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The Signs and Homework/Work
  • Gets everything done to get it out of the way: CAPRICORN, Taurus, Virgo
  • Does it at the very beginning of the class it's actually due in: Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces
  • "It's due? Oh well": Aries, Scorpio, Cancer
  • Procrastinates for so long they don't even do it eventually: Aquarius, Gemini, Leo
Normal Horoscope:

Aries: Make a hot chocolate, spend the day in your underwear. Most things can wait.

Taurus: No, screaming and running around in circles isnt terribly effective at solving problems but its cathartic dammit and thats the point.

Gemini: Did you know you can pretty much dance wherever you want? Most people are too uncomfortable to ask you to stop. Dance away you mad thing, dance.

Cancer: You cant unbreak an egg. You can try. But you will have a horrific creation of super glue and scotch tape and nobody wants that.

Leo: If you’re making curry, make sure to chop the veggies really fine grate them if you can, and let the curry reduce 50% longer than you think it needs too.

Virgo: If you ever cant relax, sit your ass down and find yourself a fuckin coloring book. 

Libra: There is time enough for that. There is time enough for rest too.

Scorpio: With good timing, curses can be reflected with baseball bats.

Ophiuchus: Everything has a darker nature.

Sagittarius: What most people call mistakes, great artists call style. You are your imperfections.

Capricorn: After enough time, one knows exactly how much cereal to pour into a particular bowl. Zen.

Aquarius: The twirling of the room is no danger to you. It means its time to sleep.

Pisces: Your heart should always have a couch for others to crash on. 

Signs as Overwatch Characters Based Off What I Know of Them
  • Aries: Torbjörn, intimidating but with a squishy side, stubborn as hell and not afraid to throw someone into the ring of fire when angered
  • Taurus: McCree or Roadhog, either way they end up on the Chaotic side of the alignment and tend to be either really good at smooth talking or always on Edge™
  • Gemini: Tracer, energy everywhere, the one who thinks that ice cream is okay for dinner, no one knows how much they actually sleep or if they do, mentally exhausted but always has their signature smile
  • Cancer: Reaper, so edgy and emotional, always trying too hard, it's okay if you don't win ever Uno game, probably needs a hug
  • Leo: Lúcio, it doesn't matter if you've got this or not cause you're going to have fun, probably has a playlist for each mood and or at least a good study/work playlist, that friend that pays for your meals with any IOUs taken
  • Virgo: Hanzo or Zarya, get some sleep, could scam you with their knowledge but chooses not to, cherish their smiles, collects small knick-knacks everywhere they go
  • Libra: Mei or Symmetra, they like going to the pool over the ocean or lake, drinks tea over coffee, will Roast You™ regardless of standing friendships
  • Scorpio: Widowmaker, tries to act detached but always has that one person in the group who reels them in, probably good at making hot chocolate, likes fluffy socks, embarrassed by subtle romantic things
  • Sagittarius: D.Va or Soldier: 76, will fight you anywhere anytime, meet them in the ball pit, highly skilled at one thing and the rest doesn't matter to them, dad jokes
  • Capricorn: Genji, arrogant arse who thinks they're above everyone, sometimes gives sound advice, is the kid who sat on windowsills and staring out the window in an attempt to be Cool™, closeted weeb
  • Aquarius: Sombra, will fight for you but ultimately there for their own objectives, they're happiest when they're free, craves sweets everyday, high impulse control
  • Pisces: Mercy, tries to be nice but it usually backfires, Absolutely Done with everyone, gives second chances but not thirds, the one who smiles as they kill you

aries is the sign where the imagination of pisces has infused into vivid childlike imagery

taurus is the sign where the exciting sensation of aries becomes sensual intimacy

gemini is the sign where the creativity of taurus becomes stored in the mind

cancer is the sign where the knowledge of gemini becomes memory

leo is the sign where the empathy of cancer becomes generosity 

virgo is the sign where the heart of leo becomes servitude 

libra is the sign where virgo’s consideration of people becomes pure love 

scorpio is the sign where the relationship of libra becomes intimacy 

sagittarius is the sign where the truth of scorpio becomes prophecy 

capricorn is the sign where the vision of sagittarius becomes reality 

aquarius is the sign where the achievement of capricorn becomes elevating for the whole world 

pisces is the sign where the intuition of aquarius becomes watery and psychic

an earth moon’s heart is full, but she is hard like a forest floor. yet, every single day, new things grow in the forest, and form treetops and flora. it gives a home to forest animals and humans that dare to adventure into it. it’s alive and thriving, and so are earth moons.

an air moon’s heart is empty, but only because she is up in the clouds, running, dreaming, flying. she’s breathing in new experiences and emotions that don’t even exist yet. she’s found peter and she’s on her way to neverland as we speak, she doesn’t ever want to come down.

a fire moon’s heart is overflowing, you cannot keep her contained. she needs release, spirit, adventure. she’s sprinting through cities and setting everyone and everything in her way ablaze with stories, emotions and life. she’s reaching for the clouds and burning the planet to it’s core. she’s everywhere, everything and more.

a water moon’s heart is waiting at the bottom of the ocean. she’s seen everything the world has to offer and she’s not done yet. she’s catapulting into space. she’s created the oceans. she’s filled herself to the brim and she’s filling others too. she has so much to offer that her own tiny body cannot contain it all.

