aquarius stage

The Stages of Life the Signs Are Stuck In

STAGE 1: 

Psychological Crisis: Trust vs. Mistrust
Basic Virtue: Hope
Age: Infancy 
Sign: Pisces

STAGE 2: 

Psychological Crisis: Autonomy vs. Shame
Basic Virtue: Will
Age: Early Childhood 
Sign: Aries, Leo

STAGE 3:

Psychological Crisis: Initiative vs. Guilt
Basic Virtue: Purpose
Age: Play Age
Sign: Sagittarius 

STAGE 4:

Psychological Crisis: Industry vs. Inferiority
Basic Virtue: Competency
Age: School Age
Sign: Gemini

STAGE 5:

Psychological Crisis: Ego Identity vs. Role Confusion
Basic Virtue: Fidelity
Age: Adolescence
Sign: Scorpio, Aquarius

STAGE 6:

Psychological Crisis: Intimacy vs. Isolation
Basic Virtue: Love
Age: Young Adult
Sign: Taurus, Libra

STAGE 7:

Psychological Crisis: Generativity vs. Stagnation
Basic Virtue: Care
Age: Adulthood
Sign: Cancer, Virgo

STAGE 8:

Psychological Crisis: Ego integrity vs. Despair
Basic Virtue: Wisdom
Age: Maturity
Sign: Capricorn

the signs as stages of falling in love
  • aries: stage 9, confession - admitting to the person that you have fallen completely head-over-heels for them
  • taurus: stage 1, initial attraction - recognising that, for whatever reason, you'd potentially like to be with this person
  • gemini: stage 3, friendship - establishing friendly relations with the person in hopes of getting to know them better
  • cancer: stage 10, comfort - feeling completely at ease with the person; being able to tell them anything/do anything with them
  • leo: stage 4, envy - wishing that it was you that was spending the most time with the person
  • virgo: stage 11, planning - looking ahead to the future with the person
  • libra: stage 12, bliss - complete, utter, and total happiness shared by the both of you
  • scorpio: stage 7, lust - becoming even more physically attracted to the person in the hopes of getting them in bed
  • sagittarius: stage 6, bravery - owning up to the fact that you are falling deeper and deeper for the person at hand
  • capricorn: stage 2, investigation - finding out more about the person to evaluate whether they'd be right for you
  • aquarius: stage 8, hope - being convinced that there is a chance for you and waiting for the right time to take a shot
  • pisces: stage 5, embarrassment - being flustered around the person, trying to avoid them because you know they make you nervous
THE SIGNS AS THE STAGES OF OVERCOMING SOMETHING HARD
  • The Stages in order first: Intuition, Denial, Anger, Apathy, Emptiness, Loss, Accountability, Reformation, Forgiveness, Resurrection, Hope, Redemption.
  • -----------------------------------------------------------
  • Aries: 6) Loss
  • Taurus: 1) Intuition
  • Gemini: 4) Apathy
  • Cancer: 11) Hope
  • Leo: 8) Reformation
  • Virgo: 12) Redemption
  • Libra: 5) Emptiness
  • Scorpio: 3) Anger
  • Sagittarius: 7) Accountability
  • Capricorn: 2) Denial
  • Aquarius: 10) Resurrection
  • Pisces: 9) Forgiveness
the signs as stages of falling in love
  • Aries: stage 9, confession - admitting to the person that you fallen completely head-over-heels for them.
  • Taurus: stage 1, initial attraction - recognizing that, for whatever reason, you would potentially like to be with this person.
  • Gemini: stage 3, friendship - establishing friendly relations with the person in hopes of getting to know them better.
  • Cancer: stage 10, comfort - feeling completely at ease with the person; being able to tell them anything/do anything with them.
  • Leo: stage 4, envy - wishing that it was you that was spending the most time with this person.
  • Virgo: stage 11, planning - looking ahead to the future with this person.
  • Libra: stage 12, bliss - complete, utter, and total happiness shared by the both of us.
  • Scorpio: stage 7, lust - becoming even more physically attracted to the person in hopes of getting them in bed.
  • Sagittarius: stage 6, bravery - owning up to the fact that you are falling deeper and deeper for the person at hand.
  • Capricorn: stage 2, investigation - finding out more about the person to evaluate whether they'd be right for you.
  • Aquarius: stage 8, hope - being convinced that there is a chance for you and waiting for the right time to take a shot.
  • Pisces: stage 5, embarrassment - being flustered around the person, trying to avoid them because you know they make you nervous.
the signs as things that happened on MAMA 2016
  • Aries: The Wiz and Taeyeon beef.
  • Taurus: Seventeen and Gfriend's collab.
  • Gemini: No YG artists attending.
  • Cancer: SM not letting Red Velvet go bc of full schedule.
  • Leo: Timbaland looking confused 90% of the time.
  • Vigro: Crush's reaction when winning best male artist.
  • Libra: BTS stage.
  • Scorpio: Chanyeol dying laughing after winning best asian style award.
  • Sagittarius: Nct U not performing the 7th sense.
  • Capricorn: Vjin moment on stage.
  • Aquarius: Exo arriving late to the red carpet.
  • Pisces: Zico, Dean and Crush saving lives with BERMUDA TRIANGLE performance.
The signs as underrated Animes
  • Aries: Angel beats!
  • Taurus: Baccano!
  • Gemini: Hetalia
  • Cancer: Love stage!
  • Leo: Psycho pass
  • Virgo: Spice and wolf
  • Libra: Uta no prince sama
  • Scorpio: Elfen lied
  • Sagittarius: Kill me baby
  • Capricorn: Deadman wonderland
  • Aquarius: Amnesia
  • Pisces: Wolf's rain
Normal Horoscope

