arctic seals

If you’re ever feeling sad and need a pick-me-up then allow me to give you a suggestion:

Harp seals. 

They’re like marshmallows of the arctic.

Just look at them go!!

They’re so cute!!!

I giggle every time I see a little harp seal

He’s so happy!!!

In conclusion: If you’re sad, look at harp seals. You won’t be sad anymore.

Kinda posting these out of order… This is the second Rick that Scrappy Morty got paired up with after the loss of his original Rick. This Rick was the rare Arctic Naturalist Rick, who after seven months of being paired up with a new Morty, was eaten by a leopard seal.

Also thanks to @lieutenantruby for the pose suggestion and the space penguin. ;3

anonymous asked:

*wiggles over* psssttt how would our new gerudo champ react to arctic seals

~skeleton

-riju be like: SEALS? IN THE COLD? AN OUTRAGE

-does not believe it until she sees them with her own 2 eyes

-when she does she is amazed

-“they swim in cold water, they are so brave, so majestic”

-one of her guards: “what are they doing?” riju: *crying* “their best”

-tells her guards to make plushies of them

-in other words its love at first sight

Sentence Starters based on secenes where Sokka needs to chill 

“Do you even hear yourself?”

“Why is it that every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?!”

“You can’t really tell the future.”

*insert name here*, I’m coming for you, buddy!”

“Look! Can your fortune-telling explain that?”

“You think if we dig out the giant owl, he’ll give us a ride?”

“I’d like to spend my vacation…AT THE LIBRARY!”

“Its a giant mushroom! Maybe it’s friendly!”

“What? I didn’t steal anything. Who told you that?!”

“Haa! Sneak attack!”

“Speaking of that third-eyed freak, I think I’ve come up with a name for him. What do you think of… Sparky-Sparky Boom Man?”

“That woman is crazy! My life will be calm and happy and joyful!”

“Ow! That doesn’t prove anything.”

“Oh, no, I can’t. It’s permanently glued to my skin.”

“This isn’t the same as delivering an arctic seal! This is a real… human… thing!”

“How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?”

“Why do things keep attaching to me?!”

“FOOD EATS PEOPLE!” 

“Go to your room!”

“That settles it! No more school for you, young man.”

“Yeah, get him to come back and say he’ll be our prisoner, then we’ll jump him and really make him our prisoner. He’ll never suspect it!”

“What!? Now? Can’t you hold it in or something?”

“Oh, great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank you.”

“It was you! You ratted me out!”

“Who is this guy?! Is he taller than me?”

“I’ve kissed a girl! You just haven’t met her.”

“Who lit *insert name here* on fire?”

“Are you okay? You have to be more careful. Come on!”

“We’re in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!”

“I want to eat you!”

“Drink cactus juice. It’ll quench ya. Nothing is quenchier. It’s the quenchiest!”

“Yeah, the only thing we’re hatching is… An egg.”

*insert name here*, no! You’ve killed us all!”

“You know what I love about *insert name here* the most? His sense of humor.”

“Oh, no! I knew it was only a matter of time! *insert name here* ate *insert name here*!”

“Okay, karma person or thing…Whoever’s in charge of this stuff…If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat…And sarcasm. Okay? That’s all I got. That’s pretty much my whole identity.”

“Friendly mushroom! Mushy giant friend!”