anonymous asked:

penises are so wierd like whats the point and why do we poop maria cant we just like breathe our food back out or let it radiate from our skin these are important questions ok

yeah penises are really weird like just imgine that up ur vagina and yES OMG LIKE IT WOULD BE SO MUCH EASIE TO JUST let da bacteria and leftovers radiate from our skin giving us a nice tan all year round wow you are discovering major facts of life rn are you a scientist