Aries: A man blowing his nose on a doctorate.

Taurus: Several old notebooks ranked by embarrassment.

Gemini: A can of axe bodyspray that exploded when the car drove uphill.

Cancer: A lavish breakfast platter at 2:30 AM in a hotel.

Leo: A man on the roof of his home during a tornado warning, laughing.

Virgo: A tear stained copy of the American tax code.

Libra: A tiny spider who has made a friend.

Scorpio: An underwhelming theme song.

Sagittarius: A clock made of meat.

Capricorn: The realization that it was only sleeping.

Aquarius: Stage fright diffused by empty boasting.

Pisces: A cartoon octopus who works as a sushi chef.

The Signs As Moments During a Comeback (kpop)

The anticipation of the MV coming out - Aries, Sagittarius

The feels being too strong to handle - Pisces, Scorpio

Being awake at insane hours to wait for the MV to come out - Aquarius, Taurus

The comeback stage - Leo, Libra

Listening to the song a thousand times over - Cancer, Pisces

Hoping someone will add English subtitles to a show - Virgo, Libra

Going on a mad Tumblr reblogging spree - Gemini, Aries

Creating new fan art/fanfics  - Cancer, Capricorn

THE SIGNS AT A STRIP CLUB

Aquarius: HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Virgo: STOP LAUGHING! NO! SAGITTARIUS, YOU COME BACK HERE! AQUARIUS STOP GOING ON THE STAGE!

Aries: *tries to yank Aquarius down from the stage* GET DOWN! WHAT’RE YOU DOING?

Aquarius: blazing it *jumps into the crowd*

Virgo: GREAT! THEY’RE GONE! SAGITTARIUS I SAID COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!

Sagittarius: no fight me *runs into the crowd*

Virgo: *hyperventilating* they’reallgonnadieandit’sgoingtobemyfaultohmygodwhydidweevencomeherewhyohmygodwhy w h y

Gemini: MY SONG IS PLAYING! OH MY GOD IT’S ME AND AQUARIUS’S SONG OH MY GOD YE S THEY’LL APPEAR VIRGO, TRUST ME. IT’S OUR SQUAD SONG OH MY GOD

*LMFAO’s “Shots” comes on*

Aquarius: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS *goes on the stage with Gemini, Sagittarius, and Aries*

Virgo: CAPRICORN! TAURUS! LEO! PISCES! OH GOD! PISCES! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

*meanwhile in the bathroom*

Pisces: *really high again* wwwhhhhooooaaaa *staring at the toilet*

Virgo: CAPRICORN! OH GOD, THANK YOU! Come here!

Capricorn: *stares at Virgo and brings a shot up to their mouth* no

Virgo: *mother voice* Capricorn…..if you do it…

Capricorn: *still staring at Virgo* watch me *drinks it and then takes 10 other shots*

Virgo: CAPRICORN DAMMIT OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO GROUNDED AT HOME GOD DAMN IT CAPRICORN YOU WERE SUPPO- TAURUS! STOP!

