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THESE BITCHES WANT NIKES. THEY LOOKING FOR A CHECK. I TELL EM IT AIN’T LIKELY. SAID SHE NEED A RING LIKE CARMELO. MUST BE ON THAT WHITE LIKE OTHELLO. ALL YOU WANT IS NIKES.  BUT THE REAL ONES.  JUST LIKE YOU.  JUST LIKE ME.  I DON’T PLAY, I DONT MAKE TIME.  BUT IF YOU NEED DICK I GOT YOU AND I YAM FROM THE LINE.  POUR UP FOR A$AP. RIP PIMP C. RIP TRAYVON, THAT NIGGA LOOK JUST LIKE ME.  WOOO, FUCCKKINN BUZZINNN WOOOO. THAT MY LIL COUSIN, HE GOT A LIL TRADE. HIS GIRL KEEP THE SCALES, A LIL MERMAID.  WE OUT BY THE POOL SOME LIL MERMAIDS. ME AND THEM GEL, LIKE TWIGS WIT DEM BANGS. NOW THAT’S A REAL MERMAID. YOU BEEN HOLDING YOUR BREATH. WEIGHTED DOWN.  PUNK MADRE, PUNK PAPA.  HE DON’T CARE FOR ME, BUT HE CARES FOR ME.  AND THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH.  WE DON’T TALK MUCH OR NOTHING. BUT WHEN WE TALKING BOUT SOMETHING, WE HAVE GOOD DISCUSSION.  I MET HIS FRIENDS LAST WEEK. FEELS LIKE THEY’RE UP TO SOMETHING.  THAT’S GOOD FOR US.  WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY. WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY. WE GON SEE THE FUTURE FIRST.  WE’LL LET YOU GUYS PROPHESY.  WE GON SEE THE FUTURE FIRST.  LIVING SO THE LAST NIGHT, FEELS LIKE A PAST LIFE.  SPEAKING OF THE DON’T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO PEOPLE, DEVIL BE POSSESSING HOMIES DEMONS TRY TO BODY JUMP.  WHY YOU THINK I’M IN THIS BITCH WEARING A FUCKING YARMULKE.  ACID ON ME LIKE THE RAIN.  WEED CRUMBLES INTO GLITTER.  RAIN. GLITTER.  WE LAID OUT ON THIS WET FLOOR.  AWAY TURF, NO ASTRO.  MESMERIZED HOW THE STROBES GLOW, LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE FEET DANCE.  I KNOW THAT YOUR NIGGA CAME WITCHA.  BUT HE AIN’T WITCHA.  WE ONLY HUMAN AND IT’S HUMID IN THESE BALMAINS.  I MEAN MY BALLS STICKING TO MY JEANS.  WE BREATHING PHEROMONES, AMBER ROSE.  SIPPING PINK GOLD LEMONADES. FEELING.  I MAY BE YOUNGER, BUT I’LL LOOK AFTER YOU.  WE’RE NOT IN LOVE BUT I’LL , MAKE LOVE TO YOU.  WHEN YOU’RE NOT HERE, I’LL SAVE SOME FOR YOU.  I’M NOT HIM, BUT I’LL MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU.  I’LL MEAN SOMETHING TO YOU.
#1 KONG IS KING OF THE BOX OFFICE! WORLD WIDE WEEKEND OPENING = $142.6 MILLION!!!!

Deadline Hollywood: 

Warner Bros/Legendary’s Kong: Skull Island stomped into offshore play this weekend, planting an $81.6M footprint at the international box office. The Great Ape roared on 20,400 screens in 65 markets and ranked No. 1 in most majors including the UK, Korea, Russia, France and Germany. The global cume is $142.6M.

OMG… LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… LOOOOOOOK WHAT WE WERE APART OF THIS WEEKEND!!!!!! WE… ALL OF US… WE DID THIS! 

LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOOOOOOVE IT!!!!! WE LOVE OUR TOM!!!! I’M SO HAPPY!!!!

CHEERS!!!

XxOo ~Piper

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D1-29 by Mark Kolanowski
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Spaceship Earth as seen from Epcot’s World Showcase in the last moments of daylight.

Flashcards from a looong time ago! In terms of studying for tests, I usually just read over homework and notes the day before, as that’s good enough for me. But I’m taking AP Physics C so for this test I redid homework problems and did review sheets and even wrote these note cards! And I still bombed it. Sigh…why is it such a difficult class T.T 

Also for you senior (12th grader) folks living in the US, March 30-31 aka doomsday approaches. Hope y’all get into nice colleges T.T

I was hoping you could spread this around bc I don’t have a lot of followers and honestly have never done this before but I’m really in a hole when it comes to money and I don’t have work authorization so getting “real” work is 8/10 times not a viable option (helloooo everify). I’m not at all comfortable with taking donations so I’m trying to get commissions. I went to a very prestigious math science and engineering liberal arts school (we have a rivalry with both caltech and mit) but I basically majored in history. I can offer tutoring in algebra, trig, statistics, calculus (I got 5s on both ap Calc tests and ap stats and minored in math in college), physics (both Newtonian mechanics and electromagnetism, got a 4 on the ap physics c exam but then was a physics major for 3 yrs so I got better), my geometry is a little rusty but I’m willing to try. I can also tutor intro computer science!! I was a cs tutor at my school for 3 years and have studied in python, Java, c++, racket, prolog, and scratch.

But I’m also a history major so I can revise your papers (1-2$/page), write your cover letters (10$ each), format your citations (5-10$ depending on length, I know MLA, APA and Chicago style). I know really awesome formatting and can make your resume and cover letter look amazing (5$). I’m really good at study guides, too.

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If you’re interested please message me, even if it’s just to ask for a sample. I’m really desperate lol.

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Spirited Away (Dogo Onsen by Night) by Jake Jung