aquarius trolls

The three kinds of fan

The hardcore one: Obsesses over every aspect of it. Either all-out or not in at all. Taurus, Aquarius, Leo, Capricorn 

The troll: Doesn’t actually care about it, but uses it to get a good laugh in by goofing off and having fun. Either that or they just forget about it 2 days later. Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius

The normal one: Into it to have a good time. Enjoys it and puts in a good effort but isn’t totally obsessed with it: Aries, Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces

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Aries- Angry asshole ram that will headbutt your children

Taurus- Lazy fat foodie who is stubborn as shit

Gemini: Regina George from hell also no soul

Cancer: Sad clingy crybaby that can’t get their shit together

Leo: Overconfident dickbutt that has really good hair???

Virgo: Prude little OCD shit.

Libra: Self-obsessed bimbo. No decisions are made like ever 

Scorpio: Satan

Sagittarius: LOUD CRAZY WILD PARTY ANIMAL!!!!!1!!111!!!

Capricorn: Workaholic with no soul

Aquarius: Doesn’t exist.

Pisces: FISH JOKES SO MANY FUCKING FISH JOKES JFC 

When the signs are talking to someone they hate
  • Sassy: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius
  • Trolling: Cancer, Leo, Pisces
  • Sarcastic: Capricorn, Gemini, Aries
  • Fuckin rude: Sagittarius, Scorpio, Virgo
Horoscope
  • Aries: We're no strangers to love
  • Taurus: You know the rules and so do I
  • Gemini: A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
  • Cancer: You wouldn't get this from any other guy
  • Leo: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
  • Virgo: Gotta make you understand
  • Libra: Never gonna give you up
  • Scorpio: Never gonna let you down
  • Sagittarius: Never gonna run around and desert you
  • Capricorn: Never gonna make you cry
  • Aquarius: Never gonna say goodbye
  • Pisces: Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
What the Zodiac Signs Do in the Middle of the Night
  • Aries: taking a run around the block or out at the clubs/bar.
  • Taurus: heads to the fridge for a midnight snack and then binge-watches Netflix.
  • Gemini: in bed texting away.
  • Cancer: making out or looking through a scrapbook/memory box.
  • Leo: drinking wine and painting or practicing a speech or maybe perfecting a look.
  • Virgo: being kept awake by their thoughts or reorganizing their whole home.
  • Libra: indulging in their guilty pleasure via book, fan fic, show, or movie.
  • Scorpio: endlessly scrolling away on the internet or stalking someone ;P
  • Sagittarius: sneaking out of the house or aimlessly driving (or both).
  • Capricorn: taking a midnight stroll or working and working until... it is time to go back to work.
  • Aquarius: trolling or kicking back.
  • Pisces: writing in their journal or stargazing.
the signs talking to someone they hate
  • sassy: taurus, libra, aquarius
  • trolling: cancer, leo, pisces
  • sarcastic: capricorn, gemini, aries
  • fuckin rude: sagittarius, scorpio, virgo