Taurus: *gambling and winning* SUCKERS! *hugs the money and shoves it down their pants and shirt* oh god this is so ugh yes

Libra: *has their party sunglasses on and rave glow on their body and is clearly intoxicated* lighten up, bro *shoves a shot into Virgo’s mouth*

Virgo: STOP NO! I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF Y- *drinks it* whoa

Libra: B) you like it B))))))))

Virgo: B) I like it *takes more shots* i really- whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Scorpio: okay, Scorpio. Repeat to yourself-

Aquarius: DON’T KILL ANYONE, OKAY AQUARIUS, DON’T KILL ANYONE!

Scorpio:

Scorpio: WE HAVE THE SAME MANTRA OH MY GOD

Aquarius: YEAH BROOOOO NOW COME UP HERE AND DANCE WITH US

Scorpio: *goes on stage* THEY’RE GONNA THINK I’M ONE OF THEM, THOUGH!

Aquarius: *their shirt already off* sO HAHHAHAHA

Aquarius: oh god i think i- *hit the blunt* ahahhahahahhaha

Aries: SHIT *babysits everyone* DAMMIT GUYS I DON’T WANNA DO THIS *gets one of Pisces’s blunts from Sagittarius’s pants*

Sagittarius: EVERDAY I’M SHUFFLING DOO DOD DOODODODODD ODYA YE AH 

Cancer: *fell asleep in the bathroom with Pisces* PISCES WHY ARE YOU ON ME

Pisces: no WE DIDN’T DO IT OKAY WE DID NOT DO IT I JUST WE JUST PASSED OUT

Cancer: HOW

Pisces: *holds up their blunt* 420′s. 

Cancer:

Cancer: let’s do it

Pisces and Cancer: *getting high in the bathroom again* we should go outside

Pisces: yeah

Cancer: yeah

*they get out and get lost in the crowd together*

Leo: I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE *dancing with a bunch of people*

Aries: AHAHHAHAAHHAA *spinning in the chair*

Bartender: are you high, my man?

Aries: *leans really close* y es *falls off*

Aquarius: #rip hhahahaaha

Bartender: *sigh* take care bros

Gemini: OH HEY THERE GUYS, YOU LIKE MY FRIENDS ;)

Libra: WHAT’RE YOU DOING WITH WALLETS! Wait….OH MY GOD THROW THEM AWAY! GEMINI YOU STOLE WALLETS FROM PEOPLE OH MY GOD

Gemini: *confused face* oh…….rrrrrrriiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhht heh *throws the wallets into the crowd but secretly has all the money*

Virgo: HAHAHAHAHA I SHOULD’VE DONE THIS HOURS BEFORE HAHAHA *taking more shots*

Capricorn: SEE YOUS EE

Virgo: yyyEESSSSS DDDDDDDDDDDDDUUDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEE

Cancer: WEEEEEEEE *spinning with Pisces on the dance floor* 

Pisces: I’M GONNA BE SICK *throws up on a person*

Person: DUDE

Pisces: *wipes their face onto the person’s shirt and whispers* you now have my cum in your pores *takes Cancer’s arm and runs to where Aries and Aquarius are*

Sagittarius: *wakes up between a dancing Stripper’s legs* whoaaaaaa nice shoes *touches the rhinestones* whoaaaa

Stripper: yeah you’ve been asleep holding my shoe for the past 30 minutes. 

Sagittarius: sorry heh *goes off the stage and goes to Taurus*

Taurus: I BELIEVE YOU OWE ME $500, SIR

Gambler: ugh *gives $500 to Taurus*

Sagittarius: *sits next to Taurus* you winning bro

Taurus: oh, i’m winning ;) 

Gambler: NEXT GAME OF POKER OKAY? I BET $100

Taurus: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

*they both play with two other people and Taurus wins $1,000*

Taurus: HAHAHHAHAHA *walks away from the game with Sagittarius* can you hold this money? my pants and shirt are filled

Sagittarius: got you dude *fills their own pants and shirt*

Pisces: THIS IS GREAT

Cancer: THIS IS GREAT

*Wasted by Tiesto comes on*

Aquarius: I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE’RE WASTEDDDDDDDD

