archer:s4e10

no offense but like can we talk about the rest of the finale? cophine aside, so much shit actually happened??

  • THERE IS A LEGIT CURE
  • the neolution board
  • evie is dead like fuck that doctor turned the worm against her
  • alison and donnie living with helena HOLY CRAP
  • ALISON LOVING HELENA
  • krystal “i’ve been told i’m a 10″ goderitch meeting sarah “a 7 on a good day” manning
  • KRYSTAL IN GENERAL OH MY GOD
  • charlotte is as scary as kira
  • why are the kids so scary on this show??
  • but for real susan told her a lot apparenly
  • she knows too much for a little kid
  • kira talking about all the clones still out there and my heart broke
  • ira is too good for this world too pure
  • FERDINAND MAKING RACHEL A FRITTATA
  • ferdinand teaming up with rachel against the sisters
  • SARAH AS KRYSTAL I AM ALIVE
  • sarah hopping on a freaking chopper to go save her girl cosima
  • RACHEL
  • DUNCAN
  • like fuck where do i even begin with rachel??
  • she owns the entire world, my ass included
  • the rachel/susan kitchen scene
  • the rachel/susan lab scene
  • the rachel/susan bedroom scene
  • THE PROPUNK FIGHT SCENE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
  • how did they even shoot this wtf???
  • rachel ducan fucking losing her shit 
  • sarah is honestly all alone in a creepy island #SaveSarah
  • susan telling rachel the neolution founder is actually alive and is possibly the person behind everything??
  • cosima stole the cure so what is rachel left with?? was she lying to the board???
  • also shit there are so many groups within neolution
  • THIS SHOW IS TOO MUCH FOR ME *collapses*

SO MUCH HAPPENED BESIDES COPHINE YOU GUYS!! and this list above isn’t even complete, like so much happened in 45 minutes and yet i see nothing of it on my dash.

monettica  asked:

Oh my fucking god if you had bothered to read the books you would have known that Shae had been playing Tyrion like a lute the entire time.

lol okay, you know that the book and the show version’s Shae are very different, correct? Alright, let’s talk about book-Shae for a minute.

Shae was a teenage camp-follower, only interested in the money and security that Tyrion could provide. He really made up a romance in his head, falling in love with her. Tyrion then brought Shae into the Red Keep and made her act as Lollys’s maid despite her not wanting to, despite Tywin threatening something bad would happen if he brought a whore into the Keep. But she did the job anyway, for a while. When Tyrion’s star fell and he was accused of murder, Shae did what she had to do. It was either go down with Tyrion (and they sure as hell wouldn’t treat a lowborn sex worker pretending to be a maid with the same care that they treat a nobleman) or stay alive.

This does not mean that she deserved to die.

Book-Shae does not deserve to die for not being in love with Tyrion Lannister and for valuing her life more than she valued his. She did not seek him out in the first place, and he is the one who inflated it into a true romance rather than a business arrangement or sexual companionship. She actually appeared to have some affection for him but she never failed to be realistic. Shae was the sexual equivalent of Bronn in many ways.

Get it through your head. Tyrion Lannister is not the center of everyone’s world. Tyrion knows that; god knows why so many fans can’t get it through their head.

I have no interest in debating this all day but I have several more messages from furious Tyrion fanboys in my inbox just like this one, so I’m going to go ahead and answer only the one for time’s sake.