Last night I dreamt that I stood in line for hours to do a photo-op with Moffat and when it was finally my turn I sidled up next to him with a huge fangirl smile. My voice was syrupy sweet and he smiled magnanimously down at me as I gushed.
“I’m so happy I finally get to meet you! I’ve wanted to tell you, for quite some time now, that you’re awful. Really awful. Please stay away from the Doctor’s love life.”
And then I turned to the camera and grinned.
I was given a photo of myself and a ferret.