Aries: IT MAKES IT EASIER TO FAKE ITTTTTTT

Pisces: THE ONLY TIME WE REALLY TALK IS WHEN OUR CLOTHES ARE COMING OFF 

*Aquarius’s shirt is off, one of Aries’s shoe is held on their head with their shoelace tied onto their hair, Pisces’s hat is gone, and Cancer’s shirt is torn and somehow still on them*

Cancer: I LIKE US BETTER WHEN WE’RE WASTED

Pisces: IT MAKES IT EASIER TO SAY ITTTT

Aries: LAY ALL YOUR LAUNDRY ON THE BED

Aquarius: AND THEN I’LL LAY IN IT INSTEAD

Cancer: I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN WE’RE WASTED

Aries, Aquarius, Pisces, and Cancer: OHOHOHOOHOHOHO WOHAOAAAAAAA

Aries: *shatters a shot glass* WOWHAOWWOOWW

Aquarius: *throws a beer bottle at the wall* WHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pisces: *throws the chair onto the dance floor* YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Cancer: *throws their shoes at people* WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*they get kicked out*

Aquarius: what should we do now tho

Pisces: sneak back in

Cancer: But-

Aries: I got-

*the jumpers somehow allow them to come back in*

Aries: nEVERMIND THEN

Gemini: this is way better in 3D….*looking at the huge disco ball*

Capricorn: GAGGAGAAHHAHAHA TAKE ONE MORE

Virgo: *takes one shot* I DARE YOU TO TAKE THREE

Capricorn: OKAY *takes three* TAKE FIVE

Virgo: I BET I CAN TAKE MORE THAN YOU

Capricorn: OH YEAH??

*they take a Shot Challenge and an hour later*

Virgo:…..thirthy-second….*drinks*

Capricorn:….thirtieth…*drinks* oh god….

Virgo: *laugh and slurs* THIRTY-THIRD

Capricorn: *slurring also* THIRTY-SECOND NOW GAHAHA

Libra: I’ll take that *steals a person’s watch* heh

Scorpio: where is everyone- oh nevermind. you wanna go there?

Libra: yea- WHY IS SAGITTARIUS ON THE DISCO BALL HOW THE HELL DID THEY EVEN GET UP THER- IS AQUARIUS THERE TOO???

Scorpio: wHAT 

Sagittarius: I’M GONNA DIE TODAYYYYYYYYY

Aquarius: SSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEE

Sagittarius and Aquarius: PARKOUR 

*they jump off the disco ball and crowd surf….and they fell on Gemini*

Gemini: GUYS WHAT THE OH! OW OH FLIPPIN HELL GOD THAT HURTS GET- *scream* GET OFF

Aquarius:…..parkour….

Sagittarius:…is life.

Gemini: can you get off now

Aquarius: yeah

Gemini: thanks

*suddenly everyone screams and gets out of the club*

Virgo: IT WAS JUST A-

Capricorn: PRANK-

Virgo and Capricorn: BRO *pass out*

Gemini: WHAT THE HELL THEY SET THE TABLE ON FIRE 

Aquarius: hey Sagittarius

Sagittarius: yeah bro

Aquarius: *whisper* parkour

Sagittarius: PARKOURRRRRR

Gemini: NO

Taurus: HAHAHHAHA YES

Gemini: WHERE WERE YOU?!

Taurus: me and Sagittarius were emptying the money into the car.

Gemini:….how much?

Leo: *stumbling over* $10,000 hehehehahah

Leo: oooooo a fire

Leo: pARKoUR *tries to jump over the fire but lands face first onto the floor and falls asleep* 

*the cops come and everyone that was passed out gets up*

Leo: SHIT GET OUT HAHAHAHHAHAHA GET OUT

Aquarius: THERE’S AN EXIT THERE

Virgo: *holds the door open* GO GO GO

Aries: SAGITTARIUS STOP HOARDING THE DRINKS 

Sagittarius: *drops 5 bottles of vodka* NO *throws it into the car*

Scorpio: LET’S GO LEO

Leo: *stumbling* HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Cancer: CARRY THEM 

Pisces: oh my god…. *carries Leo and they both go in the car with Cancer*

Taurus: MOVE IT, CAPRICORN!

Capricorn: WAITTTTTT *stumbling like Leo*

Taurus: for foods’ sake…*carries Capricorn* you’ve gotta be kidding me

Gemini: DON’T FORGET ME OKAY *jumps into the car*

Virgo: LIBRA, LET’S GO!

