so everyone knows the headcanon of remus being super sarcastic with really snappy one liners, but he only says them so the marauders can hear, right? like he says it under his breath and then his friends crack up, and everyone else is like, “???” bc they didn’t hear the joke?
well i think, that post-azkaban, sirius and remus would sit next to each other at grimmauld place, and during Super Important Order Meetings, remus would keep cracking really dry, sarcastic jokes under his breath so that only sirius could hear them, and sirius would not be able to keep from laughing, and everyone would look at him like, “wtf are u doing, we’re literally discussing voldemort rn,” and remus, being a giant piece of shit, would 100% throw sirius under the bus and play innocent. (bc who are u gonna believe, the ex-felon (sort of) or a kindly ex-professor?)
and this would happen every order meeting, and no one would ever catch on, and sirius would be so irritated, it would be great.
sassy swearwolf remus lupin for life