can u believe harry wore Actual Glasses on his Actual Face and we only got 3 pieces of photographic evidence of said phenomena and 2 of which were tampered with by harry’s Unidentified Supernatural Being powers and are distressingly blurry? amazing
I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”
“I bet you’re all real scared to see the Yeti- well I’m not! If I see that big fat furball, he’ll have anotha’ thing comin’! ‘Cause I’ll be the first one to kill ‘im, while the rest of you wusses piss your freakin’ pants!”
“So…you don’t think the Yeti is real, right? Not because I’m scared or anything! It’s just, y’know, something I was wonderin’ since we got here, and I couldn’t sleep at night and… you know what? Forget I said anything”.
Soldier: “Boys! I want you to remember this: A Yeti are nothing more then a knock off to the fearsome, American Big Foot himself! I expect no mercy for this pathetic ape.
“If I catch one of you cowards crapping yourselves to the sight of rip-off Big Foot, I will throw you into the monster’s grasp, and let him eat you. THEN, while he is in the process of digestion, I will kill the Yeti soon after, AND EAT THE BOTH OF YOU”.
“This Yeti will not escape the park ALIVE, do you hear me!? I want all of you to go at him with all your strength, and all your might! For all we know,the Yeti could break my spine, and if I see one of you stopping to help me up, I swear to the American flag, I will rip your faces off!”
Pyro: *Mmphs the jurassic park theme for a few seconds*
Demoman: “If this here island’s got a Yeti, ye don’t suppose there could be more creatures out there, aye? Maybe ol’ nessie is here too! Today will be a bloody killing spree for me indeed~”
“If anyone gets dehydrated, dunnae worry! I’ve packed plenty of scrumpeh for everyone! Oh wait … Alright, so I was suppose to bring water instead. Look, if you get delirious, I’ll smash the bottle over ya head, and carry you myself, no worries!”
Heavy: “I kill bears bigger then men back home- this will be no problem for Heavy”.
“Giant Yeti will be killed with bare hands! Then, we cook and eat him! It will be a great feast, and I will have Yeti sandvich”.
“Ahh, maybe one day, we will fight in colder climate. Heavy hate this hot weather. Maybe Yeti is mad that he is not somewhere colder? Yeti is from cold lands, no?”
Engineer: “Did ya’ll know I made a Sasquatch-tracking device years back? Shame I didn’t think to tinker ‘round with it, and make it a Yeti-tracking device instead. Now we gotta do this on foot”.
“Fellas, I know we’ve got a Yeti to hunt down and all, but look at this here beautiful island (whistles). There must be tons of stars in the sky at night. I should’ve brought some camping gear with me”.
Medic: “Oh I cannot believe the Yeti is endangered! I never even got a chance to dissect one!”
“Whoever kills the yeti first, please save the intact organs and bring it to me! I have a cooler that will preserve it until we complete the mission”.
“Ack! Everyone wants to kill and eat the Yeti! I must be the first one to locate the Yeti, before anyone else does! Hale be damned! This is for science!”
Sniper: “It’d be nice to have a Yeti skull in my collection. But first, gotta make sure the Yeti doesn’t take mine first! (chuckles)”.
“Don’t worry lads, that Yeti is gonna get a bullet right between its dull eyes. He’ll be down before he even knows it. Hell, maybe I’ll whip us up some Yeti soup afterwards”.
“If it’s a hunt we’re talkin’ about, then there’s nothing to worry about. I’ve had real bloody encounters before, and here I am today. This Yeti is just another prize for good old Sniper”.
Spy: “The price I must pay for being so well dressed…My suit will be dirtied beyond repair, no doubt. If anyone throws mud at me on purpose, I will slit your throat”.
“Must we really walk around an entire jungle? I propose we use Scout as bait, and have the the Yeti come to us!…Oh who am I kidding, no one wants to eat Scout. Perhaps the Heavy would be a better choice?”
Hi!! So, this is from the Prompt Ask Meme, @goramidiot thank you for asking!!