Libra: HOLD ON I FORGOT THE WATCH!

Virgo: gET OUT

Libra: oKAY OKAY

*they all get in the car and Aries drives*

Aquarius: well we just trashed a Strip Club and escaped the cops

Aries: worth it tho

Scorpio: true

Virgo: *wakes up* WHERE’S MY SHOT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sagittarius: *shoves a vodka bottle into Virgo’s arms* happy

Virgo: *whisper* ya *falls asleep*

*they arrive home*

Gemini:….we should do that again

Everyone: YES

bee-cake-deactivated20150916  asked:

Hello again Tena! Would you happen to have more creepy lists or movies, short horror films, etc? I loved your last one!

Oh, gosh, this’ll be a tough one, I think.  I’ll try to include lots of movies that can be viewed in full on Youtube.

Movies:

  1. Philosophy of a Knife (2008) - WARNING:  This is very strong material, and not for the squeamish.  It is based on real experiments conducted during World War II.  It is broken up into parts, and it is also a very long film.  I previously went over it in this post.
  2. Begotten (1990) - WARNING: I gave a little background on this film here.  This is a surreal, experimental film.  It is strange, disturbing, and not recommended for the squeamish.
  3. Faces of Death (1978) - WARNING:  While there is content in this film that was hoaxed, it also contains real footage from slaughterhouses, surgical procedures, and other scenes of real death.  It is absolutely not for the squeamish, and to view it is entirely at your own discretion.  There are links for a few of the sequels in this post.
  4. The Troma Youtube Channel - Troma has graced the internet with many of their cult classic films in full on Youtube.  They tend to get cheesy and goofy, but there’s also a lot of gore and grossouts galore!
  5. Hammer Horror - Assorted titles from the famed British studio.
  6. Scanners (1981)
  7. Re-Animator (1985)
  8. The Omen (1976)
  9. The Bird with the Crystal Plumage (1970)
  10. Suspiria (1977)
  11. Tenebre (1982)
  12. Cemetery Man (1994)
  13. Stage Fright (aka Stage Fright: Aquarius) (1987)
  14. The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave (1971)
  15. The Stepfather (1987)
  16. Pin (1988)
  17. Hellraiser (1987)
  18. Sick Girl (2007)
  19. The Hitcher (1986)
  20. Crawlspace (1986)
  21. Threads (1984)
  22. Death Warmed Up (1984)
  23. Bad Taste (1987) - Peter Jackson’s first movie.
  24. Meet the Feebles (1989) - Peter Jackson’s second movie.
  25. Dead Alive (1992) - Worth it if you can put up with the subtitles.  Yes, folks, these movies are what horror fans remember Peter Jackson for.  This was long before he would go on to make The Lord of the Rings.
  26. Stephen King’s IT (1990)
  27. Children of the Corn (1984)
  28. Zombie Holocaust (aka Doctor Butcher, M.D.) (1980)
  29. The Evil Dead (1981)
  30. Night of the Living Dead (1968) - Colorized.
  31. Night of the Living Dead (1990)
  32. Dawn of the Dead (1978)
  33. Day of the Dead (1985)
  34. Day of the Dead 2: Contagion (2005)
  35. Children of the Living Dead (2001)
  36. The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
  37. The Dead Next Door (1989)
  38. Dead Snow (2009) - English.
  39. Jack Frost (1997)
  40. The Deadly Spawn (1983)
  41. Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor (aka The Deadly Spawn 2)(1990)
  42. The Abomination (1986)
  43. Ozone (aka Street Zombies) (1995)
  44. Slime City (1988)
  45. BioZombie (1998) - Japanese with English subtitles.
  46. Hardware (1990)
  47. Brainscan (1994)
  48. TerrorVision (1986)
  49. Class of 1984 (1982)
  50. Class of 1999 (1990)
  51. Ice Cream Man (1995)
  52. Dr. Giggles (1992)
  53. Sleepaway Camp (1983)
  54. Prom Night (1980)
  55. The House on Sorority Row (1983)
  56. The Mutilator (1985)
  57. The Prowler (1981)
  58. The Burning (1981)
  59. Alone in the Dark (1982)
  60. Burnt Offerings (1976)
  61. Tales from the Crypt (1972)
  62. Tales from the Hood (1995)
  63. Deadtime Stories (1986)
  64. Night of the Comet (1984)
  65. Trick Or Treat (1986)
  66. Spookies (1986)
  67. Spontaneous Combustion (1990)
  68. John Carpenter’s Vampires (1998)
  69. Body Bags (1993)
  70. Anthropophagus (aka Antropophagus) (1980)
  71. Buio Omega (aka Blue Holocaust; Beyond the Darkness) (1979)
  72. Phenomena (1985)
  73. Demons (1985)
  74. Demons 2 (1986)
  75. Night of the Demons (1988)
  76. Witchboard (1986)
  77. Dolls (1987)
  78. Dolly Dearest (1991)
  79. Dog Soldiers (2002) - Found it!
  80. The Being (1983)
  81. XTRO (1983)
  82. Mutant (1984)
  83. Critters (1986)
  84. Society (1989)
  85. Freakshow (1989)
  86. Asylum (1972)
  87. Evil Ed (1997)
  88. Pledge Night (1990)
  89. Don’t Go In the Woods…Alone! (1981)
  90. Don’t Go In the House (1980)
  91. Horror Express (1972)
  92. Humanoids from the Deep (1980)
  93. Mosquito (1995)
  94. Prophecy (1979)
  95. The Nest (1988)
  96. Progeny (1998)
  97. The Other (1972)
  98. Beyond the Door (1974)
  99. The Guardian (1990)
  100. Ginger Snaps (2000)


