Rosemary: You did it. The only solid 100% no ambiguity about it ship to make it to endgame. A wedding, a happily ever after, a decent amount of screen time and development; other ships wish they had what you had.
DirkJake: One of the few “big kisses” in the comic. You breath a sigh of relief that it never officially sunk and you hope they work through their problems.
DaveKat: You enjoy friends to lovers plots and that satisfaction that you ended strongly.
DaveJade: You had almost given up hope only for a small bone to be thrown at you at the comic’s end.
DaveJadeKat: You’ve got an aversion to conflict and a smart savvy way to rectify your warring ships.
JohnDave: You’re a stable individual, there’s a lot of you. You appreciate the chemistry inherent in the two leads of every story.
JadeKat: Patronshipper at your core. DaveJadeKat was a surprising victory for you.
Karezi: You probably hate the RetJohn, and the lack of a concrete conclusion bothers you.
Daverezi: They hooked up and broke up entirely offscreen. Why Hussie? Why have you done this?
DavepetaJade: The unexpected blend of DaveJade’s chemistry and JadeNep’s animal motif. A colorful and pleasant surprise topped off with a kiss; you weren’t expected, but you’re here. The color scheme isn’t tacky!
JohnVris: In the back of your mind “I will Remem8er You” is playing.
GamKar: There is a duality to you like Gamzee’s faces :o( and :o). You’re either happy for the touching moments or frustrated with how it was handled. Much like the enigmatic clown himself.
GamTav: The term cinnamon role is perhaps overused… but not to you. No matter what relationship dynamic you like, Tavros will always be one.
SolKat: One’s grouchy, and the other’s… also grouchy! Winning sitcom formula! Frustratingly little Post Act 5 interaction!
AraSol: You are hopeful. For all that’s happened in this hell comic, you are hopeful.
Equara: You watch your inbox like a hawk. Should you let your guard down… that anon will appear.
SolFef: You are sad often. You wish for a conclusion or an interaction, but there are none.
EriSol: It was a rollercoaster, and you appreciate it, hopefully. If not, wow, man that was a weird one, and I guess the Sprite reunion was cute?
CronKri: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
EriFef: Sprite reunion FTW. There’s some feeling of conclusion to be had there at least.
SlickPaint: A ship so cute you go :) but with an ending that makes you go >:(.
JohnRose: You’ve been here a while. Anti Shippers are your bane.
JohnRoxy: You didn’t expect to be here, you didn’t expect this development; but you are thankful for it.
CallieRoxy: You like cute things, fluff, adorable au’s, etc.
JaneRoxy: DirkJake shipmates for life! A cute color balance for a cute ship.
Fefeta: You like Roxy. You search for appropriate puns.
Vriska/Terezi: You are either happy as hell for this ship or annoyed that the finale snubbed you.
JohnKat: There’s “that” meme going about, you think it’s funny. You are a Promstuck fan.
VrisKan: Your interest in Homestuck ebbs and flows, but you’ve also been here a while. Even if you’ve moved on, some part of you will always remember that elongated heart from when Vriska got decked.
KatNep: Nepeta’s convo to Jaspersprite is one of the most powerful moments in the comic and nobody can tell you otherwise.
Johnrezi: The ship you never knew you liked.
Les8fins: You have complicated feelings towards Aranea and even more complicated feelings about who Meenah should end up with. You like angst.
Meowrails: You are legion for you are many. All fans have been touched by this ship.