Zodiac facts I

Aries are always of valuable help when someone is in a bad mood or is not feeling well.

The Taurus love small gestures of love that mean everything.

Gemini don’t follow fashion, they create it.

The biggest fear of Cancer is to be ignored.

Behind their independence, the Leo hide their romantic side.

The Virgo may seem silent, but when you know them, they love to discuss.

The Libra are very nice with everyone, except with themselves.

In all situations, the Scorpio always have a good frame of mind. They don’t let anger or sadness obscure their judgment.

Sagittarius can sometimes be hated by others because they exude their confidence too much.

Capricorn are attracted by those who often return to the charge. They love their determination.

If an Aquarius surprise you lying, they will not stop harassing you until they know the whole truth.

The Pisces will not always approve what you do, but they will never judge you.

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sorry for my english, if there’s a nonsense :’)

aries

she cannot tame the chaos within 
a million fairy lights exploding into 
wildfires through her veins 
alight she looks like a city 
from the sky 
iron coursing through her 
all she remembers is life 
waking from eternal sleep 
the beauty awakened with sweet
spring’s 
kiss 

aries will point out the flaws of a situation or a person’s reaction in a factual and straightforward way. they can literally imagine a court room around them at all times checking sincerity, truth, and justice. this can trigger the more sensitive types around them, but clears the air in fresh aries breath 

The Kind Of Lover Each Zodiac Sign Looks For

1. Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Aries is courageous and enthusiastic. If you’re someone who loves looking for adventure, can stand on your own two feet, and hates staying stationary, you’re the perfect lover for Aries.

2. Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Taurus is reliable and patient. They take pleasure in the simpler quieter things in life, so if you enjoy gardening, cooking, music, and romance, you’ll be with Taurus for a long time.

3. Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Gemini is gentle, affectionate, and curious. The lover that Gemini looks for is someone who doesn’t take things too seriously, loves to have fun, and is spontaneous.

4. Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Cancer tends to be clingy and emotional so they look for a lover who can handle them at their best and their worst — and won’t walk away when things get hard.

5. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leo is extremely passionate and loyal and loves to have fun. They look for someone who can meet them in the middle and give back as much as they take.

6. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgo is loyal, hardworking, and practical. They look for someone who betters them and who they can encourage in return. They look for trust in their relationship to make it as strong as it can be.

7. Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Libra is very social and level-headed, however, they look for someone who will tell them often of their feelings. Even if they know they are loved, they like to hear their partner say it.

8. Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is brave, passionate, and very stubborn. They look for a lover who will be honest and open and willing to try new things. They are very passionate lovers and need a partner just as dedicated.

9. Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Sagittarius has a great sense of humor and a good sense of who they are as a person. They look for a lover who accepts them the same way they have accepted themselves and accepts the way they do things.

10. Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Capricorn is very responsible and disciplined. They look for a lover who wants to be in a committed relationship as much as them. They look for the real deal.

11. Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Aquarius is very independent, so when looking for a lover, they look for someone who can respect their boundaries and give them their space when they need it. They hate clingy.

12. Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Pisces is gentle and artistic. They look for a lover who will return the romance in a relationship and knows when to turn things up a notch.

Zodiac facts II

In a relationship, Aries are loyal and see themselves with no one but their partner.

If Taurus feel, at least a touch of falsehood in you, they will go far, far away.

Gemini are often very successful because they are very intelligent and their brain works constantly.

Cancer tend not to think before talking. Do not take it personally …

One of Leo’s priorities is to help people, starting with loved ones.

The Virgo are sometimes a little “Crude formwork” but they have the best intentions.

Libra have no problem passing to someone else.

The Scorpio have temper and sometimes think too much about them, but they still make devoted friends and excellent lovers.

You know right away when Sagittarius enter a room: they shine with all their person!

Make Capricorn your second or third priority, and they will make you their last.

Aquarius are often gifted in the arts, music, poetry … It can be quite spiritual.

Pisces never share their memories of great love or grief.

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again if there’s something that doesn’t sound english, tell me :)