are we gonna get these in hq

i love debate children:

“can i use that tournament as an excuse to not go to a sweet sixteen even if i’m not going?”

“in my first round i accidentally said presidential erection”

“my partner thought john boehner was pronounced john boner”

“can i borrow a pad to blow my nose? i’m desperate”

“that is the most policy impact i’ve ever heard.”

“you’re really sassy during cross and it’s borderline bitchy” “thank you”

“i was trying to channel how petty you are in cross. do you think it worked?”

“what if someone said Okinawa instead of okie doke?” (my partner looked really dead when i said that rip)

“you make tournaments suck less bro.” “bro :’)”

“i strongly urge an affegative ballot thank you”

“they become bitter” “shut up we’re not talking about your coffee”

“i would just like to point out that my opponents are lying hypocrites”

“you two are getting along a lot better now” “i’m only nice bc i wanna be captain next year”

“get away from me you filthy memers”

“there’s gonna be a lot of anti-american sentiment if we don’t life the embargo” “buddy there’s already a lot of anti-american sentiment tell me something i don’t know”

“these heels make me feel like i’m stabbing my feet with my most hq g2s”

“what if you died to death?”

“i would stab you with my pen but it’s brand new”

“coffee is like the unicorn blood of the muggle world”

“you look like you’re really dead inside” “thanks it’s from debate”

me @ my partner “i don’t understand why debate partners wear identical outfits” (we wore basically the same outfit that day)

@satangela666: “venezuela is cuba’s sugar daddy”

“tribal sovereignty is that in which one is sovereign and exercises sovereign rights”

“we must plant the seeds of democracy around the world and watch it blossom into beautiful flowers” “shut your face”

“i’ve had enough of your depressing nihilist meme culture”

“just ask america why they want cuban doctors”

“i would take a bullet for you in a nonlethal area of the body” “bro :’)”

“i’ve learned so much about our team that i never wanted to”

“is the plural of sheep shoop or sheep?”

“i understand your argument do you have an actual question?” (vibha looked so dead when i said that but we won so it’s ok)

“just debate your date partner”

“if the source is from december 29, can i round it to the next year?”

i showed this to my coach and he started crying i feel so bad for him for having to deal with us

“If we end up facing a high-caliber team at nationals, the tactics of blockers and spikers alike will jump exponentially…so it would be counter-productive not to use Hinata for practice” -Ch. 216

Inarizaki better get ready…’cause my boy’s gonna shine again!!!

(Chapter 254 Re-draw)

Tsukkiyama HCs

-On Tsukki’s birthday Yamaguchi gets glow in the dark paint and paints the galaxy on the roof of his room. (I like the idea of Yamaguchi being good at art.)
-“So you can see before you sleep what I see everytime I look at your eyes Tsukki!” Tsukishima melts.
-On Yamaguchi’s birthday, he gets him a dino plushie like it’s huge man where’d you get it.
-“When… you feel sad… uh… hug it or whatever.”
-Yamaguchi gives the cutest smile ever.
-Bokuto and Kuroo (unfortunately) give really bad romantic advice and end up getting Tsukishima and Yamaguchi on a date that ends in helping them block Bokuto’s tosses.
-Akaashi and Kenma feel soooo bad so they try to make up for it by getting Yamaguchi 2 tickets to a museum with dinosaurs and the observatory as well, and dress Yams up super cute and tell him cute lines to make Tsukishima blush. (It works.)
-Bokuto and Kuroo’s prides have been wounded knowing their bfs are the suave ones in the relationship and not them. Ouch.
-Tsukishima fangirls ovee the dinos like a little middle school girl fangirling over her favorite anime character.
-Yamaguchi secretly records it on his phone and shows Akaashi, Kenma and Hinata.
-Tsukishima knows all the useless dino facts and his eyes light up whenever he recites them.
-Yamaguchi could not be more in love.
-The observatory is filled with beautiful stars and a big moon display.
-“Tsukki… you really are like the moon. So mellow, you’re too lazy to make your own light… but you’re beautiful and light my way in the dark.”
-Tsukishima nearly faints because “Tadashi when did you get so cool.”
-Yamaguchi giggles adorably.
-RIP Tsukishima.
-Saturday nights going star gazing and slow dancing under the stars ♡
-Suga drags Daichi to secretly spy on his children during some dates to make sure they are good children and maybe because he secretly cries over youthful romance. (“We aren’t THAT old Suga….” “We are their parents Dai… now shush or they’re gonna see us.”)
-Yamaguchi baking strawberry shortcakes for Tsukki occasionally and whenever he does it Tsukki is like “Marry me…”


Summary: “A Tequila/Reader where the reader is new Merlin! Tequila, after being transferred to Kingsman, takes this chance to flirt with them through the comms.” (Requested by Anon)
Pairing: Agent Tequila x Reader.
Fandom: Kingsman.
Warnings: Mentions of drugs & alcohol.
Word Count: 1259.
A/N: This is one of my favourite fics I’ve written so far, so I hope you enjoy it!

