Dear Buckster. I have an Angry Smol friend. She is pissed about the election, and dudebros and misogyny. . I too, am angry and willing to storm the Patriarchy, right beside her. But she has a habit of wandering about alone, saying "fight me" with no back up. You kept your Angry Smol alive for years. HOW DO I KEEP MY ANGRY SMOL SAFE? Do I need to get a leash? Bribery? Sit on her? Also, how do I keep her away from Mad Scientists with Weird Serums and Gamma Rays?
well, once upon a time, i tried to teach stevie some fighting basics, when it was clear that he would 1. not be getting much taller and 2. not be any less of a little shit. that was only kind of successful. i was a boxing champ back in the day, so i knew how to punch, and i taught stevie how, as best he could, but he only used that skill to go start fights with people. so.
stevie was predictable though. if i knew where he was, i could pretty reliably guess where exactly he would be when he started throwing punches. that helped.
sitting on her will only work until one of you gets hungry. and shell probably just try to use a leash as a weapon.
frankly the whole mad scientist scene isnt all bad. steve wins a lot more fights, and i still look young and gorgeous 70 years down the line. and nobody really picks on the hulk, so at least you wouldnt have to worry about that.
but honestly your best bet is forming an Angry Smol defense squad. keeping stevie alive was a lot easier when the howlies were in the picture, and these days i have all manner of crazy backup.
hasnt stopped stevie from picking fights with idiots though. i know a loosing battle when i see one