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Merry Christmas you angelfaces!

i hope you all have fabulous christmases

xoxoxoxo Alexa (Bossypamts)

Tag Five People You Want to Get to Know Better

Tagged by the lovely Lexie @ arcademermaid !!

  • name: Hayley
  • time: 7:58pm
  • average hours of sleep per night: 8-10hrs
last thing i googled: “busyness” wanted to know if it was a real word 
  • nickname: Hayl, “eeee” by my 3yr old cousin, derived from the ley part of my name lmao
birthday: February 21st
  • gender: female
  • height: 5′5″
  • favorite color: pink
  • one place that makes me happy: my room
  • favourite film: movies i grew up with like nemo, toy story, etc
  • what i’m wearing right now: gym pants 
  • last book you read: I can’t even remember the last book I’ve read :/
most used phrase: “Shit eh?”
first word that comes to mind: coachella
  • favourite beverage: pepsi 
favourite food: poutine
last film i saw in theatres: godzilla
dream vacation: toronto/montreal
dream wedding: small, summer. i’d rather spend more money on the honeymoon aspect of the wedding than the actual wedding tbh
  • dream pet: dog !!
  • dream job: veterinary assistant

I tag (optional, u don’t have to do this tag if yall dont want) lessonsmesuivent sonsofsomeones imoodmode queenregine arcadefireasfuck 

Happy birthday to my best friend arcademermaid ❤️❤️❤️ thanks for being a most fabulous friend who i can always count on to make me laugh, inspire my fashion choices and to show me really good movies ;) But really, you are always there for me and I can’t be thankful enough that we are friends! You’re my gal pal for life. I hope you have the best of days boo, you deserve it. I can’t wait to celebrate with you soon! 🎉

arcademermaid asked:

when you get this, you must publicly post something nice about at least 5 different people you follow, then copy and paste this in each of their ask boxes. Check my blog to see what I said about you!

:3 lexie you are an absolute babe!!!! right let’s do this

ourfauxpas we only started following each other recently but i feel like we’re gonna be very good friends (is that super keen? idec). you’re so articulate and genuine and NICE and i really admire that in a person.

paulgordon u r a top lad. you like everything i post and you’re just brilliant in general. very stylish and funny and we DEFO need to go for a burger sometime with louise.

propergoodlike you’re soooo beautiful and smart and you prove that it’s not weird to love both Arcade Fire and 1D. i’m also 20 times better at applying make up since you’ve started seriously posting about it.

bothinequalparts we really need to meet up again!!! it was so lovely seeing you in Blackpool (how was that over a year ago?!?!?!) and you’re just such a lovely and intelligent and an amazing person.

whirrring you are a puggy princess and when you first followed me i literally squealed and jumped up and down because i’d followed you forever and thought you were the greatest and i was RIGHT!

like genuinely people make fun of the whole “TUMBLR TAUGHT ME MORE THAN SCHOOL EVER DID” thing but i’ve met a lot of people on here who have completely enlightened me and if i didn’t list you here that doesn’t mean that you didn’t too!!

ladycanuck asked:

Once you get this, you post five random facts about yourself and send them to 10 (or however many) of your favourite followers!


  1. I just made myself breakfast. Breakfast includes a large milky coffee (because someone only left two inches worth in the pot), and a grilled strawberry-nutella-tiramisu sandwich.

  2. Last night, wevebeengrowingyounger and I moshed to a punk-y remix of “99 Red Balloons”, it was unexpected and fun and terrified our other friends.

  3. I know 100% lyrics to “Bohemian Rhapsody”, and 96% lyrics to “212”. (A livinginthehalflight sent me a valentine’s that said “What’s your dick like, homey? What are you into?” and I laughed for a year.)

  4. My favourite colour fluctuates with my mood.

  5. I have 6 ear piercings, and a tattoo on each foot that are two months old on Monday.

arcademermaid asked:

Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly, and then send it to ten of your favourite followers.

eep thankyou!!! um okay

1. i have really good cheekbones
2. i’m fiercely loyal
3. i’m really good at make up stuff
4. i’m a good writer
5. i’m kinda funny

eehhh i find it difficult to be complimentary toward myself so this took me a few hours to write but i know i need to love myself more

arcademermaid asked:

Okay, not gonna lie, you didn't post for like a few days and I got concerned and really missed you so yeah. xo


*makes gurgling sounds*

I went to NYC for a long weekend and I tried setting up a queue, but it only posted once a day… but I didn’t have any real roaming data to change it. 

