someone: you’re surprisingly mature for a teenager.

jughead: thanks, it’s the trauma.

Jughead in 2x10
  • Veronica: Hey, Jughead, I-
  • Jughead: SNAKES DON'T SHED THEIR SKIN SO EASILY, LOYALTY COMES FIRST! SERPENT GANG FOR LIFE! 🐍🐍🐍
  • Veronica:
  • Toni:
  • Sweet Pea:
  • Fangs:
  • Jughead: 🐍🐍🐍
  • Jughead: I worked on your construction project today.
  • Fred Andrews: Yes, I saw. Nice work.
  • Jughead: Alright, cool. Thanks, dad.
  • Archie: Oh my God.
  • Jughead: What? Why is everyone staring at me?
  • Betty: You just called Fred Andrews "dad". You said, "thanks, dad."
  • Jughead: What? No, I didn't. I said, "thanks, man."
  • Fred Andrews: Do you see me as a father figure, Jughead?
  • Jughead: No, I see you as a bother figure! Because you're always bothering me!
  • Archie: Hey, show your father some respect!

Me: Okay I think I’m already in enough fandoms, I’m not entering any new one. Nope, I’m not ruining my life anymore. DO NOT ENTER. Also me: *watches a new tv show, film, book, music band or whatever*

Originally posted by agarrame-el-nervio

someone: *tries to make archie feel guilty*

archie: the joke’s on you!! i feel guilty 97% of the time about Everything I Do!!!!