Misc. Videos:

  1. The Anneliese Michel Exorcism Audio Tapes
  2. Crooked Rot
  3. Perihelion
  4. The Pig Farmer
  5. Shaye Saint John


Websites:

  1. Creepypasta.com
  2. The NES Godzilla Creepypasta
  3. Cracked: The Top 5 Serial Killers (Who Were Animals)
  4. Cracked: Five Horrific Serial Killers (Who Are Free Right Now)

Not as many misc. videos or websites, but well over 100 movies, totally free to watch. :3

the signs as stages of satan.

10% satan: pisces, aquarius + taurus

Azazel (the angel who aligned with satan): leo, gemini + cancer

seems like satan by means well: sagittarius, libra + scorpio

THE SATAN OF ALL SATAN’s: aries, capricorn + virgo

The Signs as One Direction Conspiracy Theories
  • Aries: Theo is actually Niall's son
  • Taurus: Management controls Louis' Twitter account
  • Gemini: Eleanor, Gretchen, and Tina
  • Cancer: Harry posts BW photos on IG to make a statement
  • Leo: Zerrie is fake
  • Virgo: Zouis is a cover up for Larry
  • Libra: The AIMH tweet was Louis' last original tweet
  • Scorpio: All quotes from print sources are fake
  • Sagittarius: Matching tattoos
  • Capricorn: They all knew each other before X Factor
  • Aquarius: Jay's wedding was staged for publicity
  • Pisces: The weed video was leaked on purpose
the signs as ages and what they're doing
  • Aries: literally a immature 12 year old that uses curse words
  • Taurus: 19 year old hippie
  • Gemini: 24 bachelor/ette
  • Cancer: like 3 i can hear them crying somewhere
  • Leo: around 30, those rich moms trying to act young
  • Virgo: 20, nerd thats prob reading in the library rn
  • Libra: the 15 year old teen that wants friends and to shop
  • Scorpio: 17, idek what the fuck they are doing
  • Sagittarius: idk 14 on their phone or some shit
  • Capricorn: 28 oldie business wo/man
  • Aquarius: 21 at that stage where ur thinkin bout life
  • Pisces: 9. sensitive about everything like ur no fun geez
Signs as the bad auditions in HSM

The first girl singing extremely off-key very loudly and proudly: Leo, Gemini

Alan, the monotone suit-and-tie singer guy referencing lyrics off his palm “it’s hard to believe that I couldn’t sneeze–see”: Cancer, Capricorn

Girl grinning and winking at Darbus over and over while singing vaguely off-key: Libra, Taurus

Cyndra, the opera singer girl that just *wailed* that final note: Scorpio

Silent ballet dancer guy that executes a perfect tour jete before crashing horribly offstage: Aries, Sagittarius

Weird interpretive dance alt kids: Aquarius

Girl frozen with stage fright that suddenly dashes offstage without singing: Virgo, Pisces