I’m back, tho! Safe and sound and tired, but I had lotsa fun. Connecticut and Maine and Jersey and New York are very green and Atlantic Canada now looks about 3 weeks behind because the return home was not very green at all.

but oh my God, you’re sweet.
I missed you guys, too xoxo
(I have about 4 days of back-reading to do)

arcademermaid replied to your post:trying to put away the book i bought yesterday and…

My books are taking over my bookshelf, all five shelves, some stacked on top of each other, I have three drawers full, a shelf in my closet full, four boxes of them and some randomly scattered. I feel ya bb.

it’s incredible, right?

it’s real estate, tho, and moving with it is so terrifying still. and then i have all my theatre stuff, my music stuff, my painting supplies. ugh god.

so many? SO MANY. TOO MANY.

1) Name

2) URL

3) Blog Title

4) Favorite color

5) Crushes?

6) Write something in all caps

7) Favorite bands?

8) Favorite number?

9) Favorite Drink?

10) I tag:

arcademermaid asked:

Calla Lily, Primrose, Tulip, and Magnolia! xo

Calla Lily: If you died right now, what song would you want to play at your funeral?

In this order:

when everyone walks into the church, M.I.A.’s “Bad Girls”
if they show a montage of my life, just Sigur Rós’ “Olsen Olsen”
when everyone leaves, Vampire Weekend’s “Hannah Hunt” & Hey Rosetta!’s “Seeds”
and out in the graveyard where they’re putting me in the ground, on a loop really loud & forever, obvs Arcade Fire’s “My Body is a Cage”

Primrose: Favorite kind of soup?

Rly fresh ones, but generally tomato-based (like fire-roasted red pepper and tomato? me joke-tu? that shit is amazing), although I had a lobster bisque once and nearly lost my mind.

I actually fucking love soup so much. I think a good chef can be considered such by the quality of his soup.

Tulip: For your birthday, what kind of cake do you ask for?

German chocolate cake. 

Magnolia: Favorite kind of candy?

Swedish berries and fuzzy peaches oops.

arcademermaid asked:

3, 13, 21, 22, and 50 xo.

3. If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you’re not going to alter anything in the present?

This is difficult because there are funny answers, like “I’d take wevebeengrowingyounger and we’d travel back in time to meet Shakespeare and get a first-hand account for our theatre papers”, or something. And then there are sweet/nostalgic answers, like “I’d go back to the Mines with my grandmother so she could show me how everything was during and post-war, and introduce me to all the characters from her stories”.

Although, really, I’d like to see the future to make sure that things don’t completely collapse in this world, and, maybe selfishly, to see if I end up doing what I want whilst being happy. And at that point, I think I’d just go with someone who could handle it.

13. You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?

Chopin? Chopin. I liked Chopin as a kid much more than Beethoven or Bach or anyone, and although there’d be a language barrier, I think it’d be cooler to pick his brain than that of more modern musicians. 

21. Who is your favorite character from a film?

Favourite portrayal would be Heath Ledger’s Joker because it was perfection. Favourite, like, original character? Tyler Durden from Fight Club? Or, William Thatcher from A Knight’s Tale? Or, Ferries Bueller or Forrest Gump, or Alex “Delarge”. But really, Amélie Poulain from Le Fabuleux Destin D'Amélie Poulain. Too many movies about guys.

22. Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?

Home Alone (1 and 2 only).

50. What is a memory that you’re very fond of?

My whole Scotland adventure from 2010, when I went with my school’s theatre troupe to perform a play, and we stayed there for two weeks. Deffo going back.

arcademermaid asked:

Chamomile, Milk, and Bubble Tea!

chamomile: comfort movie?

Tarsem Singh’s The Fall (2006), because it’s a visual orgasm hiding a story about storytelling, imagination and manipulation. That, or I think anything written by John Hughes (obvs including Home Alone & Home Alone: Lost in New York).

milk: do you have any allergies?

No, but eating cilantro/coriander makes me ill, and sometimes so does chicken?????

bubble tea: what ride would you pick at an amusement park?

Roller coaster, oh yeah.

arcademermaid asked:

Nose, Tongue, Ears, Feet and Wrists!

nose What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?

I went through a weird phase when I started university where I was determined to have a scent for every season. I’ve since used them all and only re-purchased two: Nina Ricci's Le Paradis de Nina and Ralph Lauren's Ralph Blue because they both have fruit top notes, and they make me feel mighty and powerful. 

tongue What was in your last meal?

A vege-cheese-bacon quiche that was a failed experiment. It was good but not perfect, and promptly followed by slices of baguette and homemade guacamole. 

ears How many piercings do you have (if any)?

Six total, three in each ear; two lobes & one helix on each. I’m going in for a rook, and another helix in the next couple weeks.

feet Favorite pair of shoes?

My floral-print Docs, or my lace booties from TopShop (they’re just off-white lace with a rly thin sole, completely impractical and really lovely)

wrists Have you ever broken a bone?

No, and I kinda wanted to, earlier in life, because I thought it would make me appreciate my body in its entirety, in its completeness, more thoroughly. Then I stopped romanticizing it and thought about the smell of confined skin, so…