archer and anders

Dear fandom

Why do you keep forgetting that Sebastian is a sassy little shit? I mean it’s all precious and sweet, that you keep depicting him as this innocent, ever-friendly, Maker-loving choir boy, but have you also considered these?

Before a fight:
“Maker preserve their stupid, stupid souls.“

When killing and enemy:
“Arrows courtesy of Sebastian Vael!“

After a fight:
“And I just cleaned my armour.”

About to KO:
“Why do they always go for the archers?“

Anders: How can you have so much faith? Does nothing bother you?
Sebastian: You’re bothering me.

Aveline: I’ve seen greater men than you use that excuse.
Sebastian: Noted and ignored, Captain.

Fenris: I can’t decide if it is certainty you have, or blindness.
Sebastian: (Chuckles) At least you can’t decide. 

Isabela: You weren’t? You weren’t going to tell me to comfort the needy and give freely of myself?
Sebastian: From what I hear, you already give yourself quite freely.

To Isabela if she returned to give the stolen book back:
“It’s frightening, isn’t it, to realize you have the potential to be a better person?”

Merrill: I’ve always wondered: how do your Divines choose their names?
Sebastian: They write all the best sacred names on slips of paper and stuff them in a miter.
Sebastian: Then the newly elected Divine picks a name out of the hat.
Merrill: What if she picks a name she doesn’t like? Does she have to keep it?
Sebastian: Of course she does. How do you think we got four Divines named Hortensia?

Sebastian with Hawke in the Legacy DLC:
“I wish my parents could see me now. They always said I had “no sense of the dignity of my station.” A disgrace to the Vael name.”
<Location dependent>
“Now, here I am, tracking down dwarven ruffians…”
“Now, here I am, traipsing around the Deep Roads like a common soldier.”
(If Hawke has a diplomatic/helpful personality)
Hawke: I’m sure they’d be proud of you for defending a friend.
Sebastian: They must be rolling in their graves…
(If Hawke has a humorous/charming personality)
Hawke: If you could bring your family back from the dead, that’s what you’d want? For them to be disappointed in you?
Sebastian: (Laughs) How else would I know it’s really them?
(If Hawke has an aggressive/direct personality)
Hawke: They’re dead. Let them go.
Sebastian: They must be rolling in their graves…

During the Tallis DLC when looking for Hawke:
And we are back to front yet again.
Blessed Andraste, guide us. Protect our friends in this dark hour.
Right. Prayer. Useful, useful. Or we could do something.
Guide us by the wisdom of your light… in silence.

During the Tallis DLC Act 3:
So if I put an apple on my head, could you shoot it off?
Sebastian: Considering what you’ve led us into, I don’t think that would be wise. 

Archer and Anders

archer-and-anders had written the book on how to mix hot and funny. In every story he has written I have laughed out loud. He stays motivated to finish his stories even when the rest of his life is crazy busy and feels guilty when he doesn’t give constant updates! I admire him so very very much!

Oh Archer, I love his cocky little attitude so much. Although I have to admit I LOVE it most when he bottoms. Something about Archer just loving it while he says otherwise just works for me.

Then you have his collab with giant-sequoia. A whole other universe of hot and sexy. These two just belong together, as much as I love their respective Anders’ I just want them to work it out. ;_;

Submitted by anon <3

Ash, you know how I feel about Archer. But I hope you also know how I admire your ability to balance a story, it can be charming and funny and incredibly emotional at the same time. You were the first writer who helped me overcome my aversion to smut, because c’mon, its Archer and Anders.

Also expressing my love for Unwittingly Alike (Warning, lots of porn. Don’t click that link in the office). I have been known to make fangirl scribbles for these two. I wish I could draw properly so I could make a sexy picture of Archer and Mikey (not forgetting Andy and Anders).

(The beautiful artwork up there is by Negacrow here on Tumblr, but there was so much lovely art to choose from for Ash’s work. So inspiring!)

thebloodychampion  asked:

‘i’m pregnant and horny’ sex (F!Archer)

Anders had been reading and writing , when suddenly Archer was there too, between him and the desk, sitting on his lap and kissing him with needing lips. Anders smiled at him and wrapped his arms around his smaller female body and returned the kiss. “You have something on your mind?” he chuckled and raised a brow at him, while his hands went on her breasts and touched them. They were soft and around , more bigger than before.

Anders flushed as he heard someone enter the room but stopped when he noticed archer.  “Hello love.  Long time.  Where have you been?”

Archer couldn’t actually see Anders but he was sure that he looked lovely no matter how jhe looked “Well…outside. For the most part.”

jealousy / closed


Adam was acting very strange since Archer came together with Anders, like he was jealous but he never shown any interest in Anders. So why was Adam jealous. Now they were both at their home, Anders was working late or he was at a seminar, he only knew he would be gone for like a week. “What is wrong with you? Ever since I came together with him you act really strange.”