anonymous asked:

tfp wheeljack, arcee, ratchet, and bee when their human s/o makes them watch a classic scary movie with them? 💖 (especially if the human is a little frightened of horror films)

The classic scary movie I choose so I don’t have to think of 4 different titles is Nightmare on Elm Street!

{TFP}

Wheeljack
~He was unimpressed the moment the first scene popped up.
~They clearly cannot edit movies
~Shut up, Wheeljack
~He’s a little more impressed the more it goes on.
~Not with the movie, oh no. This movie sucks.
~No he’s enjoying you pressing yourself into his neck cables.
~Those cute little scared whimpers and the tiny jumps against his neck.
~He’ll gently place a servo over you, rubbing your back softly.
~He whispers little things, don’t worry I’ve got you, I won’t let anyone hurt you, so on and so forth.
~Suggests turning off the movie and doing something else.
~Laughs when you deny everything and put on the bravest pout he thinks he’s ever seen.
~He’s not the least bit surprised when he has to put his servo back over you.
~He also doesn’t mind, you’re too cute for him to mind.

Arcee
~She is not a fan of horror movies, they bore her.
~She finds the older ones especially boring.
~However, she will not say a word about it to you because she knows you’re looking forward to watching it with her.
~Doesn’t even complain about the terrible effects.
~The first time you jump, she doesn’t think any thing of it.
~The second time she looks at you funny.
~Laughs when you hide in her neck.
~If you’re scared why are you watching this?
~Laughs again when you answer that you like it!
~You’re ridiculous, but she loves you, so she doesn’t say anything else.
~Will gently pet your head once in a while.
~Might occasionally comfort you with a few words about how she’s here and nothing will hurt you.
~Spends most of the movie watching you and your cute reactions, especially when you try to brave through it.

Ratchet
~He’s not even sure how you talked him into this but he already hates it.
~He’s got work to do!
~These effects are terrible.
~Why are you humans so interested in these movies?
~There terrible.
~/Shut. Up. Ratchet./
~It’s hard to be scared when you’re so annoyed with his annoyance.
~He finally shuts up when he realizes that you’re getting aggravated.
~That doesn’t mean he likes this movie, he just doesn’t want to make you mad.
~Looks at you surprised the first time you jump and the next time looks at you like you skipped growing a second head and went right for growing two more.
~You wanted to watch this and now you’re scared.
~Rolls his eyes, but he’s smiling, when you tell him to shut up and put on your brave face.
~Doesn’t say anything when you jump again.
~Blushes a bit when you hide in his neck.
~Can’t concentrate the rest of the movie.

Bumblebee
~He’s already into it and it hasn’t even started.
~He’s almost as excited as you.
~Doesn’t care that the effects are bad, he already loves it.
~He actually leans forward he’s so excited, it almost makes you slide of his shoulder.
~He smiles a bit as he leans back up and makes sure your okay.
~Jumps at the same time you do. Oh no.
~The second time you both jumps he moves to hold you to his chassis as well.
~You both ‘hide’ at the same time, you in his chassis, and him ducking his head so he looks at you instead of the screen.
~This was a terrible idea but neither of you want to admit you’re scared.
~You’re gonna brave through it dammit.
~The end of the movie is met with regret.
~You don’t want to sleep, what if he comes for you?!
~Bumblebee has actually /had/ someone evil in his head, he’s scared to recharge now.
~You both end up passing out together sometime in the late am.

TFP characters as dril tweets
  • Optimus Prime: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
  • Ratchet: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: “theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron”
  • Bumblebee: 1st grade: Mastered. 2nd Grade: MAstered. 3rd Grade: Mastered. 4th Grade: Heres when they start trying to trick you 5th Grade:This ones hard
  • Arcee: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian
  • Bulkhead: i fear my tropical fish no longer respect me after i accidetnally stumbled backwards & smushed my ass hole right up against their $3000 tank
  • Wheeljack: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
  • Cliffjumper: priest plugs my coffin in at the end of the funeral. “MILLERTIME” lights up in neon on the side, desecrating my corpse & sending me to hell
  • Smokescreen: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. I hoot and holler out of the building while a bunch of losers try to tell me that im dying
  • Ultra Magnus: Blocked. Blocked. Blocked. You are all blocked. None of you are free of sin
  • Jack: yes trolls. unlike you, i have a brain. its called a " JOB "
  • Raf: downloading shit loads of counterfeit papa john coupons through unsecure wifi net works
  • Miko: DAD: i just heard on t he news that teens are taking the "Kick My Ass" challenge. please dont do this ME: you have no power over me, old man
  • Jane Darby: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no
  • Fowler: i enjoy a bit of "Humour" every now and then, but people seriously need to stop tying me to a chair and injecting me with unknown substances
  • Megatron: my followeres, who all hate me, and wish to kick my ass, are nobodys, and they lack the combat training to injure me, because theyre infant
  • Stascream: I just looked up the stats and the number of meaningful relationships ive formed is less than the number of public restrooms ive Screamed in
  • Soundwave: im the guy who airbrushes the nipples out of pro wrestling ads. i make $85k a year. but i have a secret *removs shades to reveal nipple eyes
  • Knockout: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off
  • Breakdown: my grave is just a huge tv displaying videos of me doing parkour in hell and it makes all the other graves look like shit
  • Arachnid: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally
  • Shockwave: i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect.
  • Predaking: please bring your rats to the new castle flea market so I may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen priest outfit
  • Dreadwing: (the trolls watch in astonishment as the milk shake they threw at me flawlessly bounces off of my head wwith minimal pain and mess involved)
  • Unicron: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo* Damn That's Weird

