aquarius type

two types of the signs, mostly based on people i know

aries:

type 1 - “i’m an aries!”, loud, starts driving before everyone has their seatbelt on (or before people even get in the car), loves cooking but usually just buys everything from the store and pretends they put hard work into it, hard to tell if they’re stupid or smart.

type 2 - takes 100 selfies in a row, does really cool makeup, doesn’t believe in school, “this musical artist is SO under appreciated.”

taurus:

type 1 - down to earth, has neat handwriting and doodles in class, patient, bird-lover, likes making flower crowns, laughs a lot.

type 2 - show-off, amazing memory, can be an edgy people-hater, loves yelling, gives people weird nicknames.

gemini:

type 1 - two-faced, feels like they need something in return for their actions, cares more about bagels than people, the friend who everyone worries about.

type 2 - loves reading, kind and supportive but awkward about it, the type of person you call when you need advice, snappy when they’re being interrupted, watches 5 tv shows at a time.

cancer:

type 1 - down for literally any adventure, cries or has a breakdown while eating, doesn’t realize some things they do are harmful to themselves but can sense when others have a problem.

type 2 - talks very fast, takes on any task without a problem, loves talking about themselves, can probably do 10 backflips in a row, moody, sends smiley emojis in every text message.

leo:

type 1 - attention-seeking, wants everyone to respect them, says “lol” out loud, laughs at their own stories but sometimes forgets to listen to others, animal lover, a good role model.

type 2 - genuinely cares about their friends and checks up on them always, super chill and easygoing, fashionable, gives great hugs, someone you go to when you’re sad.

virgo:

type 1 - shy, gentle, awful at explaining things and you really never know what they’re talking about, offers everyone gum, knows all the lyrics to every song they listen to.

type 2 - anxious about tiny things but ignores huge problems, cares so much about others that it gets annoying, likes to redecorate or organize their room for fun, loans you a pencil and forgets to ask for it back.

libra:

type 1 - movie expert, likes when people laugh at their jokes, untrustworthy but somehow you trust them anyway, casually shares deep secrets or personal information randomly like it’s no big deal.

type 2 - doesn’t like opening up or sharing feelings, artistic and individualistic, doesn’t have problems with anyone or anything.

scorpio:

type 1 - calm/quiet and very open minded, loves the ocean, nice but when provoked they turn into a whole other person (who is terrifying), very passionate about their interests.

type 2 - doesn’t ever know what’s happening, suspicious and questions others’ motives, either loves someone or hates them, never shares secrets. ever.

sagittarius:

type 1 - plays at least 3 musical instruments, likes being right, theater kid, extrovert one minute and introvert the next, opens up to others and immediately regrets it.

type 2 - angsty teen attitude, has strong opinions, blames problems on others, maybe has a heart deep down?

capricorn:

type 1 - makes fun of everything, the most extroverted friend, pretends like they don’t care about others’ opinions but deep down is extremely self-conscious, forgetful, funniest jokes.

type 2 - honestly? a real fucking pain in the ass.

aquarius:

type 1 - feminist, nature lover and very free spirited, knowledgeable and factual, has a silly side, cool hair, can listen to all your problems but will never know what to say.

type 2 - can be cold but they are just trying to protect themselves, has one character/idol that they would literally die for, has probably made up all of the funny stories they tell because they want others to like them.

pisces:

type 1 - extremely honest but can doubt their beliefs since they try to get along with everyone, generous when it comes to material but will not give up themselves to others.

type 2 - understanding, shy extrovert, great with advice but doesn’t know how to take other people’s advice (asks for help but doesn’t want to), never fully present or in the moment.

