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GIRL 2 So why is everybody trying to kill us?

JOSH It’s not everybody.

GIRL 2 It seems like everybody.

BOY 2 It’s just the Arabs.

BOY 1 Saying the Arabs is too general.

BOY 2 It’s Islamic.

JOSH It’s not Arabs. It’s not Islamics. *to Donna* They’re juniors and seniors?

DONNA Yes.

JOSH You’re juniors and seniors. In honor of the SAT’s you’re about to take, answer the following question. Islamic extremist is to Islamic as “blank” is to Christianity.  *write on the white board as he speaks*  Islamic… extremist… is to… Islamic… as… “blank” is… to Christianity.

BOY 2 Christian Fundamentalists.

JOSH No.

BOY 3 Jehovah’s Witnesses?

JOSH No. Guys, the Christian right may not be your cup of tea, but they’re not
blowing stuff up. “Islamic extremist is to Islamic as "blank is to Christianity.” *writes “KKK” on the dry erase board* That’s what we’re talking about. It’s the Klan, gone medieval and global. It couldn’t have less to do with Islamic men and women of faith of whom there are millions upon millions. Muslims defend this country in the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, National guard, police and fire departments. So, let’s ask the question again.

GIRL 1 Why are Islamic Extremists trying to kill us?

JOSH That’s a reasonable question if ever I heard one.

OMG JOSH PREACH!!!!!!!!!!!!!