aquarius theater

Signs as moments in Hamilton

Aries: When Alexander sings a reprise of all the songs before the bullet reaches him.

Taurus: “and Peggy”  

Gemini: When Angelica sings, “I’m not here for you” in the Reynolds Pamphlet and puts Alexander in his freaking place

Cancer: The key change in Say No To This when Mariah sings, “if you pay you can stay”

Leo: The reprise of Stay Alive when Eliza sings, “did you know?” and my heart literally breaks


Libra: “Call me son oNE MORE TIME” 

Scorpio: The first Cabinent Battle when Alexander offers to show everyone where his shoe fits 

Sagittarius: “at least I keep his eyes in my life” *audience sobs* 

Capricorn: When Washington tells Burr to close the door on his way out

Aquarius: “Hamilton wrote the REMAINING FIFTY ONE” 

Pisces: After the wedding when Alexander’s bros are giving him a hard time while drunk out of their minds 

Gemini & Aquarius
  • Gemini, extends hand out to Gemini: Kiss me, you childish fool! Our marriage will save both of our families
  • Aquarius, shys from Gemini's hand but instead pulls out a fake knife: I'd rather die as a harlot written on my chest then marry someone who doesn't know love!
  • Aquarius, stabs self and falls to the ground:
  • Gemini, falls to knees and cries in agony, takes the knife from Aquarius's hand & silts own throat:
  • Gemini, ketchup spurts everywhere:
  • Pisces, sitting in the audience, calls for the house lights to be risen: That was actually pretty good, but why'd you two force it at the end?
  • Aquarius, laughing with sorrow: For drama!!
The Signs as Songs from Heathers: The Musical
  • Aries: Meant to be Yours
  • Taurus: Freeze Your Brain
  • Gemini: Big Fun
  • Cancer: Kindergarten Boyfriend
  • Leo: Candy Store
  • Virgo: Our Love is God
  • Libra: Shine a Light
  • Scorpio: Dead Girl Walking
  • Sagittarius: Blue
  • Capricorn: Beautiful
  • Aquarius: My Dead Gay Son
  • Pisces: Fight for Me
The Signs as Stereotypical Theatre People

ARIES: The one person who yells at people for being in their way or doing things that screw them over. Probably pretty cutthroat when it comes to getting their way, would be the one person to actually survive in show business.
TAURUS: Assistant stage manager who wants to be in charge, but isn’t. Probably bitter that they never got cast in anything, and will hold onto that fact until they die. Would make a kick ass director.
GEMINI: The one who never shuts up backstage and in rehearsal, yet somehow never gets yelled at. Also, has the most energy of anyone, and is somehow never tired.
CANCER: The one who falls in love with their character in every way possible. The most upset when the show is over, and will remember it for the rest of their life. Loves every play or musical they ever see.
LEO: The supporting actor who can’t stand being out of the spotlight, and tries to be the star of the show anyways. Has been acting since they were 3, knows that they’re good, and flaunts it.
VIRGO: Techie who gets no recognition but is pretty much the glue of the entire show. Fixes literally every set piece and organizes backstage.
LIBRA: Hardcore method actor, takes on the persona of their character outside of rehearsal. It pays off in the end though, because every time they go on stage they do perfectly.
SCORPIO: The one who is phenomenal in dramatic roles, because they know perfectly how to translate their own struggles into a character. (#mylifegoals)
SAGGITTARIUS: The one who isn’t even technically in the production, yet is somehow always there doing stuff (she doesn’t even go here…) Probably promoting the show and handing out flyers to random strangers
CAPRICORN: The director who wants perfection and nothing less. Will replace you just as soon as they will put you on their stage. That’s show business, bitch.
AQUARIUS: the person who is just naturally a good actor without even trying at all. Makes it look easy, has a super laid back acting style. Also the one person who is never stressed out during tech or show week.
PISCES: The actor who has to analyze every last thing and look for the meaning behind every line and every motivation. (which is actually something you should do, take notes people) Knows every single show on the face of the earth.