3 types 

aries:
1st type - cute, bubblegum eternal child 
2nd type - impulsive antagonist 
3rd type - seductive, fiery risk taker 

taurus
1st type - earthy artist 
2nd type - mature and maternal figure 
3rd type - gluttonous pleasure seeker 

gemini
1st type - childlike clown 
2nd type - sophisticated socialite / academic 
3rd type - disorganised basket case 

cancer 
1st type - aggressive, moody sensitive 
2nd type - empathetic counsellor 
3rd type - pillar of strength, resolve, and emotional mastery

leo
1st type - exuberant performer 
2nd type - wants to save the world 
3rd type - hates themselves openly 

virgo
1st type - self critical nervous wreck 
2nd type - cool and composed problem solver 
3rd type - exemplary server 

libra
1st type - lonely, dependant, and sensitive relationship seeker
2nd type - formidable leader, justice seeking and moral
3rd type - airy flirter and artist 

scorpio
1st type - brooding, silent, angry at the world, unstable 
2nd type - curious, fascinating emotional lover, interested in the world and complex 
3rd type - powerful magnetiser, arousing and seductive 

sagittarius 
1st type - uncontrollable and impulsive trickster 
2nd type - philosophical and wise guide 
3rd type - travel hungry, life absorbing wanderer 

capricorn
1st type - consumed labourer, contributing and sacrificial 
2nd type - lazy and lethargic, melancholic and paranoid 
3rd type - regal leader, success story, overcomer of obstacles with grace 

aquarius 
1st type - introverted and misunderstood outsider 
2nd type - playful child, interested by everyone and everything, cool and kind
3rd type - eccentric madman, drunk professor 

pisces 
1st type - spiritual temple, compassionate comforter 
2nd type - addicted daydreamer incapable of dealing with reality 
3rd type - gossipy trickster, two faced and complex 

-C.

The Signs as Cats
  • Aries: A small, friendly calico cat that loves to play and run around. doesn't enjoy cuddling too much, but is lovable as hell!
  • Taurus: Fluffy Siberian cat with big eyes that you fall in love with the second you see them. Very sweet and loving, they're the cat you'll want to keep.
  • Gemini: A Manx, very cute and friendly, but they're different than the rest. Usually an outsider, but they have a heart of gold.
  • Cancer: Munchkin cat! They're loved by everyone, a crowd favorite. No one can say no to them, even if they can be a little evil sometimes. They're always forgiven.
  • Leo: A small, fluffy, Scottish Fold. Leo's are great friends, and not everyone can have them as their friend. But if you get one, you'll feel extremely lucky.
  • Virgo: Siamese cat that is beautiful inside and out. They're kind and fun and always make everyone feel welcome.
  • Libra: A fluffy Maine Coon. They're sweet and pretty and fun, but if you get too close, they'll attack. They love your attention, but don't get too friendly!
  • Scorpio: Big ass Persian cat! Lovable and sweet and your best friend - but you have to let them warm up to you before you get too close.
  • Sagittarius: Savannah cat. They look like they won't be friendly and they'll attack, but they're just as nice as any other cat.
  • Capricorn: A sweet, loving Ragdoll. They don't get as much love as they should, but they don't mind. They appreciate any amount of attention and kindness they get, and they'll give it right back!
  • Aquarius: A classic Tabby cat. Some may say they're not special or unique, but they each have a personality you can't help but love.
  • Pisces: Bombay cat. They're cute and friendly at first, but they can attack you like a panther if you don't give them what they want. Make sure you give them lots of attention and love, and they'll be your best friend.
the six types of love

eros: a passionate physical & emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love

leo, libra

ludus: a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have more than one partner at once

aries, sagittarius

storge: an affectionate love that slowly develops on friendship, based on similarity

gemini, taurus

pragma: love driven by the head, not the heart

aquarius, capricorn

mania: obsessive love; experience great emotional highs and lows, very possessive and often jealous lovers

