are not jokes at all

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@moonhartsffxiv : For all Anarba’s goofy charm, the man CAN be quite intimidating looking! He’s quite aware that his appearance can frighten those outside the Xaela tribes… and in some of his first jobs found his loud voice and glowing gaze frightened children and more timid ladies, despite his good will.

With his ears, he looks so silly that no one finds him threatening at all… which is exactly what he wants. A man can’t preach the good word of Nophica to people who are afraid to listen… and it’s nice to see babies laugh instead of cry when he looks at them~

i had my photo taken for a hospital id badge today. they took a photo from the front, then for a joke i turned to the side as if i was about to have a 2nd photo taken like i was in a police line up. the person taking my photo just gave me a weird look and said “we just need the one photo thanks” so i think my attempted humour was lost on them :(

anonymous asked:

Today I learned that a gay black Transman cussing me out and saying bisexuals don't exist is some how straight white mens fault. I have to forgive him and be patient since he is a POC suffering from internal racism and homophobia and transphobia...

Everything is straight white mens fault. The pea oh sees, LGBTQI2A*+ and women can do nothing wrong ever. Check your privilege.

s0nnycarisi  asked:

gurl everyone in the svu fandom is a multi fandom blog now. We Are All Bitterly Blogging About Other Things.

lol why do you say that? Because I look at my dash and barely recognize anyone since they’ve al changed their urls to non-SVU things? :D

but don’t you ever change that url tho

Seriously though, lawd knows I used to keep my blog 100% Sonny/Barisi/SVU, because I like to think I’m dedicated, and even I’ve faltered. If I can’t do it, I don’t know who can. But I wish strength to those who try <33333

Oh and, speaking for myself, the reason I’ve started (re)blogging Other Things is because an exclusive SVU blog would be about 90% saltiness right now, and I’m not about that life. much

I still want my blog to have a positive vibe, so I try to focus on:

a) SVU speculation, because our conversations are infinitely better and more creative than what canon is giving us,

b) SVU shitposting, because you @s0nnycarisi are my role model, and

c) Other Shows which do, in fact, make me happy. Like Lucifer, and The Young Pope, and Veep, and who knows what else.

Because I still like to smile when I post here :)

Me: *picks barghest up* hello you small lil pupper

Barghest: I have dementia and horrible night terrors every time I close my eyes because my humanity is slowly slipping away the more I am infected with this beast curse. I do not remember who I was before I was a beast and I do not remember my family or friends. All I know now is how to function as a hunter and a beast while trying to run away from my inevitable transformation into a full beast and I fear that day and I pray I dont hurt anyone.

Me: Oh good perfect it’s backstory is already fucked up my job here is done

The one regret I have about meeting Teb

Is that I didn’t know him in 2013 spring semester, cause my philosophy professor gave extra credit for any decent philosophy memes that we showed him and if I had known about Tebs existence back then I would have had at least a A in the class instead of a C.

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드라마 데뷔 축하해요! #배우김태형 ლζ*♡ε♡*ζლ
congratulations on your drama debut, actor kim taehyung~
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Viktuuri Wedding redrawing ‘cause I saID I WAS GONNA DO IT

Original post idea by @miyukiz

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Grand Prix Final Marseille 2016: A Story Pt. 1

Sources: 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 567 / 8 / 9

STEVEN UNIVERSE! - PERIDOT DISCOURSE

Hey what’s up everyone? I know seeing this on your dash might alarm you, but you know what I don’t care anymore! I’ve had a problem with this every since her redemption arc began in Log Date 8 6 7 5 3 09 whatever! And I’m sick of it literally being shoved in our face and NO ONE POINTING IT OUT

BITCH DONT KNOW HOW TO SPELL ANALYSIS

new years resolutions for each type

to be taken seriously

intp: sleep at a proper time jesus christ
istp: give a shit
enfj: stop making aesthetics. we have enough. s t o p
istj: do something fun for once
esfp: stop spending impulsively smh
isfp: needs!! more!! self-confidence!!!
estj: stop :)) wanting to fight everything :)
infp: s t o p avoiding responsibilities
enfp: stop screaming
estp: become a contributing member of society
intj: learn to love
esfj: stop spending money on scented candles. you have enough.
entj: be less Edgy
infj: follow your own advice lmao
isfj: go out more
entp: stop making shrek jokes (please we’re begging)

me @ myself: u are a lovely young woman! you are a catch! anyone would be lucky to have you! your loneliness and pain won’t last forever! you will get your happiness one day, you deserve it!

myself @ me: 

i want to see alex and maggie in bed together. i want to see alex in reading glasses with her book, and maggie with her messy bun working on paperwork. i want maggie finally snuggling down to go to sleep and alex absentmindedly rubbing her back while she reads some more. i want to see alex already awake some morning, watching maggie sleep because she looks so cute even though she snores a little bit. i want to see maggie coming in extra late when alex is already asleep, crawling into bed and immediately big spooning alex so she can kiss her neck because she’s happy to be home. i just really want those sweet, domestic moments that happen naturally when you’re comfy with someone.