are those handcuffs

i just saw the most giganto roach ever in the hallway and unless it’s gonna let me ride on it’s back like appa i’m calling the exterminator immediately…………it was so big that i heard it’s footsteps………..it was big enough that if i had the foresight i could have put it in those plastic citizens arrest handcuffs and brought it down to the station………..

“The only thing holding you back is-”

“Myself?”

“I was going to say those handcuffs.”

My thoughts on SPN episode 12x07:

  • All I care about is that Cas is FINALLY in an episode again.
  • I’m over the Lucifer storyline, not gonna lie…
  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DO NOT LIKE THAT DEAN’S PHONE SAID CASS. I FEEL LIKE THE WRITERS DID THAT JUST TO MAKE US MAD. WELL IT WORKED.
  • LOL to Sam trying to hide his music from Dean.
  • Boyfriends picking on each other about their clothes. Nice. 
  • Sure. Use Cas as a babysitter for Crowley. That makes sense. Good use of his character. 
  • I dig Dean in leather and those sunglasses YAAASSSSSSS.
  • ENOCHIAN HANDCUFFS. THAT DEAN HAS. THAT WORK ON CAS.
  • Wait. So Cas is sacrificing himself. Again. And doesn’t care if he lives. Again. Greeeeeeat. 
  • Why is Castiel so weak??? One hit and he’s down???? GIVE ME BAMF!CAS.
  • I literally don’t understand why Cas is being written as useless and unable to fight???????
  • LOL Dean just shooting in the middle of a rock concert. 
  • YAAAASSSSSSSS SAM BEING STRONG AS HELL. CORRECTION - STRONGER THAN HELL.
  • Lucifer needs some serious therapy. 
  • Welp. At least Dean got the handcuffs back.
  • I love Sam and his continuing love for saving people. 

In conclusion: I am still mad about Dean’s phone saying “Cass” ashdkjashfhkg

0:11 seconds into Lay’s ‘Lose Control’ MV teaser, and the whole dang shabang is practically a Fifty Shades of Grey movie trailer..

WHAT THE HAAIIIIIILLLL ARE THOSE.

WHAT DO YOU PLAN ON DOING WITH THOSE HAND CUFFS MR. ZHANG YXING????? HUH. IS THIS A MOVIE TEASER FOR “FIFTY SHADES OF LAY”????????

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this is the most accurate gif depiction of my emotions and actions at the moment.

anonymous asked:

Yang checking Neo's wounds would give Neo the best chance to express her "feelings" for the blonde brawler lol. So much potential... Ya gotta finish that one up.. Do it for us Baked Alaska lovers lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I’ll be honest. I have considered doing something involving a bit of smut that has Yang getting “revenge” on Neo for all of the teasing over the years. Neo might be good at teasing and slipping away, but what would happen if Yang actually managed to catch her and make sure that she wasn’t going anywhere?

Alas, that particular idea isn’t near the top of the list. I’ve got a lot of other percolating away, and my original fiction is behind schedule, so I need to get back up to speed on that too. Sigh.

I guess I should give you guys a potential snippet.

X     X     X

“Don’t bother,” Yang growled. “You’re not getting out of those handcuffs.”

Neo glared back defiantly. So what if Yang had managed to handcuff her hands to the bed frame? She could get out of a pair of handcuffs. This was child’s play. Another second or two and…

“You know, you and Diana must be pretty good friends. That’s where you get all those cool, little gadgets of yours. But, you see, Diana’s like a little sister to me, a crazy, diabolical, evil little sister. So when I asked her if I could borrow a good pair of handcuffs, she didn’t bat an eye. She just gave me those.” Yang’s lips curled into a smile that was almost cruel. “Those handcuffs are designed to hinder any attempt at teleportation, intangibility, and anything else like that. They’re not perfect, but they’ll do for now. Sure, you could try and break them the old-fashioned way, but we both know that brute force isn’t your thing.”

Neo stilled. No wonder the handcuffs had looked familiar. Diana had developed them specifically to deal with rogue huntsmen and huntresses who could escape conventional restraints. 

“I see you understand.” Yang climbed up onto the bed and gave Neo’s cheek an affectionate pat. “You have a lot of fun teasing me, don’t you? You’re always so sure that you’ll never get caught. Well, I caught you, and I think it’s time for me to have a little fun.”

Under normal circumstances, Neo would have signed off an amusing remark, but the gleam in Yang’s eyes was disturbingly intense.

“Oh, relax, I’m not going to hurt you… much.” Yang bared her teeth. “But I think it’s time I let you know exactly who’s in charge.” She leaned forward. “And let me give you a hint: it’s not you.”

anonymous asked:

aren't you supposed to be IN those handcuffs though?

we have more than one pair, that’s the short pair
also why are you more focused on the handcuffs than how LOVED and POPULAR i am?

Penny once got “arrested” for jumping into a fountain at the mall and trying to get all the change. Security took her in the back room and put her on one of those benches that had handcuffs attached. Little did they know her uncle taught her how to get out of handcuffs. By the end of the ordeal, they just let her go because they can’t stand to have her around causing trouble in the back office for another second.

remember that fan theory about

Hit bein a war criminal and being defeated and ARRESTED BY FROST back from when we still thought Frost was nice because

“THE UNIVERSE IS SAFE NOW now quick get pictures of us”

“But Emperor Frost, couldn’t he easily break out of those handcuffs?”

“he’s NOT GETTIN AWAY FROM US DOnt WORRY”

GUYS

a novel where a guardian angel comes to earth to protect and guide the Chosen One to Fulfill God’s Plan but instead the angel stumbles on a con-artist False Prophet claiming to be the Chosen one and it comes to blows and they’re arrested

(”if you’re an angel, why don’t you just let yourself out of those handcuffs?” the false prophet taunts. “I could let myself out any time I wanted to, idolater, I just happen believe in the rule of law,” the angel sneers back.)

only after a week or so of languishing in jail, they’re grudging friends in a “fuck you, but also you shiver all night come on and share the warmth of my cloak” kind of way so when they’re released the angel is like

“whelp I’ve got to go find the actual chosen one god given duty and everything end-of-days, very important, but you could………come along………if you wanted to? it’s up to you of course”

and the false prophet is all “……….well I hate you (of course) but I don’t really have anything better to do”

ROAD TRIP TO FIND THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS possibly in post-apocalyptic america with an angel and an atheist con-artist