Fallout new vegas characters as dril tweets

Yes man: I just hacked into the church and made god REal.

Vulpes inculta: harassing a man at a urinal, claiming i copyrighted piss.

Boone: I’m rwriting a script about a smart and handsome army man cop who murders civilians but wants to stop murdering civilians because hes in love.

Raul: “don’t tread of me”, the famous words of that good snake who doesn’t want to get stepped on, the noble slithering bastard i relate to most.

Veronica: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian.

Arcade: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcycle and create a huge cloud of smoke. When the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement.

Cass: THis is not a “meltdown.” It’s a normal opinion.

Lily: getting all the snow out of my driveway with a gun, just fucking obliterating it.

Mr house: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. Show yourself, coward. I will never log off.

Ed-e: u have forced me to take extreme measures to protect my business and my lifestyle. I now refuse to open a single email until April the 12th.

Caeser: I feel truly blessed, knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell.

Benny gecko: (playing Russian roulette and it’s my turn) haste the vista mother fucker( shoots the other guy

Mister fantastic: Mother Nature and Father Time are not real. Theyre fake people who were invented to explain trees and clocks to shitheads.