scorpio, cancer

agape: selfless altruistic love; spiritual; soulmates

pisces, virgo

The Signs as Types of Fae
  • Aries: Banshees
  • ~A type of faerie whose appearance predicts the death of somebody nearby or a family member.
  • Taurus: Hobs
  • ~ A type of household faerie who aids humans in farming yet brings them misfortune if offended/annoyed. Humans could dispose of a hob by giving them a new set of clothes but some prove difficult to get rid of.
  • Gemini: Nymphs
  • ~ Different types of nature fae who are seen as young and timeless. Very playful, with high energy causing them to be well-liked. A deep love and appreciation for nature. They love to dance and sing and relish in freedom.
  • Cancer: Sirens
  • ~ A type of faerie who generally lived in groups underwater and sang a beautiful melody, luring fishermen to their death.
  • Leo: Imps
  • ~ A mischevious type of faerie who are lonely and use pranks as a plea for human attention.
  • Virgo: Brownies
  • ~ A small faerie that aids in tasks around the house. They dislike being seen and prefer offerings for their work, abandoning the house if these offerings are called payments/they're misused by the homeowner.
  • Libra: Elves
  • ~ A type of faerie who are diplomatic and wise with sharper senses (physically and mentally) than humans. They love art, song and nature.
  • Scorpio: Selkies
  • ~ A type of fae who live as seals underwater, can shed their seal skin and become human, but almost always return to the sea by re-applying their skin. Seen as having great seductive powers over humans.
  • Sagittarius: Púcas
  • ~ A small faerie who leads lone travelers off their path, using faery-light, often to their death.
  • Capricorn: Leprachauns
  • ~ A type of solitary faerie. Generally seen as greedy due to their hidden pot of gold at the end of rainbows. If captured they must grant 3 wishes for their freedom, much to their dismay.
  • Aquarius: Kobold
  • ~ A shape-shifting faerie who generally resides in human homes. They play malicious pranks to test humans. They can shift between being invisible, human, fire or objects.
  • Pisces: Pixies
  • ~ A type of faerie, generally seen as very small and fragile. They punish humans who neglect others and reward considerate humans. They have a tendency to be manipulative.
mercury’s intelligence

Logical intelligence

Recognizing relationships and patterns, demonstrating sequential reasoning skills, generating and using abstract thoughts
Mercury in Virgo & Mercury in Capricorn

Existential intelligence

Exploring the why’s and how’s of life, mulling over deep thoughts, also called “moral intelligence”
- Mercury in Sagittarius & Mercury in Aquarius

Interpersonal intelligence

“People smart”, understanding others on a deep level, sensing other’s moods, temperaments, intentions and feelings
- Mercury in Libra & Mercury in Pisces

Intrapersonal intelligence

Understanding the self, one’s own thoughts and feelings, enormous amount of self-awareness and self-motivation
- Mercury in Cancer & Mercury in Leo

Spatial intelligence

Mental imagery, vivid imagination, spatial reasoning. Daydreaming, engaging in creative endeavors, solving puzzles
- Mercury in Gemini & Mercury in Scorpio

Bodily intelligence

Great control over one’s body, perfect sense of timing, coordination, people who are skilled in uniting mind&body
- Mercury in Aries & Mercury in Taurus

Types of Romantics (Check Venus)

Aries: Clingy romantic. Very possessive over you. Doesn’t want you to talk to anyone else. Always wants to talk to you. Will defend you. Always wants to be right so they’ll get mad at you, but still love you

Taurus: Passionate romantic. CAN BE MORE KINKY THAN SCORPIO. Wants you to be happy and fed at all times. Pampers you with motherly love, but hot in bed

Gemini: Intellectual romantic. Wants someone who will be relatable but is also completely different. Wants to challenge their minds. Will challenge your temper but it keeps things exciting

Cancer: Exciting romantic. Wants excitement and honesty in conversation, be it a deep and serious conversation or a fun and weird one. Be able to change things up; sometimes going out and sometimes staying home and chillin’

Leo: Bold romantic. Very straight forward to his/her partner in everything (literally). Very clear in what they want. Will accommodate to your needs to make sure you’re happy- but you must tell them so