29. “Anything but that.” 39. “Come on, it wasn’t that bad.” // Klance
Klance Disney Short Date! I’m so sorry it took me so long, I got caught up with some updates and such.
Aaaaand also sorry it’s so short!! <33
Disclaimer: Voltron doesn’t belong to me.
“Anything but that.”
Lance laughs as his boyfriend’s grip on
the lamp post tightens. “Keith, babe, come on, it’s not a real Disney Vacation
if you don’t ride Everest.”
Keith scolds, “You said that when you
bought the ears, Lance.” He says as he points with his eyes the Minnie ears on
Lance shrugs, “Well, those are
practically mandatory, babe.”
Keith glares down at his boyfriend as
Lance tries to pull him off the lamp post, “I will not ride that mountain of
“Keith! You literally fly every day at
“Those are simulators that don’t have
freaky yetis, Lance!”
“We will not see The Lion King Show if
we don’t ride this, Keith.” Lance declares, tapping his foot against the floor,
arms crossed against his chest, “And no Simba plushie.”
“What the fuck, man.” Keith whispers
horrified and Lance’s mouth twitch in amusement.
“It’s for your own good, amor! I
promise you, you will like the ride!” The brunet reassurance as he drops a kiss
against Keith’s cheek and pries his hands off the lamp post. “Trust me.”
Keith just grumbles under his breath as
he let his boyfriend grab him by the hand and starts pulling them towards the
Fifty five minutes later and the couple
was first in line, Lance whooping excitedly as they take a seat at the very
first row of the cart, smiling bright and big at the nervous Keith besides him.
“It’s going to be fine.” Lance whispers
softly as he grabs Keith’s hand and rubs small soothing circles on it, “I’m
here with you.”
Keith gulps and returns the smile,
small and shaky.
“And the Yeti, it’s here for you too.”
Keith’s annoyed shout of his
boyfriend’s name is cut off by the sudden start of the ride.
“Come on, it wasn’t so bad!” Lance says
as he pays for the reaction photo of him and Keith and grins back at his
boyfriend as Keith continues to pant against the wall, “It was dark for like, a
“I was in a black hole.” Keith whispers
softly, hand still clutching his chest, “A dark cold black hole.”
Lance rolls his eyes and kiss Keith on
top of his head. “You have seen too many Space Documentaries, babe.” He
declares, wrapping an arm around his boyfriend’s shoulders and pulling him
close, “But on the other hand, look at you, looking so handsome.”
Keith frowns in confusion before
looking at the photo in Lance’s hands.
The picture itself it’s a good one and
while the two other pairs above Lance and Keith have happy wide grins on their
faces, Keith’s an entire different story.
The black haired man in the picture is
leaning back on the seat as far as he can as his mouth is wide open in terror
and his eyes are big and shiny as if staring straight into death’s eye. One of
his hands is grabbing into Lance’s shirt in a death grip while the other one is
holding the tube on his lap.
Besides him, Lance is smiling wide and
big, one of his blue eyes closed by the hard wind that makes his hair wild and
with his only open eye, he’s looking at his boyfriend, one of his hands firmly
placed over Keith’s one on his chest.
Keith smiles at it as he takes Lance’s
hand into his own and drops a kiss on it.
The behavior of Sasquatch has long been debated, the biggest question is where do they live? A hotly debated topic in cryptozoology is whether or not Sasquatch migrate or live in territories. Well there is evidence supporting both theories, matching footprints have been found miles and even states apart, but in other cases food caches and primitive homes have also been found. So what is it? The cryptozoology community is split in their opinions but maybe it’s not one or the other, but both. Apes are never known to migrate, they have a home territory that they frequent around but rarely travel beyond their territory. Could Sasquatch live similarly?
It is possible that Sasquatch have a territory, but due to the lack of a large population their territories are just very large. They could move around their territories, following food sources and perhaps traveling to find a mate. They could move around their territory to find the most abundant food sources during certain times of the year such as berries in the spring and summer, and following other animal migration patterns to hunt their prey. This would explain matching footprints miles apart and why food caches and other signs of residential living have been found.
