You know it always weirds me out when people say they ‘don’t ship any characters’ i mean what do you do with your lives???? are you honestly trying to tell me that you go to sleep during normal hours??? that you actually focus on school/office work???? that you actually spend your day doing something productive????? that you can actually cope with life without depending on the relationship status between two fictional characters????????? because honestly that sounds like bullshit
Picquery: You wouldn’t have been able to stop it, you know. Tina: I could’ve yelled something or tackled someone. Picquery: But you didn’t, because deep down, you knew it wouldn’t have mattered. Those wizards are gonna do what they wanna do. Tina: They may have just ruined their lives on an impulse decision. Picquery: Tina, I got married twice. Both times, I was a lot smarter than those two. And both marriages ended in divorce And a burning effigy. Who’s to say what works? You find somebody you like, and you roll the dice. That’s all anybody can do. Tina: Wait. Weren’t you married three times? Picquery: Oh, my God, you’re right. I get to burn another effigy.
(Parks and Recreation; season 3, episode 9: Andy and April’s Fancy Party)
When I started working for you I was aimless and just thought everything was stupid and lame. And you turned me into someone with goals and ambition, and that’s really the only reason why I’m even thinking about what I really want …