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pipiringa  asked:

How would all the squad and vets react if they were forced to go on a road trip together?

Mikasa: Let’s get it over with
Bertholdt: Oh gosh no
Annie: ughhh
Eren: YES!!! I’M HYPED
Jean: Can we leave Eren at home tho?
Marco: That’s gonna be fun :)
Sasha: Ohhhhhh that’s so cool! But also scary…
Historia: I wouldn’t even ride to the next Store with y’all
Armin: Uhm okay… 
Ymir: Hahahaha YES

Levi: Kill me
Erwin: Hm, very well!
Nanaba: I don’t feel so good about this
Mike: Ohhh good, I’ll bring the weed
Moblit: Well, someone has to stay here and take care of the HQ right? :))))

okay but imagine kageyama advertising for a milk company

“buy milk” silence for a few seconds “milk is good”

but get this right??? when they go to the matches, some players playing against them actually recognize him and go all “there’s the dangerous little 10 we were hearing about……wait, THE MILK COMMERCIAL BOY IS PLAYING AGAINST US?" 

then when karasuno wins…

player 1: that milk commercial boy is really good, huh….
player 2: *whispers* i think i’m gonna buy milk from now on

the ad is a success

Cherry Blossom: Hey!

Carmine: What?

Cherry Blossom: What do you think you’re doing? 


Cherry Blossom: Mango is leaving.

Carmine: It’s better this way?

Cherry Blossom: The heck it is. Who knows when we will see her again and you’re gonna freeze her out before she gets on an hours long flight?

Carmine: It sounds worse when you say it.

Cherry Blossom: Trust me it’s worse regardless.

HQ Kareshi (Wedding): Hanamaki Takahiro (Wedding)

Hanamaki: Although this is the reception it still makes you feel nervous doesn’t it

Oikawa: Thank you for waiting. The entrance of the bride and groom

Hanamaki: Right lets go!

*clap clap*


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  • Daichi: Honey?
  • Sugawara: What?
  • Daichi: Where’s my super suit?
  • Sugawara: What?
  • Daichi: Where is my super suit?!
  • Sugawara: I, uh, put it away.
  • Daichi: Where?
  • Sugawara: Why do you need to know?Daichi: I need it!
  • Sugawara: Uh-uh! Don’t you think about running off doing no daring-do. We’ve been planning this dinner for two months!
  • Daichi: The public is in danger!
  • Sugawara: My evening’s in danger!Daichi: You tell me where my suit is! We are talking about the greater good!
  • Sugawara: 'Greater good’? I am your husband! I’m the greatest good you are ever gonna get!

literally the lowest bar i can set for the wicked movie is that we finally get black Fiyero instead of this white-washed hellhole we live in with the musical. but i’d be 0% surprised if they manage to limbo under that one too.

Guys, I think we need to talk about Rose

A warning: This may contain spoilers for The Last Jedi, both about Rose and just the film in general.

Okay guys, this is something that has been in my mind for some time, but I’ve been holding off saying anything on the naive hope that there would be some Rose footage in the trailer might prove my suspicions wrong. But obviously it was just too much to ask to have some footage on the first non-white female leading character in this trailer, so unfortunately, here we are. I’m going to put the rest of this post under a cut so that people who are trying to avoid negativity or spoilers can do so, but I think this is still important to address because if my fears turn out to be true, I don’t want us all to be blindsided without any warning.

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Certain - Part One

Thank you!! And yes to all of the above!! So much so that this became WAY TOO LONG! Part two will go up tomorrow (o^ ^o)

(Also, there are still a lot of prompts I’d like to get to, so if I haven’t written yours yet it doesn’t mean I’m not hoping to…it’s just going to take some time.)

Noya is pretty good at reading Asahi. Granted, it’s probably not really hard for anyone on the team to tell when their ace is feeling up or down, but Noya can do better than that. He knows the difference between Asahi being quiet because he’s worried about something that hasn’t happened yet (this usually involves a lot of finger-tapping on the side of his leg that he thinks no one notices), and when he’s afraid that he’s done something wrong (he gets smaller when he feels like this, his shoulders curling in towards each other), and when he’s just having a hard time with all the noise and activity around him and needs to close himself off.

That’s the hardest one for Noya, because when he sees Asahi closing his eyes, clenching his hands in his lap, it makes him want to get closer to him and fix things somehow, even though he knows Asahi is fine, that he can handle his feelings on his own. It’s just that Noya wants to be on the inside with Asahi, not the outside, because the thing is…he likes Asahi. A lot. He watches him and pays attention to him—way, way more than he probably should—and that’s how he knows him better than Asahi probably even realizes.

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Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu 
Winners and Losers

Hyper Projection Engeki Haikyuu, Winners and Losers, rehearsals have now begun!

We’re gonna work up a sweat so that we can make a really good production!  Our high school club life is beginning again.

…is what I say, but the serious stuff is after a little while longer (T_T)

Wait for us!!!

Translation by @nimbus-cloud