arachnidsgrip

this is a post on alternian tumblr

@ arachnidsgrip: if property is theft then i don’t get why everyone gets so upset when i steal things ::::/ ummm newsflash communists: you can’t have it 8oth ways!!!!!!!!

business-dance  asked:

Oh wow, this is the best giveaway ever! Could you do something with Terezi and Tarvek interacting? Any quadrant, or not shippy at all if you want. I just think that could be really interesting. Or maybe some psychological conversation between Rose and Dirk? I'm sorry, I'm a bit partial to m/c characters... Also, are you posting all the results of this?

[This was for my 1001 Follower Fic Giveaway. I’m making a minimal effort to clean out my inbox, and I think I should admit that I’m never ever going to write more of this crossover than I already have. So… here you go! Belatedly.]


- gallowsCalibrator has started trolling arachnidsGrip –

GC: W3LL TH4T W4S 3MB4R4SS1NG
AG: Y8u think????????
AG: That was an unmitig8ed DISASTER!!!!!!!!
GC: 1T R34LLY SORT OF W4S
AG: That cr8zy pir8 8itch set my COAT 8N FIRE!!!!!!!!
GC: WOW
AG: Why are you saying “wow” like a g8ping wiggler, Terezi. You s8w her!!!!!!!!
GC: 1 D1D!
GC: 1T W4S TR4G1C, 4ND SURPR1S1NGLY FL4MM4BL3
GC: 1’M M3R3LY T4K1NG 1N TH3 S1GHT OF YOU, VR1SK4 S3RK3T, B3ING TH3 ON3 TO C4LL SOM3ON3 4 “CR4ZY PIR4T3 B1TCH”
AG: She SET MY MINDF8NG CO8T ON F8RE!!!!!!!! I worked RE4LLY H8RD ON TH8T CO4T!!!!!!!!
CG: Y3S, 4ND 1T W1LL B3 4V3NG3D
CG: 1’M S3ND1NG YOU TH31R DOSS13RS NOW
CG: ~PlayerGilgamTheBarbarian.ttrf~
CG: ~PlayerCaptainDeathflame.ttrf
CG: 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD 4CTU4LLY B3 CONC3RN3D 4BOUT TH3 M4L3 4S W3LL
AG: What, the 8lue8lood?
AG: Wow, “Captain Deathflame”, I’m soooooooo scared.
AG: How did you get those so quickly?
CG: K33N L3G1SL4C3R4TOR 1NV3ST1G4TOR14L SK1LLS! >:]
CG: 4LSO, TH3Y’R3 ON TH3 M41N FL4RP1NG W3BS1T3 L1K3 3V3RYON3 3LS3’S PL4Y3R B1OS
CG: 1 LOOK3D TH3M UP
AG: 8ut how did you know what names to search?
CG: 1 LOOK3D UP TH31R SH1P
AG: That was an official ship???????? It looked like a RUSTBUCKET.
AG: I’m not even making a tasteless joke about that crazy rustblood. That thing looked like a bucket. Made of RUST.
CG: W1TH BUZZ1NG 1NS3CT W1NGS 4TT4CH3D
AG: Yeah!!!!!!!! It was soooooooo stupid-looking!
CG: R34D TH3 DOSS13RS
CG: 1T’S R3G1ST3R3D, OWN3RSH1P 4ND 1NV3NT1ON, TO G1LG4M TH3 B4RB4R14N
CG: WHO R3SCU3D 4LL TH3 HOST4G3S WH1L3 YOU W3R3 BUSY F1GHT1NG H1S P4RTN3R, 1N C4S3 YOU D1DN’T NOT1C3
CG: TH3 HOST4G3S *W3* W3R3 GO1NG TO R3SCU3
CG: 4ND TH3N TRY FOR TR3SP4SS1NG
CG: 1T W4S SUPPOS3D TO B3 4N OP3N-4ND-SHUT SN4P-F4ST3N3D CONT41N3R
AG: Hey! He’s registered as a Hero by trade!
AG: He’s Neutral 8enevolent and his crazy partner’s a pir8!
AG: That’s practic8lly Legally Neutral like you!!!!!!!!
AG: They’re STE8LING OUR SCHT8CK!!!!!!!!
CG: GL4D YOU COULD C4TCH UP W1TH TH3 CL4SS, MISS S3RK3T!
CG: CONS1D3R1NG TH4T BL4T4NT TH3FT
CG: 4S W3LL 4S “C4PT41N D34THFL4M3”’S W1TN3SS3D 4CT OF 4GGR3SS1VE G4RM3NT4L V4ND4L1SM
CG: (4ND TH3 L1ST OF OTH3R CR3D1TTED 4CCOUNTS OF MURD3R 4ND 4RSON 1N TH4T DOSS13R, WH1CH 1 4CTU4LLY H4V3 TO 4DM1T 1S R4TH3R *1MPR3SS1V3* 1N L3NGTH)
CG: 1T 1S MY PROF3SS1ON4L L3G1SL4C3R4TOR14L OP1N1ON TH4T TH1S R3CR34NT “T34M F4LCON” F4LLS *W3LL* W1TH1N OUR PURV13W OF PROS3CUT1ON! >:]
CG: WH4T DO YOU S4Y, M1NDF4NG?
AG: I say, Redglare, that we shouldn’t even feed them to my mom.
AG: The pieces they’ll be in will be too small for her taste ::::D


