I knew this already, but I think your perverse lust for anthropomorphic diner mascots is a fuckor-inspiring thing.
okay, first off, yeah it doesn’t count if it’s a thing i’ve actually admitted,
and second off, c’mon!!! smug anime wendy’s was clearly a one-time thing? and obviously that was more a function of my weakness for smug anime girls. i can’t think of a single other diner mascot that would do it for me, anthropomorphic or otherwise. fuckin. get back to me when you’ve got a smug anime girl Arby’s gijinka and then we’ll talk perverse lust