aqueerness

We were in maths earlier and our teacher made us write down what we wanted to do on Fridays to make it better, and because Gareth had suggested buns, we all wrote “Whatever Gareth’s put” to which my teacher replied “Okay, check what Gareth’s actually written first before you write that. I don’t care what the majority vote is, we aren’t sacrificing virgins every Friday just because Gareth suggested it”