Due to a lack of information Sasquatch behavior is mostly speculative. We as researchers try our best to make the most out of the small amounts of evidence we have. The only way we can get for sure answers would be studying the creature closely which is a hard thing to do when they are so rare and reclusive. Each day we come closer to the truth and someday we will have our answers.
While we’ve previously profiled the formidable, breakdown-prone Yeti of Disney’s Animal Kingdom’s Expedition Everest, today we take a look at the attraction as a whole. Early on in development of this E-ticket thrill ride, there was hesitation to use the Everest theme. Unlike Disneyland’s Matterhorn or even Space Mountain, which was inspired by the aesthetics of Japan’s Mount Fuji, Imagineers questioned whether the profile of Mount Everest was distinctive enough to wow audiences. To solve this concern, Imagineer Joe Rohde suggested putting the mountain range itself in the background rather than making it the focal point. The foreground would be dressed with more enticing visual images, while the peaks would tower mysteriously beyond. What resulted was a stunning and layered landscape that draws curious and thrill-seeking guests to this Forbidden Mountain daily.
Engineering professor: “Can anybody give me an example of an engineering mistake which caused something to fail?”
Me, internally: “The yeti is the largest and most complex audio-animatronic figure ever built by Walt Disney Imagineering. It is 25 feet (7.6 m) tall. Its “skin” measures 1,000 square feet (93 m2), and is held in place by 1,000 snaps and 250 zippers. Its movement is controlled by 19 actuators (when functioning in “A-mode”, its full mode of operation). It can move 5 ft (1.5 m) horizontally and 18 in (46 cm) vertically when functioning in “A-mode”. The yeti’s roars are provided by voice actor Fred Tatasciore.The Yeti has not been in full “A-mode” operation since a few months after the ride’s opening, when its framing split, causing significant risk of catastrophic malfunction if it were operated. It currently only operates in the alternative “B-mode”, which is limited to a strobe-light effect designed to give the appearance of movement, earning it the nickname “Disco Yeti” from some fans. It is speculated that the problem was caused by damage to the yeti’s concrete base structure, which is unlikely to be repaired until a major refurbishment in the distant future, because the design limits access to the yeti without major disassembly of the superstructure.The problem with the concrete is rumored to have occurred due to a glitch in the 4-D scheduling software that prevented adequate curing of a portion of the Yeti’s foundation prior to the overlapping fabrication of mountain elements and roller coaster track.Joe Rohde, the Imagineer in charge of building the attraction and Animal Kingdom, was asked about the yeti at the 2013 D23 Expo. Rohde responded “You have to understand, it’s a giant complicated machine sitting on top of, like, a 46-foot tall tower in the middle of a finished building. So, it’s really hard to fix, but we are working on it. And we continue to work on it. We have tried several ‘things’, none of them quite get to the key, turning of the 40-foot tower inside of a finished building, but we are working on it… I will fix the Yeti someday, I swear.” 
Li plz tell me you're not into the TD crap? Those idiots think everything Easter egg wise is about Beth and it's so obnoxious and I know you're not that obnoxious and just like why are you doing this and please come back to sanity before those morons make you stupid...
First off, I do not approve of the name calling. No matter if it’s something as childish as “butthead” or “idiot” or something along that line… That’s not cool. It’s degrading to insult people and call them names like that. Not okay.
Second, I’m not part of TD or Team Acceptance. I’m Team Fence. That means I’m in the middle. And what does that mean? It means that while I am able to accept that Beth Greene is gone, I also know that The Walking Dead is a post-apocalyptic horror fiction tv show. Keyword? Fiction. Meaning something that is often “literature in the form of prose, especially short stories and novels, that describes imaginary events and people.” AKA “If you got the imagination for it and can base it off of something real, you can do anything with it if you can prove what you’re saying/writing/filming has a believable explanation.” So, as long as whatever I’m watching or writing can prove what they’re going for and prove it in a way that makes bloody sense, then I can accept it. I may not like it, but I can accept that.