Virgo: Compromising romantic. Very busy and whines a lot. Must be able to think about their lover not only themselves. Is very busy but will make time for you

Libra: Demanding romantic. Wants everything to be perfect. Wants to make you a better person, no matter how hard it’ll be to do so. Will always listen to you

Scorpio: Rational romantic. Knows exactly when to do what. Can be very serious and enigmatic at times. They don’t hate you, they’re just thinking about things. Can get very saucy in the bed

Sagittarius: Flighty romantic. Not always there. Loves you nevertheless. Needs to understand that they can be wrong too. Has to be willing to calm down and settle down

Capricorn: Quiet romantic. Won’t always say it or act like it but they do love you. Puts you first. Makes sure you’re okay even if s/he isn’t there all the time

Aquarius: Royal romantic. Expects you to treat them like a queen or king. Will treat you like one too. Wants the best. Can’t put up with any bullshit

Pisces: Understanding romantic. Will embrace all of your flaws and bad traits with the hope that you will do the same. Will glorify you but won’t expect you do to the same- you should though; they’re pretty great

Zodiac as Types of Yanderes

Clingy Type Yandere - Cancer , Sagittarius

Stalker Type Yandere - Taurus , Pisces

Obsessive Type Yandere - Libra , Aquarius

Possessive Type Yandere - Leo

Manipulative Type Yandere - Gemini 

Overprotective Type Yandere - Virgo , Capricorn

Sadistic Type Yandere - Aries , Scorpio

signs as types of chill
  • "never really understands whats going on so they just kinda go with the flow" type chill: PISCES, Aries, Gemini, Sagittarius,
  • "physically and emotionally exhausted but people mistake it for chill" type chill: VIRGO, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • "woke af but hopeless" type chill: AQUARIUS, Cancer
  • "just chill" type chill: TAURUS, Libra

Squad types in order

The cool weirdos: Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

The dumb smart ones: Pisces, Aries, Taurus

The sweet bitches: Gemini, Cancer, Leo

The rude but reliable ones: Virgo, Libra, Scorpio

Orientations of the signs
  • Aries: world-oriented
  • Taurus: materially-oriented
  • Gemini: communication-oriented
  • Cancer: emotionally-oriented
  • Leo: people-oriented (lives for others)
  • Virgo: detail-oriented
  • Libra: balance-oriented
  • Scorpio: self-oriented (not in an egotistic way)
  • Sagittarius: socially-oriented
  • Capricorn: work-oriented (dedicated)
  • Aquarius: intelligence-oriented
  • Pisces: artistically-oriented
the signs as internet typing styles
  • aries: all lowercase very moody
  • taurus: tends to start aCCELERATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR SPEECH,, USES LOTS OF COMMAS,,,
  • gemini: also all lowercase very moody and uses '2' as an abbreviation
  • cancer: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCEKRS TODAY YOURE GONNA LEARN ABOUT SOME DUMB THING LIKE MUG BROWNIES
  • leo: uses the :3 emoticon
  • virgo: Those People Who Dont Know What A Proper Noun Is
  • libra: L33TSP34K
  • scorpio: Those smug bastards who type like this and are reeeally condescending hun(:
  • sagittarius: Uses proper spelling and syntax but no periods
  • capricorn: InVaDeR ZiM Is So RaNdOm xD
  • aquarius: when people type and you can just hear their accent over the words. wanna go to cheeky nandos, bloke, ya a complete madman
  • pisces: Exclamation points!!!!!!!!!
Personality Types

AIR SIGNS - ANALYSTS

Gemini - Debater (ENTP)

  • knowledgeable, quick thinkers                                           
  • original
  • excellent brainstormers
  • charismatic, energetic
  • very argumentative
  • insensitive, intolerant
  • can find it difficult to focus
  • dislike practical matters

Aquarius -  Commander (ENTJ)

