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A Last Word

Let us go hence: the night is now at hand;
The day is overworn, the birds all flown;
And we have reaped the crops the gods have sown;
Despair and death; deep darkness o'er the land,
Broods like an owl: we cannot understand
Laughter or tears, for we have only known
Surpassing vanity: vain things alone
Have driven our perverse and aimless band.
Let us go hence, somewhither strange and cold,
To Hollow Lands where just men and unjust
Find end of labour, where’s rest for the old,
Freedom to all from love and fear and lust.
Twine our torn hands! O pray the earth enfold
Our life-sick hearts and turn them into dust.

 -  Edgar Allan Poe

Explain A Wizardess Heart Route Badly

Elias: A spoiled brat gets turned into a pig, and then he learns how to love.

Luca: A bisexual prince with mommy issues cons his girlfriend.

Yukiya: A boy goes through some body changes so he compensates by meeting half naked women at midnight and listening to his pet dog.

Klaus: A girl dates a dick for two weeks and doesn’t know it.

Randy: A girl falls in love with a candy-crazed lunatic with an identity crisis.

Azusa: A sociopath drugs and abuses his girlfriend and she’s totally okay with it.

Joel: A girl falls in love with a famous singer that was secretly a girl at some point.

Vincent: A guy friendzones a girl to fight his pedophilia.

Leon: A unicorn pulled a dick move to be a human.

  • Schuyler: Now tell me: where is Luca?
  • MC: Breaking the rules.
  • Schuyler: Where is the young Goldstein?
  • MC: Stopping Luca from breaking the rules.
  • Schuyler: And where is Randy?
  • MC: Stopping Elias from stopping Luca from breaking the rules.
  • Schuyler: If they are there, why are you here?
  • MC: I'm stopping you from stopping Randy from stopping Elias from stopping Luca from breaking the rules.

Behold, the alpha female, the Empress Klaudia Goldstein! 👑

Okay, I was completely pressured the whole time I was drawing her because I wanted to match Klaus’s imposing and regal air. Not to mention the guy is the most loved by majority of the fandom. *sweatdrops* So … please leave me some feedback! I don’t know if I justified genderbend Klaus well enough, but it seemed pretty okay to me. I’m not really Klaus-biased (I’m all for Elias), so I’d like to know what you guys think!