The Signs At The Movies
  • Aries: *sits straight faced through the entire production. All movies are critiqued later as, "okay"*
  • Taurus: *Vocally guesses what's about to happen, every time there's a plot twist*
  • Gemini: *stares wide eyed at the screen, occasionally asking a question or taking a sip of soda*
  • Cancer: *is impressed by everything that happens. Even if its a b-rated movie*
  • Leo: *doesnt know why they came/feels out of place. Realizes later that they had a good time*
  • Virgo: *makes comments periodically, between spilling things and having to pee*
  • Libra: *softly mutters things like:* oh no!.. Oh my gosh... How the fuck?.. Run!.. Aww..
  • Scorpio: *usually ends up not liking the movie, getting hung up on one element or another. Still has a good time*
  • Sagittarius: *laughs and boo's the loudest. Sometimes throws popcorn at the screen. Usually loves the movie*
  • Capricorn: *can't decide whether they like the movie or not, but gets emotionally attached to some elements. Misses part of it to refill the popcorn bucket*
  • Aquarius: *eats all the popcorn and speaks at inopportune times*
  • Pisces: *gets overly, emotionally invested in the characters*
The Signs as Theater Kids
  • ARIES: the kid that will fight to be picked for an improv game
  • TAURUS: the kid that does their best work stoned
  • GEMINI: the kid that's dated basically the entire theater department
  • CANCER: the kid that builds the entire set practically on their own because they don't trust anyone else to do it
  • LEO: the kid that's a little too quiet to be in theater but is there anyways and is having a great time
  • VIRGO: the kid that wants to be fucking perfect at every game like chill please
  • LIBRA: the kid that just wants to play games, for the love of god don't ask them to do improv they'll cry
  • SCORPIO: the kid that's there for the art credit
  • SAGITTARIUS: the gay one
  • CAPRICORN: the kid that starts all the drama in drama
  • AQUARIUS: the kid that is super extra, even for theater
  • PISCES: the kid that's super outgoing in every class but theater
the signs as songs from legally blonde: the musical
  • aries: Whipped Into Shape
  • taurus: Serious
  • gemini: There! Right there!
  • cancer: Legally Blonde remix
  • leo: So Much Better
  • virgo: Ohmigod You Guys
  • libra: Find My Way/Finale
  • scorpio: Blood In The Water
  • sagittarius: Ireland
  • capricorn: What You Want
  • aquarius: Bend and Snap
  • pisces: Chip On Your Shoulder
what the signs remind me of

aries: fire burning passionately ~ adrenaline rushes ~ chrome cars

taurus: the evening sky ~ a dewy morning ~ philosophy

gemini: computers from the 90s ~ flip phones ~ a fresh haircut

cancer: soft, white sand ~ silver paint on a blank canvas ~ tattoos

leo: the sistine chapel ~ ancient greece ~ rome

virgo: wearing your nicest clothes ~ brushing soft hair ~ your favorite perfume

libra: sunsets ~ gold body piercings ~ laying on the beach

scorpio: midnight ~ dark eyeshadow ~ expensive lingerie

sagittarius: drinking with friends ~ dark forests ~ fawns

capricorn: red lipstick ~ walking the streets at night ~ writing your first story

aquarius: old movie theaters ~ crooked teeth ~ riding roller coasters

pisces: your first high ~ swimming deep ~ your favorite dream

Jacqueline Byers

Gender: Female

DOB: Unknown

Nationality: Canadian

Ethnicity: White (unspecified)

Gif Hunt tag

Actress Jacqueline Byers grew up outside of Toronto in Mississauga and received her B.A. in Acting from Queen’s University in Ontario, Canada.

On stage, she has performed in “Here” at Toronto Fringe Festival, “Spelling Bee” for Collective Productions, “Chess” at Theater Aquarius, and both “Annie” and “Peter Pan” at Oakville Centre for Performing Arts. Her first staring role was on Syfy’s Ascension as Nora Bryce.

Signs in a movie theater

3 drinks and a XXL popcorn: Virgo, Taurus, Sagittarius

Shushing the annoying people: Aries, Capricorn, Scorpio

Soaking up the feels: Cancer, Pisces, Libra

Criticizing the stupidity of the characters: Aquarius, Leo, Gemini

Signs in movie theaters

3 XL Popcorn buckets and a drink:  Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio

Fell asleep: Aries, Taurus, Capricorn

Keeps talking:  Pisces, Leo, Aquarius

Is in the movie: Libra, Cancer, Sagittarius