s/he’s) lovely.
  4. Nobody calls ___ a coward and lives!
  5. You can’t stick it on with soap,____ It needs sewing. 
  6. And sooner or later, ____, people have to grow up.
  7. A jealous (female/male) can be tricked into anything.
  8. Don’t you understand, ____? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!

Little Mermaid 🐬

  1. Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strain on my blood pressure don’t you.
  2. Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.
  3. I’m sixteen years old. I’m not a child anymore.
  4. ____, listen to me. The human world is a mess.
  5. I’m surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you’ve got to do it yourself.
  6. Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it’s important!
  7. So much for true love!
  8. ____, if I may say, far better than any dream (girl/boy) is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring, and right before your eyes.
  9. You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely hopeless.

Cinderella 👗

  1. A dream is a wish your heart makes when you’re fast asleep.
  2. So this is love. So this is what makes life divine.
  3. Oh, that clock! Old killjoy. I hear you. “Come on, get up,” you say, “Time to start another day.” Even he orders me around.
  4. Good Heavens, child! You can’t go in that.
  5. Now, remember, your blood pressure!
  6. I don’t think you’re half trying.
  7. There must be something good about him.
  8. After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely… Completely wonderful.

Frozen ❄️

  1. You hesitated.
  2. Some people are worth melting for. Just maybe not right this second.
  3. Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.
  4. I’ll distract them while you run.(…) Because I love you, ____, I insist you run. (…) Why aren’t you running?
  5. Whoa. Now that’s ice. I might cry.
  6. I love it! I could kiss you! I could. I mean, I’d like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?
  7. (She’ll/He’ll) die on their own. I can live with that.
  8. Person A: You almost set me on fire! / Person B: But I didn’t!

Moana 🌊

  1. Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are… I will gladly do so.
  2. Um… what? I said help me! And wrecking my ____? Not helping!
  3. If you start singing, I’m gonna throw up.
  4. Aah! That is disgusting! What is wrong with you?
  5. Sometimes who we wish we were, what we wish we could do, is just not meant to be.
  6. Whatever just happened… blame it on the pig.
  7. They took one look and they decided… that they did not want me.
  8. I’m not killing myself so you can prove something you’re not. It chose wrong.

Snow White 🍎

  1. Rags cannot hide (her/his) gentle grace.
  2. There’s dirty work afoot.
  3. (She/He) don’t know, (she/he) never tried.
  4. I’m awfully sorry. I didn’t mean to frighten you.
  5. (She’s/He’s) beautiful. Just like a angel!
  6. Now, make a wish, and take a bite.
  7. We are standing by a wishing well.
  8. There’s nobody like (her/him).

Sleeping Beauty 💗💙

  1. You know, sometimes I don’t think (she’s/he’s) really very happy.
  2. Well, I’m really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we’ve met before.
  3. It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
  4. Why do they still treat me like a child?
  5. Oh, they’re hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.
  6. Oh… I just love happy endings.
  7. (She/He) always ruins your nicest flowers.
  8. I warn you,___. This means war!

Tarzan 🐵

  1. Person A: I know everything. Now, where have you been? / Person B: I thought you knew everything.
  2. Now, you stay away from me. Like a very good wild man.
  3. Put me down! Put me down! (…) No, pick me up, pick me up, pick me up!
  4. Thaaaaat’s IT! I’ve had it with you and your emotional constipation!
  5. What is this world coming to? (punch) Oh, by Jove. Don’t know my own strength.
  6. Oh, with the face and the eyes… All right! All right! But you’d better not make me do anything stupid.
  7. What about bacteria?
  8. It can’t get any worse, can it? Obviously, it can.

Hercules 💪🏻

  1. Person A: Aren’t you … a damsel in distress? / Person B: I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
  2. Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.” (…) Don’t worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya.
  3. Person A: ___, when I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.  / Person B: Sometimes it’s better to be alone.  / Person A: What do you mean? / Person B: Nobody can hurt you.
  4. For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
  5. Fabulous party. You know, I haven’t seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.
  6. WHAAAT?… Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
  7. People do crazy things… when they’re in love.
  8. Rule number 95: concentrate. (…) Rule number 96: aim!

The Emperor’s New Groove 🐪

  1. Person A: Uh-oh.  /  Person B: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall. /  Person A: Yep.  / Person B: Sharp rocks at the bottom? /  Person A: Most likely.  / Person B: Bring it on.
  2. It’s brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
  3. Make my potatoes a salad.
  4. We’ve been through this. It’s a harp, and you know it.
  5. Pull the lever, ___! (…) Wrong lever!
  6. Oh, it’s not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won’t be the last. What can I say? I’m a rebel.
  7. Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn’t make sense.
  8. Is that my voice? Is that my voice? Oh, well.

Mulan 🐉

  1. My little baby, off to destroy people.
  2. What? What do you mean you’re not lucky? You lied to me? What are you, a sheep?
  3. Oooh! All right, that’s it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.
  4. No fightin’, play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid’s butt.
  5. Yeah, the only girl who’d love him is his mother.
  6. Um… You… You fight good.
  7. I think the question is, who are you! We’re in a war, man! There’s no time for stupid questions!
  8. You missed! How could you miss? (She/He) was three feet from you!
Super Special Limited-Edition Snark Post: Wings and Embers short story

As you’re probably aware, Chapter 40 of AC0MAF shattered my brain into little pieces. To give myself a reprieve, and y’all a treat, I’ve finally given in and decided to do the Ness/ian short story, “Wings and Embers” from the Target-exclusive edition of AC0MAF. Get hype. 

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