are they housemates omg

re: that post on the trope of roommates as OMG ROMANTIC AF

my experience with roommates (technically housemate?) is less “wink wink nudge nudge” and more “that loud asshole on the fourth floor is doing the thing again, hold my flower1 while i superglue his door shut”2


1 read: “hold our door open so that i can run back inside quickly”

2 this is a random hypothetical example in no way based on reality

anonymous asked:

i had mono for like a month last year and couldn't kiss my gf that entire time and :/// i relate to ur current feelings abt not being able to kiss ur gf getting sick is Homophobic

aaaaaah yeah omg my housemate has mono rn and her ldr boyfriend came for One day and I was whining abt not being able to kiss Ashe and she was like “yea my bf and I couldn’t kiss,…at all so” and I felt so bad ajsjdnd I’m just OVERDRAMATIC and I WANNA KISS HER

So I was staying at my boyfriends house...
  • Me: *gets woken up by The Driver playing*
  • Me: Am I dreaming? Where is that coming from?!
  • *Later in the kitchen*
  • *Boyfriends housemate walks in*
  • Me: Were you playing The Driver?
  • Housemate: Yeah it's my alarm. It's by Bastille do you know them? It's from their new mixtape.
  • Me: *jaw drops*
  • Boyfriend: no
  • Me: are yoU SERIOUS?!
  • Boyfriend: no
  • Housemate: *looks at my boyfriend*
  • Boyfriend: no
  • Me: THEY ARE MY FAVOURITE BAND OMG ASDFGHJKL
  • Boyfriend: no
  • Housemate: Yeah they are pretty cool
  • Me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR OTHER MIXTAPES?! DO YOU KNOW THEIR ALBUM?!?! OMG I LOVE THEM
  • Housemate:
  • Boyfriend: no

yeah that’s right, read and weep.

Omg my housemate is the worst

Gay people aren’t allowed be in relationships in a ‘straight’ bar.

I’m just laughing at him in his face.