are actually working now

Just writer problems: taking a five minute study break and ending up finishing chapter 24.

i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

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a very important compilation of the most incredible emotional breakdowns as shown by the men (and a few women, actually) of gallifreybase.com following the announcement of jodie whittaker as the 13th doctor
enjoy the baby rage

happy birthday (part 1) to my favorite character ever, you deserve the world baby

givenchy & gold, part i (m.)

;pairing — jungkook/reader

;warnings — sex | implied exhibitionism | mild dom/sub tones | if u’ve got a praise kink then ur gonna love this | mentions of daddy kinks | instances of spanking 

;summary — you’re the supervisor of the clothing department with a lot of useless lingerie knowledge, jungkook is the jewelry department’s defiant hot boy who flirts in wristwatch brands. basically an upscale retail au, but with lots of implied under-the-counter sex. and when an opportunity presents itself to fuck each other in the boss’s office after hours, you’re both too hot for each other to say no.

;word count — 20k im so sorry

part i | part ii | drabbles

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HEY IT’S A (really late) VALENTINE’S DAY SEQUEL TO THIS! You should really look at that to understand what’s going on, but as a quick backstory to this, Adrien found out the scarf he thought his dad gave him was from Marinette, it upset him too much so he gave it back to her.

And then I hated that it was just angst so I made this to make up for it? What started as a one page thing turned into a too-many-pages thing. Hence being like… 2 weeks later for V-day. Oh well! Enjoy!

Also, as for what Marinette actually got Adrien…

anonymous asked:

Hi! I l oooooove your art so much, it's just such a beautiful, gentle, impressive style, WOW. I'd love to ask for forehead kisses if I may? Yuuri on Viktor or Viktor on Yuurr, whatever you feel like <3 Thank you!

kissing victor’s forehead, because it’s full of love  🌸

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A Month of Spook - (7/31)

YAY JUMPSCARES! - Dan and Phil play: Five Nights At Freddy’s 2

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….thats another space daycare theyre banned from lol

she tries to make friends but she likes to gnaw on things and doesnt get why it’s bad to do

Older Au Masterpost

C4 from this

I reblogged it at one point but realized that no one was actually going to request what I wanted to draw so I just did what I wanted

I’m imagining Gon tried to kiss Killua in public but he’s not ready for it yet :3c