  • efficient, energetic
  • self-confident
  • strong-willed
  • strategic thinkers
  • charismatic and inspiring
  • stubborn, dominant
  • intolerant, impatient
  • arroagnt
  • poor handling of emotions
  • cold and ruthless

Libra -  Logician (INTP)

  • great analysts and abstract thinkers 
  • imaginative and original
  • open-minded, enthusiastic
  • objective
  • honest and straightforward
  • very private and withdrawn
  • insensitive
  • absent-minded, condescending
  • second-guess themselves

WATER SIGNS - DIPLOMATS

Scorpio - Advocate (INFJ)

  • quiet & mystical
  • creative, insightful
  • decisive
  • determinated, passionate
  • altruistic
  • sensitive
  • extremely private
  • perfectionistic
  • can burn out easily

Pisces - Mediator (INFP)

  • idealistic
  • seek and value harmony
  • open-minded and flexible
  • very creative
  • dedicated and hard-working
  • too altruistic
  • impractical
  • dislike dealing with data
  • take things personally
  • difficult to get to know

Cancer - Campainger (ENFP)

  • charming
  • observant, curious
  • know how to relax
  • excellent communicators
  • popular and friendly
  • poor practical skills
  • find it difficult to focus
  • overthink things
  • highly emotional, get stressed easily
  • independent to a fault

EARTH SIGNS - SENTINELS

Capricorn - Defender (ISFJ)

  • supportive, reliable, always ready to defend their loved ones
  • patient
  • imaginative and observant
  • loyal and hard-working
  • good practical skills
  • humble and shy
  • take things too personally
  • repress their feelings
  • overload themselves, too altruistic

Taurus - Consul (ESFJ)

  • strong sense of duty
  • very loyal, extraordinarily caring
  • sensitive and warm
  • good at connecting with others
  • worried about their social status
  • inflexible
  • often too needy, too selfless
  • vulnerable to criticism

Virgo - Logistician (ISTJ)

  • honest and direct
  • very responsible
  • strong-willed and dutiful
  • calm and practical
  • create and enforce order
  • stubborn, insensitive
  • always by the book
  • judgemental
  • often unreasonably blame themselves

FIRE SIGNS - EXPLORERS

Aries - Entertainer (ESFP)

  • bold, original
  • aesthetics and showmanship
  • practical, observant
  • excellent people skills
  • conflict averse
  • easily bored
  • poor long-term planners
  • unfocused

Leo - Virtuoso (ISTP)

  • optimistic and energetic
  • creative and practical
  • know how to prioritize
  • great in a crisis, relaxed
  • spontaneous and rational
  • risky behavior
  • stubborn
  • dislike commitment
  • reserved

Sagittarius - Adventurer (ISFP)

  • charming
  • sensitive to others
  • imaginative, artistic
  • passionate
  • curious
  • fiercely independent
  • unpredictable
  • easily stressed
  • overly competitive

I feel like fixed Venus signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) are the type to have crushes forever. or once they like someone, they like them long term and don’t stop for a long time. they get really invested

Signs as Hairtypes

Capricorn: Capricorn would be type 2A because although they are their own person, they can easily become like others. Capricorn like to be unique and themselves but sometimes they like to inherit other people’s personality out of admiralty which isn’t a bad thing because a lot of people still like the way they are.

Aquarius: Aquarius would be type 4C because their lives are always hard to take care of but somehow, they always find a way to make it work. And even though most people know nothing about it, they love to educate people on their style of living. This type of personality needs gentle care and shouldn’t be used harshly.

Pisces: Pisces would be type 2B because the try to be a bit more unique in the way they do things. In a sense, they don’t want to be too much like someone they look up to but also not too much into someone that looks up to them. This type of personality is prone to becoming crazy once in a while but will eventually get themselves together.

Aries: Aries would be type 4A because even though they always try to do crazy things, they will sometimes be able to control themselves when needed. They’re not as thick-skinned as the seem to be - they’re actually really sensitive, most of the time. This being said, if only an Aries were analyzed more by others, they wouldn’t be that hard to crack open.

