Teen Wolf 5x08 Recap
This episode lowkey made me so sad as hell BuTTTTT LAYDEN THO
-LAYDEN IS OFFICIALLY CANNON SUCK MY WEREWOLF TITTIES ANTI LAYDEN SHIPPERS *RIDES A ROVER CACKLING INTO THE SUNSET*
-Ouroboros? Jeff Davis STFU that some Chamber of Secrets shit right there Deaton gonna need a Kanima to speak Parseltongue for him
- SHERIFF STILINSKI U A FREAKING HOE. NOW UR DOING UR DAMN JOB BITCH???UR MUGGLE ASS CAN’T EVEN BELIEVE YOUR OWN SON.
-After 5 seasons you finally give us a clue to Stiles first name, Jeff Davis. That M stands for nothing but mofo cuz that’s what u r Davis.
-Melissa being a bad bitch and standing up for this nonsense!!!
-LiAm iS trYING TO PROTECT haydEN and OH gOD MY SON IS GROWING UP SO FAST
-*ALERT ALERT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT DETECTED WITHIN MASON HEWITT* (so proud of my bby Mason for attempting to save his friends and saving Scott for the second time this season)
-THE BIGGEST DOUCHE OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO SHERIFF!!!
-THE PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO MELISSA MCCALL!!!
-THE DOUCHIEST PARENT OF THE YEAR AWARD GOES TO THE DESERT WOLF!!!!!!!!
-hold tf up ain’t that sign have the same number that Kira acupunctured on her bedframe???
-KIRA WHY TF KIRA?????SHERIFF THAT IS IT U MESSED WITH MAMA AND NOW U FUCKING UP KIRA??!!!! IMMA WHOOP UR BADGED ASS
-THEO U SHADY FINE ASS MOTHERFUCKER U PLANNED THIS WHOLE DISASTER U STAYED HOME SO THEY WOULDN’T SUSPECT YOU THEN U GO OUT AND RESCUE LAYDEN BITCH LIKE U DON’T KNOW WHERE THEY ARE THEN U COCKBLOCK THEM IN YOUR TRUCK AND THEN U BRING THEM HOME LIKE WHOOPDEE HOLLY DOO IM THE HERO NUH UH ASSHAT JUST BC U GIVE GOOD ASS HUGS DOESN’T MEAN UR OFF THE HOOK SCOTT STILES AND I THINK U AIN’T SHIT
-WINGS??? MOTHERfucking wings??? Unless u a guardian angel sent to Earth to fix this bullshit of a town IDGAF
-I literally want to wrap Scott into a burrito blanket and give him hot cocoa. He thinks its all his fault and is falling so hard and doesn’t know what to believe anymore and Scira is dying oh god and he’s yelling and my bby is exhausted and doesn’t deserve this.
-Malia DON’T DESERVE THIS PETER IS ALREADY THE BAD PARENT. DESERT WOLF U A COLD HEARTED BITCH FOR WANTING TO KILL YOUR OWN DAUGHTER. NO WONDER TALIA SENT MALIA AWAY.