Seb being the perfect gentleman in public Opening doors for you/helping you up the stairs But on the set, it’s SOOOO different Seb constantly tripping you up Making you laugh behind the camera Making you laugh during the most inappropriate moments Director: “Y/N, we are making a horror movie, not a comedy!” Director: “Y/N, Seb, you have just witnessed your family being killed. I don’t get the joke?” Director: “Y/N, Seb… You know what? I give up. I retire!” Fans shipping you to the next level Fans calling you ‘Mum’ and 'Dad’ Awkward questions being asked at ComicCon panels Fan: “Y/N, judging off of the sex scenes you have filmed with Seb and any personal experience, how good is he in bed?” Y/N: “Why do you need to know that?” Fan: “A science project for school.” Y/N: “Oh well if it’s a matter of life and death I guess I have to answer!” Seb: “Wait! Hold on! What do you mean by 'personal experience’?” Star gazing in the middle of late night shoots Seb: “A shooting star! Make a wish!” Y/N: “What did you wish for?” Seb: “Another increasingly explicit sex scene.” Pranking each other on set Slagging each other off in interviews Interviewer: “So, Y/N what is it like working with Sebastian?” Y/N: “Horrific! He constantly messes around, always up to no good, ruins the set. He really is a pain in the butt.” Seb *voice faintly heard in the distance*: “I heard that!” Leaving weird gifts in each other’s trailers Seb leaving you a bouquet of flowers one day and a sex toy the next The gifts getting weirder and weirder as filming progresses Makeup artist: “So what did he leave you today, Y/N?” Y/N: “A pile of loose change…” Makeup artist *desperately trying to sound optimistic*: “You never know, it might come in handy one day.” The loose change did indeed come in handy as you spent the whole day throwing it at Sebastian and screaming at him“PEASANT!” Having to get over the awkwardness and slight fear of being naked in front of each other Seb having to take a break because he’d pulled a muscle flexing so much Filming a fight scene Accidentally punching him in the face Sebastian dramatic falling to the floor in pain and pretending to cry, Y/N *while flexing and staring straight down the lens*: “Hulk 2.0, will shortly be in a cinema near you.” Taking pictures at the premiere together Messing around in the screening Throwing popcorn at each other Having to answer questions the next day about a film you didn’t even end up watching The press tour Sitting next to each other on plane rides Watching movies at the exact same time so you can laugh together Ending up sleeping on each other The cast picking on you both for being so cute Being the most stereotypical tourists and pissing off all the local people
A/N: REQUESTS ARE OPEN and constructive crititism is appreciated!