Taurus: Taurus would be type 3C because most of the time, they are out of control. It’s very hard to maintain them and sometimes, they can’t even stop themselves from certain things. If you try to be kind and gentle with them, they’ll eventually calm down and not be so worked up.

Gemini: Gemini would be type 2A because they can be two different people in certain conditions. When they’re under pressure, they can become crazy and sometimes even mean but when they’re doing their own thing, they’re usually very happy and reasonable.

Cancer: Cancer would be type 3B because it can become three different types of moods anytime; it could be straight, curly, or puffy. Cancers are very unique and will do what they feel is more comfortable or “fitting for the day”. Also, lack of daily care for them will surely break them.

Leo: Leo would be type 4B because although they seem to be uncontrollable, when you try, you’ll see that it’s actually fairly easy to calm them down. They can do different crazy things all the time that most people can’t even or wouldn’t even imagine doing. Just take care of them and watch them at all times and they should be good for life.

Virgo: Virgo would be type 1 because they seem to have everything under control and can’t really see doing anything different with themselves. They are hard to break down but will if treated harshly enough.

Libra: Libra would be type 2C because one second they could be fine and good but then another second angry or sad. If you look out for them and take care of them, they’ll be fine. However, betray them and neglect them (for even a day) and they’ll think twice about your relationship with them.

Scorpio: Scorpio would be type 3A because they think they are the superior of all people. They do whatever they want and always seem to get good outcomes because of it. Most people want to be like them but seem to fall short of their own life.

Sagittarius: Sagittarius would be type 4B because although they’re crazy, they can be serious and fine when they need to be. They always want to have fun and do adventurous stuff. However, when things need to be done or when friends or in need, they’ll always be there

So I see a lot of ‘two types of the signs’ posts, and while I’m not really that sure about them because I think that’s less important than the way placements interact with each other, I thought it would be interesting to do one that’s a bit different than usual: optimist / pessimist rather than introvert / extrovert. Okay!

Aries Pessimist: Is negative about everything. Not a big fan of teamwork. Gets angry or upset easily; finds it hard to control their emotions. Takes offence quickly. Needs a lot of love and adores being complimented / admired.

Aries Optimist: Think of a lot of new ideas very quickly and is always completely convinced that the current one is perfect. So excitable. Can be a bit of a messy worker. Laughs all the time. Can be arrogant.

Taurus Pessimist: Is a bit of an Eeyore sometimes. Doesn’t trust easily. Worries a lot about financial matters in particular. Is a saver rather than a spender. Goes over ideas repeatedly until they’re totally perfect.

Taurus Optimist: Is very sure of their place in the world. A hard worker. Loves to treat themselves. Thinks every relationship is going to end in marriage. Can be a little shy, but will soon become incredibly friendly.

Gemini Pessimist: Low self-esteem so is always changing and doesn’t like to be very honest about their true self. Worried all the time. Lots of nervous energy. Good at masking their feelings but hates doing it.

Gemini Optimist: Very excitable. Talks faster when they’re happy. Most things bounce off them. Rushes off to new opportunities without finishing their latest project. Trusts everyone, but can be untrustworthy themselves. 

Cancer Pessimist: Very weepy and emotional. Is always scared people won’t like them. Intensely protective of those they care about and worries about them all the time. Is hardly every honest because they’re scared of getting hurt.

Cancer Optimist: Can be child-like. Often very naive. Thinks every new relationship / friendship is much better and more significant than the last. Falls in love very quickly and is hardly ever afraid to admit it. 

Leo Pessimist: The most insecure person you will ever meet. Puts way too much store by what others think of them. Obsesses over what they’re wearing to the point of unhealthy. Short temper. Easily offended.

Leo Optimist: Is generally a very confident person. Gullible and naive, but in a charming way. Very generous. Trusts people way too quickly. Loves everyone else, but loves themselves too and is hardly ever afraid to show it.