Differences between popular fanon and IDW G1 canon:

Popular fanon: Optimus was a devoted spiritual leader.

IDW G1 canon: Optimus was an atheist.

Popular fanon: Rodimus was a young yet capable leader.

IDW G1 canon: Rodimus was a man-child.

Popular fanon: Arcee was a people-person with gentle spark.

IDW G1 canon: Arcee was socially awkward and undefeatable warrior.

Popular fanon: Bluestreak was a sweet woobie who needed a hug.

IDW G1 canon: Bluestreak was a traitor.

Popular fanon: You can trust Prowl.

IDW G1 canon: You cannot trust Prowl.

Popular fanon: Jazz was a charming social butterfly that could woo anyone, no matter what species they were.

IDW G1 canon: Have you seen how awkward Jazz was trying to reach out to that girl?

Popular fanon: Orion Pax was a nerdy bookworm with kind heart and hidden courage, hated violence and good at diplomatic.

IDW G1 canon: Orion Pax was a super cop, diplomatic was not his strong suit, and when really, really angry he quick to resort to violence (asked Prowl).

Popular fanon: Sideswipe was a witty prankster and talented merchant.

IDW G1 canon: According to TV Tropes, Sideswipe was a dumb muscle.

Popular fanon: Sunstreaker was the writers’ favourite twin to kill in order to induce angst.

IDW G1 canon: Sunstreaker was Simon Furman’s favourite plaything.

Popular fanon: Ultra Magnus was Optimus’s brother.

IDW G1 canon: Ultra Magnus was a legacy.

Popular fanon: The Dinobots and the Protectobots were Ratchet and Wheeljack’s children.

IDW G1 canon: They were not related.

Popular fanon: Swoop was the Dinobots’ field medic.

IDW G1 canon: The Dinobots used to have a medic and he was not Swoop.

Popular fanon: Perceptor was never wrong no matter what he did (and he was awesome even without a sniper gun).

IDW G1 canon: Perceptor sometimes did something wrong…

Popular fanon: Elita-1 was a badass female leader.

IDW G1 canon: Elita was a badass female leader and evil.

Popular fanon: Jetfire/Skyfire was Starscream’s Morality Pet.

IDW G1 canon: Did they ever interact with each other?

Popular fanon: Wheeljack was the one responsible for inventing bizarre, mind-blowing inventions.

IDW G1 canon: That job fell to Brainstorm.

Popular fanon: Combiners teams were siblings and were a norm in Cybertronian society.

IDW G1 canon: Combiners teams were five or six unrelated bots forced to join together and were considered perversion by some.

Popular fanon: Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were inseparable.

IDW G1 canon: Sideswipe and Sunstreaker had strain relationship.

Popular fanon: Sideswipe and Sunstreaker were known as the Terror Twins.

IDW canon: Arcee and Galvatron were the Terror Twins.

Popular fanon: Ratchet was grumpy and caring.

IDW G1 canon: Ratchet was grumpy and caring.

my favourite character’s weapons in no order

optimus prime: lava axe and blue lazer guns

bumblebee: shooty guns

arcee: lesbIAN BLADES

chromia: sheer power of anger alone

Starscream: words and screaming

Thundercracker: pureness

Ironhide: he is the weapon

Wheeljack: who knows what it’ll be next

Megatron: a giant a$$ cannon – wait, you don’t fight anymore? oh, wait, so now the power of edge and darkness is at your side? oh, there’s your cannon again. nevermind. No fighting. Just words.

Rodimus: a campfire gone wrong

Ultra magnus: rules

Prowl: tables

Fulcrum: suicide – wait, that doesn’t work

Misfire: mistakes

ratchet: the power of being 100% done with everything

Grimlock: flame sword

whirl: zero shits

  • Megatron: I care for all of my soldiers equally.
  • Megatron: Soundwave, Shockwave, and *looks at smudged handwriting on arm plates* Ice cream.