The other like ¾ of it were supposed to involve Vriska and Terezi finding out that Gil and Bang had nemeses in “Team Squall”, that is, Tarvek (violet) and Vi (indigo). Chatlog 2: Vriska asking Eridan for help forming an alliance with them, because of course Eridan and Tarvek would be fashion nerd snob friends. Chatlog 3: group chat of Teams Scourge and Squall +, unfortunately, Eridan. Vileta insists she doesn’t even like this game and she just plays to make sure Tarvek doesn’t get himself killed, because of some oath her ancestor swore to his. The others are all like, “so…moirails?” Tarvek and Vi simultaneously: EW, NO, GROSS. Then they all get back to planning, you know, vengeance of Gil and Bang.

Chatlog 4: Gil chiding Bang for setting Vriska’s coat on fire again, as well as Eridan. Not his clothes - Eridan entirely. Aflame.
DF: well ma¥be ¡ƒ ¥ou ha∂n’t been too bus¥ ƒl¡rt¡ng w¡th ¥our k¡smes¡s to stop her ƒrom tr¥¡ng to m¡n∂control me aga¡n!!!
GW: }Tarvek is ~NOT MY KISMESIS~{

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I figured I’d jump on the ff bandwagon for the end of this year (considering I did this last year too and boy has my blog changed since then), so here is a list of some cool mutuals, a few of which I’ve been following for a really long time and am eternally grateful they’ve stuck with me this long! you guys are rad!

A ==> D

@aalchemize @acebots @agent-maine @agpicklefeet @aimhighandfly @alistiartheirin @alpha-dirk @amerretti @arachnidsgrip @artistsapprentice @asexualls @asrieldreamed @astrayan @astrifeline @atalana @blood-mages @boi-blunder @brobot @brutesplicer @camorrsthorn @chantrytears @chuckhansen @clawkid @clubsdeuce @coldcloudsandchaoticstars @cosmitao @crockercop @daveaj @davejchn @davesprite @davespriteegg @ddersite @deerprincee @deitea @deliverusfromsburb @dirkapitated @dragonlusii @durse 

E ==> I

@egberts @ehlsea @elvishdork @feferipeixesl @feferispixies @fefetasprite @fefjane @flame-cat @furisk @gaaraofsburbia @gayy @ghilannainn @ghostrumors @godlytier @godtier-pickle-inspector @goingtrickster @grace-kohai @grimside @grubtier @halidays @hauntswitch @heirofbreath @heirofhomosexuality @hero-spear @homeluck @homesmuck @homestuckaesthetic @hurricaneclouds @iamnotamuffin @inevii @insufferableoracle @irlroxy 

J ==> R

@jadedgardengnostic @jinxxisbitchen @johncest @johnegberts @johnegburger @johnnygats @kanayamaryam @kattnep @kf1n3 @kingmaric @kirvia @knightoftimevevo @kougyokku @kuiprebelt @lastarbiter @lolar @lovely-lavellan @lususlayer @malachite-azurite @mettaon @mettatonmoment-tm @mettatontrash @munchin101 @murderthehypotenuse @mypabulousscarf @mystericaengland @needlewands @neithersnownorrain @nintechdo @nishikis @omegastation @pageofstars @paigefillyr @parcelmistress @pentabulge @persephia @princessoftentacles @problemsleuth @punkgraves @queenincheck @reaperscience @roxycosmos @royalamidala @rubyandsapphie 

S ==> W

@saarebaas @salamancers @sedirktive @shinyzelda @skaiawards @skywalkrs @slickorice @smolbirbchild @sol-lay @spectrekaiden @spiderpies @spiritdivide @spotlite @sproutedfromconcrete @starbornbleh @starfcker @sugimoto-reimi @syndeux @superethanworld @talizoraa @talizorro @terepy @terrachu @tevinterwench @thatimightseefurther @thatonelesbiangirl @the-piano-writer @the-river-person @thepagejakeenglish @thornsofoglogoth @threshecutioner @thunderstcrming @tobdog @treeglass @uraniumumbra @vevageno @vriskar @vulgarsiren @warriorbrosca @worpworp @wozord