Virgo Pessimist: Worries way too much about everything. The voice of doom in a group project. Can have unhealthy habits which may be eating related. Works really, really hard; needs very much to be appreciated.

Virgo Optimist: Hard-working; things tend to turn out right for them. ‘Adopts’ new friends and looks after them. Likes to motivate others. Is shy about new relationships, but once in them is very positive.

Libra Pessimist: Can be ‘fake’. Likes other people more than they like themselves, and never does anything for themselves. Very creative, but is meticulous about new ideas and harsh on themselves.

Libra Optimist: The sort of person you want as a group leader. Creative and generous with ideas. Likes to look nice and is generally pretty confident. Is always determined in relationships; wants to make them work out.

Scorpio Pessimist: Is afraid that someone they care about will get hurt, so is very protective. Can be defensive and doesn’t let barriers down easily. Is always predicting the downfall of society. Doesn’t trust easily.

Scorpio Optimist: Good at hiding it when they feel scared or sad. Tends to have a pretty thick skin. Loves change, because they know it’s always for the better. Tends to work hard at projects they believe in.

Sagittarius Pessimist: Doesn’t believe the world is a good place. Always changing their mind because they don’t believe in themselves. Runs away from things. Actually feels guilty for being a pessimist.

Sagittarius Optimist: Believes in luck and thinks they have lots of it. Can make the best of any situation. Always laughing. Looks forward to the future so much that they are sometimes discontent with the present.

Capricorn Pessimist: Is an eyebrow raiser. Has a don’t-fuck-with-me walk. Probably doesn’t believe in love. Is always, always, always negative. No exceptions. Thinks no-one is going to succeed. 

Capricorn Optimist: Works insanely hard for what they want and knows how much they deserve. Generally very confident. Ambitious. Takes a long time to fall in love, but when they do, is convinced it will last forever.

Aquarius Pessimist: Hates anyone and everyone. Is the most contrary person you’ll ever meet. Is disgusted by mainstream culture. Makes disparaging comments. Incredibly snarky and probably actually really smart.

Aquarius Optimist: Believes that the world can be a good place and will work to make it one. One of those people that get inspiring novels written about them. Understands people quickly. Usually pretty confident.

Pisces Pessimist: Gets trodden on because they don’t think they’re worth standing up for. Can be whiny or weepy. Insecure and constantly changes the way they look and act because they expect people to dislike them.

Pisces Optimist: Falls in love so quickly and never learns no matter how much they get hurt. Adorably naive. Thinks everyone is beautiful. Trusts people insanely quickly. In love with the universe.

Note: Some of these are more favoured by traditional astrology than others - for instance Aries is usually expected to be optimistic.

The signs as types of crushes

Aries

The hate crush: The guy you really can’t stand, but your blood gets so hot every time he enrages you that it basically turns you on and you just want to rip his clothes off to make him stop talking already.

Taurus

The barista crush: The guy who makes your coffee at the cart you stop at every morning. He always remembers how you take it and gives you a sweet little wink, so you’re basically in love, right?

Gemini

The see-him-everywhere crush: The guy in your extended circle of friends that you run into all the time. He’s on your bus one morning. You walk your dogs in the same park. He’s at your college friend Heather’s birthday party. But you can never quite find a way to get him into a real conversation.

Cancer

The “This could really be it” crush: The guy you just started dating who has serious potential to be the love of your life. You’ve got all the delightful swoon-y symptoms of a crush, but there’s something even better there too.

Leo

The high school reunion crush: The guy who wasn’t on the football team, so your 17-year-old self never even noticed him, but five years later, you’re suddenly putting on makeup and a cute dress just in case you run into him at the grocery store with your mom.

Virgo

The work crush: The guy you wouldn’t normally be into, but you sit at the cubicle next to him nine hours a day, five days a week, so you’re basically forced to develop a smidge of feelings for him.

Libra

The Twitter crush: The guy you’ve never even met, but your friend retweets him and he’s so cute and always so witty, and now you Google-stalk him weekly and dream of ways to scheme a run-in with him.

Scorpio

The crush you’d never admit: The guy you would never say out loud that you have a teeny-tiny harmless crush on because it’s so, so wrong. Like, say, your best friend’s husband. You’d NEVER act on it, ever (but you did have a weird dream once that made you feel guilty).

Sagittarius

The childhood crush: The guy you screamed “Cooties!” at in the third grade and “went out” with in the fifth for two weeks. It broke your heart a little when you discovered on Facebook that he got married, even though you haven’t spoken to him in 10 years and he’s not even that cute anymore.

Capricorn

The borderline-inappropriate authority crush: The guy who’s way too old for you and you feel majorly creepy admitting it to yourself, but you’d totally do him. Think a college professor or your first boss.

Aquarius

The not-your-type crush: The guy you would never expect yourself to be into, but you are in a big way. He’s stocky and blond, whereas you usually go for lanky and dark. He’s totally corporate and you’re an all-natural free spirit. He’s a skater boy, you do ballet. Whatever, opposites attract.

Pisces

The celeb crush: The guy whose poster hung above your twin-size bed for five years, and you were legitimately certain you’d marry him by the end of every *Tiger Beat *article. You’re so glad the Internet wasn’t around when you were 13 because you might have been one of those crazy preteens making Twitter death threats against his girlfriend.

BTS’ Future Soulmates (Based on Astrology) - Maknae Line

Juno is an asteroid that represents marriage and committed relationships. It dictates what you value and look for in a partner. While the planet Venus influences something similar (who we find attractive), Juno is more long term. It delves into the realm of soulmates.

Hyung Line here.

Jimin - Sagittarius Juno

  • sagittarius is the wanderer of the zodiac; they’re on a constant quest for the unknown
  • they strive to live every day to fullest and learn something new along the way
  • jimin, having his juno in this sign, means he wants someone who stimulates him on not only a physically or emotionally, but also intellectually
  • this doesn’t mean someone with a master or doctorates, just someone with a bright mind and a story to tell
  • someone who broadens his horizons by introducing him to perspectives
  • those with this placement are very likely to marry someone from a different cultural, religious, or economic background 
  • and may meet their soulmate in a foreign country
  • often their relationships are unique/non-traditional in some way
  • they are extremely open minded and accepting of others
  • in a relationship, he’s optimistic, sociable, and a real sunshine
  • he would travel frequently and embark on many adventures with his partner
  • because sagittarius is such they a free spirit, they put a lot of importance on independence
  • they need their “space” and freedom in a relationship
  • in extreme cases, they have trouble settling down with one person and avoid commitment
  • i’ll look into some aspects juno forms in his chart to give a more detailed view
  • juno semisextile uranus: increases the likelihood of his future relationship being unorthodox and him being attracted to someone “different" 
  • this is a good aspect for long distance relationships
  • attracted to intelligent aquarius types
  • juno semisextile pluto: indicates power struggles in relationships, often sexually; he’s drawn in by intense empowered partners and has an urge to "dominate” them
  • attraction to intense scorpio types
  • (this is heightened by scorpio mars/venus)

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the signs as types of fans
  • aries: the "wtf did you just say?" fan
  • taurus: the "omg you like it too?" fan
  • gemini: the "hold up, i need to delete stuff first" fan
  • cancer: the "i can't pick a favourite" fan
  • leo: the "i'm gonna marry them" fan
  • virgo: the "i know everything about them" fan
  • libra: the "i- i just- i cant" fan
  • scorpio: the "of course i like them, don't you?" fan
  • sagittarius: the "you should really check this out" fan
  • capricorn: the "did you check out their new video?" fan
  • aquarius: the "tbh why do i even like them?" fan
  • pisces: the "they deserve to be more popular" fan